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Senior Editor, Law and Policy @Rewire_News | 1/2 of #TeamLegal | Co-host of #BoomLawyered | Opinions are yours. | The Real Racist™ | gandy.imani@rewire.news |

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if it’s gotta be Thursday why is it this Thursday instead of next Thursday or even seven Thursdays from nowwhat https://t.co/rwzN1hchXqA majority of directors at 169 OB-GYN programs indicated in a survey that their institution’s restrictions on abort… https://t.co/XnwIndxWZS
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥it’s salvageable. @jonathanburwell oh no 😭I accidentally put my ice cream in the fridge.but also butterflies and stripes. #maskup https://t.co/C5hFqwWkLZnice eyeliner. thanks. you too. what? I don’t know. good talk. https://t.co/tfZtFSwI6fbumblebees and stripes. #maskup https://t.co/NDLqvw9IWq @AliciLee 🤣Hope I got off a tweet to @AngryBlackLady that my call to the meteor's manager worked. https://t.co/5jWoAmVjEv
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @nolanolegal it’s nice to know that I haven’t entirely lost my memory 😃We gotta stop electing these old ass white men. I’m old ass white menned out https://t.co/GWC6DATspfjoe biden 👀"You keep calling me #SpanielDayLewis but I think I look more like #SpanielHMacy but I know 'Spaniel' doesn't rhyme… https://t.co/j0wlJelgm1mini joints and meditative music while my dog stares so intently at me I’m sure he’s trying to communicate telepath… https://t.co/EnEWeukrYifalse alarm, the original post was definitely a prank. Although if anyone in Europe wants to adopt an adult Black… https://t.co/7qoHe4X3ViI once saw a Black woman sing this at karaoke and I was just like... holy shit balls. I think @nolanolegal might… https://t.co/tVGLedjMHOthis is so tedious https://t.co/PbDr0GERIothe daily news just out here publishing anything 😂Me reading this article looking for the point https://t.co/I5LLkzbX2Jliterally what is the point of this op-ed? You don’t even explain why you would vote for Biden if he picks Harris… https://t.co/EwetF6z4yr“Karen, I love you!” is literally a line. 🤣 https://t.co/6TSrunNt9f
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥I broke out my pink docs. #SpanielDayLewis is wildly unimpressed. https://t.co/NojC6pjoIDIT’S LIKE RAY-EE-AINNNNN #SelfCareWhitePeopleMusicThursday https://t.co/Thh5Itqxh0What can corporations do? Look at who you hire, who you promote, how you help black business. This is basic. Corpor… https://t.co/KVMfMp7dbS
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥Why yes it is #SelfCareWhitePeopleMusicThursdayDAMN! https://t.co/edp0bDoNzn cc @WorkforceAmanda @mpgPhD lmaoputting on make up for literally no reason. https://t.co/PwfkL3gz14At @Rewire_News, we are examining all the incompetent ding dongs that trump has installed in federal courts. This… https://t.co/eLUtHf7BEE
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥89 days to go. We are in the eighties, people. It’s all swatch watches, scrunchies, and wearing neon sweatshirts ba… https://t.co/kKjXti4O9S @TheWayWithAnoa Excellent taste!! @txvoodoo @DaraMWilson LOL. @Hegemommy The weird part is that it’s August 2019 again. Corona is still just a beer @DaraMWilson https://t.co/bi2F9XwKfr @DaraMWilson I feel like this is a Gordon Gartrell situation, but with self hair cuts 😂 @DaraMWilson But I mean what is the end result of this zip zap zop ? @DaraMWilson lmao what even is zip zap zop 😂 @DaraMWilson https://t.co/dKlvmwHYZo @DaraMWilson I shave my sides and even that got dicey this week. Resist the temptationSay yes to masks And no to bras. Free the titi But protect the city
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @HelloRachyy @tracypac Happy birthday! 🥳🥳 @AngryBlackLady https://t.co/IrRdGTDN86
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady It’s Leo season so my pettiness is peaking. I don’t make the rules. https://t.co/n0SCUdM1Gc
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥Sometimes the petty just jumps out @AlexandraErin Nice @AngryBlackLady Masque of the Red Sox
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥let me take my petty ass and make some dinner. https://t.co/WaQqZDghaD @TeamQuimbyNH https://t.co/hOCPXAdKBlit works for shaun king. https://t.co/xjYyoX9Gcb“maybe if we just tweet through the pandemic, it will stop bothering us eventually.”like why the fuck are people playing baseball. Issa plagueI find these empty baseball stadiums to be really bizarre. It’s just like “here’s our denial. Right on the field!”lol classic https://t.co/A2W5GkwWLA @AngryBlackLady https://t.co/zg8rcOhBKa
