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Call Me Ari @ArianaElyse Scottsdale, AZ

Your friendly neighborhood dumpster fire

468 Following   373 Followers   2,832 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/5/15


She got a walker. Can barely raise her voice. In the hot sun. AT 74. In the middle of a pandemic that threatens her… https://t.co/tbzxyvcIZM
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5/31
2020
Gm to everyone, especially this icon 👏🏼 https://t.co/VQOIF67E2ei feel sorry the kids who are gonna study 2020 in history 😭, this chapter is HEFTY.
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @MuItiplexes going for a drive 🥰✨💫 https://t.co/ehClKlg3PP
Retweeted by Call Me AriBro it’s like 112 in AZ and these dudes in full suits of armor. They mean that racism https://t.co/wMtBEbQsmM
Retweeted by Call Me Arii know he wrote this from the bottom of his heart https://t.co/5Buy4aaspS
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @RoastedByDarryl Just wait til next week which marks roughly 14 days since the reopen of Old Town. Shit’s boutta get real spicy in AZremember to wear a mask this weekend if you’re out protesting https://t.co/olbLj3bzRP
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @_Chris1Chris_ In Bandersnatch we chose our own adventure, The Year 2020 we’re in a full blown simulationBlack Mirror season 6: The year 2020 @OGBobbyGabriel We stan 👏🏼
5/30
2020
out there defending Target like https://t.co/kljY8uJdC1 https://t.co/tKDYD35Jj1
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5/29
2020
“I’m hungry for something I just don’t know what...” @ArianaElyse: “justice?”
Retweeted by Call Me AriOmg I’m Having a hard time decorating my new crib😩which one y’all think? https://t.co/7nEwbSmNIm
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5/28
2020
@LilNasX Take it all in. https://t.co/TtAcmLEBa0
Retweeted by Call Me AriPoetry https://t.co/LGK4k1ikBqBro bought 2 KINDS OF SIMPLY LEMONADE??? He 100% loves you https://t.co/EUWJth2oU4
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5/27
2020
[hacker voice as i get into bed] i'm in.
Retweeted by Call Me AriYou can still buy drugs on that corner! Wow! https://t.co/zTlF0YoKQe
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @cremeeggstan https://t.co/yl2K9kavE4 @cremeeggstan @alysuuh His room looks like one of those “Find the ___” games but for depressed frat dudesTakeout and binge watching Avatar The Last Airbender >>>>
5/22
2020
@CdyRnkn https://t.co/3beC8Oxvc6Alright that’s it. I’m ready for the second wave of coronavirus//another stay at home order @themostemily https://t.co/mhOLW7u5ew @CdyRnkn Thank you sir 🙏🏼 @INoahBro WHOLESOME 😩❤️Depop is my favourite app https://t.co/K1kVqxZG1G
Retweeted by Call Me AriCrazy how NASA found evidence of a parallel universe yesterday where time flows backwards and nobody is talking about it
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @pazpaz I’ve got an emotional support human 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/rqYQihcn5Z
5/21
2020
When I yell “open up that fucking pit” at road rave https://t.co/aCANaorCYR
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @iZayy21 Damnit I wanna skydive again so bad 😩😩
5/20
2020
I don’t usually bring back videos but I feel like this is more relevant than ever https://t.co/tggTXt62KJ
Retweeted by Call Me AriI know everybody always talks about the plague doctors but can we please discuss this plague nurse?? She’s really o… https://t.co/CkOVu24XDN
Retweeted by Call Me AriClams Casino- I’m God ✨ https://t.co/ijCr4ZuXO8What a bar https://t.co/mAvLTaOwEg
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @OGBobbyGabriel Tame Impala- The Less I Know The BetterYour tweets are funny, your Mutuals just don’t wanna see you win. https://t.co/QRSuoSzaOJ
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @pastrami_on_rei @AnselElgort Can’t help but feel this way since he neither responded nor did he like this tweet. Feelings 🔛 hurtThe difference between “😂” and “😂😂” is that I’ve used additional emojis to further disguise my “😔” @pastrami_on_rei @AnselElgort A more likely scenario: He’s just finished burying you in the sand from the neck down… https://t.co/ckoPbd3UsYTruer words were never spoken 🙏 https://t.co/P6FqqSPJCj
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @johnmaine @katiealllover Sending this tweet to anyone who asks me “What happened to that guy you were talking to?!” @CdyRnkn All aboard the Elgort Express 😩❤️Forgive me father, for I have simped https://t.co/0U8rLY18dEI’m still very much obsessed with Ansel Elgort and have been since I was 17. Too be or not to be ashamed 😂🤔POV @AnselElgort https://t.co/bd74nhS6xg @BBYSPICE_x @OGBobbyGabriel Out here thinking I got genuine advice or some shit 😟 4give me father, for I have simpedsummer in Arizona: 2020 edition https://t.co/kXljir8xTt https://t.co/rELR7NC7Bn
