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@aprilarson Los Angeles

washed up girl next door ♵ instagram: aprilarson ➟ @made_in04 | she/her #blm

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Joined Twitter 1/13/19


bout to walk into my apartment and get fucking screamed at by my cat and ya know what i'm kinda looking forward to it i missed him tooi'm having a lot of thoughts that are having a lot of feelings @lilaaron911 @ualreadyknowJMP love the bangs sm honestly
7/6
2020
He’s not dancing he’s channeling Spirit. https://t.co/DQAWQe5SkF
Retweeted by has one vodka cran: https://t.co/5JRL5ZsFCS @ASHXS2ASHXS bro i was just talking about how i swear ur literally in LA and Dallas every single day it seems like @Ch3xican i already KNEW THISwhy do we all just never mention how weird the word patty is
7/5
2020
@prncesscyd any of my "good" ones ended in a pulled muscle somewhere in my back lol @smutlover89 yes i live in LA but i'm from dallas lol @babygirlmystica one day yes but also come stay with me in LA damn it my car is always broken when ur so close but so far @smutlover89 i'm from here @NotFVTH3R are u serious @bowdown2chelsea oh my GOD i just left dfw 3 mins ago lolhello i am in dallas it has been 9 months i am going to go get chicken expressi am aware that me being as tall as i am makes my body size seem more alarming but if you find yourself wanting to… https://t.co/u7bxkxFvlN @Peewkahbewh @breadflavor helll fuckin yeah ! @C0rpsePimp oh it is lmaooo my fav fav is either chimchar or vulpix @C0rpsePimp i SAID TEPIG U DINGUS @Call_Me_Caleb__ this is only valid if caleb is the dog in the avi @C0rpsePimp no. i don't care how bored i get it if the apocalypse took out all of humanity and every pokémon but flying types. no. @C0rpsePimp i never read directions or instructions on anything i refuse to do anything but wing it so makes sense @C0rpsePimp oshawott is secretly my fav but i have to play fire types due to the way that i am as a person 😭❤️ @breadflavor if you are currently 30,000+ feet in the air it is. shits so bright and also the UV rays are substanti… https://t.co/qyttwThDY4 @SnottieDrippen thank you 😌❤️ @bird_racer solid choice. i think oshawott is my favorite of them i just prefer playing fire types @bird_racer tepig oshawott and snivy are from black & whitethat is not platinum now is it bud that is not a choice https://t.co/r7IHSse9Nc @millatheangeI ok actually gasped and had to double check it was YOU saying this today is such a good day omg i thi… https://t.co/5g1WqSrto0 @bigdaddyiris literally anything we did together would be that. the one thing we have done together was that. @pokedex noted @KattDriskill i miss you toooo ughchoose ur starter mines tepig so he's off the market https://t.co/HoYNctzqvO @RBMc3 i am @scorpioassheaux everyone is always surprised. i look like a short 5'8 i've been told lolphoto diary about 5'8 being too tall for trying to get cute pictures in an airplane bathroom https://t.co/i70hlZnoozwhat's the point of first class if i still can't juul up here tfi forgot that i remembered to bring my pocket knife and now i don't have a pocket knife and the TSA guy saw my hall… https://t.co/rI49UZyU3qgood morning https://t.co/1uf6egNCuscan't believe i was laying in bed dramatically pitying myself for not having weed when i had. more than enough weed. less than 2 feet away.i really went like 4 days without smoking weed bc i couldn't buy weed till yesterday & i just found an whole fuckin… https://t.co/UnbINpaOAdlike yes. just what i wanted while being trapped 3 stories under ground and the train isn't coming for another 10 m… https://t.co/wgX8228c2Qwhy do men just come stand right next to you at the train station and stare like you're a fucking zoo animal get the fuck away from me @wydstepbrOoke idk maybe thank you? it didn't rly sound like anything without me trying super fuckin hard lol @badboychadhoy i would just like to let austin know other places know about tacos that's my biggest qualm @badboychadhoy austin is rly good at making u think they're really good at things literally everywhere else does betterI'm bisexual, by which I mean I am physically terrified of dating men and emotionally terrified of dating women