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady Funny how work deemed mostly as women's work means your life is open to sacrifice. If we were tell… https://t.co/r3G0PVquhG
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥Now she’s talking about old bay seasoning for some reasonI suppose I should’ve said a body of freshwater. But at this point I’ll take a body of salt water. You know what, I… https://t.co/K26KRIQGLoAlexa find me a fresh body of water to walk into https://t.co/CRQO8IFEfCGrateful to @colbertlateshow for re-upping this convo from June 18th about how calls to #defundthepolice are a dema… https://t.co/5fA5Co2OC5
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥Lolwut https://t.co/8nwwOuOy66A lot of folk just expect Black women to perform free labor for them & to center them in all things at their reques… https://t.co/DTqAkubxvm
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥“There are too many motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane and I hope they die in hell!” https://t.co/Cnimd8VqJ9Maybe she can jazz up captain marvel. I didn’t love the first one although I liked Brie Larson’s wry portrayalAnd the second Black person next to Ryan Coogler.that makes her the first Black woman director of an MCU film. gang gang https://t.co/NtzpEve85REXCLU: The CAPTAIN MARVEL sequel has found its director as @NiaDaCosta , who just helmed the highly anticipated CAN… https://t.co/EE0EJKGWZO
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8/6
2020
@SandyRae11 NIOOO https://t.co/VBqE55IW7K @Rightturn_only Hahahah @AngryBlackLady I’ll use my 14 year old’s phone to sign up. She is already mad at me so this will be a fun bonus. S… https://t.co/LcLIXtZOHi
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥As much as I complained about my parents in high school who would make me rewrite school papers much to my loud dis… https://t.co/Dv8q33ZXJe @byst I ain’t doin it @cminmd worse. An editor. lol @merricontrary my mom hammered all my bad grammar habits right out of me and then handed me off to my dad who haras… https://t.co/mJpr41lhR6lol as opposed to “pleaded”? https://t.co/MFtxAAaHfIone person sign up for the goddamn text message and then just tell Twitter https://t.co/OzFPHGqUsE“Behind your preposition” is what my mom always said until I kicked that habit 😂 https://t.co/WSuMNwvmuf @thedogsmaid 😂😂 @TCDP_4179 lol @AngryBlackLady I used myriad correctly at a protest once and made 2 new friends.
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥Key Dem senator endorses DNC platform's call for structural court reform --> https://t.co/cqsE3osdoQ
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @keddiejoh @chickgonebad same. That last verse is impressive. @BeckiBintBob @arisarantis @HoarseWisperer I had an editor thank me once because I wrote champing and not chomping.… https://t.co/UVqRvqrUhWBecause it needs to be said again, and again, and again. https://t.co/ZSALGimBVr
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @AngryBlackLady I learned this from your mom who fixed it up in one of my grad school applications. Perhaps I would… https://t.co/1CCWfoUVPk
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥You might not! I certainly wouldn’t. She still corrects my grammar. 🤩 https://t.co/SVP9FJumox @AngryBlackLady Ask not for whom Imani tweets. She tweets for me. In myriad ways.
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 @KMcDill I reject it wholesale. LolI tweet for people who say "myriad" instead of "myriad of"Honestly, my first thought was TIME TRAVELER https://t.co/2ptBKH3L4U @AngryBlackLady ICYMI the CDC leaked internal docs re schools re-opening in-person during current COVID-19 pandemic… https://t.co/WsxuiBqsUz
Retweeted by Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥it's only 10:45. not too late to say fuck today and drink margaritas @KosherSoul yes. he is.everyone needs to read this thread. corporations are playing russian roulette with your college kids' lives. this… https://t.co/Zp5VZfpX7T @OG_McDuck hahahahai just had the hiccups which may be the worst thing in the world besides like, genocide, so i revisited this thread… https://t.co/J6UmBTFPFZlike how is it in the year 2020 our lord people are still confused or pretending to be confused about what privilege is.you may have gotten a glow up due to your beard which for some reason looks good on you, but you're still the same… https://t.co/m6wcwhlyDt @WhereIsUrMgr time is a trick now. the old ways are not the new ways. every day is a year. every year is an eon.
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