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just two girls with a podcast, standing in front of the world, asking if everyone is deadass ♥ Are You Deadass? now available on Apple, Spotify, Anchor & more!

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Joined Twitter 3/30/19


@ira https://t.co/iofB056DnXMet with a crank ass 70 something lady today and as she’s yelling at me about her medical conditions her Post Malon… https://t.co/VsSqWcZyhN
12/10
2019
I want gold Cee lo Green to fight chrome Kanye West https://t.co/dvHRxiBu0q
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Retweeted by AYD?i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 millennial suffering from existential despair seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a distrac… https://t.co/ulbg9yLxjI
Retweeted by AYD?my kid: dad what is christmas about? me: https://t.co/UTVgoQflWW
Retweeted by AYD?Niggas told me to close my eyes and I’ll hear a teen Justin Bieber and this song hasn’t been the same since 😂 https://t.co/nEnYbKcP3r
Retweeted by AYD?#TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade https://t.co/ES2491HLUe
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12/9
2019
May he never disappoint and embarrass us for stanning, amen https://t.co/cM3PofQpKk
Retweeted by AYD?Someone is putting tiny cowboy hats on Vegas pigeons. There are consequences to legalizing marijuana. https://t.co/CdK06gauYQ
Retweeted by AYD?Chris could never https://t.co/34KYzRDlsaSuffering through snl (awful) for dababy (worth it)
12/8
2019
Are brands okay https://t.co/Um5eYTAjhk @GayTheMagazine In addition to all the other horrible things about this piece that everyone is pointing out, what —… https://t.co/lATwXz7LyjThis nigga fine as fuck but i’m crying cause he look like mermaid man https://t.co/pFIJJuyrpd
Retweeted by AYD?I went to an amazon store today and what is even the point @GoldenInfinitex @melanatedmomma I’m also 29 — I received a summons the week after my 18th birthday and got picked… https://t.co/VRiNUvIyR4
12/7
2019
My @Spotify Wrapped top artists was surprising. https://t.co/HGbM5L8EYK
Retweeted by AYD? @JXESAID https://t.co/chPqlwXSDIClinically addicted to the varieties of Blistex
12/6
2019
https://t.co/9aPp7udEg7 https://t.co/7K9sNXESYd @ke__warner Honestly kinda glad you didn’t because I would’ve talked about it endlessly and ruined my family’s tgiveswhAT https://t.co/HrxFl3XTqtWe lost Chairman Fred and Mark Clark to government assassination 50 years ago today. The answer to the question pos… https://t.co/5KEkhgOWTq
Retweeted by AYD?BREAKING: Update. Officials at Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickman now say two shooting victims have died. Both were c… https://t.co/XaCo9XrkI8
Retweeted by AYD?I want to see nearly all of these https://t.co/ePVNfl791Z @gudgalxri Ashlee Simpson angry where lmao @ronibubani https://t.co/EtN0QXVKspReminder that Karrueche has a permanent restraining order out against this man for beating her up, throwing her dow… https://t.co/4m9k4HHOYp
Retweeted by AYD?Tucker Carlson is the heir to a TV dinner and food fortune so uhh this tweet rings truer than I would like it to https://t.co/68u1izqt4N
12/5
2019
I'll straight up link with someone from Grindr and grind with someone from LinkedIn I really don't give a shit.
Retweeted by AYD?I say no more than 27how many days til we get a transcript of Boris Johnson calling Justin Trudeau to gossip with Trump secretly listen… https://t.co/08Y5Kq3wNLI regret to inform everyone it’s literally impossible to get up for work. It cant happen today or ever I’m so sorry
12/4
2019
Pumped about the BW trailer drop but consequently have been thinking about this tweet all day https://t.co/2iBa50b0I6You can’t convince me that Toni Collette didn’t study Kelly Bensimon for her role in “Knives Out.”
Retweeted by AYD?Mass Text https://t.co/20rl8QvnSR
Retweeted by AYD?sploosh https://t.co/HQfGasZXzSHis Dark Materials is pretty good and made even better by the fact that my fear of Lin Manuel doing a British accent remains unrealizedhttps://t.co/dwFaEcgdbr
Retweeted by AYD? @KingKin84847316 Certainly https://t.co/tgs7aHsV4D @Zosiaziva @C0INCELPR0 https://t.co/S5Slq03MN5Kids on tik tok really doing what the education system in western counties refuse to do https://t.co/Otqw9tdJ8O
Retweeted by AYD?My main issue with the Irishman is that it centred the experiences of a relatively narrow demographic to the exclus… https://t.co/1f2I0VZWwZ
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12/3
2019
