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@kpdecker @dansinker You had me at banana pudding. Oh, and I just checked where they have locations and they are i… https://t.co/RP5FFVdXKV
10/19
2020
Stop asking candidates if they “believe in” climate change and start asking if they understand it. It’s science, not Santa Claus.
Retweeted by Andy Markham @Bose can you please create a version of your noise-canceling headphones that work on Donald Trump's voice before t… https://t.co/VZbhJIffxn
10/2
2020
@kwuchu Both @bumble and @hinge are legit challengers for the title!
9/24
2020
@CharlotteAlter I see your methods and raise you one “Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”
9/19
2020
@444chloe LOL! Followed because of this tweet. Pics are fire too, just sayin'. @vcastillo630 @TatianaTMac @Google I don't know anyone at Google in HR, but if you put me in touch with your friend… https://t.co/srUXuS9wuP
9/16
2020
@johncutlefish Flow FTW! I have a hard time not looking around and hoping all those annual, quarterly, monthly, et… https://t.co/QahpaCEyhC @TatianaTMac @stacylondoner This is awesome. Add privacy to the mix! @danbucholtz Screen Time @johncutlefish Commitment versus attachment. It’s a great distinction from @LandmarkForum that talks about exactly… https://t.co/WKxUwYhAfa
9/3
2020
@johncutlefish Can we see v1?!
8/31
2020
@edo @johncutlefish I agree this is a big challenge. In my experience the further you get from product delivery th… https://t.co/OXCnwLlwMFKnow this: You can get an absentee ballot and you DO NOT have to mail it! Trump is crashing the post office as I t… https://t.co/j3ijoVubpd
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8/10
2020
@johncutlefish Change age ranges to geo... @johncutlefish I would suggest something along the lines of https://t.co/8RR5wExSgu https://t.co/uN1s8YFUEB
8/9
2020
@kyehohenberger You're a better person than me, @kyehohenberger. I would have definitely named the song so others could enjoy it as well...
8/6
2020
Step 1: Let a ton of your people die Step 2: When they're finally done dying, brag about how much things have impr… https://t.co/fZMpBq1bhB
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7/30
2020
The death toll is now at 150,000 dead Americans and the president of the United States is standing by the lady who… https://t.co/jArz2tRYzz
Retweeted by Andy Markham @kyehohenberger Congrats Kye and that's absolutely amazing! So happy for the 5 of you!
7/28
2020
@ThugDebugger @rebuildingblack @renderATL I’m staying tuned and may just join you...
7/17
2020
@RexChapman Am I the only one who thought this should be a video game where you dodge the poop? 🤔
7/11
2020
This man was sitting alone on a park bench - singing Bon Jovi's ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ by himself. Until the end.… https://t.co/YlQIBDv5l9
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6/22
2020
I would love to show someone from 1995 this picture and ask them what they think is happening here https://t.co/Y6a50Q3zmy
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6/15
2020
@foomper @realmamamorgan @SJSchauer In some cases punitive damages are awarded to a victim to make the fine steeper… https://t.co/7U0JipEat7
6/12
2020
“Defund” means that Black & Brown communities are asking for the same budget priorities that White communities have… https://t.co/djbQdzCUWR
Retweeted by Andy MarkhamOne of the first acts of the Trump administration was to delay the issuance of this bill by a decade. People shoul… https://t.co/gmCXpTQdxL
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6/9
2020
@spurs I love this video, except when he says "without getting too political". It sounds like there's something he… https://t.co/KAk9HnUv7o
6/7
2020
@kyehohenberger Glad you found a place and hope it wasn't too much of a hassle on short notice!
