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Just a girl who loves glitter, tacos, and high-fives.

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Joined Twitter 9/9/09


@darcyknoll My daughter has been learning all about filling buckets too!
10/27
2020
So it’s a listen to Landslide and cry kind of day. Cool. Cool.
10/26
2020
@Nikkijayyne There’s a sweet spot where it’s warm in the day but cool at night and the leaves are brilliant. Anythi… https://t.co/43CZ3lVWCE @Nikkijayyne I wholeheartedly support this plan. Give yourself a couple of weeks to figure out priorities re: new h… https://t.co/mQfTWNt1VC
10/20
2020
@Nikkijayyne I don’t understand when the algorithm continues to suggest big ticket items, as though people regularl… https://t.co/K9aecUlXOF @emilydawnlove Exactly this. We are in a relatively safe spot, and our light will be off October 31. I don’t want t… https://t.co/n6G21SgLuAThere have now been more new #COVID19 cases recorded in the City of #Toronto over the last SIX DAYS (1,848) then th… https://t.co/IBjqoapYza
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10/19
2020
@Nikkijayyne Was sat at this island last weekend at a friend’s. It’s perfect; cute and functional.
10/18
2020
@emilydawnlove That Carmen Sandiego remark is a top tier random man experience. I hope he knows you hold him in your heart. @Nikkijayyne https://t.co/EvEIPemJlF @ThrowinSmoke Like... as a civilian or some sort of sports celebrity event? @Nikkijayyne Wait, a company is using these to sell clothes?! Oh dear. @emilydawnlove I’m sorry, are you my grandmother in 1961? Also, she ironed tea towels and my grandfather’s jeans.
10/17
2020
@emilydawnlove The layer belt @Nikkijayyne It will seem smaller once you add furniture. Looking good tho!How DARE someone listen to their own shitty videos in a shared break room?!
10/16
2020
@emilydawnlove This response killed me. https://t.co/BZxPf6IS20
10/15
2020
@Nikkijayyne Love a good pimple pop! Oh yes @emilydawnlove @s_findlay There’s a name I haven’t heard in quite a while. Another “got out of the city” perk.Happy Bat Flip Anniversary, everyone. @emilydawnlove Pyjamas is definitely the correct spelling, but I thought I was the minority on that. Shocked pajama… https://t.co/k9a9S6PChy
10/14
2020
I hate dril but I love this thread https://t.co/n5pbfbgqBL
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10/13
2020
@RachelLinn Who?? Who are these people and in what world do they live?!? It’s not hard for SOME kids to get food. I… https://t.co/HtI6lT4hcD
10/12
2020
@emilydawnlove My mother-in-law sent us a Turducken roast. We aren’t doing it for Thanksgiving but I cannot wait to… https://t.co/xwTvPSewIH
10/11
2020
@emilydawnlove True. I’m reaching to come up with any alternate way to walk in a run and coming up totally blank. @emilydawnlove Balk with a runner on third? But, that’s a ridiculous way to phrase it.
10/10
2020
@emilydawnlove Pardon me?!
10/9
2020
Out of nowhere I’ve got All Saints’ Never Ever on a loop in my head, so you can all have it too. No need to thank me.Shout out to my area! https://t.co/J4OeHWhN5W @Nikkijayyne Very much a “practice makes perfect” thing. Luckily noodles don’t have to be perfect, they just have t… https://t.co/HKN5VSRarx @Nikkijayyne Time to learn, baby! @darcyknoll @ottawahealth @VeraEtches @CHEO @OCDSB This is just about the cutest germ I’ve ever seen. @Nikkijayyne Swimming is the best because you can sweat like a mofo but never feel gross.
10/7
2020
@Nikkijayyne So cute!
10/6
2020
@Nikkijayyne You’ve been paying attention to my 4 year old’s lunches then... @Nikkijayyne Because it’s so so good. @Nikkijayyne Okay but Ricky tho 👀👀I just *lost it* https://t.co/0SybIoQ4zP
Retweeted by Ange Cavanagh @itremainslate Like Trading Spaces Mindy Paige Davis? This is wholesome.
10/3
2020
@emilydawnlove Fisherman, duh
10/2
2020
@chloedutch @Nicole_Cliffe Thank you. It really took me by surprise that I could pull it off. @Nicole_Cliffe When chemo meant losing my (straight auburn) hair, I figured why not try purple curls? Liked them so… https://t.co/R7bddvqiFR
9/30
2020
Few things surprise me less. https://t.co/bSt7IOuhyR @RachelLinn I agree, as someone lucky enough to be food stable but knowing others are not. @itremainslate Please elaborate. I hope you mean crunchy and slightly tart.
9/29
2020
Just interviewed a cleaning gentleman and I’m feeling very Nicole Cliffe.
9/28
2020
@Nikkijayyne Cool aunties are so so very important. (And cool).
9/27
2020
@Nikkijayyne Sorry?
9/24
2020
I always think shirt tucked in fashion looks good but when I do it I feel like a dummy - why
