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Texas meets Chicago, which just means I eat a lot and can survive in any climate. he/him

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Joined Twitter 2/19/09


I'm convinced the lead in The Investigation is the inspiration for this character in Bugs Bunny Halloween. https://t.co/LkGZMURzZm @gay_pnw Print this and sell it to replace all those Hate Has No Home Here yard signs. @APredatoryWasp All of your tweets are a burden and I report every single one. @StopItWolfe A nesting doll of mohawks is a lovely concept. 🥲I'm growing more convinced that I might be immune to every disease after attending 4 Bonnaroos.
2/27
2021
@jeremyashley I'm hoping it's a "We're just being over prepared in case things are way better than expected!" But b… https://t.co/z0eCpb4ryj @aguatheejamaica I'll pack @PTSD_papi an overnight bag.obsessed with this photo of my grandmother with her weightlifting class from a few years ago (finally, facebook mem… https://t.co/zss5GkQYgT
Retweeted by Brown Anthony™ 🦦 @catmancatman864 Sounds like William Orbit produced heteronormative meal to me. @aguatheejamaica And yet you keep throwing all those underground raves. :( @shipatadistance 100! I understand people are frustrated with the messaging of "just 'cause you're vaccinated doesn… https://t.co/rsMMYoBoeq @brunapesinato Oh, good. Nothing could go wrong there!I mean... https://t.co/TBbBRp9O8GWe are absolutely going to screw this up, America. https://t.co/idLlA587GgPut the St. Vincent album into my big ears now. https://t.co/2g2IEQU1Ph https://t.co/LK3AR4ger3Why does the NYT think the key to getting me to download their app is "Your folks horny enough?" https://t.co/9jWTSkaUjS @SonicAlligatour Because you can't poop when you're hanging on a meat hook! Or so I've been told.As happy as I am for the Frasier revival, I still want a 3rd season of Boss. It had everything: Chicago! Kelsey Gra… https://t.co/Qf1rN45jyE @KBQWrites I know nostalgia plays a big part in it, but of all the Baz I've seen it's the only one I truly love and… https://t.co/2QEyXIb7rG
2/26
2021
March 2020 / March 2021 https://t.co/bnXq2q6152 @thereidfeed @lizzo Not pictured: You running over me."Are you finally finished with work?" "I am." "Good, now I can confront you." My telegram chat has turned tense. https://t.co/aCOtTF9xhS @patricknathan That only makes me like it more tbh. @notKevinAllred I'm blocking you for making me see this. https://t.co/QqND1UQKkK @patricknathan What is hockey hair? I was going to look it up but now I'm enjoying where my mind is going and it is terrifying. @justinyourmind @hulu @netflix @ABCNetwork @AppleTV I own the copyrights and I'm not letting it go.Your silence is deafening, @NutterButter. https://t.co/EmdaX9uatg @lilchurropdx @ruff_bluffs You now owe us money for having seen this. @notKevinAllred To be fair, it's barely gonna be season 4 but it feels like it's been on since the the W administration. @fka_tristan They've given us The Knife and Kate Bush and for that I am ever grateful. (Shrill giving us a PJ Har… https://t.co/MDLJSZB1FrShould Handmaid's Tale have only lasted 1 season (maybe 2)? Yes. Have I angrily screamed at each season finale so f… https://t.co/0KdL6yRhh6 @liamgareau What is the Skip-It?In retrospect, this phenomenon should've been the first clue we were never capable of handling the pandemic correct… https://t.co/UmfV7ZsH2QDoes German have a word for “I only started watching your Instagram livestream because the notification popped up j… https://t.co/uC3QtXWKCf
Retweeted by Brown Anthony™ 🦦 @RyneIsMean Exactly. I don't care how great FFC's new ventilation is (and I bet it IS great), I do not trust people… https://t.co/e79QNwyMKi @RyneIsMean Even though I'm certain my insides are becoming gender neutral potato parts and I long for my gym crush… https://t.co/GGzoFdLN5s @adamjmoussa Save this brilliance for the paid tweets!YOU CAME HERE ILLEGALLY https://t.co/BWOcYYihOZ
Retweeted by Brown Anthony™ 🦦 @tylerhower Wow. Can't believe you're partaking in carb cancel culture. @paulsnyder90 I remember when they did BTM 2, the 30-minute version for niche acts (hi, Tori). I would love that ki… https://t.co/KxAGRlg5UY @transitdiagram That Google side stage used to be the best. I believe Beirut closed down the stage that night (or w… https://t.co/kI0eQBKy8F @paulsnyder90 OK I am on board for this! @mikeybabiii Ugh, that is the worst feeling. I hope it goes the way you want and soon!Although I applaud the move I will be suing for copyright infringement. https://t.co/WrhLAfUSeX @2mannythots You do not deserve the vaccine.I know we were ALL thinking it https://t.co/zcyntnuDY4
