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Hot Emma @anicegreenleaf Nr. Lucozade Thermometer

Spaniels, Nabokov, Shostakovich, Gil Grissom. Feels in italics, thinks in CAPITALS. Costly burden.

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Joined Twitter 10/8/08


@ToTheHappyNone They’re like a cross between Richard Yates and Anthony Powell, I think they’re very likeable @ToTheHappyNone LOVE those books @tinycharlotte72 @robpalkwriter @il_cagnaccio HOIST BY HIS OWN PETARDDDDD @KatyaTaylor @jntod Yes although the shifts eg to Dora I loved the way they did it @il_cagnaccio @tinycharlotte72 This is AMAZING CL @DanceyFrancy I think I see you as an exact mutant cross of those two @rblandford “Mate did you see any baklava? You couldn’t just nip back and check?” @rblandford Still a sign the waters had receded so same difference @Gargarin The dude whose birthday it is has been pretty sanguine but I was glad to make it slightly more festive de… https://t.co/WSTKhrorTu @il_cagnaccio @RolandBates12 @robpalkwriter @HowFashionating His signature MOOOOVE @Gargarin My friend who was too ill to come texted “they’ll be reminiscing about this next year” and she is right @svejky @jntod You are forgetting Muppet Christmas Carol my friend @EddieLongbridg3 Line dancing has all these numbers they shout out, it sounds like that!! @EddieLongbridg3 Did you get the calling from line dancing this week muddled with your arsenal notes @EddieLongbridg3 EDDDDDDDIIIEEEEE @il_cagnaccio @robpalkwriter @HowFashionating Pretty sure Rob’ll have a few in there. Jen doesn’t even know where it is, shes that nice @il_cagnaccio @robpalkwriter @HowFashionating MY “Hidden” folder is CHOCKA @il_cagnaccio @robpalkwriter @HowFashionating Youre sweet but this is tip of the world’s biggest iceberg @GreeningPoet @jntod I know, now I really want to read it too! @davidclewis No no! Definitely not. But thank you xThat time we played birthday crazy golf in the pissing rain and then had to eat cake standing on the pavement aroun… https://t.co/eQeEuORX65 @jessf_white Is it Dutch biscuits? It’s so familiar @robpalkwriter @HowFashionating https://t.co/vwL2MpnQRN @Andr6wMale I cannot unsee that @LouiseBrown I think the challenge with ole dickens is always to get the characters as crazily unreal and exaggerat… https://t.co/N26OhylNBO @RolandBates12 😭😭 @RolandBates12 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @pressfuturist Yes I am just down the Piccadilly line! Or a bike ride away x @suesjoy I definitely don’t read all day but thank you x @RolandBates12 Oh gosh so I watched it thinking “isn’t it amazing how we imagine artists have good hearts because t… https://t.co/iF1vfFzxRU @jntod Oh how interesting! It was fascinating to watch this alongside Enola Holmes which has chat to the camera and… https://t.co/lPqKLF0KiG @RolandBates12 YES @designhist @TheEsteemedFox How do you know they’re not all the same dogWHHOOOOPPPP https://t.co/v9IpsBsZSKWell, David Copperfield, that was very very enjoyable!! I especially loved all the weird little meta bits 🖤 https://t.co/4hBQoDBz0R @pressfuturist Wow, love the sound of this! How nice to know what it IS you are working away on @fenlandgent I totally thought that was his surname, that is literally how little I know!! @BenignSyphilis Spotted earlier https://t.co/3Ocu6htnC2 @fenlandgent I’ve googled RHP who I’d never heard of so at least I’ve learnt something @fenlandgent Lolll @fenlandgent I’m for pale grey https://t.co/fCnGAwS1Ap @judge_jen @johnmitchinson @i_am_mill_i_am @mungo2434 @BacklistedPod @Andr6wMale 🤣🤣♥️♥️ @fenlandgent @Frankandstan Omggggggggggggggg @jododsley I actually really like that one of the fake tree with the real trees!!! @jododsley SHIT @fenlandgent Plus, THERES A NEW KING OF CARDIGANS 👑 https://t.co/9po87pF7ds @samuel_mcqueen I KNOW RIGHHHHHT @fenlandgent Thierry over ScottMy current football/cardigan hierarchy. https://t.co/UqbAM4fiAR
