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Sr. Engineer at Bloomberg LP

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Joined Twitter 4/11/07


@elonmusk First-party @SpaceX instant-on whatever-the-current-launch-is livestream app that integrates as a channel… https://t.co/xRXuEZUUeq11:45:37 Self checkout line w/ son because fast fast fast, sprint to car, bags, phone ahead to kids to put on the l… https://t.co/Wovtr11kIA
7/8
2020
@ikirigin @__aston__ Seems like there’s some good reports with actual numbers: https://t.co/4Ysd7HJHIH @ikirigin @__aston__ I’m almost certain it’s much cheaper to use induction and the max temp is much higher as well.… https://t.co/58GtICAMjg @ikirigin They’re called desuperheaters https://t.co/RnjkqvesA4
6/28
2020
We (@TechAtBloomberg, @igalia + others @TC39) have been working on a new proposed built-in library for JS date and… https://t.co/l25eMPalmM
Retweeted by Andrew Paprocki @jerenkrantz @mihalis68 I’m at 9 and rapidly expanding :P
6/25
2020
@RReverser @andywingo Regex
6/8
2020
@stubbornella @cramforce I’ve used them for years, never a prob. Any chance your 2.4Ghz WiFi channels are super con… https://t.co/fJW9bgQBA1 @cramforce @stubbornella FWIW I swear by Brother B&W laser printers. I have the multi function one with a scanner a… https://t.co/WiAYGIlr5p
6/7
2020
@tqbf Buy him his mDNA full sequence from https://t.co/LSt0y7uuJq — it’s a text file with the 16k odd DNA nucleotid… https://t.co/7YKswAmJUg
6/6
2020
@cramforce You know when the bokeh kicks in someone is causing a new project to be created just by intensely staring
5/26
2020
@StefPac @Suhail NLP “AI”, but it’s just a bunch of hungry grad students and pizza
5/24
2020
It BeLoNgS iN a MuSeUm @USPS https://t.co/BwGuNOQjp6
5/18
2020
@tqbf It’s so fake it’s “got its own Wikipedia article” level — https://t.co/DPtDCh5RYC
5/17
2020
@MylesBorins @robpalmer2 SemouDay 1 of @deno_land in the enterprise. What will happen?!? No one knows...
5/15
2020
@realkpfleming @mihalis68 After adjusting your salary for the locality you choose :)
5/14
2020
@simonhg Get that vanity call son
5/13
2020
@jedschmidt @cramforce World Wide Weber
5/12
2020
@ikirigin FTW https://t.co/L9dnjkswjz @ikirigin Stadium, given where you live, has to be the one SF one on 3rd St, as it’s the only one with red brick on the street like thatIs there some secret chef twitter where they hoard knowledge like who makes 100% 304 stainless kitchen tongs? Um...… https://t.co/Lp8DTr5SJX @erikcorry Yes, yes they are.
5/10
2020
@SysAdm_Podcast @mihalis68 @nixcraft C’mon the real 90s galaxy brain answer is: Windows NT 4
5/6
2020
@tqbf .oO[[===CoViD-1911 WHQ===]]Oo. TURBOL SMAX (6o9) PRi-VATE
4/30
2020
@ikirigin https://t.co/6LCGMnHtds @roybahat The only correct answer is CoViD-19. Source: 90s sysop
4/29
2020
It’s for a demo, we’ll clean it up for release https://t.co/1yO9OfFYQG
4/28
2020
@SandrewFinance @bentboolean Gotta get that Seaway pipeline to the Gulf before they flip it May 1st @SandrewFinance @bentboolean Driving... trucks?? https://t.co/n84ogoNe7D
4/21
2020
@jmckenty Some of us care :) https://t.co/SBJwTOFicn https://t.co/me0MMGOJ7y @BrendanEich Realism from the ground in NYC: it’s 4/11, nearly 800 dead per day (likely 1k+ actual if adjusting for… https://t.co/NHlxBQxYjo
4/12
2020
@MylesBorins History is fun. Brooklyn == Breukelen == Dutch. Queens == British. Brits said f it, rename this ukelen Kings @MylesBorins What... how did you not know that? You’ve never had to interact with Kings County X anything? p.s. St… https://t.co/aHTbY9Z5o2
4/11
2020
@cramforce Water first, then coffee
4/10
2020