Retweeted by Brown Anthony™ 🦦 @kamilumin New prompt format: Don't. @jakegilesmusic David LaChapelle saw her and said "I'm stealing that look." https://t.co/02cNio5ECh @LITMAJOR_music I still want a LIV album, though. :( @st33bles @motoridersd Oooh this makes more sense. I only knew him from Y&Y and when I saw him in this thought, "Wo… https://t.co/UVVp0NB1ld @LITMAJOR_music I ended up loving I Never Learn so much, but it was the slowest grower for me by far. I actively… https://t.co/Lun2MKm972Today we honor this gem, the 2nd in Lykke's flawless B&W trio. https://t.co/Jc68pH7geH https://t.co/ijvjM9fHTk @Philip_Ellis Same. Can't wait until we get to Ariana length for joint TikTok performances next year. @EmilioEmm I'm gonna be so pissed if I survive a pandemic only to be taken down by the ice.My every day since last March https://t.co/2bjojHSShphttps://t.co/70zS05YB0W https://t.co/pptApCsEmjMe at the start of Zoom call https://t.co/q88IIELmuzIs the ground wet from melting snow or is that a barely visible veneer of ice ready to destroy my frail body?3 Oscar winners. Meanwhile, Amy and Glenn... https://t.co/oK6NeBlDhL @justinyourmind He *spoiler* died in 2014, but they were still married!"Did you know he dated Gloria Steinem???" https://t.co/JTS1Iu6Ib2 @TylerDinucci They're all cagey celebrities who don't believe in labels.If we were in normal times, I'd be on the dancefloor shouting "So, I'm reading the new Mike Nichols biography..."
2/25
2021
@Daneuntamed @peteypayless This has appeared in the wild in a fan group and lines up with the rumors/leaks. 😭 https://t.co/LiBkgjAEMM @2mannythots Well them I'm not inviting you to the watch party! @welcumbackotter Martin is dead, but daddy is home. @st_vincent https://t.co/JiNKdPIn60St. Vincent album news and this in the same day? https://t.co/nNCn6UNjqf https://t.co/C4Nd6kJ1XyGive me the vaccine so I can live to experience the album. https://t.co/f5IPDmOOeN @paulludwig @yupitstrav No, you're several miles south, Paul. https://t.co/PpAMRU44s1hello? 😭😭 https://t.co/aQ9L120tnF
Retweeted by Brown Anthony™ 🦦 @jakegilesmusic I still have that helicopter in my garage. It came with the deluxe CD at Tower. @anxiousdeluxe https://t.co/mOoICqDxyl @motoridersd I still think about his little squishy face all the time. Perfect jelly bean. @APredatoryWasp You WOULD be a Present Tense girl. @RyneIsMean Get Jack Antonoff on this ASAP.Imagine if Covid has killed all the people who take Bluetooth speakers to the park in the summer
Retweeted by Brown Anthony™ 🦦 @RobynBahr Buc-ee's is really the way to ensure Texans tune in. Clever.Can everyone on the call please make sure your cameras are on? I wanna see how rapidly the last 12 months have aged you. Thanks. @shipatadistance and I'm not even making it up. :( https://t.co/27aK4nggkuThe amount of times I reach for a mask but I pull out my Madame X eye patch... @the_otherjcole I've never heard of this but I am ready to hear the stories... @HarmonicCity I admit it feels like the longest stretch of early spring we've seen in several years, but that makes… https://t.co/z2d8jVFIQRThis Michaela Cole interview with FKA twigs (and the photo spread of twigs) is wonderful reading. https://t.co/eSXbAERCzRChicagoans are acting like Spring is here to stay in February... https://t.co/nKmyE23eaF @itsonlyzach Same, but June 22 because I'll probably be asleep before they even start posting pics. https://t.co/VftlIVFnzH @FirstKnivesClub This tweet has such Three Billboards energy.Daft Punk said, "We can't compete with this. Later." https://t.co/Gad3bBd3YIMe dressing up to wait by the mailbox just to have human interaction https://t.co/LArBZnvNCsThe inexplicable ennui of thinking “Oh, we should absolutely watch *movie* tonight” and then realize that it’s some… https://t.co/4hRTvvEJty
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2/24
2021
@jakegilesmusic "Hiiiiigh hopes" https://t.co/YNHgmMlLnV @kamilumin Let Spider-Man make the Hannukah cake, you cowards! @jakegilesmusic But did you know that both of them are cake?Take the 6 minutes to enjoy this. https://t.co/iojfJvFCjE @pittworldwide I grew up with Erotica at #1 and then when RoL came out and was my #2. As the years go by I think Mu… https://t.co/P1onWaRFEj @pittworldwide For me Madge has 4 top tier albums, and these are 2 of them. I'm not sure I could rate them like this. Too hard. @rshuffandstuff I just want Kingdom of Ends to dramatically play as I enter the club and saunter over to the bar (t… https://t.co/UGmYe6ijz3 @aguatheejamaica That will negatively impact my daily step count. :(That's not snow melting from buildings. That's little bits of pee from giggling angels.
2/23
2021

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