Retweeted by Ange Cavanagh @itremainslate Okay so this is really stupid, but thanks to an inside joke I can’t even specifically remember, it’s… https://t.co/jSpbZp0WTS
9/23
2020
@Nikkijayyne Fuck, marry, kill.
9/21
2020
My 4 year old built a grocery store with her LEGO, and lined up all the little tiny pieces as jars: honey mustard,… https://t.co/QJ1Ey0pCXO @zachhajas JFC Texas @itremainslate Yes to heat. Hard yes. @itremainslate How cold is it? @itremainslate The duke of weasel-town!
9/20
2020
If you haven't downloaded the COVID Alert app, now is the time. For those concerned about privacy, you give up mo… https://t.co/vnvL9eGmYO
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9/18
2020
@Nikkijayyne Yeah 10/10 an MLM. That said, why not wear makeup AND apologize for it? Just don’t wear it and don’t s… https://t.co/V6pee5OBo0 @itremainslate Do you also wear your bow tie just under your chin? Or at the base of your neck? @itremainslate R
9/16
2020
@PadmaLakshmi He wore her more than I did. https://t.co/LuHALxRqyg
9/15
2020
Testing centre wait: 4+ hours. Everyone here seems to have school-age children. This should be fun. @itremainslate I’m taking the kid for a test today (runny nose). At the very least, if we plan to keep schools open, close everything else.We made it 4 days of school before having to take a COVID test...
9/14
2020
@itremainslate I make a really big loud passive aggressive deal about explaining this sort of etiquette to my 4–yea… https://t.co/5tS6eaOGBz
9/13
2020
@itremainslate What projector and do you love it? @ThrowinSmoke Is that pineapple?
9/12
2020
I am stoked for a basketball game 8 hours from now. What is happening?
9/11
2020
Remember when we were without sports and I was without this tight feeling in my gut?
9/10
2020
- @bjnovak https://t.co/msNUaxFygn
Retweeted by Ange Cavanagh @BlakeMurphyODC The full body strip to pee behind a bush ought to be fun.My firstborn started school today and it is a lot.Holy shit. This is a bonkers number. https://t.co/sdlpaU6Hjb
9/8
2020
@RachelLinn Ah yes, from the shampane region of France.
9/7
2020
@itremainslate Dude, no. @Nikkijayyne Absolutely this. A $40 polo shirt is not fair to anyone. Though some schools here have a “uniform” of… https://t.co/55JSFzEmCy
9/6
2020
@Nikkijayyne Yo, I want this light source in my life.
9/5
2020
@ThrowinSmoke Sophie’s in. https://t.co/CdwxWSizlE @Nikkijayyne https://t.co/bdSHAWfxVS @Nikkijayyne Taking the bus to school alone... all of it! (You know I took the day off work to follow her bus to sc… https://t.co/ZMksJp1oV3 @Nikkijayyne My kid’s first day is Tuesday and I’m already prepared to cryyyyy. @RachelLinn Okay but could you just quit it with the -ael? I’m never going to be okay with it.
9/4
2020
@misseriin I mean... if we can porch pick up and wine ninja one another, why not candy? @misseriin Decor will still be appreciated. I love a good spooky house! I’m hoping the kids can wear costumes to school? @misseriin I am not a Halloweenoholic, but I’m already sad that this year’s will be so... nothing. I think it’s the… https://t.co/lwPTY3mtYL @annie_wow Oh yes. Thankfully the ball is rolling on our back up plan. @Nikkijayyne Thankfully we have a back up plan, but it is far less convenient and will take some work to get in act… https://t.co/X5qurb0E6V @deanneleifso Thankfully we have a back up plan, but it is certainly less than ideal. Now to jump through hoops with the bus company...Super cool to find out today that my child does not, in fact, have after school care at her school, where she starts on Tuesday. @DuncanIdunno @ThePOD_Kast Safe travels, man. That’s a long drive I hope to never do again. @emilydawnlove Brava! This is a feat. @Nikkijayyne Woo! Exciting stuff
9/3
2020
@Nikkijayyne My old workplace was “which grocery store has the best [deals/produce/meat]”. Currently all the chatte… https://t.co/cMOw6YZprp @RachelLinn Because fuck poor kids, I guess 🤷‍♀️ @RachelLinn Legit who were all these kids with camcorders at their disposal? We definitely never had one, yet there… https://t.co/J6FWL7YnuX
9/2
2020
I worry I made it sound like our house is just teeming with swarms of flies. It’s not. There are 2 flies and they are constantly. near. me.You know fall is fast approaching because the flies trapped in my house have gotten slower, louder, and more annoying. @emilydawnlove 2000 km move, and I found out 2 days before that they didn’t have the truck or the car trailer I’d b… https://t.co/zKvrzCIhCN
9/1
2020
@kjknoll Great perk to a healthcare job: scrubs. I’ve never envied my friends with office job attire. @RachelLinn Who is doing this? I want to yell at them.
8/31
2020

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