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I do finger guns at the most inappropriate times.

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9/27
2020
I’m glad my language app considers “pizza” a basic word I need to know. @ReubenSangwich Glad we’re on the same page here @tayAFK You still look majestic @ReubenSangwich I’ve never done that one but I have forgotten I already brew coffee only to brew it a second time a… https://t.co/Y898nsGmI7Also looking at house has me so pumped on the potential of living somewhere with a yard and any natural light. IM G… https://t.co/GAzisg03JG @ProfessorPeyton @lzzcat It sounds like you got Lizzie’s ads 😂I’m so tired I just tried to brew coffeewith no coffee grounds.....
9/26
2020
@Denver_dan @lzzcat Too true @lzzcat @Denver_dan I can’t weight in. I don’t even know which one is which @Denver_dan @lzzcat Oh I bet passions run deep with that one 😂 @Denver_dan I blame 2020 and Emily hahaI think I just accidentally became a k-pop stan.
9/25
2020
It’s @lzzcat https://t.co/jFqPtCM9xIAll househunting has taught me so far is that I genuinely don’t know any of the names of neighborhoods in Denver or the suburbs.
9/24
2020
It is time. https://t.co/izmbNZwmRL
Retweeted by doody2chainz @chanceftw I don’t know if it’s true for you but I feel like this happens all the time when I’m tired. My responses get all messed up
9/22
2020
I’m pretty sure I’ve been in an awkward phase my whole life.I have a really rough time once I actually go back to work because none of my clothes are going to fit
9/20
2020
I know the popular analysis is going to be “we’re screwed,” and I *feel you.* But nah. RBG didn’t go out like tha… https://t.co/Ul3yBGoDw9
Retweeted by doody2chainz @TheeAnnaMaria 😢💖 @Deeebluhd What are your feelings on “Danno” @writertina Thank you so much. That really means a lotThe kind of content I need right now https://t.co/3WkqGekMkYI say ‘no worries’ far too much for someone who is approx. 94% worry
Retweeted by doody2chainzSomeday I’ll believe that people really can love me for me and that I deserve to be happyhttps://t.co/VOTrl2fD27
Retweeted by doody2chainz @lzzcat Like drunk history for literature
9/18
2020
@lzzcat 🥰 @lzzcat I’m so happy you get to stare at my mug like that. 😂 @noslennai Hahaha because one of my college professors had inherited a “copyrighted” clown makeup design so he explained the process to us @Deeebluhd It’s even weirder because the “clown egg warehouse” is in some weird ass old church somewhere in England… https://t.co/c0H5dSkEk9 @TheeAnnaMaria Oddly enough I only know this because one of my college professors had inherited a “copyrighted” clown makeup design.I have told so many people this fact and straight up no one believes me but I also can’t blame them https://t.co/8KsOmlVkbaI definitely plan on becoming an alcoholic soon
9/17
2020
@lzzcat @shanebaiotto I know! I’m so pumped! @beatrice21 @shanebaiotto It’s so cute! I love it so much!Ever get so upset you just start baking because it’s all you can do to get your mind off things?Best boyfriend award goes to @shanebaiotto because last week I sent him this photo telling him how cute I thought t… https://t.co/6ddxxyvSXOI always forget my Apple ID photo is Wayne Campbell until I give someone my contact info... https://t.co/zCEAqgGf7w @Deeebluhd This is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever read @Deeebluhd It’s the worst! I feel like such an asshole because I don’t remember doing so many things. On top of tha… https://t.co/8xKzhXibvoEver been so tired you straight up forget about half of the things you’ve done in the last week? Like I’ve done so… https://t.co/KJzxHHqxKSItems I drop when I die https://t.co/jWhGwZKewG https://t.co/x1JnsIC1pz @bivocado Cerave is always a solid choice. I handle paper all day and it dries out my hands something awful but thi… https://t.co/8Wrb7nx3o7 @lindsaygoddamit You know in Ghostbusters where whatever thoughts you have get summoned for evil? At least you won’… https://t.co/xlnVpfrntD
9/16
2020
As someone who worked retail for over a decade it’s very strange to work for a company that actually gives a shit about me.Is it weird that sometimes I put in my in-ear headphones and completely forget to start my music? Just being able t… https://t.co/QxzXlIUi3A @sassymacymeow It has Fran Drescher in it and it’s 90s gold.Please tell me someone else has seen Beautician and the Beasthttps://t.co/4vHaVtz0Og
Retweeted by doody2chainzme when the janitor just mopped and i’m not tryna ruin their work https://t.co/PJI05j7Od1
Retweeted by doody2chainz @lzzcat Ooooooooh I like it @lzzcat My name is only 4 letter so I guess I’m plain old fuck @lindsaygoddamit Go get some more horchata. It will fix everything
9/15
2020
I could use some good news. My heart is so tired.
