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Cohost of the podcast @HellOfAWay with @inthesedeserts, retired soldier, picture taker, dad joker, Ben Sisko stan. Regional Emmy Award Winner, gunfucker

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You can actually play fourth dimensional chess https://t.co/ANYewl4ThMIt's "congrats on the sex" day for the boysBack on my soap making bullshit https://t.co/6szCsTSVtI @Xaniken @mansoortshams Surprised they also didn't trot out the "shoots 96 billion rounds a minute" statTank or technical? https://t.co/m6aPSAGqtn @AliceAvizandum She knows https://t.co/J77dPg3jfPSporting mine with a little decoration, thanks to @ArmyStrang. Great Father's Day gift from the wife and girls.… https://t.co/lXdzju5r8b
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6/20
2021
When you never again have to untie your shoes to take them off or put them on https://t.co/BulhdoKvGS @ski2point0 https://t.co/PEcupbjF9R @TheeFantomas All old movies (15 years old) are cult classics nowBasement is the coolest place in the house. Time for an impromptu man cave for the weekend https://t.co/QPsqnXBrb7 @melonpost Not legally through an FFL but person to person sale is legal and doesn't ask that question so might be a Grey areaThere is a parallel universe where people say my burger stank and it means something different and sometimes our wo… https://t.co/FTvrYAO3Vm
Retweeted by American PropagandistApplying for a weed card was the fastest I've ever been through a doctors appointmentCan someone build me a lego suez canal? https://t.co/wEqhLqmI1L
6/19
2021
@inthesedeserts Slugs and snails? Is there a labour convention happening?,?! 😂😂😂Meanwhile https://t.co/CyMPPv0v6sThank God she's out of her awkward teen years https://t.co/X3nZOI2tXk @ebruenig Looking forward to trying to explain Transubstantiation @swolecialism Who's doing it now? @MandHF Oddly enough, all the Christians were fine with thatMuch easier than beheading his wifeAlright fine, let's start the Church of America. https://t.co/RmMaP95Ff7*Unfurls a list of catholic high holy days and feast days* https://t.co/haQA5cYf1jAir shows in America are the same as military parades in Russia. By which I mean they're cool as hell @thetomzone https://t.co/I78FgbdkodNext Tim just give me the money and I promise to not be this embarrassing https://t.co/QdR7JZvTe8 @vagrunt They're all orcs to meI want to grab that scene from Lord of the rings where Sam is marveling over the war Olyphants but Photoshop all th… https://t.co/LxmUXFzYNRCanon https://t.co/rpPaRhVnQ8
Retweeted by American PropagandistLol owned https://t.co/jfhXOwONSbKEIKO IS BRAINWASHING CHILDREN WITH CRITICAL SPECIES THEORY! CREATES NOTHING BUT DIVISION BETWEEN BAJORANS AND CARD… https://t.co/e5pYGePkPS
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6/18
2021
@Xaniken We stan an Ice Technical @Tankgorl You need the correct mental illness to post like me @Andr3wisnotcool We've talked about how fucked up gun laws are in general, though never done a real deep dive into… https://t.co/qAxnSRhL6wWhat if John Wick was better? https://t.co/CEWVex7bvP @rodneystubbs @FinessaFudges Hopefully you can lay down and have a little nap @LibertyPrimeUSA Smartest one in the roomI assure you that whatever you think I think isn't what I'm thinkingTweeting about American gun ownership rilules because when it gets some traction you have the left wing and right w… https://t.co/8sBwHbKMmO @FearTheFloof Ah I see @FearTheFloof This certainly was a South side rental until I bought it and slowly making it normal @FearTheFloof That's a solid core door and the peel and stick is because the hardwood was so fucked up I just want… https://t.co/C6U8kmsS3FThe Air Force getting to wear ball caps is why China is winningGot a whole house they can be in and yet they're stinking up my