@andrew_low @littledan @codeprophet Yeah is there any overlap of the compiler folks with the other compilers and/or people working on LLVM? @littledan @codeprophet Hey @andrew_low, you know who works on IBM COBOL? I’m assuming it’s not the Toronto folks :) @littledan @codeprophet Ask the IBM folks on TC39. They have a compiler... so they should be able to at least find the people internally. @ikirigin Not to mention Zoom and most of these other apps are a nightmare w Screen Time. I can’t understand how no… https://t.co/IWfZ0qozSq @ikirigin Yeah it will all get resolved, but the fact it broke in the first place is what is causing all the hiccup… https://t.co/FKiqlSFcFq @ikirigin Eg our school had to stop authenticated Zoom rollout because it triggered adding some age authentication… https://t.co/a1UkyN76gx
4/9
2020
@andywingo Your forgot cvs, that’s where you went wrong
4/7
2020
@seldo Except when your code branches are <week_year>-<week_number> ;)
4/6
2020
@chsiedentop @cramforce @dfabu @tryscroll Not to beat a dead horse, but I just discovered that YouTube plays fine i… https://t.co/gLa1syiJIS @cramforce @Vaeshkar That's why I use a 13" Air for everything :)
4/3
2020
@bentboolean Subpoena them... they *knew* @bentboolean The most convenient cover for every CFO
4/1
2020
@MylesBorins @TC39 Heh https://t.co/cUkv6APaAd @bitandbang Sure, but it’s more a game of semantics. I wish there was a “node” that was just node-the-runtime that… https://t.co/ri65YzlhkO @bitandbang That’s a good start. I fall into the “CMake + node ships with a thing to solely to install a package fr… https://t.co/WIPH3q4PUy @bitandbang (That's more of a "remove one thing from the JS ecosystem" thing...) @bitandbang Can I count eliminating node-gyp and severing the link between node and npm as one thing? :) @drosenwasser @bterlson either of you two know if anyone has made any kid-oriented books/plugins/whatever for vs co… https://t.co/ir02sYFtBH
3/31
2020
@cramforce At BB we ingest all the country cases, death, released data and they have unique tickers so you can anal… https://t.co/oKuD0aK1msECMAScript excitement 😉 Congrats to my colleague @TechAtBloomberg @rickbutton on publishing an experimental… https://t.co/eEc3HYTN3t
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3/30
2020
Meddit getting it done https://t.co/TmcNcE7FhG @MylesBorins @jasonmulligan @mWare https://t.co/6UITAJuUyg ?
3/29
2020
@bterlson @ioctaptceb @TC39 @robpalmer2 @gesa @gesa navigating the Ecma file server like https://t.co/duXL1tGF6g @bterlson @ioctaptceb @TC39 @robpalmer2 @gesa Remember when the web used to be all https://t.co/UJk7U0yZYk
3/27
2020
COVID-19 going to kick-start so many careers https://t.co/9VOM41511l
3/26
2020
@cramforce @dfabu @tryscroll (I'd guess around 6M subscriptions added 2018-19.. but maybe I'm way off.) @cramforce @dfabu @tryscroll To answer my own question... G had 2.951B growth 2018-19 in revenue that included Play… https://t.co/RIbGWGv0q0 @cramforce @dfabu @tryscroll I've never wanted to download a YT video for a plane ride. I download movies in Netfli… https://t.co/3p0RJ7EPcw @cramforce @tryscroll I'm suspecting I really don't use YT like you do, then. I see maybe one or two a day max. And… https://t.co/hhYVnchIo1 @cramforce @tryscroll Does YTP say how many subscribers they have? Anecdata: I've never heard a person IRL say they pay for it. @amatchneer Dialogue instead of... https://t.co/NKes46IxrOLockdown parenting pro-tip: Introduce all the 80's movies to your kids. Huge selection, minus all the Michael Bay s… https://t.co/Gssif8E4Ao
3/25
2020
@ikirigin Absolute number seems silly vs those countries due to population. You’d want to know daily tests per 100k… https://t.co/6jyX7BQbig