9/14
2020
USA in movies USA in real life https://t.co/y0iEPeY4aD
Retweeted by doody2chainz @lzzcat it’s us https://t.co/6JVhvEvLkBNEVER FORGET. https://t.co/q8T7zaRnbH
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9/13
2020
Excited to share this item in my Etsy shop! Feline Fortune - Transparent Grey Tray With Gold Flakes and Cat Tarot C… https://t.co/LBgcz4KBBZDuring Covid is a real bad time to be someone who compulsively puts things in their mouth.Short hair vs. long hair I think the first photo is from 9th grade when my mom decided it’d be cute for me, a tomb… https://t.co/Ma7HlB5S7tHow does anyone with long hair sleep with their hair down? How do you not sleep on it and fuck up your neck? Tell me your secrets!
9/11
2020
@Deeebluhd This is about as reckless as I getFeeling adventurous today so I ordered a meatball sandwich while wearing a white tee.
9/9
2020
I extra hate coronavirus crap when it’s cold because I can’t tell who the hell anyone at work is when they pop in i… https://t.co/ozPxsXQLq4
9/8
2020
@lzzcat Right? I was highly impressedPretty spot on https://t.co/JqZD5ndHsRE-Girl Meiker ~ https://t.co/kidCAHdx4r https://t.co/lPiplrQdjP @noslennai I’ll take what I can get at this point @ReubenSangwich @lzzcat @Denver_dan haha!
9/6
2020
I would legitimately kill for a vacation. @sassymacymeow I’ll be putting them in an Etsy shop for sale soon!Pastel goth anyone? 🖤💕 https://t.co/klNkwBDxSO
9/5
2020
Since it’s supposed to snow on Tuesday now would probably be a great time for me to actually see if any of my pants😅You got it https://t.co/ZI9N8XT5WF
9/4
2020
If I made more of these would anyone be interested in buying one?
9/3
2020
BREAK. THE. STIGMA. https://t.co/ACWOond9VP
Retweeted by doody2chainz @Deeebluhd It’s technically already promised to someone but I can make you one!I tried to make a thing. It’s still rough and not polished yet but not bad for a first try https://t.co/KlY2n19rBKI found my new calling in life. I’m going to be an interior decorator but spruce up people’s houses with subtle ner… https://t.co/BSId8fXBkL
9/2
2020
@supsaruhhh Absolutely. I wholeheartedly support what you are doing and am always here to lend a hand if you need @supsaruhhh I believe that’s silly. Everyone deals with grief differently and you are choosing to channel yours int… https://t.co/Y2CEzYYeaV @lzzcat @ReubenSangwich One of the many skills I have that I never thought would come in handy @ReubenSangwich @lzzcat Also I would like to be recognized for the top notch photo editing on the shirt 😂I’m so tired of doing the right thing for the sake of it when no one else does the same. I’m tired of my kindness i… https://t.co/XgSnPVEyZQ
9/1
2020
I am so sad. My skin was so soft and now it feels rougher than my 800 grit sandpaper because my face is a giant hiv… https://t.co/LpHDsA402wEver internalize stress so much you don’t even realize you’re that stressed out until you get hives from it?https://t.co/ZwgHfONxho
Retweeted by doody2chainzI don’t even know what I want anymore."I hope this email finds you well." How this email finds me: https://t.co/7zQw4ApGAH
Retweeted by doody2chainzWell the quarantine weight gain has finally kicked in 😭
8/31
2020
“I saw you and you didn’t say hi” Me: https://t.co/fL28aDEebd
Retweeted by doody2chainzI’m about .5 seconds away from shaving my eyebrows off and drawing those bad boys on. Why can’t they just look norm… https://t.co/wwiGcyJ1kz
8/30
2020
Fuck depression. @Deeebluhd I do the same thing but around where I live. *someday*There is so good news anymore.
8/29
2020
sorry i talked to you about my trauma, do you still think I'm cute though
Retweeted by doody2chainzI have a very love/hate relationship with surprises. On one hand, I love the feeling on being surprised but one the… https://t.co/a3hAXcGA9M
8/28
2020

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