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amateur mushroom finder, estate sale anthropologist, socialist, she/her

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Joined Twitter 8/23/11


@dcinspo Promising to tattle on me (always online) to my partner (never online) .... you have broken the posters co… https://t.co/YGDXrB894m @dcinspo rude unacceptable and alarming to learn that I have a narc among my mutuals... begone, loathsome pest!!! L… https://t.co/Ky4eQAqAWyDoes anybody want to mail me a loosie or a pack of Fantasias as a present because it's almost my birthdayQuitting smoking again (lol a least I never give up) and I'm freaking out bc I thought there was at least one cigar… https://t.co/PiR33c4nS5Really relieved to see that so many are dust gremlins (like me!!) Context: I asked (for my birthday bc I am turning… https://t.co/YuGJ8Om9RQJust curious just wondering it's that time of year and I have to know: how often do you deep clean your entire hous… https://t.co/zE9AVkoMVN
4/19
2021
Ikea monkey biopic just dropped https://t.co/bC8RCGJFuo
Retweeted by dark mackenzieI didn’t find any frogs but I didn’t find lots of nice ferns from millions of years ago so that’s cool :) https://t.co/JISrn36WdIGoing for a hike at a spot where you can find fossils in the shale cliffside 🥰 its mostly ferns and plants but appa… https://t.co/DjaaUies34new sport just dropped https://t.co/GewU4Uth2N @ArinaFootball That cake looks amazing and YOU look so radiantly happy! Congratulations honey 💞
4/18
2021
I fell into a hole about Natalie Imbruglia’s Torn and learned that it was originally released in Danish. I looked u… https://t.co/OjRwmvisc6 @adamjohnsonNYC I love that she treats “it turns out the wealthy whites who run everything are deeply racist” like… https://t.co/FLF0HPvVbo @ArinaFootball Absolutely heroic vibe @the_starkest My moneys on a shrill peep like a little frog!! And voice by Peter Lorre when animated.Motherfucker looks like he should be named Frödrick https://t.co/WqPcbjKuEBHappy to report that if you can’t decide between a lime LaCroix or a corona one of these sweeties will meet you in… https://t.co/PhieQPWC4j @StopGrammarTime @kendrawcandraw Can’t wait to back this incredible project!!!!!Waiting patiently for the sea shanty homies to pick up this trilling number about everyone’s favorite soda https://t.co/zh4tyEOCN2To the ex boyfriend who texted me last night: I won’t forget and I shan’t be clicking your link for secure mobile n… https://t.co/AhOwxvG9NH
4/17
2021
@jahovis Yes!! pancetta forever it ruledShe may not look like much but she’s my first carbonara, I’ll love her forever, and she is perfect in every way https://t.co/w2cJbNeBNA @jahovis Do it!!!!!This is actually a pterosaur, not a dinosaur. You can tell from its overall vibe. https://t.co/NJWx0IrHYY
Retweeted by dark mackenzie @megclark_txt I’m emotionally readyBlessed to have a coworker from North Carolina and who sounds normal in every way except for how often he says “this here”Our grandparents enjoyed salad* *fucked up protein of your choice in jelloFucked up how many things we call salad... like, yeah, I had some salad* for lunch *eggs smushed with mayonnaise and mustardSet a new contact photo on my phone and then set “don’t automatically send it to people” so now I see this every ti… https://t.co/v1DLWNdWDMI have no words. This is evil. https://t.co/IMNO8cmV8A
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4/16
2021
@eiffeltyler what makeup are you buying please :) package receiving enjoyers want to know!!! @DylanRoth dude! NICE @Sir__Duque Different like a fox! @Sir__Duque Love to build my enemy up and give them the benefit of my immense platform for free so I have something to complain about :)If you know Margarine TaylorHam Grinch is just doing stupid shit like challenging A*C to a duel of wits for attenti… https://t.co/P1yKjK2kFqDo the people who are like “aha man oat milk... did you know it’s just flavored oat water thickened with canola oil… https://t.co/VaBaNBSHD7
4/15
2021
I just made this for dinner and truth be told she looks like a chunky beige nightmare and I SHAN'T force anyone to… https://t.co/DQfgVOVV8G @depechejoe I’m so sorry for your loss, Joe. Grief is so unwieldy; a painful and unknowable path we all must take.… https://t.co/jo0VERb1uMThe rise of "ADHD be like" tweets on this website is just another segment of people coming up with a way to turn so… https://t.co/9lz4BDNXFV
Retweeted by dark mackenzieHappy 4:20 https://t.co/sbdgdPa8Cz @depechejoe https://t.co/2WJ4t6UVm2smiling serenely as I imagine a world where the red snack-grabbing guy and the little trapped in an ikea wearing a… https://t.co/RREPyMKMgwFoucalt? I hardly know alt! byeA childhood friend (now a cop) messaged me on instagram to push back on a post I shared. Then he told me that if so… https://t.co/cHVHIZo8nT @caitiedelaney NO. NOOOOOOO!!!!!this squirrel is a taurus https://t.co/vCjXOTJGqrWe're up against the most incredible mixture of cultural inertia and professionals who actively work to protect kil… https://t.co/sTzH6OyJPk
