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Last of a dying breed. Worry will steal your time, steal ur joy, steal your life - and give you nothing in return

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Do these guys have an actual plan for what this thing will look like or they are just building fwaa?! I mean what tโ€ฆ
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Think of a Vampire as a Cheetah. They can run too fast but not for long. Hope you know why.
Fearless ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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Incredible slow motion footage of a cheetah running at over 60mph (96km/h), captured at 1200fps by cinematographerโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Itโ€™s all fun and games till a seal slaps you with an octopus ๐Ÿ™
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The Minister of Health campaigns without a mask not social distancing, she is guarded by a police man clad in a masโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–A size comparison between the titanic and a modern cruise ship
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–6 year old me when i swallowed a seed and realised a trees gonna grow inside me
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Looool 50 Cent reminds us every single day why he got shot 9 times.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Daddy made real transformers ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿ“ฑ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–me to my weed after I just woke up from a weed coma
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–jada: i didnt cheat, it was an entaglement. future:
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Americans trying to say โ€œAhmedโ€
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–August sat their and talked about being deeply in love and she called it an entanglement as she laughed with her huโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–So the thing about the word trinityโ€”
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Facebook different fr
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The way NYU sent my mirror in the mail ... like what do you want me to do with this babes
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I always knock on the fridge before I open it. Just in case thereโ€™s a salad dressing.
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Due to Covid-19 I will not shake hands or hug anymore, You may either Kneel or Bow to me
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Pastors can't breathe. Our biology teachers never told us that one day offertory would replace oxygen.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I am screaming
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–me in public when niggas wonโ€™t social distance
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–batman stuck in traffic watching the rest of the superheroโ€™s teleport & fly
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Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–This combo be colder than the AC in a hotel room
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–If it was supposed to be like that it would come like that
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The X-Ray of a 700 pound man.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–A teacher asked her class of Grade 3 kids to each write letters to God... this is mind blowing and innocently funnโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š– @PhiweMkhuzo small piece of tape can hold millions of songs (and movies!)
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Destiny Child vs Church of satan this Afternoon ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–
Madoda ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Your phone when you say you want to buy something
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–
2020 was like โ€œI know a placeโ€ ... and took us to hell.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Let me adorn your spaces with some #chapART ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Order yours via DM
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The end of Australia
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Flash โ€œ ๐Ÿ˜— โ€œ is not a kiss
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–When the uneb paper was too easy then U realize U forgot to write yo index number
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Make up your own mind. #Uganda
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Training... ๐Ÿ‘
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–This dude mad af whatever chameleon did chai๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–this one hit close to home
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Businessman Haruna Sentongo has pardoned his tenants of Segawa market in Kisenyi, the rent arrears for the past 3 mโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–
International students who are pursuing degrees in the United States will have to leave the country or risk deportaโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Beating this pandemic is a group project. This is why I always hated group projects.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Girlfriend: He's probably out cheating... Him and the boys:
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–1. No one sent any of them for anything. 2. It was their own individual will to. 3. We cannot be held bondage overโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–World's First Photograph
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–"Masks are compulsory" People with glasses:
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–How Does The Law Even Work Nowadays๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The world's most expensive road already can't handle small small rain๐Ÿ˜…
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š– @vimtogirI @KaminaBlue @KaminaBlue lmfaoooooooo
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–โ€œYouths are passed through schools that donโ€™t teach. Then forced to search for jobs that donโ€™t exist and finally leโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–We were home for 2 months, ya'll couldn't fix ko this shit . Anyway . 2021 is coming.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–We must not only demand justice for Tegu but for all Ugandans who have faced brutality at the hands of the LDU.โ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–โ€œYea bro Iโ€™m in her dms making movesโ€ The DMs :
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Even the president drives on the correct side of the road. Basajja mwe mujooga. @PoliceUg
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Itachi on the $5 bill
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–All this to end up making your vagina prone to infection ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ its unhealthy for the vagina does English have to with a movie being nice you can make noise over Gorge Floyd and the other hashtag you can get justice for a brother.....#JusticeforTegu
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Rona gon tear you up almost as much as the word asymptomatic did
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–me forgetting all my problems when Iโ€™m with my friends
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–
7 year old me wondering how they put the car in the middle of the mall
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I learned this pose from the bitches that be trying to hide they stomach in pictures Iโ€™m trying to hide mines๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Time for a second round of evolution
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Sapiosexual in your bio but the only โ€œAโ€ in your waec is in your surname. Ode, olodo-sexual๐Ÿคก
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–How cartoons were made.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–A man can leave a woman while sheโ€™s pregnant but if a woman leaves a man because heโ€™s unemployed the world moves ๐Ÿ™„......but why ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I hope the noise you made over police brutality in the US during the death of George Floyd can be the same you makeโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Snack saving hack.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Who will settle this matter now? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–I have been running with mine for a solid 5years now and it ain't that good!!
My moms yelling at me bc idk her email password
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Remember the viral video of the two boys running to hug each other? Well, Maxwell & Finnegan have once again teamedโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Japan's latest record-breaking bullet train doesn't only run faster and smoother -- it's also able to transport pasโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Please retweet he might get a chance here ๐Ÿ’ช
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Left my pastor on read this morning, call that a holy ghost
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Reminder: Sally Hemings was not Thomas Jefferson's lover, she was his rape victim.
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–"Black girls are 20% of girls who are enrolled in preschool, but 54% of those who are suspended. Why would you needโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–she canโ€™t lie, we alsina
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Drake saw this shit too and decided to mind his business
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š– @QueenGuillotine @chemicalbrodar Wait until you find out about bluetooth @Monalise_ah @durrellb @Gabogonzalez515 @QueenGuillotine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ effects of magnetism๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ +1 for me. I'm grateful to God for the gift of life. And the people who have walked with me all this longโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The king of surviving... But for how long?
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Money heist every 5mins:
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Awesome I want all of them.. OK? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–This is not CGI. This is a real-life creature known as a sea angel (Clione sp.) hovering under ice in the White Seaโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Infinite Lie whoever dropped this ima find you so count ya days bitch
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Julian Assange has been under house arrest, locked in a tiny embassy, or a maximum-security prison, solidly for a dโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–Bro Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–The story of Ataa Ayi, one of the most notorious armed robbers in Ghana (Thread) Raymond Ayee Ayeetey aka Ataa Ayiโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–
Serena getting her started early
Retweeted by ๐šŠ๐šš๐š›๐šŠ๐š–They didnโ€™t leave you on read, you left them speechless
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