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amy brown @arb sf bay area

parody account. not affiliated with the real amy brown

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Joined Twitter 9/25/08


this is a cry for help https://t.co/aZdjHk13G5
12/2
2020
@zandywithaz it's a lesson you don't truly learn until you try to tweet through it once @TimHerrera ok but the most important part of the story is their ceo's weird obsession with hawaii https://t.co/rgJT2OXk7i @lynaecook @TimHerrera we once got free tickets to the ohana, which is what salesforce's CEO named the top floor of… https://t.co/qvLc8Y2jfp @Adriyoung i don't even know this man but i'm blocked too @westy2018 yes, exactly @tweetsyall sorry bud, time to get a journal @TimHerrera they sell branded backpacks and puffy vests out of the tallest building in san francisco @DaveyDennison @kurteichenwald ah @DaveyDennison @kurteichenwald that's literally all i know about him tbhthrow your phone in the river. start a new life. you're free now.i typically charge for this kind of advice but i've seen a lot of you Acting Out on here so i'll provide this one f… https://t.co/7i2WhXFMAE @ohonestly nachos friends grindr @annamelissa rude that you're out here accessorizing while i'm trying to remember if i wore this shirt yesterdaynot my insurance company trying to claim that giving birth “wasn’t medically necessary” 😅😅😅
Retweeted by amy brown @kateburning i dont like bubbly water but i must say.....nice cans @vigneshr4m i can tell i've been indoors too long because "an poop" is making me lose my mindhttps://t.co/gkGbb4n6F5 https://t.co/6cSwsrCgG6
Retweeted by amy brown @StephanieEphani @kunibeard we love to see it 😭"The more I hold myself close and fully embrace who I am, the more I dream, the more my heart grows and the more I… https://t.co/WC2p3PKljz
Retweeted by amy brown @w0a0i0f ruin my startup @andresdavid ahhh omg this is great @EymanHenry @CaptJackHaddock i beg to differ! we produced the dude who gave a long-ass inauguration speech in the c… https://t.co/wkk9WjPLBo @andresdavid live in ohio long enough and you too will wish to leave this earththinking about doing one of those bad tweets about where I live so everyone can yell at me uhhh let's see all chi… https://t.co/6xq3TZKsqU
Retweeted by amy brown @actioncookbook kentucky is ohio's pants, send tweet @AlexJamesFitz https://t.co/pIBqyF4jMSyou, simple: 30 under 30 lists are a byproduct of our society’s obsession with youth and are often skewed in favor… https://t.co/afWPWtwG3Q @evcon he manages the snaps69 under 69
Retweeted by amy brown @take5giantsteps dollar grilled cheese 😭Happy cyber monday lol Jeff Bezos is a wealth hoarding union buster and I hope a murder of crows carry him into the sun
Retweeted by amy browni went on a lot of shitty first dates at Bodega, a bar in columbus ohio. does this contribute to the discourse in a helpful wayEveryone on twitter is either willing to physically fight over bad hyperlocal jokes or visibly horny for like, Pean… https://t.co/xqDtvbm8D4
Retweeted by amy brown @timjhogan an hour, but it was specifically to go to the best taco bell in the world https://t.co/vkjZIn6wxK
12/1
2020
readin up on quibi https://t.co/m8xCLx6elb
Retweeted by amy brown @stouffers french bread pizza merch wheni could accept "ravioli" or even "calzone" but sandwich?? words used to mean things 😤at the risk of starting sandwich discourse on the website: i can't believe hot pockets have the audacity to call themselves a sandwichthey have the same middle name too wow https://t.co/KGLUGdEg6d
Retweeted by amy brown @MontereyAq yesWoman Has End of 'Sixth Sense' Moment but For Realizing Past Interactions Were Sexual Misconduct:… https://t.co/FBeel0jzz3
Retweeted by amy brown @emilyhughes i didn't know i needed thisin bed at night reflecting on everything ive ever done wrong in my life https://t.co/UIPC5m3gwI @vigneshr4m very excited for the return of these @MorganWhiteSF approval on this joke from an actual dad means everything to mewhen the secretary of the treasury speaks quietly because the baby is sleeping? that's janet whisperinnot sure why @pasql is surprised that I’ve blocked him on all of his accounts but okay weirdo, keep harassing me, t… https://t.co/h5FBBFYVE5
Retweeted by amy brown @joeyabanks @TwitterDesign verify joey!!What animal is your heart? Is one of my favourite poetry questions. But I've never had an answer like this. Kyla is… https://t.co/aYI2bdecN2
