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@beatrice21 Well now I feel like a jerk haha I love you despite the fact you like burnt meatI’ve been arguing with everyone I know about this for the last few days. The only acceptable answers are 1-3, 3-4,… https://t.co/ouBApCplz0All I want want now is an alcoholic milkshake
1/29
2020
I hate people who ride public transit and decide their backpack/luggage needs its own seat.my mom sent me this video of a dog with the monks at a temple in Laos (Jools Calangi FB) https://t.co/Jy33TNWiUx
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1/28
2020
All my clothes are varying shades of grey. When did I become so monochrome?
1/27
2020
I’m pretty sure I’m entirely incapable of correctly expressing a wide range of human emotions. Thanks mom.the way she nodded (sfbuff IG) https://t.co/9uaHOVQzZD
Retweeted by doody2chainzGod bless the “buy online, pick up in store” option facilitating me and my inability to talk to people and deal wit… https://t.co/38bBK8gPie
1/25
2020
@emschumacher Anna 2020: Stop it, bud.
1/22
2020
i started to cry he’s just so small and the pillow is@so large... and he’s so inspired ... https://t.co/cmBjMaMLqA
Retweeted by doody2chainzI know this is a fairly weird thing to ask on here but I’m not sure where else to go. Do any of you guys have tips/… https://t.co/LAuFUMoa1J
1/21
2020
I am “only watches TV with the subtitles” years old now.Ever try to cut your bangs short to look like a cute punk rock chick and end up looking like Lloyd from Dumb & Dumb… https://t.co/U5jLwovG9p
1/19
2020
@wyinjody Because I like rides and fun and pretending like I don’t have a care in the world @CahilxBrandon I’ve been there but I was maybe 6 so I don’t remember anything.Sometimes I like to torment myself and look up trips to Disney/Universal like I’ll actually be able to go one day
1/17
2020
@TheeAnnaMaria Oh yeah. And as they exit they make sustained eye contact just so you know it wasn’t an accident @TheeAnnaMaria Welcome to my entire life
1/16
2020
@Greeblehaus You are very sweet. Thank you 💖Aww panic attacks in the middle of the night. Been awhile since I did this, and not in the fun nostalgic way but in… https://t.co/34vVoBXZ9ABetween having a pretty bad depression/anxiety event and not really sleeping or having nightmares for the past 4 da… https://t.co/Ym4keUiHJK
1/14
2020
I just pulled out the big guns and used my dog’s middle name so he would know he was in trouble. https://t.co/2vJk8GTHoF @listenupnerds Omg that would be the worst. I’d totally do the same thingYou know you’ve been at work too much when you try to automatically badge into the door in your apartmentFor someone with a Communication major, I am the worst communicator of all time. @lzzcat I saw that too! If I had space I probably would haveI am definitely the impulse shopper that the arbitrary junk at checkouts is aimed at. While waiting at Michaels I g… https://t.co/onhDhURWCsSometimes when I mess up driving I will make sure to visibly fuss with my glasses just to ensure the other party kn… https://t.co/AEMzRKML76
1/12
2020
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1/11
2020
@ProfessorPeyton My dad was in prison so you got one up on me haha
1/10
2020
A church catches fire and the entire world stops, news is everywhere and billions are raised overnight. But when ou… https://t.co/3uzMXfc8W6
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Retweeted by doody2chainz @raytwokay Well I wish you luck with the right twin 😉 @giraffesnax Why not both??
1/5
2020
@raytwokay I feel like my boyfriend is wondering this constantly @trypnotik Happiest birthday my friend!
1/4
2020
Nothing can make you jaded about wealth equality like working at a global accounting firm.I just want to be enough. @beatrice21 Jesus 😳Sometimes I forget that there are people out there that don’t have any anxiety. They’re just living their lives lik… https://t.co/HGfzCeCNq5
1/3
2020
Why does anyone let me work in customer service? I’m constantly embarrassing myself by answering things the wrong w… https://t.co/mpnRCeP3tP @papertigerss @robbietilton @RebeccaSlatkin Omg I love it-australia has been burning for over a month now -the fires are significantly worse then the ones that were in the… https://t.co/MdtJsuZ2p8
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Retweeted by doody2chainz @Deeebluhd I don’t know if they ever say her age but I think she’s supposed to be like an ancient fairy creature so also weird @Deeebluhd Right? Like what are you gonna do with a dude 20x your size, Tink???Can we all just agree that Tinkerbell was kind of a bitch? https://t.co/1L6G8uSYWw
1/2
2020
@lzzcat I’d totally do that for you. No questions asked.