3/22
2020
@ikirigin Except wait for the Trolls movie to hit online and every damn parent in the US hits buy at the same time. @_shu Be more positive.. you’re “genetically predisposed to better mask fit”
3/17
2020
the b unit knows https://t.co/IIzSn0xl44
Retweeted by Andrew Paprocki @bentboolean Need to make an honorary DJT Index
3/16
2020
@cramforce Cut jicama into large wedge fry style shapes and sprinkle this all over it, present on a platter. Warni… https://t.co/60q5LnnYnm
3/14
2020
Anyone who attended RSA... https://t.co/yWg5tLPjqw
3/10
2020
@bterlson I came here for @slightlylate
3/8
2020
So @Microsoft is fine paying service workers due to office closures due to COVID-19 (“doing the right thing”, bravo… https://t.co/DOI3wnW1Xi“Before Skype started to expire unused credits it accumulated huge amounts of deferred revenue and liabilities whic… https://t.co/3y8qfzVwa1“When you buy Skype Credits you effectively prepay for Skype services and Skype has a liability to serve you, money… https://t.co/3DKaq50pPpHow often does everyone let @Microsoft know that expiring @Skype credit due to inactivity is both annoying and dang… https://t.co/dttlwcuh1d
3/7
2020
Shout out to the legal team called by the PR firm called by the social media firm who got things done quickly here https://t.co/4P3FsMPvdJAMAZING to hear from all who want to work with us at @BloombergBeta this summer! Of the 180+ people who expressed… https://t.co/LeO4JOMk6L
Retweeted by Andrew Paprocki @simonhg https://t.co/44bGHxUs2i “In summary, many studies have compared alcohol-based handrubs and antibacterial… https://t.co/VLcU0BM292
3/6
2020
@jeresig @khanacademy More than that :) There’s training, open-source tools everyone uses, but also lots of in-hous… https://t.co/PBqQHqO8RR @jeffwilcox Gov. Cuomo waived cost sharing in NY state.Are we even doing our jobs if it isn’t Bloomberg: TypeScript https://t.co/Lce0FHROjh @jeresig @khanacademy I shared this back in Sep https://t.co/7BIrDPJ18W
3/4
2020
Through friends in the Russian science community, I was able to get the raw telemetry from Venera-13 and 14. I fund… https://t.co/BkBInIPFQP
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3/3
2020
@slightlylate @cramforce @louisgray @tweetbez @therealfitz You can just tell people this cost 6k InSinkErator Insta… https://t.co/CjrVMINyc7
3/2
2020
Nothing makes me think of @ennovandermeer more than this title https://t.co/WC82p8B4LdTime to go full Walrus https://t.co/MudjGaeKFs
2/28
2020
The @mco_london just rocked the 9th at @carnegiehall closing the complete cycle for #Beethoven250 — period instrume… https://t.co/9Av0HE1AGJ
2/25
2020
@_shu What brand of adult diaper do you prefer?ECMAScript excitement 😉 Congrats to my colleagues @TechAtBloomberg @maxheiber @joeywatts96 @Neuroboy23 for implem… https://t.co/K5hcZiNGdM
Retweeted by Andrew Paprocki @bgianf @BrendanEich @gravislizard Bloomberg Terminal
2/21
2020
@HenriHelvetica @bitandbang @TechAtBloomberg I forwarded the info to the correct people over in Mike’s org, thanks… https://t.co/YFOQcHTGvO
2/20
2020
@Seanability @BrendanEich @gravislizard Nah you were already chatting about Slack when I wandered in @BrendanEich @gravislizard "amber-screen library computer" "type, hit F3. search results appear instantly" "now:" https://t.co/orM31jms3H @BrendanEich @gravislizard Some of us stayed on target :)
2/19
2020
👏 We're incredibly excited to announce that @TechAtBloomberg is supporting #JSKongress this year as a sponsor! ✨ W… https://t.co/s1PAWMPKy3
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2/18
2020

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