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I tried to use @amazonpay at @WholeFoods to see how well it worked... which turned out to be, not at all. Used App… https://t.co/pmVR59Hoi7 @bterlson @seldo @sebmck (Ah sorry old rates.. current ones $21/$24... Seattle apparently still $12/$18) @bterlson @seldo @sebmck FedEx SameDay in NYC Economy $12 pickup by 3pm, residential delivery by 8pm; Priority $18,… https://t.co/jAMxT4k1xz
11/21
2019
@stephentyrone Relevant right now :) https://t.co/ZtjF1qfOwh
11/19
2019
@r_ricard @bitandbang @littledan Yeah, lots of articles like this abound: https://t.co/TNk9xWDUPu "Given this is a… https://t.co/UuQuOqwmkG @bitandbang @littledan People build web pages and use Node? e.g. something as simple as sales tax is usually wrong… https://t.co/lVAy8liqh6 @leszekswirski @littledan "The rational proposal also has an intrinsic weakness shared with Java's prior versions o… https://t.co/3BTcl7K6e9 @leszekswirski @littledan In theory yes, in practice no. Python already went down that road and proposed a built-i… https://t.co/ylkUqAxuM5 @erikcorry @littledan This was Intel's philosophy too. They didn't devote silicon to it like they did for bfp. They… https://t.co/tCPIKuCxPN @littledan @MaxGraey @devsnek @graydon_pub @awbjs Perspective: The largest, crippling, world-wide DDoS attacks we a… https://t.co/oe9alAZNNb @littledan @MaxGraey @devsnek @graydon_pub @awbjs Data keeps growing... historic peak message burst rate and packet… https://t.co/DxIsjAOO63 @littledan @MaxGraey @devsnek @graydon_pub @awbjs The argument was that base 10 arithmetic didn’t have the same spe… https://t.co/3TkGUmaaWk @littledan @MaxGraey @devsnek (See great thread from @graydon_pub / @awbjs on some of the history) https://t.co/uwqEtQ7t04 @littledan @MaxGraey @devsnek It depends a bit on use case, but when intentionally optimizing for speed we can get… https://t.co/LGITZmA9ft @BrookJordan @littledan @brianloveswords Support is not good because computers use base 2, humans use base 10. Ever… https://t.co/dyEnMrOEb8
11/18
2019
This is where the Internet is all focused right now https://t.co/Xe8HHp7XMS
11/17
2019
@igalia @MSEdgeDev @TechAtBloomberg for example helped give the web CSS Grid, a ton of new stuff in JavaScript and… https://t.co/GV4EPB1uzu
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11/14
2019
@BrendanEich @brianbondy I wager a bourbon that more people blame you for Java Date than for IEEE754, but that you’ll be blamed for both.Come talk Node w/ colleagues at #NodeConfEU! #NodeIs10, but I reallllly hope it's 12, preferably 13. https://t.co/lpgbTZ6We9We just unflagged ESM in @nodejs Amazing work everyone! https://t.co/DQxRdeaDRM
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11/13
2019
@kriskowal I tried to help https://t.co/yyBR8bHz6h
11/10
2019
@_shu @wesbos Million dollar question is... - actually useful server-side tech in window global a la btoa() - use… https://t.co/laQPDC95gR
11/9
2019
lodash: *exists* github security audit: https://t.co/7x6r4KuFcX
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11/7
2019
Lots of good stuff in this one! https://t.co/umVSg2hGWE
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11/6
2019
Shout out to fellow peeps who collectively ensure billions of devices update so that users see clocks update automa… https://t.co/8irGus0QKx
11/3
2019
@pganssle Please 1:3:37
11/2
2019
@Wegmans Your new Brooklyn store is listed in the store finder, has a catering department, and when you call they t… https://t.co/ENOFKYJeliBlink: Intent to Ship: JS Optional Chaining operator https://t.co/O7NRuveGBA
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10/31
2019
@MylesBorins @nodejs https://t.co/ftsQrB5ky9
10/30
2019
This month’s Economist chronicling Mozilla’s decidedly dark turn, the replacement of the venerable SpiderMonkey/Ion… https://t.co/zO2dbMwmyp @_shu @caitp88 The extreme alternative didn’t work out so well for Boeing MCAS + FAA. Maybe if OSS project was on a… https://t.co/YVX3Bz80Bn
10/29
2019
