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A. Koford @apelad The Basement of the Alamo

Senior writer, Hogwarts Legacy. WB Games/Avalanche*. Cartoonist. Your friend and mine. *Tweets = mine.

1,929 Following   13,686 Followers   62,400 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/9/07


Aspiring Director: I can't wait to make my own movies someday Disney™: WHOSE MOVIES? Aspiring Director: ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵛᶦᵉˢ
Retweeted by A. Koford @crhazelton1 Viddy O'GameI hope Trump goes full Matt Foley tonight. https://t.co/MWAHL4qhMbNikolay Dubovskoy «Hushing (Calm Before the Storm)» (1890) https://t.co/W770Muosk9
Retweeted by A. KofordPierre Soulages. https://t.co/Rje7CTEX04
Retweeted by A. KofordBowl with grapes on wooden plank    -   Simeon Nijenhuis, 2011. https://t.co/NkeXdo4hP4
Retweeted by A. Koford"Inside you there are two wolves." - TSA x-ray operatorYes. It's great. Listen to it, pals. https://t.co/MSMdxMEUnl
9/29
2020
Thinking about investing in this award base from the McDonald's store. It's on clearance. https://t.co/D2B6p0RMrYnorskidorski makes a good pointskidointski https://t.co/fB2X0Kcy01ABC: His taxes CNN: His taxes Animal Planet: His taxes Cartoon Network: His taxes FOX News: Hearty fall soup rec… https://t.co/Ng2skpiKhC
Retweeted by A. Koford @racconconnoisse that's fine because most books on politics are bad and the next 10 years of them are going to be an absolute wasteland.this is how I examine bagged salads at the grocery store https://t.co/8ykZFQXRqRAs someone who grew up in a ski town with a lot of realtors, let me say, this man is on cocaine. https://t.co/Z5aA5iAAuR
Retweeted by A. KofordOptical Illusion Makeup Art by Dain Yoon @designdain https://t.co/WlNPG62Uat
Retweeted by A. Koford @clastowka that's the guy!!!Some of Trump’s reply guys seem to think they’re gonna get a book deal on the other end of all of this.https://t.co/kvBn8pE8LN https://t.co/gBYOgcBoX1Mike Lee is unfit for office. https://t.co/AIGYjPTYSq @marknkilmer I couldn’t stay til sundown. :/this frog and toad knitting pattern is the best thing ive seen in a while https://t.co/pX8Ny5kpNJ
Retweeted by A. Koford @damenleeturks Yes. That’s the one.
9/28
2020
Are Bert and Ernie human
Retweeted by A. KofordFACTS: https://t.co/jEORJgIm6B
Retweeted by A. KofordVote for this punkin head while you still can! https://t.co/Mkqo1HaQ82 https://t.co/Xsbxs0eNFR
Retweeted by A. KofordSiri, is there a tweet for everything? https://t.co/SWk3EmCCe4
Retweeted by A. Koford @whichwitch143 There’s a website called worldwide labyrinth index that has them aaaalll listed @SavageCatfish it’s new as of December. It’s by the reservoir above Smith’s. @Sleestak ask me again at the new moon. @calamityjon that is my understanding.We found the town labyrinth yesterday and made it back alive. https://t.co/7Ha1OwwRKXI used the paper backing from this sticker by @thebeast_isback to draw this devil dog thingee https://t.co/7dPqMMt7Mv @TangoCharlie That was the first thing I noticed too.Pal @waxpancake responds to someone upset that he is talking about current world/political stuff on (checks notes)… https://t.co/QVmhM0YoO6
Retweeted by A. KofordThe suit, the smolder, the technical expertise. This is a flex. https://t.co/kXXdhP4a6LIf you watch enough Forged in Fire you begin to wonder how any sword has ever been produced effectively, let alone… https://t.co/Yk3ubed3H6 @aerobearPX or worse!Still too many. Donate to @splcenter here: https://t.co/5aqXxylue0 https://t.co/M3BEV5yIrx
Retweeted by A. KofordHello everyone. It is International Observe the Moon Night. Please get your butt outside immediately.… https://t.co/RWVjfznqAntake a sec to remember the old youtube app icon tonight https://t.co/GDzp69fRNFWhen I was a kid my parents told me taking the name of the Lord in vain was when you said “oh my god” or “goddamn”… https://t.co/usN5GOsVq3
Retweeted by A. Kofordgood corn doesn’t need butter https://t.co/NDbGlfbuaD @JenniferLMeyer at minute 109 I make no promises.For the next 108 minutes I LOVE Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland because my daughter wanted to watch it with me.I wonder if, during the height of his decades long career at Oroweat, had twitter been around, my dad woulda come h… https://t.co/m4dmBS1l0c
9/27
2020