1/1
2019
If life could stop fucking me over for just one week I would really appreciate it
12/31
2019
Guess who accidentally sprayed heavy duty spray adhesive all over their hands and phone because they’ve never used… https://t.co/GiuhjqUMq3
12/30
2019
@Deeebluhd Not the whole movie but the montage in Up will ruin tour life. Also Coco
12/29
2019
@Deeebluhd You can play with friends online! *wink wink * @_alexlane It’s the worst!Every year I make a note of a few things I want to work on over the year. I’m a little bummed I was only able to cr… https://t.co/iH5nXESeOn @lzzcat @beatrice21 @lzzcat Team Blind BabesUpdate: I have now given myself cold sweats trying to get through this. I need to stop @beatrice21 It’s so bad! And super sketchy in the rain!
12/28
2019
@chanceftw I’ve been playing about 15 mins at a time before I have a panic attack @chanceftw I thought it would be okay but I can’t get anything done in the game because I’m too freaked out @chanceftw Alien: IsolationWhy in the hell did I buy a horror game to play on my Switch when I’m the biggiest scaredy-cat alive? Why do I do this to myself? @listenupnerds Same. I legit can’t. Unless it’s a road I know by heart and then maybe but it’d still be sketchy haha @listenupnerds I didn’t know that! Yeah that would definitely a bitch to explain and I’m sure you get asked weird questions because of it @listenupnerds I’ve tried to describe it so many times over the years and no one ever understands what I’m talking… https://t.co/noaJFIW0fKIf you’ve ever wondered what I meant when I said Im night blind andsee halos around lights this is what I mean. Thi… https://t.co/4glarUr5iZmy new years resolution is to stop being a stupid fucking idiot
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12/27
2019
Shout out other forgotten relatives. The ones that never know family plans because everyone forgets to tell them. I… https://t.co/sDwl4GLIkn @ProfessorPeyton The dream
12/25
2019
Do you ever put what you think is glitter eyeliner on your eyelids only to notice a slight burning and realize it i… https://t.co/rbfSZIQj5CI’ve had a migraine off and on for about 4 days now and I really wish my head would just implode already or stop being a little bitch
12/24
2019
@johnnyhatchback It’s true! Some of them just look mean!Do you ever see a baby’s face and just know that little jerk is going to grow up to be a bully?having someone you can tell every detail of your day to… https://t.co/ZIKXIOvYmP
Retweeted by doody2chainzWill I ever get over the guilt of cutting ties with an extremely toxic family member? Stay tuned for more on our Holiday Special. @giraffesnax You got this! I believe in you 💖i guess i’ve reached that point in life where i have to start figuring out my own traditions
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12/23
2019
a simple “I’m sorry you’re right, i can see why you would feel that way” could go a long way. put ur pride aside for once
Retweeted by doody2chainzBaby Yoda is definitely a Milford Man https://t.co/0AhH0qECAQ
12/21
2019
This year has been by far the hardest holiday season I’ve had to deal with so far and I don’t even know how to act… https://t.co/ceNSJJBcrR
12/20
2019
I wish there was a good way to explain anxiety/overthinking to people who don’t have it. Like “I’m sorry I’m being… https://t.co/aRyah6xNc1 @Deeebluhd You did! Thank you so much!!!
12/18
2019
@alphaxblood Thank you so much! @thereubins Oh! Thank you so much! @thereubins I’m glad we’re in this togetherEver stop and think about your future and get so worried and nervous you make yourself nauseous and almost puke?
12/17
2019
Time for my yearly before birthday existential crisis.Yearly reminder that there is only a five year age gap between Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Keira Knightley in Love A… https://t.co/aop4CQenVv
Retweeted by doody2chainzHow are people at airports some of the least self aware people? Don’t stand in the middle of walkways. Don’t cough… https://t.co/C83rxYGlAY @Denver_dan @BuffaloBills @DaveandBusters I’m in Buffalo right now and watched a guy almost straight up get run out… https://t.co/sJF4FA1eTQ
12/16
2019
Arguably the best thing about Buffalo is there’s a General Mills plant here and everything outside smells like cereal @thereubins https://t.co/4QRVOc9qF0 @kikikiyomiii Aww well if it helps you have always seemed like a big sweetheart to me @TheeAnnaMaria Awwww thanks. I needed thatDo you ever become aware of the fact the you might suck as a person? Like I’m definitely a grumpy asshole more than I would like to admitIf I could not get sick every single time I go on vacation that would be great
12/15
2019
Pro Tip: if you wanna go somewhere with no lines for the ladies room just go to an hardcore fest.
12/14
2019

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