@_shu @caitp88 You want to make hw that works w https://t.co/563ZEHbEQ0 ? @fhinkel Time is our most precious asset, after shoes that prevent your feet from touching nasty airport floor. @BrendanEich From my reading, each pixel. MODIS data is 1km per pixel, VIIRS is 375m: https://t.co/idTY7vq6dZ FRP… https://t.co/BLx5nKHYxM
10/28
2019
Robert Patrick > * https://t.co/YFDOkUjyN7 https://t.co/MDhv9YxODa
10/27
2019
@littledan @WebReflection @rauschma @jonathansampson @mathias https://t.co/CS21H3JovJ if I'm correct -- finally, af… https://t.co/QJcKMoV0Sl @littledan @jonathansampson @WebReflection @rauschma @mathias Some have more! Here's 19 https://t.co/qLdaf1Jpwn @littledan @WebReflection @rauschma @jonathansampson @mathias @littledan I copied that from the README.. that seems… https://t.co/hqu2hfXaQR @littledan @WebReflection @rauschma @jonathansampson @mathias new Intl.DisplayNames(['en'], {type: 'dateTime'}).of('7') @littledan @WebReflection @rauschma @jonathansampson @mathias Yes! Hah, I remembered something about this but could… https://t.co/R3RSXkqIgK @WebReflection @rauschma @jonathansampson @mathias @littledan I’m certainly all for straightening this out in commi… https://t.co/6QoEOr8t5h @WebReflection @rauschma @jonathansampson Date/Temporal overkill for all this. You just want a localized month name… https://t.co/yKXiwmG2mv @mlafleur @filip_woj It works if it is server or desktop software you own. No user reports should be needed — you’l… https://t.co/J8JIE7qHqn @mlafleur @filip_woj Best bang for the buck — smart issue reporting & aggregation tool. Devs do that and the tool a… https://t.co/Dikf3bktNEWe have one every week. It's called... ...wait for it... Sunday https://t.co/tbyCFTjcgc
Retweeted by Andrew PaprockiiOS13 completely broke Screen Time’s usability for parents. The “One More Minute” feature can just be clicked over… https://t.co/acN6TA358U @BrendanEich @jonathansampson @littledan @maggiepint @pipobscure :) @jonathansampson @BrendanEich But you can achieve it currently in polyfill (warning, ugly) by going back to epoch m… https://t.co/XvEXW2xFBN @jonathansampson @BrendanEich I assume this will be easier if Intl adds formatters corresponding to Temporal types… https://t.co/jqJgX77ZTm
10/26
2019
@joemccann If it’s anything like the Wburg one that opened, it will be ridiculous. There are on duty officers there… https://t.co/aR8ySnGRLJ
10/25
2019
Most accurate visualization I’ve ever seen https://t.co/sU8Uc3lLox @cramforce For me it’s the autofill disable on https://t.co/GcWdii1VOG, baby steps...
10/22
2019
A few colleagues will be presenting a #TypeScript workshop at @NodeConfEU on 11 Nov 2019 @ 14:00. Go check it out… https://t.co/3GrTsoMMi3 @NYCDoITT the “Visit the Office of the City Clerk Website...” links that go out in the Clerk confirmation emails ar… https://t.co/ebYhNGzGLv
10/21
2019
@_shu @googlecalendar Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only multi-tz gcal user :/ Maybe we need a temporal irc chan an… https://t.co/PkDBkFG5dgThis shouldn’t be hard. I can only get this to work from the web gcal interface now. https://t.co/MsU46kclNHOh what I wouldn’t give for a @googlecalendar OKR to be “auto-add that flight email to my calendar with the local t… https://t.co/6mnB5LWkxpSpeaaaaaaking of timezones... Google Calendar iOS app doesn’t seem to support different start/end zones at all and… https://t.co/5TF4Vy9I0a @_orcaman @domenic 787 difference is cabin pressure and humidity. It maintains >= double the humidity of previous g… https://t.co/H2iWa5ctuq @domenic Haha well I just checked in our handy mobile app and all the JFK direct flights use the 773ER. The only ro… https://t.co/n0xbt0Xu1D @domenic Yeah no doubt, that’s a nice plane but it’s still no match for a 787. Even if you can’t find one on United… https://t.co/9HHdHURJTB @domenic Are the TOK flights on a 787? Anecdotally, 787 is what makes it amazing. Length doesn't matter as much as the plane.Suggestion: Only display the standard offset of a zone in a picker (if at all), and use “UTC” instead of “GMT”: https://t.co/yrcTNigUCwHey @paperlesspost, your programmers decided to use the current zone offset when making the timezone picker in the… https://t.co/s4clyPD6hC