Retweeted by Hot Emma @fenlandgent Hmmmm might have to argue with this @LizaD0Little @jpsmythe Yes although the crucial thing - I make them sometimes from a mix - is actually THE TIN NEE… https://t.co/psgi7zqXZr @jododsley Wait what you can’t be doing beautiful conceptual diptychs?!!? This isn’t within the code of the bad nature photographers guild @Andr6wMale My hair looks so cool @Andr6wMale Hello from the CRAZY GOLF 😹🙄 https://t.co/NI6FLvwAE3 @Laylaastley I bet he smells of twelve different perfumers @Laylaastley HAHAHAHAHAHMy heart https://t.co/zIoNrjSweX @robpalkwriter Never not surprisin’ us @SimonGuy64 @RSmythFreelance Mostly this 10yo reads sci-fi and modern stuff so it’s quite sweet he’s reading this n… https://t.co/38DJpMVsJX“This book has the greatest word I’ve ever heard for the sound of a very small thing dropping into water: Cloop.”Wind on the Willows feedback: “this SAYS it’s a children’s classic, but in the first chapter, it says arse TWICE” @robpalkwriter Me too. X @ReadingCorners Hahah. 1994 - I think she’s a bit Corrs @nicholasroyle Is he fetching you Grebes of the World @seventydys @KatyaTaylor @byers90 @WillWiles Bloody Ivan going on and on and on about the pic and mix @ReadingCorners It’s inCREDibly literal in its reading of the text @WillWiles @byers90 @KatyaTaylor @seventydys Hahahah @davidhepworth @WIYElondon Oh goddd @byers90 @WillWiles @KatyaTaylor @seventydys Yeah sorry. I did think about taking you out but then that seems sort of a scorch in itself x @WillWiles @byers90 @KatyaTaylor @seventydys SHSHSHSHHHH @WillWiles @byers90 @KatyaTaylor @seventydys Also you could get like - cheap plates and SINGLE knives and forks @WillWiles @byers90 @KatyaTaylor @seventydys My copy of Bjork’s first album, my copy of Kid A, both have Woolworths… https://t.co/Wum1KwJYrw @KatyaTaylor @byers90 @seventydys Intriguingly, I have noticed that friends up north and in NI still let their chil… https://t.co/Nj5y1hfVsE @byers90 @KatyaTaylor @seventydys Bus = 11, in case anyone cares @byers90 @KatyaTaylor @seventydys I don’t remember any other shop HAVING pic and mix but think you may be loads you… https://t.co/kV1IL5GnTw @KatyaTaylor @seventydys @byers90 So glad it was you who wrote this x @EddieLongbridg3 Oh eddie you’ll make us all cry x x @EddieLongbridg3 Jeeeez Eddie!!! Can’t believe that @robpalkwriter Hahah yes they’re a bit innocent in the book! @MaudieStokes43 Hahahah ok x @ALuckyDress @john_self @The_PBS Either that or everyone really likes a natter @robpalkwriter I didn’t enjoy WOE that much. I mean who enjoys woe. But my two friends laughing at it probably influenced me a lot @drewgum Have only just acquired!! @john_self @ALuckyDress @The_PBS It amazes me how many great writers have come out of just a few counties. @robpalkwriter So much discussion of the shape of their boobs @robpalkwriter Is this a witches of eastwick thing? I read the book with two instamates a couple of Halloweens ago… https://t.co/Jcbi0WDTl8Think it would be safe to say right now that I really miss Belfast https://t.co/SrNrtGpnyS @ALuckyDress So I bought two in @The_PBS and the other is the Colour of Blood which I think won or was shortlisted… https://t.co/AtB91LbqIGCrikey O’Brian Moore Riley. So this was my first BM - a few people on Insta rate him so I dived in. A schoolteacher… https://t.co/VVhZ7Jfu81 @colourmehazel Actually it’s also a terrible title, putting off anyone who doesn’t know what that is (I didn’t) and… https://t.co/ep7n3EYy5D @colourmehazel No, not to me anyway. Xx @MaudieStokes43 Did really remind me of McLaverty - was it you who read that recently?? @MaudieStokes43 How long ago did you read it? It’s so small in its field of vision but so sad and awful. @colourmehazel I was doing really well having got rid of loads and being a bit sick about the number of unread. BUT… https://t.co/qe8rFIKGYU @colourmehazel Yes. It is the half term week off here and I’ve had a terrible week and bought about ten books and n… https://t.co/u6N23jMMx2I’ve read 58 / 120 by female writers - I’m pretty pleased with that stat.....It’s the 29th already dude. I started reading this last night and it is great in inverse proportion to the quality… https://t.co/EjGzfkAFJp @RolandBates12 It would have been mad tho n possibly also bad @ToTheHappyNone I have been slowly working through them with my ten year old and my gosh they are so detailed when… https://t.co/kCovAuxnhu @ToTheHappyNone All human life is there
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