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I dress like the illegitimate lovechild of Betsey Johnson and Lisa Frank. Vegan 🥦 Artist 🎨 Developer evangelist @twilio ☎️ they/them 👨🏻‍🎤

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Took a 4.5 hour bike ride today. For the first time ever, I used a Clif bar the way God intended.
2/24
2020
it's very kind of Tilde to not out me in this story 🙈 https://t.co/TxQf8iP9QD
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @mistydemeo I honestly think that's how drum'n'bass was invented @bangbangconwest note: this is not MY safety pizza, you get to apply the "toppings" yourself 😂🍕🚲 but I haven't done so yetI am riding my bike to @bangbangconwest next week!! currently in the "what crap do I need to buy?!?" phase, send y… https://t.co/WaePXRqlli @beajammingh I will never forget when a Pinterest coworker apologized in the vegetarian slack channel because she'd… https://t.co/FSob09mVOC
2/23
2020
gender isn’t a binary. gender is actually a 3-axis system. hope this helps clear up any confusion people have about… https://t.co/isgONV5YUI
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @amyngyn - are they gonna pay you? - is this a community event? an event run by a for-profit events company? A corp… https://t.co/ReG1pCvknK @mikedemarais yeah same! I love that emojis add subtext to text, which is especially useful working on a distributed team. @mikedemarais lol I read that as "not a single emoji is professional" and then looked at your bio and was really confused for a second 🤣is the winky face emoji (😉) unprofessional?
2/22
2020
@ChloeCondon @nicolerenee3810 @J_Rod922 @twilio @coreylweathers @ChefBrentTv on it! Thanks for the heads up. Will f… https://t.co/zNPRl0QZaX
2/21
2020
@wscsf to clarify, any eng topics that fall under the performance umbrella: - web performance - how performance is… https://t.co/NkubWamp9X @caraesten @wscsf any platform!Bay area folks. I'm seeking a speaker (trans || non-binary || woman) to give a lightning talk about performance for… https://t.co/IW9SV3IA7K @skinnylatte Nooooooo, I'm SO sorry. Bike theft feels so personal. Like somebody stole your horse. @khaled_garbaya @contentful @Gatsby @twilio awesome!! <3
2/19
2020
@arlenarlenarlen https://t.co/BGcbNZQx4BAs a migraine sufferer I really feel seen by these potatoes. https://t.co/Mkh6L0pVPO
2/18
2020
@lenazun I love the expanse!! Although, I wish there were more gays.Dear fellow Black software engineers Humans are social creatures, but shit can get lonely when coding So I made a… https://t.co/aSL3Yga6vg
Retweeted by Tilde ThuriumCould we leave that up to Iranian voters, @mdubowitz? Not sure that someone who has so vigorously promoted economic… https://t.co/g6raiky1N0
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2/16
2020
The salary discourse is great, but for me it's more important to know how much my co-workers are making. Intra-comp… https://t.co/kOvcUjb3wE
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @AkashaThorne this was my "I'm alone on valentine's day" present to myself 😉 @AkashaThorne I finally got mine!
2/15
2020
Roses are red, This card's a flirtation, Now please go enable Two-factor authentication.
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @lindseybieda 💜💜💜So have just had the lovely experience of being invited to talk at a big tech company but "stay away from politics… https://t.co/4Tigoktb7L
Retweeted by Tilde ThuriumNYC Tech! Announcing the @CodeCooperative Apprenticeship. A 7-month paid tech apprenticeship for formerly incarce… https://t.co/NvWGVWDTNa
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2/14
2020
@NicteTrujillo Ah ok, got it. No worries then. @NicteTrujillo I'm not a womanIt's pretty disgusting to watch white people on here argue over which Dem candidate has the most support from black… https://t.co/9Inx0DN23L
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium😂@annthurium has the best sayings "I give that an 'N' for Not My Problem." Best thing I've heard today 😂
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2/13
2020
There is something in my life that has always bothered me. I just assumed it couldn't be changed. I never researche… https://t.co/kVeN7mURdm
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @MaliciousGroup I think the .gay tlds are in the "very expensive pre registration" phase. So probably not? @charredthought A+ gif game @BadassBowden No worries ♥️🌈 @BadassBowden I don't want to perpetuate calling people gay as an insult even if they're horrible people and would be really offended @djbender 😂😂😂 you win the meta award
2/12
2020
@stevendotjs It's still a good answer 😆 @annthurium The two genders https://t.co/xAXhcCSneN
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @radhikamorabia https://t.co/MeiGyCDzPQwhich .gay domain should i buy? shitpost answers only @halftes6 @bitandbang @ChloeCondon As far as people who live in SF are concerned, the peninsula might as well be FloridaHey, bay area JavaScript friends. Are there any cool JS meetups on the peninsula?
2/11
2020
@KaraAJC https://t.co/QAzwARYoRo @lazerwalker 2 other passengers walked by me carrying a box each of Voodoo Donuts. Between them we could probably cover the whole plane.On my PDX to SFO flight, there is a person carrying 3 boxes of Blue Star donuts. I suppose that counts as a personal item 😆🍩 @alephnaught2tog @kf my thoughts exactly @slsoftworks @DKundel dwaaaaa 😻🐶I'm so glad! The more frenz the better.