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4/14
2021
This is the first I’m hearing of the parenthetical (Janssen), and nice https://t.co/VW9cvIoYBbthe double-decker reeses with pretzels inside? a god-tier candy @jeremynewberger Tribe Called SSThe “Blue Lives Matter” flag is an explicit endorsement of state violence, particularly against Black people. https://t.co/QL31RgeO1W
Retweeted by dark mackenzieIt’s simple. We have to k*** all b***********. https://t.co/zUf5IrS1w2serious question if your parent who is turning 70 is feeling very morbid and insists on no birthday party whatsoeve… https://t.co/uhsC50MoHyadd caffeine add caffeine add caffeine add caffeine add caffeine add caffeine add caffeine add caffeine add caffein… https://t.co/OOv9943gbBFeels like "head of the Boston Police union is a child molester and they knew" should be a bigger story, I guess it… https://t.co/kcA8raPxKw
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4/13
2021
If I find out that the tweets that I fave and then unfave seconds later after reflexively realizing I don’t want th… https://t.co/dzuyl8oDGZif we invented our own flag and then flew it at government buildings and at our homes to signal our special solidar… https://t.co/sjEkR0za1nit's disheartening how many ppl in the foraging community think it's okay if they want to take everything they find… https://t.co/HlZrBcqGi1thinking of ordering some dominos soon.... I have been craving a nasty pizzaAbsolutely same. I've never been able to replicate the flow state, the feeling of camaraderie, or the fulfillment o… https://t.co/Mz24qsSvag @dcinspo https://t.co/PJFd3e8UkXIt turns out scrabbling around a sodden hillside in search of edible plants is an outrageous amount of exercise tha… https://t.co/amZjFrJ0no
4/12
2021
Love to run for mayor of a city on the premise of ruining it https://t.co/VZpA66VbFOWe only took <10% of what we found — its so important to harvest with sustainability in mind! Ramps are a prized wi… https://t.co/JgEyIUXGyIT R I U M P H https://t.co/Vkqt4bNoxqHuh https://t.co/Cg6bUY4Gi6Who wouldn’t https://t.co/pAQCrncwtV https://t.co/TczAglxP43
4/11
2021
Crying real tears of joy into my first soft serve with rainbow sprinkles of the season https://t.co/smsSMUcptq
4/10
2021
@JDVance1 https://t.co/WrSBl7f9KPsure american suburbs are “an ecological disaster” and “the most inefficient possible way to live” and “deeply alie… https://t.co/EpAZ7cdrQ1
Retweeted by dark mackenzieI bought my first real grown up bike yesterday and the seller shaved $100 off his asking price without my even aski… https://t.co/KNT2UydmVPOne of three in the last 5 minutes so it’s definitely spring https://t.co/AWAVTVJcjxI Love My Sensitive Husband
Retweeted by dark mackenzie @jackdanger Oh my goodness how horrible. I’m so sorry jack. Sending love. @SeanMowMyLawn About to read book two!!!!!!! I’m dying
4/9
2021
@rant_vague It is. SO GOOD.Has anyone read Fifth Season bc I would love to scream about how good it is TYFYT"has never understood the assignment" and it's just a collage of me in every grade school portrait @HarryOnInternet where my ass is mean and the squirrels are shittyThis is going to get me canceled, but I can’t keep the truth to myself for another moment: the sound Totoro makes is unforgivable @eiffeltyler ummm I'm in the middle of American Fascism (looking at the Evangelical and Dominionist movements in cu… https://t.co/dKQ39DHhr9 @StopGrammarTime Just wanted to pop in and say thank you for letting me reply to tthis
4/8
2021
@dcinspo Love this for you.being vaccinated does NOT mean you can have a party without inviting me 😤 but if I am invited what can I bring what… https://t.co/NG16NkJlY4gonna tell my grandchildren this was Haim https://t.co/vc4g5g5YnR @RiggedPig He's gonna eat somebody! it might as well be snacksclimbs a shelf like no problem https://t.co/3jYJTZOQ2i @RiggedPig hope you got where you were going, solidarity my friendI am reading American Fascism for the first time and it is riveting and devastatingImprov instructor https://t.co/uCXl7OUtI4
4/7
2021
@Caitlinmae You got it honey! I’ll see what I can do!Obviously going to try to cop but if you see anything else you need like the big Bill Clinton plushie... hmu… https://t.co/FZQerZcGen @no_goblins a tom lad @ChadwickPrima You are right and we are now also fighting.michael asked me if my nice coconut water I got myself as a special treat bc so expense had electrolytes in it and… https://t.co/stJhx91Fun @dcinspo how dare u kinkshame like this on my page https://t.co/cLbCEHDDZ1 @dcinspo When the movie ends Ripley is pregnant and she and Alien are married :)Horror can't happen in space which supports my LONG time thesis that Alien is, in fact, a romcom @DylanRoth @the_starkest https://t.co/UXYScenCNUnot what I asked for for my birthday but ok https://t.co/Wla844GvMQ
4/6
2021

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