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Last of a dying breed. Worry will steal your time, steal ur joy, steal your life - and give you nothing in return

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Joined Twitter 5/11/11


Do these guys have an actual plan for what this thing will look like or they are just building fwaa?! I mean what tโ€ฆ https://t.co/mgPZOzEdwa
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7/16
2020
Think of a Vampire as a Cheetah. They can run too fast but not for long. Hope you know why. https://t.co/0VKjsus3uF
7/13
2020
Fearless ๐Ÿ˜ฎ https://t.co/aVURA7iRzb
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7/12
2020
Incredible slow motion footage of a cheetah running at over 60mph (96km/h), captured at 1200fps by cinematographerโ€ฆ https://t.co/kYEaSNPJ4E
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Itโ€™s all fun and games till a seal slaps you with an octopus ๐Ÿ™ https://t.co/gHIdaO0Vuc
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The Minister of Health campaigns without a mask not social distancing, she is guarded by a police man clad in a masโ€ฆ https://t.co/6uqIBAd4CC
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–A size comparison between the titanic and a modern cruise ship https://t.co/ZrfHRDiMVY
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–6 year old me when i swallowed a seed and realised a trees gonna grow inside me https://t.co/2WkPIgvCaO
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Looool 50 Cent reminds us every single day why he got shot 9 times. https://t.co/XqCYcTnReP
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Daddy made real transformers ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿ“ฑ https://t.co/CEa7G3k6A5
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–me to my weed after I just woke up from a weed coma https://t.co/6nrycluTMv
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–jada: i didnt cheat, it was an entaglement. future: https://t.co/gOYEE2Ri4d
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Americans trying to say โ€œAhmedโ€ https://t.co/kxBqwTdCw7
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–August sat their and talked about being deeply in love and she called it an entanglement as she laughed with her huโ€ฆ https://t.co/Iazw8deDJu
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–So the thing about the word trinityโ€” https://t.co/gjvf7VXyGo
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Facebook different fr https://t.co/AftGeY9x0I
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The way NYU sent my mirror in the mail ... like what do you want me to do with this babes https://t.co/s07VbvADGl
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I always knock on the fridge before I open it. Just in case thereโ€™s a salad dressing. https://t.co/3ZhQNLjrwX
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7/11
2020
Due to Covid-19 I will not shake hands or hug anymore, You may either Kneel or Bow to me
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Pastors can't breathe. Our biology teachers never told us that one day offertory would replace oxygen. https://t.co/E51IOQNhZF
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I am screaming https://t.co/SsR4aJihIL
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–me in public when niggas wonโ€™t social distance https://t.co/YIn50jZq3F
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–batman stuck in traffic watching the rest of the superheroโ€™s teleport & fly https://t.co/NIHUZW5d5p
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7/10
2020
Lmao https://t.co/e9K6FvfOHw
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–This combo be colder than the AC in a hotel room https://t.co/WDqsovkW6A
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–If it was supposed to be like that it would come like that https://t.co/4HMtyUTcgJ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The X-Ray of a 700 pound man. https://t.co/sYP0iFwoXC
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–A teacher asked her class of Grade 3 kids to each write letters to God... this is mind blowing and innocently funnโ€ฆ https://t.co/1SL9yvGnNJ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š– @PhiweMkhuzo https://t.co/bUB3inYmDoThis small piece of tape can hold millions of songs (and movies!) https://t.co/tuLBNPIm5B
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Destiny Child vs Church of satan this Afternoon ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/m9NJWTcP46
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7/9
2020
Madoda ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/o0xk5M8Rt8
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Your phone when you say you want to buy something https://t.co/GEpOPRFdUT
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7/8
2020
2020 was like โ€œI know a placeโ€ ... and took us to hell.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Let me adorn your spaces with some #chapART ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Order yours via DM https://t.co/S8TQP8CbII
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The end of Australia https://t.co/Yfok7m3iSi
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Flash https://t.co/yhH2IXNACithis โ€œ ๐Ÿ˜— โ€œ is not a kiss https://t.co/J0Y87HKQMR
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–When the uneb paper was too easy then U realize U forgot to write yo index number https://t.co/Ba4JVatZNy
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Make up your own mind. #Uganda https://t.co/FvEP3vAjaL
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Training... ๐Ÿ‘ https://t.co/MmwCJ4Jy6Y
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–This dude mad af whatever chameleon did chai๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/TpLH1jQN1l
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–this one hit close to home https://t.co/tbOCNUeq9A
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Businessman Haruna Sentongo has pardoned his tenants of Segawa market in Kisenyi, the rent arrears for the past 3 mโ€ฆ https://t.co/thQDlnSe9k
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7/7
2020
International students who are pursuing degrees in the United States will have to leave the country or risk deportaโ€ฆ https://t.co/HLLZcoZTpb
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Beating this pandemic is a group project. This is why I always hated group projects.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Girlfriend: He's probably out cheating... Him and the boys: https://t.co/gBhYujvKYh
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–1. No one sent any of them for anything. 2. It was their own individual will to. 3. We cannot be held bondage overโ€ฆ https://t.co/nuFfwIwqb7
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–World's First Photograph https://t.co/7JKUwajoUy
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–"Masks are compulsory" People with glasses: https://t.co/btGAyDrplG
