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i’ve never been serious in my life! || comedian/ twin/ lady incel ~ Instagram: @ armsandlegs (ˀ̢⋅⃘‧̮⋅⃘ˁ̡ી˂ᵒ͜͡ᵏᵎ⁾

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@DoctorPissPants I feel safe under ur watch @veryhotmomm @DoctorPissPants @abbygov @danadonly @Rachel_Sennott ❤️ I Love Us ... love really Does WinHonored to be Nominated https://t.co/Ckzsx0NZIH @corietjohnson C H I C K S @nori_reed As the leaves change.... the web circles bloom ❤️ @veryharryhill Welcome, Beautiful Icon Make yourself at home in my mental illness coven ❤️ @precummies @Rachel_Sennott THE MEME YOU MADE THIS FROM dhdjdnifjwjxmelendis Eduardoif anyone needs me I will be in my keep, guarding these precious gems https://t.co/qVmB9zPfWO @gaypassing Your beautiful legend voice... god how I miss ithaven’t y’all learned better than to put the word ‘forever’ in captions with your signif other
10/29
2020
@jestom My stupid ass trying to connect the dots between you and “Just Emily”finally saved up enough to get the $900 coochie peepee hole skirt 🥰 https://t.co/qQt8uJpPMrI should’ve known the hot fashion girls I was freelancing for didn’t know what an incel was before I explained earn… https://t.co/my5mmulIKUwell, the caption could’ve waited https://t.co/65SmQKEldG @clintoris please stop screaming at me @VictorCarlesi OH EFF!!!!STOP blowing up my email, *merican *xpress. Desperatehttps://t.co/7VtZF3Ly4t @sabinameschke I’m shaking I can’t rememberPandemic Depression is combining with Seasonal Depression? Good❤️❤️❤️my depression needed some flavor❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣tituba? girl I thought you said tit tuba, help me with this thing! ❤️ I am geniusme: i am wearing a beanie mario: eetsa beeníthis and a blunt https://t.co/BoZd8783VT @cd0yl3 how’d it do
10/28
2020
@jestom future success experience I am shaking and crying ❤️the supreme court sucks ass. but if we flip states blue we could have a chance at packing the courts and ending som… https://t.co/ECk5ZW3wnh
Retweeted by Annabel Meschketwo horrifying Hell Timeline e-mails I received on this Flaming Hell Morning https://t.co/NE3JVy1Z6QI regret cutting off my worst friend because now I don’t have a face in mind while performing my favorite Diss songs.sometimes when the breeze moves a leaf or branch my lizard brain says ‘some sinister force is here to kill you’ and that is nice @carterhambley Fuck
10/27
2020
@ComedyBrooklyn I ❤️ brookloo coomoodoo cooloolooI miss stoond oop coomoodoo 🥺 although zoom shows are so perfect for the Homebody Comedian (Me) I live for a crowd.… https://t.co/7aJ0JgQAJOI voted while wearing a bucket hat, will my ballot be counted? @Shaydozer Ok honestly amazing to think about a vintage fingie suckI saw two dudes in matching explorer hats sitting maskless in my Local Coffee Haunt but nobody told them to put mas… https://t.co/begOwc2Lfc @williambanks_ Ok This is actually beautifulif my math is correct mine are worth... ok ᶜᵃʳʳʸ ᵗʰᵉ ¹ ....𝟑𝟒 𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬 https://t.co/SfPhVKttYaenjoy this speech. Not high this time just............... thinking 🤔 watch till the end for two options on how to d… https://t.co/qOs1fCTLTA @clintoris The hotties are unionizing and going commando out of necessity @IAmZoeSmith You are grounded @clintoris emphasis on ‘offers’ .... I hear chatter of empty mailboxes and broken dreamsjust read the phrase “low level twitter comedian” and started cryingkeep seeing infographics that say “DON’T MAIL YOUR BALLOT ❤️” and while I understand that the goal is to get people… https://t.co/4ljTCxucLEIf you know me from the Past do not be afraid to reveal yourself! 🥰 unless you’re one of a couple of specific peop… https://t.co/iXPJ1Q2jEu @gaypassing looks like we were on the same wave last night brother https://t.co/ZGuFbFYmHHwhen will the pain end https://t.co/9KChnxGrbVthe ways in which my phone case is spooky.... https://t.co/m8Y2Z029r8