6/5
2020
@kpdecker @Healthline Thanks for all your contributions that helped Healthline go from a distant 6th to the #1 heal… https://t.co/HghDP5w2eq @jlongster Don't have an article to share, but *HIGHLY* recommend getting casters for your standing desk so you can… https://t.co/UUashVp72x
5/23
2020
We’ve created a guide with seven ways to avoid falling for some of the most common falsehoods about epidemics like… https://t.co/5JK3n1DUF8
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5/18
2020
i can’t fucking stop thinking about the shopping cart theory https://t.co/0v2MCtbX47
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5/16
2020
@stevekinney My guess is you mean "My tabs are one of my to-do lists", no? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
5/14
2020
@danbucholtz I read that Twitter was in the process of allowing for larger swaths of employees to work from home pr… https://t.co/pffMQwDLza
5/13
2020
@BrandonBloom With such huge investments in real estate, it seems unlikely they’re going to just abandon them. Will… https://t.co/x8gNd6CMfE
5/10
2020
@rauchg @zoom_us In other news... https://t.co/ugM6nn0GRj
5/7
2020
@kyehohenberger FFS that is ridiculous. Let me know if you want help reaching out to networks/etc.!
5/5
2020
@danbucholtz Will admit I haven't followed the issue, but imagine this thread is helpful... https://t.co/7Z5K0X4Fd1
4/7
2020
This front-line view of NYC hospitals makes it very real. The link is emotionally hard to read but worth your time. https://t.co/3mxg0GVg9K
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4/2
2020
@davepell I hope someone copied it...
3/28
2020
@kpdecker @stubbornella @YouTube @SnapCircuits I can just Amazon you some confetti poppers? 🤔
3/27
2020
To categorize counties as high-, medium- and low-risk, you need an adequate amount of testing everywhere. The US te… https://t.co/dJ9jukSChx
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3/26
2020
@kpdecker I thought EXACTLY the same thing when I got one today. Also considered replying to the sender with some… https://t.co/Vo3snW6hjv
3/18
2020
as if we needed more bad news https://t.co/0nZtDTn69Q
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3/11
2020
People get a whole lot more pro-science during pandemics.
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3/1
2020
@kyehohenberger This story never gets old...
2/21
2020
I just turned the oscars on and eminem is doing lose yourself and I genuinely don’t know what year it is or if I’m… https://t.co/j7mF15MNtm
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2/10
2020
Same arena. Same basket. Same dunk. 19 years apart. 💜💛 https://t.co/fj7HRmqv3c
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2/9
2020
@sharifsbeat Is it too late to rename it Product Debt?
2/3
2020
@lissijean @DocuSign Honestly sounds less painful than the fresh hell I'm in with @verizon right now. I bought two… https://t.co/f3kyWIbBzH
1/30
2020
@shinzui SO jealous! Wish i had a pool more available... How many nights are you pacing around the apartment?!? 😆
1/21
2020
@rauchg I want to start this year by devising a way to work that allows me to regularly have clean ~/Desktop and ~/… https://t.co/19Nw4KVI8O
1/2
2020
@brikis98 @LinkedIn @gruntwork_io 🙌 Very impressive decade! Congrats!!
1/1
2019
@brikis98 Wow, haven’t seen it all laid out so clearly that it feels even more shocking than it has. Thanks for sharing! @kyehohenberger Can they keep up with your mobile doorstep? 🤔
11/25
2019
@eriktorenberg Catfooding? 🤔
11/20
2019
@NateSilver538 Is this the *real* reason why Bezos, Musk, and Branson are building rocket ships? 🤔 @jlongster Absolutely
11/11
2019
@JTGenter @thepointsguy @AmericanAir Why on earth are those two plates not piled onto one much larger plate?!
10/10
2019
@jacobc Able to share the contents of that email? Would be curious to read it to learn. Thanks.
9/26
2019
@CoolAssPuppy @WellsFargo @Fidelity @FirstTechFed @USAA is incredible if you qualify. I hear they are opening up th… https://t.co/EHuwsfyMHP
9/22
2019
@wirecutter I agree, if you don’t have kids. If you do, they’re happy to blow leaves all day long! Not always where… https://t.co/J8iAFNgwn6
9/20
2019
@BestBuySupport Still don’t have it. Had really bad luck trying to get support on the phone and the last one said s… https://t.co/69fWbgmP6k
8/6
2019
@kvlly @github Would be interesting to see the version of this for other professions... 🤔 Maybe people could @ peop… https://t.co/UCOE5GAFBe
8/5
2019
@thinkofdave @wirecutter @BestBuy I was going the lazy route and have paid the price! Will see if i can borrow a truck and revert...