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–How Does The Law Even Work Nowadays๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/pyos8VsIA5
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The world's most expensive road already can't handle small small rain๐Ÿ˜… https://t.co/9TxUH6ziqq
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š– @vimtogirI @KaminaBlue https://t.co/GDSLzmv6J1 @KaminaBlue lmfaoooooooo https://t.co/lDVSWhVEVQ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–โ€œYouths are passed through schools that donโ€™t teach. Then forced to search for jobs that donโ€™t exist and finally leโ€ฆ https://t.co/OWQ4t9JIna
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–We were home for 2 months, ya'll couldn't fix ko this shit . Anyway . 2021 is coming. https://t.co/zXZwMAjgMj
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–We must not only demand justice for Tegu but for all Ugandans who have faced brutality at the hands of the LDU.โ€ฆ https://t.co/MxFrHYyp9b
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–โ€œYea bro Iโ€™m in her dms making movesโ€ The DMs : https://t.co/koDsLf0YSF
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Even the president drives on the correct side of the road. Basajja mwe mujooga. @PoliceUg https://t.co/uaRpNua4NR
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Itachi on the $5 bill https://t.co/yXIGxosVp5
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–All this to end up making your vagina prone to infection ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/dXrRTKLW6dAnd its unhealthy for the vagina https://t.co/TMNhS7DRz1What does English have to with a movie being nice https://t.co/59TCL7X6GtIf you can make noise over Gorge Floyd and the other hashtag you can get justice for a brother.....#JusticeforTegu
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Rona gon tear you up almost as much as the word asymptomatic did https://t.co/5eB1UTliOG
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–me forgetting all my problems when Iโ€™m with my friends https://t.co/O8lS6F9yN0
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7/6
2020
7 year old me wondering how they put the car in the middle of the mall https://t.co/0lwDY2LR4f
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I learned this pose from the bitches that be trying to hide they stomach in pictures Iโ€™m trying to hide mines๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ฆ https://t.co/CJi8ZP4hsS
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Time for a second round of evolution https://t.co/c3OuaauZ8K
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Sapiosexual in your bio but the only โ€œAโ€ in your waec is in your surname. Ode, olodo-sexual๐Ÿคก
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–How cartoons were made. https://t.co/EjEU5P3u7s
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–A man can leave a woman while sheโ€™s pregnant but if a woman leaves a man because heโ€™s unemployed the world moves ๐Ÿ™„......but why ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I hope the noise you made over police brutality in the US during the death of George Floyd can be the same you makeโ€ฆ https://t.co/dZmIqCVTZP
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Snack saving hack. https://t.co/WEOm7NHiv4
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Who will settle this matter now? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/8buwhqVbxG
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I have been running with mine for a solid 5years now and it ain't that good!! https://t.co/OLA1F2Ad0Q
7/5
2020
My moms yelling at me bc idk her email password
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Remember the viral video of the two boys running to hug each other? Well, Maxwell & Finnegan have once again teamedโ€ฆ https://t.co/GxyhExVzff
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Japan's latest record-breaking bullet train doesn't only run faster and smoother -- it's also able to transport pasโ€ฆ https://t.co/OKh889XC3y
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Please retweet he might get a chance here ๐Ÿ’ช https://t.co/FllXUASM9F
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Left my pastor on read this morning, call that a holy ghost https://t.co/Pa0JGd3AQA
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Reminder: Sally Hemings was not Thomas Jefferson's lover, she was his rape victim. https://t.co/S9CVu0wQbg
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–"Black girls are 20% of girls who are enrolled in preschool, but 54% of those who are suspended. Why would you needโ€ฆ https://t.co/xSIhymyhc0
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–she canโ€™t lie, we alsina https://t.co/eU65OwQxws
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Drake saw this shit too and decided to mind his business https://t.co/m98lYi8i30
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š– @QueenGuillotine @chemicalbrodar Wait until you find out about bluetooth @Monalise_ah @durrellb @Gabogonzalez515 @QueenGuillotine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ effects of magnetism๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ +1 for me. I'm grateful to God for the gift of life. And the people who have walked with me all this longโ€ฆ https://t.co/hUlkoCqLzJ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The king of surviving... But for how long? https://t.co/QpYmGNAhHs
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Money heist every 5mins: https://t.co/eQdwkfIYQ5
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Awesome I want all of them.. OK? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/iM6CwdXEG8
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–This is not CGI. This is a real-life creature known as a sea angel (Clione sp.) hovering under ice in the White Seaโ€ฆ https://t.co/CTuS1zwAYU
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Infinite Lie https://t.co/6HXcXBI5Z2Man whoever dropped this ima find you so count ya days bitch https://t.co/x0JCUTfAto
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Julian Assange has been under house arrest, locked in a tiny embassy, or a maximum-security prison, solidly for a dโ€ฆ https://t.co/d5JYzCSrLh
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Bro Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ https://t.co/SdJUFavTxG
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The story of Ataa Ayi, one of the most notorious armed robbers in Ghana (Thread) Raymond Ayee Ayeetey aka Ataa Ayiโ€ฆ https://t.co/gP1WDKQiCK
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7/4
2020
Serena getting her started early https://t.co/RDVNN6AlWQ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–They didnโ€™t leave you on read, you left them speechless https://t.co/kqIKI5HwcV
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7/3
2020

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