I got this one very quickly! https://t.co/v2TuxWLeYXPLEASE DO NOT WATCH! This video is solely for the management at @2HeartsMedical. Unsolicited jingle spec. NOBODY EL… https://t.co/T5u8fQI6YV
Retweeted by A. KofordMore creative people need to adopt this attitude please. https://t.co/mNJ4JYT67e https://t.co/rGCeuKt02J @Jasinski thanks! Hope you’re well!Last night’s ghoul, no longer wet. https://t.co/OZ6s8No1ez @Blueguy40415598 but he's the smallest in his family.A lil ghoul to get you in the holiday season. https://t.co/AxucWMezB1There would be no Gaga without Karen O https://t.co/o4CSCltcOzThought I'd relax by watching some old REM Pop Up Videos https://t.co/x6Zu5P1lp6
Retweeted by A. KofordOh, and don't mention R o b l o x on twitter. Bots notice.Folks are already using whatever songs they want on Roblox, right? Are any of the mainstream artists I overhear in… https://t.co/6ctltCNxAaI'm very happy my favorite podcast is back (second only to yours, of course). https://t.co/n2ER6iA8xq
9/26
2020
@ARTofCOOP in 20 years when these children look back on Roblox with fondness we will sigh too. For different reasons.Freebooted songs will be Roblox's undoing. Just wait til the RIAA finds out what's happening on there. @Bohemiangirl heck yeah!Today we believe in Crystal Light based solely on its own merits. https://t.co/MxCZimRmO2From An Argosy of Fables, illustrated by Paul Bransom, 1921. https://t.co/B4mAQ2p55S @MisterLorde I'm so glad you brought this to my attention! Thanks! @brintown not yet. @semibold twice! @dangermaus both! @MisterLorde I didn’t! I’ll look it up. @malki that's more like it!and it looks like the Worldwide Labyrinth Locator confirms it https://t.co/NjMiZVvya8 @_toddjohnson I have it! I'm not sure why I ever stopped using it though.Tonight while considering whether or not I should go for a walk up to the Bonneville Shoreline Trail, I discovered… https://t.co/Jt2HqWUzwAWe Can See You Now available thru @shirtkiller All profits go to the Louisville Bail Project… https://t.co/efyybRfSRi
Retweeted by A. KofordThe only problem with this, if it even works, is all the Gomer Pyle tweets I'll miss. https://t.co/Ez76Fgt1Kq @mturetsky it’s worth a shot. @mturetsky I think it’s gone by design. All in the name of “conversation” and “the discourse.”I’d also like follower counts completely hidden and for people to stop asking for an edit button, but what do I know?I don’t want to see your replies to people I don’t follow. No offense. What are my options, aside from complete acc… https://t.co/AQD9BZExqJ
9/25
2020
mad about the bad Kubrick take? VOTE!
Retweeted by A. KofordA Red Devil phonograph needle is tougher than Satan... https://t.co/0A6fB9yjFY
Retweeted by A. KofordA tribute to Tony Millionaire, and the many, many portraits he's drawn for us: https://t.co/caUwaT3CEm
Retweeted by A. Koford @playazball @VeraDrew22 @justingaynor have you exposed yourself at a national park? That’s probably a federal offense.Julio Reyes https://t.co/ahEQjZgcvo
Retweeted by A. Kofordeveryone: hey, read the room, ring. ring: okay. https://t.co/LnFKzUshmE @playazball @VeraDrew22 @justingaynor you call it “el capitan” Phil? @playazball @VeraDrew22 @justingaynor what do you actually mean when you say you're gonna "free solo"??? @ACNewman I really want him to release the theme song he did for my favorite kid's show. That's Cat. I even emailed… https://t.co/j4WUhN51Rl @kibblesmith @HomeDepot aaaaaaaaa!!!!! https://t.co/WMJvVLKxma⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠   🥘🥘🥘 🥘 🥘 🥘 👇 🥘🥘 👇   🥘 🥘   🥘  🥘   👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of shallow pan of food
Retweeted by A. Koford @playazball @justingaynor are you watching it on repeat? @bheater whoa! It is!I'm the kind of guy who boos at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will.Oh, helleu. https://t.co/y9R2HYeQpo
9/24
2020
https://t.co/nYMOU3mJe6we got him https://t.co/nB14UMYHQcI gotta get one or more of these. https://t.co/7Uva2CimFsMOLON LABE https://t.co/jU7IYV6Itvhomework took it right out of me tonightHere’s what @realDonaldTrump has to say about 200,000 Americans dying on his watch. #TrumpVirus https://t.co/1C9GID46MX
Retweeted by A. KofordI finally did a #transmundanetuesdays based on Carson Ellis’s latest prompt on IG: ursine, wearing a garland of flo… https://t.co/63WqTvEXNo😍https://t.co/gBcrjQSmjh
9/23
2020

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