Was just at cumbies and the song playing was Your Body is a Wonderland with the word “body” censored. I wanna know… https://t.co/BerWSpwTsjWhat is it about a tree covered in snow that just sets my soul ALIGHT https://t.co/RSohuL2dAUThere are only 4 kinds of sluts https://t.co/ecB4HOqYOZ
Retweeted by AYD?me: so how do you guys get around? dumbledore: lots of ways. you can take the secret train me: makes sense dumbl… https://t.co/l7iYcOgQfp
Retweeted by AYD?the queen after releasing a fake story that she died to distract from the fact her son is a massive pedo https://t.co/6ocy2uNpct
Retweeted by AYD?This is wild! Researchers blasted the sounds of healthy reefs in a dying one, and fish started returning to it...po… https://t.co/Pe0rcBqFG2
Retweeted by AYD?Me when someone doesn’t come thru like the sweetener they are https://t.co/Pe2vyAbBUzooooo girl yes this fkn better be or I swear ta god https://t.co/bpDVlNgJruWhat the mullet is happening here https://t.co/MEznhsmfGT @ericfisher these pictures were taken at 9:12 and 10:14 - from 4” to 6” in 62 mins.📍Grafton https://t.co/SFDJPDkUpR @saucissonsec https://t.co/ci2tcWf4bq @sundayism Thanks very much!TALKBACK TAMMY LITERALLY CAME IN TODAY AND ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR GENERAL MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡… https://t.co/PxGA0eJTrb
Retweeted by AYD?One tiny thing I loved about Knives Out is the level of withering contempt directed at that teen Nazi. “What are yo… https://t.co/Ongb3r9ZL9
Retweeted by AYD?Holy shit that is a powerful image https://t.co/xykvTUsNNr
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12/2
2019
“one thing ooOOPS” https://t.co/lTBJuUuXHN @camillard @codytlr @ira @drmattdambrosio Lol whoops, you would know better than I would. Now I’m even more curious https://t.co/reQHL1tIajDakota Johnson and Ellen saying goodbye to one another https://t.co/5Y5nHrpi3s
Retweeted by AYD?Amazing https://t.co/Yks1bnEubB
Retweeted by AYD?Thanks I’ll be watching this clip the rest of the day bc im broken https://t.co/Q6R7oSkMjH @MochaAnthony No you absolutely do notI just watched this again for at least the hundredth time, and I cannot stress enough how much it has become a belo… https://t.co/cqFqbxU3ci
Retweeted by AYD? @C0INCELPR0 Elegance is learned so I hope they were listening @codytlr @ira @camillard @drmattdambrosio Think he’s talking about EllenAll the kids at the malt shop are really gonna flip their lids over this one! https://t.co/RtBXr0IQHU
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12/1
2019
@gudgalxri Isn’t the Irishman on Netflix? But yes I can not recommend knives out enough. Fun ass movie @gudgalxri KNIVES OUT AVE @ronibubani CTEBarely made it to the end of this sentence alive. https://t.co/4sN9Nkjxdi
Retweeted by AYD?End of the year mad libs goin wild https://t.co/AFAvtA0QPL @RendPiece Definitely not toightYou could be in a kitchen with 100 knives and 99 of them are in, but you only need 1 to be out........ no wait that… https://t.co/XYBjWGrqwh
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11/30
2019
Cousin Greg for pres https://t.co/L5tkYPWCTWhttps://t.co/zpQFNQmop9
Retweeted by AYD?Here is a thread of dogs who destroyed Thanksgiving dinner
Retweeted by AYD? @brockness https://t.co/iOSmtP8TtNhttps://t.co/jmAGgKml41
Retweeted by AYD? @brockness thank you https://t.co/XSONvmSFvPhttps://t.co/YV8bJYRfkIhttps://t.co/VtLJW5cWLeHad great Succession vibes now that I think about it. Damn. What a good ass movie5 stars #KnivesOutI also took an edible at some point during the movie and I could tell it was working when I fixated on a plot hole:… https://t.co/mnCVBWkiGOTook some getting used to what with Daniel Craig approximating his worst Frank Underwood impressionChris Evans as a villain is heartbreaking and thrilling. That SWEATER. Also not to be dramatic but I would pay for… https://t.co/KYa0VlVVkVI believe it was @electrolemon who said KNIVES FUCKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11/29
2019
Who the fuck is jd power and why should I care about his associatesDefinitely edamame too https://t.co/V5y0ZCuDAM https://t.co/owbClNAu4IAlso it’s free coffee at Cumberland farms today so shout out to them for that @tito_matthews @spinzxx Bitch?!!!!grateful for my family, seeing my dog sprint in an open field, looking for a bunch of pictures during a depressive… https://t.co/pB6qMKvwRuToday im thankful for infinity war and endgame being streamable back to backhttps://t.co/j9EggQSFeM
Retweeted by AYD?Chips n salsa the most reliable snack
11/28
2019
@mariskreizman @yourewrongabout @audevwhite Love this. Britney Spears deserves to be on the next iteration of this shirt
11/27
2019

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