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Josh @Aosher Leyton, United Kingdom

You will NEVER be my jellicle choice. He/him

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Joined Twitter 12/4/08


@hannahnicklin The Gunther
2/27
2020
@patchnest Amazing, good luck! @hannahnicklin UPDATE: He does bulk up a little after being bit (putting on pants that don't fit any more etc) but… https://t.co/gQbuN0ULBN
2/26
2020
@hannahnicklin What's up danger @hannahnicklin At the very least I don't feel like he changed palpably from beginning to end... Hm, maybe I just ne… https://t.co/2JxnnUvBOv @hannahnicklin Not to open the race front but is Miles Morales also muscly? He for sure wasn't in eg into the spiderverse @haikus_by_KN @hannahnicklin I always assumed he was, like, of you're basically a bit sad that Captain America took… https://t.co/PzY2J9AIFA @hannahnicklin Dang Never knew Spiderman was for thirst @hannahnicklin Genuinely know next to nothing about Spiderman except that that guy who looks like Elijah Wood was one for a while @hannahnicklin Isn't Spiderman a lanky nerd throughout? @mink_ette No @mink_ette Ask me if I'm a duck
2/25
2020
@LivArchitects I have a way with words :) @LivArchitects Who knows when you might spaff another baby out Men in the workplace, on the other hand? SO uncompl… https://t.co/9U1KDo5Fkj @LivArchitects The onus falls on men! Oh, poor men Such suffering they have endured Won't nobody think about the poor men @LivArchitects I for one think it's time that we really heard from some of the more routinely silenced, undervalued… https://t.co/YQ8bavDojx @LivArchitects How does that panel get put together without someone stopping and saying "Er, hang on..."
2/20
2020
For the rest of your life, you can only eat stuffed dumplings from @Draknek Kissing and other non-mandatory mating rituals.
2/17
2020
@oopsohno Come walk around this with me in March https://t.co/cimvIhUDH5
2/11
2020
it’s been really dark lately, but i promise it’ll get better josh. we will all eventually get our light back.
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2/7
2020
@oopsohno made for you tbh https://t.co/nrUdOAd6mc
2/4
2020
The Good Place is over, and while it wobbled a bit at the end of the last season, it's still the best show of the 2… https://t.co/btFyPnIJs6I'm still European. No government can take that away from me.
1/31
2020
i am aware that the main problem w parochial english nationalism is not that it is all executed in horrible taste, but it doesn’t help
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1/30
2020
There are currently three types of video game: 1) you are a special fighting shootboy who shoots things 2) oh I g… https://t.co/FBBvUHnhBA
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1/26
2020
@mtrc @KommanderKlobb What about a lake called Burnt Penis suggests that there isn't a history here @KommanderKlobb @mtrc Te Urewera! Its name means "burnt penis" https://t.co/w71QZQnWBg https://t.co/AZWKVWSmxv @KommanderKlobb @mtrc Personhood doesn't have to refer to humans Ricky. In New Zealand there's a lake that's a pers… https://t.co/1fXBpbYAL0 @patrickashe @terrycavanagh @KommanderKlobb Pat I am 100% certain that I am not an egg, there is no Google search t… https://t.co/nuPAd4ghfT @terrycavanagh @KommanderKlobb @patrickashe Yeah but I do eggy farts and I'm also not an egg @KommanderKlobb @patrickashe What if Dizzy IS just a giant face? @KommanderKlobb @patrickashe I must admit that reading Oliver Twins interviews does make me question @patrickashe @KommanderKlobb I'll buy that the death of the author applies to video games when a single calendar we… https://t.co/k8anaCRTho @patrickashe @KommanderKlobb https://t.co/13qKnfc5PY @patrickashe @KommanderKlobb When I was a kid we definitely referred to him as "Dizzy Egg" If 7 year old me has an… https://t.co/9FtfiyfdNX @KommanderKlobb He clearly is?
1/24
2020
@angusdick @ammonite @KommanderKlobb @hollygramazio @samhoweynunn @LicoriceHazel Oh, I think SOPHIE is definitely m… https://t.co/RH7i9QhNjF @samhoweynunn @hollygramazio @LicoriceHazel I think Lana Del Rey might be a past-and-also-possibly-present master of it as well?
1/23
2020
😂😂😂 https://t.co/0Lt45545bF
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1/22
2020
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1/20
2020
@FitbitSupport Yo @fitbit is anybody there My phone no longer syncs to my watch, this is not an unreasonable thing to expect support about @FitbitSupport @FitbitSupport Are you there? I can see you tweeting other people so I assume that someone is in the office today @FitbitSupport Hi there, I'm having some trouble accessing the app on my phone today (see screenshots). Any idea wh… https://t.co/rS8IgF3AIE