10/26
2020
uploading it with sound this time. That will make it a smash hit❤️ I love frogs and I am romantically lonely https://t.co/IDbxt7ToxgI’m Ugly, I’m Hot, I’m High on Potthe Comedians watching the Models launch after launch https://t.co/uFycMaCagp https://t.co/X1L48Rvbrd @emonormie 911
10/25
2020
nobody should ever tell anyone how much food they consider ‘a lot.’ take it to the grave ❤️My first HUGE crushes were Danny Noriega and Adam Lambert and I have the NERVE, the GALL to wonder what my ‘type’ is @freshhel Oh my god.... this makes me smile bigtimefall fun with my fister (fall sister) https://t.co/ZizNXBA2MHI’m bicoastal which means I sometimes travel to ConnecticutSamanthabel... I miss her https://t.co/4Pkvxl5ZDg https://t.co/q3Y9fFIS87
10/24
2020
@shri_barlet HAHAHA https://t.co/I6wmW9uRSS @RACH4_theSTARZ I checked my living room youre not thereThe balls are the white meat of the dick ❤️ @SarahSquirm no! ;-)) https://t.co/tw4kl0FYed @Rachel_Sennott Wait..🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/iuevKySb0lcan’t watch the deb*te... doing an online comedy sh*w https://t.co/1vUJ3gSkvk
10/23
2020
Perfect angel friend baby 🥺 I love u pee pee https://t.co/vvT4KCwVcFthe ways in which my heat turned on while I was learning this https://t.co/atkImPuQWuSO EXCITED 🥰 @sabinameschke and I will be sharing some ideas for last minute Halloweenis Cum-stumes ❤️ https://t.co/iuevKySb0l @alexaroosevelt @sara_nels0n seriously though........:.::................. what if u come over tonight @emonormie I’m trying to figure out how to teleport to Maine rn... no offense can’t live without u :-/ @sara_nels0n @alexaroosevelt Come hang out with me so I can rob y’all @emonormie The spider said Hi Web!!!! Top ten times I web @emonormie Is this a prank🤡 https://t.co/GldzfAVQt5 https://t.co/Ba16lC36TZ
10/22
2020
@DanielMartini No @DanielMartini hahahahahI would pay a shiny dollar to bop Br*ce H*ll in the head for the egregious crimes of • making me know who he is •… https://t.co/ZTCb46dJudflyerworks ❤️ https://t.co/qiFoXn87wCIf I ever saw a ghost I’d teach it to hit the woahosmosis jone https://t.co/KXuKWs89cy
10/21
2020
@jojishii 🤔🤔🤔 literally i wishMe: the sky is blue :-) Man in my replies: The sky is not blue; rather it is ‘blue,’ a term dating back to today w… https://t.co/uNAb2dPePK @snume My point exactlyanother day another piece of my favorite snack . I named it Caesar salad bread https://t.co/4DGaApCFIz @martinmherlihy I am literally screeching like a birdthe volume inside This bus is astronomical https://t.co/UsHKKWCZ7K @megstalter I literally love Yee and ye genius mind...MEG OU MY GOD https://t.co/ZxG0NrJa2O @IAmZoeSmith Clitordish❤️HEED MY WARNING https://t.co/ejaQhE3SnuNot pictured: “Very Best,” which is categorized as The Goodest https://t.co/kUaNgbBhEa @jestom @UniqloUSA This happened to me with turtlenecks!! Bought a few and was never told they simply were not in s… https://t.co/XLUyGirjpgI wish all of us twitter Hotties who have been to the psych ward went at the same time..... would have preeeeeeeett… https://t.co/2fvgYs1kd4 @emonormie Autumn some call it 🤎 @precummies Yes❤️ @losch_al My razzle dazzle ass read this as CHERRY JONES the Tony winning actress!!!!haters: leave your comments at the door and your hearts on the floor https://t.co/Rzn9hxB5uNI just wish Bella Hadid was here to tell me what would happen if homeboy came through with TheseFuck it... leaving this up as self flagellation https://t.co/Tgii6qHw4pNORMALIZE SPEAKING IN REALISTIC WOOFS @caitlinbeeating 🥺 serotony
10/20
2020

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