8/3
2019
@thinkofdave @wirecutter I did the same and can’t wait to get mine, but @BestBuy failed to deliver in a 6 hour wind… https://t.co/wGcrYcKZaG
8/2
2019
Love this use of data. Amazed we don't hear about more of it... https://t.co/iKR64yKyXh
7/6
2019
@jacobc Consider yourself added to the “I’m listening” follow list...
6/30
2019
Here's my annual tweet to remind NC State fans to wish Roy Williams a Happy Father's Day.
Retweeted by Andy Markham @UNC_TarHeelFan OMG i am *literally* crying laughing over here! 🤣
6/17
2019
A way of dismantling whiteness is for white people to start naming their individual ancestries instead. (You know,… https://t.co/atgXTvLb0d
Retweeted by Andy Markham @Miminality I have been curious about @23andMe and @ancestrydna but never done it. This is literally the only compe… https://t.co/aiB6G0iwPW
6/2
2019
@Brouif @andreasklinger @Healthline's remote employees celebrate their local holidays, which has seemed to work fin… https://t.co/NvwBhVrlaA
5/29
2019
@nomorefreeways Curious what you mean by “save us”?
5/18
2019
@pourmecoffee @CoolAssPuppy @p_grandinThe absurdity of working at @wirecutter and watching that last #GoT episode is that the whole time I kept thinking… https://t.co/16gD3FD2zd
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5/13
2019
I just published "Thoughts on The Future of Hybrid Cloud IT” here: https://t.co/VdWBzcVTYO
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5/9
2019
@ashleymayer Or at least his own emoticon. 👻 is weak!
5/6
2019
@DigitalRajNYC The robots remember...
5/5
2019
@plunchete 🤣😭
4/29
2019
@kyehohenberger @thekitze Tractor? Let's see it!
4/28
2019
Pulling up to drive-through window, girl starts to read back my order and stops herself: “you’re Tony Hawk?” me: ye… https://t.co/E7rycmjAf0
Retweeted by Andy Markham @CoolAssPuppy @soulcycle 24 classes per week?! Isn’t that like $3K?!?!? Um, respect tho! 🙌
4/22
2019
@benedictevans We could only be so lucky that he would have started his Tweet with "It's a little known fact..."
4/16
2019
This is an idea that I love and have been meaning to do. Props to @c0d3rgirl for taking action and for sharing suc… https://t.co/zCidCsnvJq
4/15
2019
Let's hope we still have public transportation as an option once loss-making Uber gives up VC-subsidies and has to… https://t.co/hqPUmfeCbw
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4/13
2019
@CoolAssPuppy Too soon? @CoolAssPuppy 🍔
4/9
2019
16 months ago a tackle left Ryan Shazier unable to walk. He's now doing box jumps 🙏 (via @RyanShazier) https://t.co/S6nKxs2zlu
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4/8
2019
@kpdecker I'm impressed you have coverage!
4/5
2019
@MelsLien Um, do we really believe that "no one is sure why Trump keeps saying PR got $91 billion."?
4/3
2019
@brikis98 @Superhuman @CoolAssPuppy @brooklinen Please have her write an @instructables!
3/30
2019
@kpdecker I see your Elmo song and raise you the Catchy Song from the Lego Movie 2... https://t.co/0Evl0NMWjL
3/27
2019
Can't tell if Mueller/Trump/GOP or Apple. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/mLBfjdpkft
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3/26
2019
Whatever else, what the Mueller probe actually reveals is that we should reassign the many prosecutors no longer wo… https://t.co/qHiCIdNsRX
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3/23
2019
@_JamesWard Shout out to @gruntwork_io ...
3/21
2019
@editingemily Find a way to provide feedback about that interaction so your team can improve. If that feedback isn’t welcome, move on.
3/20
2019
@tsvitt @DocHeelfire Same.
3/7
2019

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