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@ShawnMendes @shawnfoundation @ChipotleTweets Lol. I have several bowlsOrnithologists say this bird is houngry https://t.co/2rpDWkFSgH @woolie @Theophite Link please @hedlike_a_hole I’m so happy you’re about to experience this. It’s really something else @mood_probiotic LMAO @cwrightmd @Theophite Yes! The underground ones with water are so cool @hedlike_a_hole This channel https://t.co/GXWuCxt3lsThose youtube videos where the guy makes knives out of like seaweed https://t.co/OpVnMa5k0p @misterpostsman @jcpenney Getting my penny sucked150 ppl who went to college with this guy signed a letter labeling him a sexual predator. there were a total of 300… https://t.co/imqZEN3csB
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)This economist's last major paper argued that the very existence of Naloxone worsens opioid abuse and was immediate… https://t.co/ux956NNx28
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Marilyn manson voice: the beautiful boaters the beautiful boaters (aahh) @CallyGingrich Lets see his hogMore like Christ Tiegen, the way her suffering at the hands of trolls mirrors that of Our Lord
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1/17
2021
They changed minimum wage and now store hamburger costs every dollar in my wallet. I'm crying for 1,000 years.
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @sailorsocialist Ice cube tray! That’s such a good idea @NikkiHaley @standamericanow Cant wait to face this reality thx luv @sailorsocialist Lol that’s pretty cool. We have a cat who sometimes eats way too fast and then throws up, might ne… https://t.co/nSgmuyOq0P @sailorsocialist What the hell is the cat thingJanuary Jones and I do the exact same things https://t.co/XijMaiA4hF
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)You can put fried eggs on leftover chinese food and then several days later put fried eggs on leftover thai food #LifeHackNew religion just dropped https://t.co/3UbLKdnz7Z
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Trump should have one more go at pence. Finish the jobHey @matthewstoller why did you stop talking about Josh Hawley? https://t.co/JrP5uNEG7N
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Now-ex WV lawmaker who stormed the Capitol has history of harassment at an abortion clinic. His constant vitriol to… https://t.co/vvwGAcMFEG
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)If you have ever interacted with my tweets please destroy your phone https://t.co/pGYV7WrNlohttps://t.co/1GUi1XJXep
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Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Those 3am cable commercials about patenting your invention are really smart for targeting the hard working guys who… https://t.co/q8HxQ8TaIQDear Twitter Friends, I'm going to make 2 gray-violet shapes for long arms this weekend. What are you all going to do? Have a great weekend.
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @bad_takes 🙏63yr old maga lady googling jimmy dore while listening to ariel pink https://t.co/2zqxUVEjgy @ChuckGrassley Speak on it kingI figured this out when i was like 6 but congrats to Europe nonetheless https://t.co/6pECci6KpJWho is dying: Who is vaccinated: https://t.co/VOEWzaaXwX
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @cat_boobs Yes
1/16
2021
@CHHNDLER There it is @trrvvb @MyPillowUSA Mfw the storm is comingScrolling through the @MyPillowUSA feed and it’s almost all insane election conspiracies sprinkled with a couple ma… https://t.co/VaUBDNoJDNForcibly btw @Dimi @FinancialTimes LolBREAKING: Some 6,000 workers at Amazon's warehouse in Bessemer, Ala., will begin voting on Feb. 8 on a groundbreaki… https://t.co/p6sIyksDRK
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Retweeted by mike (getting worried)this is like looking at cave paintings https://t.co/ImGIYRsu1o
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @kenklippenstein Took me a sec @DaveMcNamee3000 Oh wowMatthew Modine looks like Ted Danson dressed as Keith Richards https://t.co/2qXU6yPD7V
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Hustle never sleeps🙏 https://t.co/IMUWwMNRogthe president's lawyer, who is working for free right now because the president is mad at him, is posting screensho… https://t.co/jSH8N8xtv7
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @colbydroscher Every day, as far as I’m concernedAndrew Yang will restore your foreskinhttps://t.co/QbOzg0YUQs
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @Rob_Flaherty @JoeBiden @WhiteHouse Give me $2,000 rob @herraero Pagliacci: but doctor, I’m on a sea shanty diet.. I see food and i shant eat it Doctor: im severely depressed. LolNot my problem https://t.co/LLAEqDT8asdoritos’ best work is behind them. don’t expect new innovations or bold flavors any time soon
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Propose https://t.co/PzRo4tqNnKHow it started How it’s going https://t.co/MITcISGrHn
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @spiritnght Just like nana used to make😋Everybody knows the best way to help poor communities is pay them less moneyThis man will face eternal hellfire. Lol https://t.co/SgSZkGOQkw @ciatradwife I love when they do thatbabe what’s wrong? you unpinned your thirst trap
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)when dudes rock it does honestly make me smile
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @Mike_Pence You’re capitalizing random words btw @SecPompeo 🚨Fake news
1/15
2021
disneybounding as park security and telling mickey he must move with me to a safe location
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Pig on pig violence https://t.co/jvOuqN9pl5 @longbeachblvd 🙏maybe..... but maybe not.. https://t.co/qsCxJ4Uhgz
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @HunterDoradea 😳(Waking up totally drenched in sweat) where’s hunter.WaPo reports that Secret Service agents detailed to Jared/Ivanka had to sometimes go to the Obama's or Pence's to u… https://t.co/acXiM1kx8T
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)The funniest photo of all time was taken two years ago today https://t.co/A9GVvcweMi
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Found the single greatest divorce announcement of all time https://t.co/x4RFY81yoN
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Dr. Harold Bornstein, who as Trump’s doctor attested that he would be “the healthiest individual ever elected to th… https://t.co/H1vuG55F1U
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Very funny to me that the president paid so much attention to twitter that his banning has collapsed a small indust… https://t.co/HQP972Fioi @ambinate Great time to buy9 tweets into his thread about banning the president of the united states jack drops a bitcoin hashtag🤙Imagining jack making long threads for all my boys who get banned https://t.co/B8JWviGEbnhe shoulda bought greenland
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Alpha behavior again.. troubling https://t.co/CaDzhef9hu @voidhowler I am awarding this claim four pinocchios as you bought me a beer one time.https://t.co/X03NEukZJR
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @oldfriend99 I might try this myself some time, if that’s okay with you @jayleophillips I’ll be the judge of that.
1/14
2021
@HeheWaitWhut Was this before or after trump pardoned him lol @HeheWaitWhut xX~Da JuNk BoNd KiNg~Xx#ad I'm loving @RealLunchables new rewards program. It gives me MAJOR perks! Plus one of YOU can win free groceries… https://t.co/Cj06qbTpY8
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Today they cancelled president Trump and sea shanties.Please stop asking me about politics. We all see it.
Retweeted by mike (getting worried) @capittalism Thank you for being an allyGuiness World Records will soon be confirming my record for most pieces of pork extracted from pork fried rice at o… https://t.co/L81eWpSlMSeveryone should live in one big tower in the middle of the ocean
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Just kidding https://t.co/JaDWeqCXLYHits different when it’s not a tweet https://t.co/z4aFHpWFo5 @christiancieri4 🔮5 years of "fuck your feelings, snowflakes" and now all these MAGA guys are begging for everyone to be nice to them https://t.co/CepfyEJRdI
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Sendai Aquarium installed ehomaki-shaped pipes last , and the resulting photos of conger eels squeezing through the… https://t.co/wBGATTsCo3
Retweeted by mike (getting worried)Just found some panic buttons. Weird
1/13
2021

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