10/20
2019
@tomdale @wycats Wouldn't this be fun... Number.MAX_SAFE_INTEGER ??= Math.pow(2, 53)-1; https://t.co/An71gDNwYY @adervish Chrome: hold my beer
10/18
2019
SAP is the Sagittarius A* of the modern enterprise PeopleSoft is ʻOumuamua, the bizarre, elongated interstellar o… https://t.co/pSQJxNMdIY
10/17
2019
@Seanability @drosenwasser (You can find a million similar other starter things if you don’t want the Azure dep..) @Seanability It can be used anywhere JS is used. And Twitter is great because @drosenwasser is around :) https://t.co/vV845VQe6xYubi 5Ci, using Lightning connector, got shell from my phone, it stayed connected even through airplane mode toggle… https://t.co/zpdnoPvcOZ @Seanability Who says you have to use it on the front-end? :)In case you were worried about the Edge team keeping up with the fast-moving Chromium repo. https://t.co/EIlTawDcrr
Retweeted by Andrew Paprocki @NYCTBus What happened to the 7:40 bus?? It never came /cc @StephenLevin33 @NYCTBus S 8th & Wythe, going to Court Sq. Standing here since 7:31. Bus is sitting at depot doing nothing. Ideally… https://t.co/b7aHrtV6FR @realkpfleming Good thing for you, you’re a RH Ultra Platinum Extreme Subscription user, so you can get professional help 24/7 :D @NYCTBus @StephenLevin33 30 minutes, no B32 bus, while 3 Q59s have passed by. Can you please add another 1-2 buses during 7:30-8:30 rush??
10/15
2019
@littledan An often overlooked fact https://t.co/Splnox7aau
10/14
2019
TS future is bright! https://t.co/kdTvWRAa1r @tolmasky Competitive advantage in 2004? Stock ES (async/await) + WHATWG HTML5 (fetch)
10/13
2019
@iamnotyourbroom @mj1856 Related to Temporal, or something else? @mikeal @brianleroux @RealGeneKim @sebmarkbage Long ago: https://t.co/ltGkgBRYqn Thanks to @r_ricard and… https://t.co/rmulAZOQ72
Retweeted by Andrew PaprockiIt has been a week, so I am dropping an 0day. The bed facing Tapia robot deployed at the famous Robot Hotels in Ja… https://t.co/DG0hLGrG6Q
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10/12
2019
@BrendanEich @segphault @TC39 Retribution for standardizing BigInt and not Snowflake https://t.co/d3TV3yT9ai @maggiepint @MylesBorins @littlecalculist @tabatkins @TC39 If you want the account to be unblocked, you just have t… https://t.co/Lceqf7wKIm
10/9
2019
@MylesBorins Haha, welp, free shuttle bus :) @MylesBorins "SEPT. 25, 2018 4:23 P.M" That article was written before the MTA scrapped the April shutdown. Trust… https://t.co/ECwHKI0QdY @MylesBorins I just watched a train travel through on livetrain :D https://t.co/s4hGRytS0G @MylesBorins Not according to https://t.co/UKBhsA4jUc... only Lorimer <-> Broadway Junction is closed according to them. @MylesBorins ? It runs every 20 mins MH<->BK on the weekends.Could a scanner be built to enumerate other codes found in someone’s system, presumably there through physical cont… https://t.co/JJjvuw3k0MFascinating sci-fi IRL. So many questions... So if you register your person, keep the bottle handy and drink the en… https://t.co/FkG0aqXEAR
10/6
2019
@jedschmidt @BrendanEich @mikeal let wash
10/4
2019
If only they had the *other* IEEE 754 https://t.co/yolLwYeW7U
10/2
2019
@gesa @BrendanEich next time just give us a heads up and we’ll get Roni to add some reverb/echo onto the overhead audioVery glad this ship has sailed! Very productive first day, I’d say. Nice to take a break from code every once in a… https://t.co/cXVzHYf1zj
10/1
2019
@ryzokuken @tuananh_org @nodejs @targos89 Well that issue thread was left off saying Node needed CMake installed on… https://t.co/EXRnKaDnxa @jasnell @ryzokuken @tuananh_org @nodejs @targos89 My personal (maybe unpopular) opinion (no TSC hat!): Node needs… https://t.co/qZjtxsFR4j @ryzokuken @tuananh_org @nodejs @targos89 Yeah, at least it’s pretty straightforward to write a little script to do… https://t.co/VkxkRVxm6O
9/30
2019

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