2/10
2020
Sometimes I wonder if straight men have any idea of the effort, energy and time women put into holding each other u… https://t.co/n6QbErIyQv
Retweeted by Tilde ThuriumWe believe that the West has more gender equity than countries like Iran. But 70% of Iranian STEM grads are women.… https://t.co/Fdyoxjlk0x
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2/9
2020
@miklb @pycascades @twilio Hey thanks!!Gooooood morning @pycascades! At the @twilio booth, we've got: 📸 the SMS photobooth to print your favorite selfie… https://t.co/4zVpzJwS5H
2/8
2020
@tehmle thank you! @brentschooley @twilio JK, there is NO SUCH THING as too many tacos https://t.co/0V0905YC6m @brentschooley @twilio 55 tacos is TOO MANY tacos, brent
2/7
2020
@IHazRabies Oof. That's rough. I'm in Normal, Illinois. I...do not fit in here. 😆 @seldo do people really judge other people for doing things solo? It seems like maybe one of those things people on… https://t.co/EkXYafWHVC @lizziepika TOO REAL <3this is so cool! https://t.co/GW6WdiiyPlbusiness travel loneliness has a specific and particular flavor
2/6
2020
If you want to understand what happened with Shadow and the failure of the Iowa Caucus app you have to understand h… https://t.co/7SbvHIX9Ck
Retweeted by Tilde Thuriumyo #DevRel twitter. Does anybody have opinions about environmentally friendly sticker materials and or vendors? I s… https://t.co/cltf18uoZ6
2/5
2020
Dear Underrepresented Developers, We're now accepting submissions for the expanded 2020 iteration of our scholarsh… https://t.co/dzGfjRkgEc
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2/3
2020
queer intimacy is just saying "to give you more context," back and forth forever until you die
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2/1
2020
@ashedryden Ooof. I'm so sorry. My heart goes out to you.
1/31
2020
Wow. Barcelona has declared a climate emergency that gets straight to the point: "The current economic model is bas… https://t.co/T4xD526SjD
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @annthurium This is our 800-foot long custom-built locomotive work train for the Transbay Tube earthquake retrofit… https://t.co/sBWuUrMCsr
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @SFBART Wow, that's so cool!! Thank you for sharing 😻🚆🗜️This is a great read! QR codes, who knew!? 🤓 Courtesy of @annthurium https://t.co/S6B4flcSfv
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @sofauxboho No, it made a toot toot that sounded a lot more like a normal train. Also it was moving slower.This is not, at this point, a plague in the making. The news could be wrong, but looking at the numbers so far, th… https://t.co/NcQCdaurQk
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @arlenarlenarlen Lol no, there was an extra security guard on the platform making sure people didn't jump on @KimMaida Yup!Super weird to see a train on the BART tracks that isn't BART. of course it makes sense they'd have a maintenance… https://t.co/YH3VkWWQFK
1/30
2020
🛹 how I roll: 👀 procrastinate on coding tasks by reading about QR codes 🤨 confuse myself knee deep in Wikipedia t… https://t.co/RcYLklcOzN @Pygirl02 I don't know what you were going for here but you missed the mark. @stevendotjs DTMFAAS 😆For the record, I was thinking "dump that mofo"It was a complete fantasy that suddenly everyone could afford a private driver, servants fetching food, and assista… https://t.co/0ucW7R450j
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @stevendotjs I was thinking "dump the mofo" but sureI know DTMF stands for "Dual Tone – Multi Frequency" but when I come across that acronym in the Twilio docs I alway… https://t.co/dcfQbym2YO
1/29
2020
@nebrius @observablehq congratulations!!! 🎉Alright Twitter, I'm excited to say I'm actively looking for new work! 👫 Human-first senior engineer ❤️ Love to co… https://t.co/5zh9qGK0De
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1/28
2020
@AkashaThorne That is wise of you. 💖 I like that framing!INSIDE OF YOUR SOUL THERE ARE TWO COWBOYS ONE OF THEM IS GAY THE OTHER IS GAY YOU, ARE GAY https://t.co/NDSBHHEc1N
Retweeted by Tilde ThuriumI'm looking for Python devs interested in writing tutorials for the @twilio developer blog. You'll have a chance to… https://t.co/Bu9cPi1cgm
Retweeted by Tilde Thurium @killerswan there is a Slack app for that! https://t.co/mKkkWS0x2m @kf texting is an inherently async medium - I generally don't expect answers in any sort of specific timeframe😆I'm curious -- is it generally okay to text people late at night and assume I won't be disturbing them? Or do I ne… https://t.co/2cJ5WJ7JMEDo you enable Do Not Disturb on your phone at night? @lynncyrin Navigating large income discrepancies in a relationship is *hard*. Your desires are valid and legitimate.
1/27
2020
@keystonelemur @chromakode are we talking horizontal or vertical scaling whether you need to fill up one enormous… https://t.co/Ec6V2JkLki @radhikamorabia A, b, and c isn't an option tho I like it when people on Twitter are, well, people, with multiple interestsWe’d all be doing better if everyone who has picked a candidate can just be honest about their flaws and mistakes.… https://t.co/3noRHx3gEK
Retweeted by Tilde ThuriumMy projector remote has an "On" button. To turn it off, you must press a separate button that is labeled "Standby.… https://t.co/hZJB64FZlV @jes5199 Rad!!! 🍄🌈🧼 @chromakode Haha, good call, I will try adding an additional layer of abstraction @anaisbetts yessss, I'm fully on board with the donation!! Not throwing shade in any way.
1/26
2020

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