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11/30
2020
have you praised him today? https://t.co/TeuE0Dfm8f
Retweeted by amy brownJamiroquai https://t.co/ZrgHSEhYnO
Retweeted by amy brown @rogie i am going to steal this doglook at how smug this motherfucker gets when you ask “who’s a good boy” https://t.co/my2VtjTM0jvery confusing to me that da baby and lil baby are two different people
11/29
2020
still the most trenchant take on coinbase. what a year for a cryptocurrency startup to decide that "politics" is a… https://t.co/zMRWWc89IT
Retweeted by amy brownjack black in “the holiday” is a top-tier male rom com lead and i don’t think we talk about it enough
11/27
2020
The national dog show is the golden globes to Westminster’s Oscars, respectfully
Retweeted by amy brownNot. Even. Once. https://t.co/ecmonVcpOt
Retweeted by amy brown @itbeckons benny has great brows! @sistinechaebol it costs literally zero dollars to let people have fun on the website @Scobleizer @Tesla @elonmusk what the fuck dudehttps://t.co/gQfJoqoBOS
Retweeted by amy browngod really snapped when he invented the pomeranian. he was like “let’s give them an alive teddy bear that screams” @shanekealoha setting up a tour of the house and then just refusing to leavei miss philip seymour hoffman
11/26
2020
@juliephayer i think about hottie trying to cook chicken in the microwave like once a month. iconicgive me a season of the bachelor with normal looking people. give me 20 women in sweatpants competing for a man who’s 5’6” @MorganWhiteSF morgan i need you to know this tweet made my whole day
11/25
2020
@annievain overheard an employee at the richmond costco say they replenish the toilet paper before opening in the m… https://t.co/9zqAKtyOos @round my mom still sends e-cards!representation is important and that's why i'm so happy our new national intelligence director is gigantic https://t.co/IZHtrqsjt1when the team asks what our company strategy for fleets is https://t.co/GLQb1HKramjust @ me next time twitter damn https://t.co/Ebsjkic0YCI’m sure that some people think it’s not appropriate for a congresswoman-elect to be shopping in thrift stores. But… https://t.co/UTxW5gbTyQ
Retweeted by amy brown @Jamesb928 i simply typed his name into the search bar on facebook? @jeremiahjw but [pop culture reference] [pop culture reference] [nerd shit]wish he hadn't ghosted me so i could tell him how much i hated the bookthinking of him (the guy from tinder who gifted me a copy of "ready player one" and then ghosted me & moved to south america)#ReadyPlayerTwo is everything I dreamed it would be https://t.co/C7oocc3QJN
Retweeted by amy browntherapist: your feelings are valid me: what if i FEEL that they are invalid therapist: [scribbles "oh fuck" in her notes]
Retweeted by amy brown @skenigsberg blackberry or peach @drmistercody perverts
11/24
2020
@amrith the benny pics are always free!!starting a consultancy, for $1000 i will take over your slack and email for one day and simply respond "no❤️" to everything @chrissyteigen it takes six degrees to connect people back to kevin bacon, but in my experience you're only ever tw… https://t.co/AO9udMw3MvI have come to realize that absolutely every human on earth is from Ohio
Retweeted by amy brown @rogie empire records has a 29% on rotten tomatoes 😤 @icaito two equally important tweetscant believe rivers cuomo is union busting smh https://t.co/QYxxu8mIPBHope that clears things up. https://t.co/6JjBjG4QAO
Retweeted by amy brown @ChrisCaesar https://t.co/VfOr53aBN6 @rogie it was the best brand moment in that it has provided me with 10 months of entertainment every time i remember it @mayascade that it happened *this year* is really fucking with me @tweetsyall like watching a car crash in slow motion @MillyTamarez i admire their persistence in creating a campaign nobody liked and then also making it a full year longwhen they killed mr peanut and brought him back as a baby https://t.co/Q0RgV0SvAa
11/23
2020
@IlhanMN i had an ovarian cyst that burst and the insurance company claimed my trip to the doctor was "medically unnecessary"i may be stuck at home but at least i have access to technology that allows me to see the worst information on eart… https://t.co/hets0RRcuK
Retweeted by amy brownthe libtard demoncrats might try to cancel thanksgiving and christmas but they can NEVER cancel toyotathon
11/22
2020

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