Retweeted by @brattypenelope @858KER i know i'm from there. @urinternetgf i found a pic of the menu on yelp 4 uuuu https://t.co/Pxv0Fbeyyg @urinternetgf i think they have a vegetarian burger but not vegangirls here are some tips in case you are in a position of getting taken advantage of (please retweet so that alot of girls see this)
Retweeted by @fr0laye thank uuntil i take actual pics https://t.co/Vl31GLLJuo
Retweeted by @userjaymes that bottle ain't the only thing bubbling @userjaymes brooooo lol @yourshittygf i present thy hand https://t.co/vrS2tk8nrR @yourshittygf i would do it n then make u a snack to feel betterIf u looked like this when i saw you id ask you to step on me https://t.co/JW4zRFlrm0
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7/4
2020
@858KER it's legal to fly from lax with weed it's just your responsibility to deal with if you go somewhere it isn'… https://t.co/paWm1RdT2wbro you are not an enigma you're just an assholei don't know what this means i found it in my drafts so take away whatever you wish from thishate that i'm not hot enough for y'all to forget you forgot i was hot @carmentakesdix sick thank youpls i don't wanna smoke texas weedserious question i know i can technically fly out of LAX with weed but i don't wanna check a bag. do you have to pu… https://t.co/CVpfllu7bO @toocoolfortool by accident lmaoo @_LindseyLove me too. so bad. all those songs i'd listen to on my little radio in my room id think abt how fun it w… https://t.co/ut0rvuOiklcan't imagine what it was like to be in the club at the height of Like a G6 by the far east movement @lilaaron911 where @C0rpsePimp is that.. is that a real thing @C0rpsePimp i'm just so curious but also extremely worriedwhat the fuck is the first reply to this though https://t.co/F3VQu9mbSc @godslastbee same @ROZZDYLIAMS feels nice righti prefer subs over dubs do u see my biggest problem @tiredhan @Ch3xican has been terrifying me for years with this fact. still v scared of the concept of closing my ey… https://t.co/tDgfjKM1Yfnoticeably mad abt this bc my eyesight has declined so rapidly. i had 20/20 6 years ago and now i can't even search… https://t.co/W2GTC13sICtldr: if you can see for free fuck ui just wanna lay in bed, get cozy & watch tv, but no0o i have to either wear bent glass hooked onto my face so i ca… https://t.co/JyPLiWR1dsi mean like i don't have a basement but we could figure something out for the right price https://t.co/GxTlUtjyDC @bird_racer hell yeah it is @kk1nss https://t.co/2X6ua8KFwq @jackimissyou @flexwedding tarot readings and also screaming into the voidi started prioritizing myself and i swear my boobs got biggerwhats wrong? never been read like that before? 📖🖼 https://t.co/a1hGzD1IDw
Retweeted by @learydass we love to see it @neuroticasoup wayfair! @Buns_nd_Tongues okay eric @bigdaddyiris right lmaoooofuckin twitter got me feeling like my step dad is slow roasting me https://t.co/gHXAUP4cWT @_SaiKoSama what lol i wasn't anxious then i just talk like that @softbby123 wholesome 🥺i can never go back to working anywhere but salons bc i have spend $0.00 getting my hair from black to strawberry blonde. i love it here. @thbeggingbrat 🥺❤️ thank youuu @Cyborg720 yes. but i need a minimum of 2 snoot shots ans 2 toe beans @Cyborg720 yeah there is actually i'm on the board were you interested in membership? @bigdaddyiris i wish i wasn't anyone so idk @angelmma01 yes @Cyborg720 hate uhttps://t.co/4jT75G4lMc
7/3
2020

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