Retweeted by Call Me AriThe Killers - Mr. Brightside https://t.co/CemFvSwszY
Retweeted by Call Me AriJune https://t.co/6Rw0LR0Tea
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5/19
2020
@ShaqDjsAnything Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs https://t.co/aeVYM3sMvl
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @nathanaelsass @themostemily @kvngkhishawn LISTEN“When I start to feel teeth” https://t.co/PFVMrlwHcn
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5/18
2020
@CdyRnkn Nothing but respect for my self care king 🙏🏼“HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF TH… https://t.co/QliN2lwsJT
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @OGBobbyGabriel YERRRRRRRRR(I love you)RRRRRRR
5/17
2020
@themostemily Somebody come git herrrrrI have 37 tabs on my tongue rn. We are not the same. https://t.co/88cjQzUelU
Retweeted by Call Me AriValentino: ty so much ily EDC Las Vegas!!! Disinfecto: *wipes down the whole mixer & CDJs* Deorro: we’re gonna have… https://t.co/QTnbBdZiAF
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5/16
2020
This year taught me that putting yourself first isn't selfish, it's necessary
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @OGBobbyGabriel I’m just laying in bed staring into the void and overthinking, two of my favorite pastimes 🙃
5/15
2020
hope that $10 vodka cran on mill is worth it tho https://t.co/JiaFXSR9KP
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @marcrebillet Me dancing in the mirror at 4ambout to hit this and forget about her https://t.co/0wLAycMUYl
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5/14
2020
@OGBobbyGabriel Degrade me captain
5/13
2020
If you see me saying TITS in the chat just know I’m telling you This Is The Shit not actually tits but like tits are great too so ya
5/12
2020
@akaD3V My heart goes out to you dude. Endless respect and appreciation for you being there for your moms during th… https://t.co/sey4dihqUsmy little brother who’s almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will jus turn off his hearing aids when he… https://t.co/nKrjP1ykA8
Retweeted by Call Me AriDoes anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @themostemily Roger that chief!When you’re tripping balls and walk past a mirror.. https://t.co/8TaeyRDjlk
Retweeted by Call Me AriIf he doesn’t fuck with Canes sauce let that man go
5/11
2020
Happy “I didn’t go through with the abortion” day
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5/10
2020
@OGBobbyGabriel @Tannor_Yonker Actually met him at Dirty Disco 2016 😂 @OGBobbyGabriel @Tannor_Yonker Yessir I used to be a TrvpNghtz girl @OGBobbyGabriel Bro I just got back from sedona with ya boi @Tannor_Yonker CoOl Ur JeTs. Ain’t no reception in the boonies 🥺ur watching Netflix and this guy nervously puts his arm around u, wyd? https://t.co/ld40VPaB0f
Retweeted by Call Me AriThe world would be bleak without DoorDash drivers https://t.co/kidZRKuCyb
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @OGBobbyGabriel You already know the rest of Twitter still up too fam. Time to embrace the cracktivities at crackhead hours y’all
5/9
2020
old mcdonald had a farm X Æ A-12
Retweeted by Call Me Ari @OGBobbyGabriel Oof
5/8
2020
this isn’t a mad-lib it’s a complete sentence ok
Retweeted by Call Me Ariyour 20s are fun until you realize
Retweeted by Call Me AriIf I tell you I’m “living the dream”, I’m crying out to you for help
Retweeted by Call Me Arithis dude tried to say some dumb stuff about onlyfans and my mom was like “u thought lol” https://t.co/HW6jIHmYbp
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5/6
2020
I do not know how to shake my butt https://t.co/wDKWfKibER https://t.co/nysrrkSzgf https://t.co/G1bmEiInJ0
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5/4
2020
@iscscott A true king 😩❤️Welcome. There's drinks and snacks in the back. https://t.co/v31sHijjSz
Retweeted by Call Me AriHeard chef 👨🏻‍🍳 https://t.co/2pF8womaOkThis tweet aged well https://t.co/tUMtcLpZ57
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5/2
2020
@OGBobbyGabriel Fukn GOLD 🤣🤣Ask him if he could throw on Slob on my Knob https://t.co/fvK44Tu7Mi
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5/1
2020
1-800-I GOT HACKED SRY FOR THE DMS 🙃🙃My friends, hurry up ! @ogyosty @animalologist @Jason_Beards @KatieHindman97 @SickMade__ @janaaaastyhttps://t.co/Jq4bzphE5RCAAAAAARRRRRLLLLLLLL 🤠😫 https://t.co/7CU0dvF0Zh
4/30
2020
@J4CKMULL @ariana_elyse_ ☀️☀️
4/29
2020

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