1/17
2020
#mytinyislands https://t.co/cdu1ZLu8BW
1/15
2020
@Rio_Garcia @avvisavv this is cute you guys @avvisavv I am going to enjoy the game but I will as a concession be unhappy about your response to my enjoyment of it @avvisavv Oh that's a fun game
1/13
2020
@hannahnicklin @patrickashe Right, vimto. Left, vimto light
1/11
2020
@asponge I have that with Anne Hathaway, who has somehow almost caught up to me despite being a full ten years younger
1/9
2020
@hannahnicklin Ah, thanks :D I mean, at this stage it's a legal thing that we did to trick the Home Office into let… https://t.co/G6bGT2IVTK @hannahnicklin Oh that's huge, congrats!
1/7
2020
Cameron Diaz' best friend is Sarah Silverman Sarah Silverman doesn't feel like the romcom best friend type but wha… https://t.co/xOIZn6cw0Q @Ewan_M Jeffrey Tambor is in it @vivschwarz It had to happen sooner or laterBen Stiller's best friend in this movie is also Mayor Schitt. @LivArchitects Of course I do, how else could I work my way through the methodology @LivArchitects Ask again in 2 hours @LivArchitects The really messed up thing about this is that the list suggests that it shoujld be, like, the fifth… https://t.co/cX5ydLSXIpI'm sick, I'm lonely, I'm bored, and I have twenty romcoms still to watch on this fucking list, so friends: it's ti… https://t.co/QxN2EriU5W
1/4
2020
Stop pretending you know what day of the week it is. Because you don’t. Nobody does.
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1/2
2020
@ScottAukerman I also loved toilet candle book 3: avocado o'ring face @LivArchitects You're scrooge @hannahnicklin One of us
1/1
2019
@v21 It's not too late to point out that the "hindsight is 2020" joke works better next December though @Ewan_M 🐱🐱🐱 @Ewan_M cats @avvisavv That seems appropriate @avvisavv £27
12/31
2019
@unfamiliar_word sphallolalia
12/30
2019
The best gift I got this year was learning that Arthur Conan Doyle’s brother in law wrote a Holmes/Watson criminal… https://t.co/YStPffTguj
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12/27
2019
@TigrMoth https://t.co/RAq8uZ3Huj @TigrMoth https://t.co/HP9tM7Hnb5 @TigrMoth Ah c'mon
12/25
2019
@TopGnu That is a very kind offer but I think you know that the temptation to rile up your dad and then run away la… https://t.co/YHHIjBz0DbSpending Christmas on my own tomorrow for the first time in slightly more than a decade. Looking forward to some pe… https://t.co/pSiO0bG7y7 @mink_ette I've got three and the theme, so I think with a bit of time I can get the rest
12/24
2019
@v21 @patrickashe Fair warning: the film bodges Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer hard. Also Memory. Don't be expecting,… https://t.co/RoQagPnVeT
12/23
2019
If you're sober or solo or think that cinema is an important medium then probably don't. Bits of it are weirdly bor… https://t.co/j55QhIz0WMIf you have a friend who doesn't mind talking in the cinema and with whom you can neck a bottle of prosecco in the… https://t.co/NW4JEJlziESo Cats: * It's objectively not very good * It's the most fun I've had in a cinema this year * It squanders all of… https://t.co/ls4IdosKz9
12/22
2019
@AlysinWonderlnd Vulgarse @AlysinWonderlnd "edgy" I think we were just crass @karaspita @theguyliner This made me cry ❤️
12/21
2019
@dr_d_king I got Night Canyon
12/20
2019
@markarnot I've ended up with Fuck it I love you from LDR but only because all the best songs from NFR technically… https://t.co/NouQx9YvlN @markarnot It's been a rough day Mark @markarnot Oh fuck @markarnot It's down to two for me - Julien or Want You In My Room. What are your contenders? @Rio_Garcia @avvisavv Let's fuck boomers to death? @Rio_Garcia What does this mean please @avvisavv @Ewan_M I think Cats was always going to get a critical mauling. It is very much a film that is Not For Critics. T… https://t.co/UScxmGqMqp
12/19
2019
Amazon’s dominance leads to a smaller company going under leads to a brilliant small publisher having to raise fund… https://t.co/SzSGwl8zO5
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12/18
2019
@patchnest Yessssssssssss
12/16
2019
@v21 @vivschwarz No probs, I'll bring it tomorrow @v21 @vivschwarz You can have my copy
12/15
2019
@AnnaMimik I got answer 2, basically instantly (call it 3 seconds) but then I have played a lot of Set
12/13
2019
@v21 My polling station was very busy this morning @patrickashe "For the many, now the Mewtwo"? Mew definitely went to Eton but Mewtwo is alt-right for sure
12/12
2019

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