office https://t.co/Hyad8FtKcy @3Atomix @tracisfine @JoeSilverman7 Can you show me where I said I'm against people owning ARs? @JasonHi24758365 Do you have an actual argument or are you just going to strawman all day? @JasonHi24758365 I'm not a communist. At least insult me correctly @JasonHi24758365 Correct, specifically if your opinions are shit @logophobe It's a milkweedOh you're from Kansas, private? Wish you could go home to your girlfriend? Guess what, she's playing Prarie Pussytoes with Jody nowThis sounds like something a drill sergeant would accuse you of playing with Mary Jane Rottencrotch https://t.co/eSREaafol6 @CommunistHouse1 For the longest time I didn't because I didn't want them to "win" but have discovered it just makes me loseIn 2021 were using the block feature more often @Xaniken After we get done selling this meth we're headed to Vietnam to finish what we started fifty years ago @_cat_communist_ Yeah, I'd be concerned about domestic terror cells, but the myth of the Vietnamese Farmer expelling America is bullshit @GroundedReason I wish they'd get it right. If I was gonna ban any kind of gun it would be pistols @tracisfine @JoeSilverman7 I don't give a shit if you own a bunch of ARs, my guy. Go wildThe best service I offer is being the base of strawman arguments for all sides of the political spectrum https://t.co/WqN7yWwKoD @JoeSilverman7 I don't ever remember crying about ARs in civilian hands but go off I guess @juanyfbaby I mistyped. I meant a cat https://t.co/QTJ17Iehqi @juanyfbaby That's why I got a car Mix it up a bitWe gotta find the dumbest and most arrogant people to argue the sidesDeadliest Warrior: Clausewitz vs Sun TzuWhen you're a blood relative of a genocidal dick, you can either be a Noor Bin Laden, or you can be a Willy Hitler https://t.co/qsoHxlzMhW @KristianMagnus5 @musdurken Well there was a whole north Korean army we were fighting too
6/17
2021
Where you dumbasses gonna get some T-55s from anyway?If there is one thing we can say based on history this country is good at, it's killing uppity ConfederatesTwelve Cletuses with long guns in a busted up F150 does not equal the Viet Cong https://t.co/hPNRzl9pdJ @MelRanette Lego batman @earlyamhistory Instead of Barabas, they offer the crowd a minion to crucifyIt's getting weird in the discord https://t.co/pARXrz4aceA fun history game is to pick a year and try to decide who would be the person the Minions would be following in that timehttps://t.co/Y10nLjSh1Z
Retweeted by American PropagandistI'm sorry, I forgot an important entry BatManuel - yes on special occasions @adamjschmidt I do not hane answersAdam west - yes Michael Keton - yes Val Kilmer - enthusiastically George Clooney - yes but makes it out like he's d… https://t.co/Pbmpvvx3SIKinda miss making mix tapes and CDs. 12 to 14 songs and that's all you getUninvited guests https://t.co/7opIQJkoWRRECORDED TODAY: @ArmyStrang and @inthesedeserts talk about Army property books, missing weapons, and marvel that so… https://t.co/7Hc5teUMnD
Retweeted by American Propagandist @NeolithicSheep Tweeting it from my bed @shocks There would be a party there every weekend @offbeatorbit Big deal, I lost weight in the pandemic too and no one is asking kind of geopolitical consequences it hasI like this concept. Do we have a bouy for where Red Hot Chili Peppers decided to form up?Get in the boat kids, we're going to see where a bad song was written https://t.co/eFBjd7x0dVThis week on the bonus I made @shocks watch 300 part two. Listen to us discuss how ancient naval warfare is much li… https://t.co/jxNY7xx3F4Batman doesn't eat pussy, but Catwoman rolls up like https://t.co/GQVIrKPQpwI'm glad star trek is getting to be more accessible and hopefully more popular. There's a lot of centuries of feder… https://t.co/69W6LBQqDh
6/16
2021
Instead of this nonsense, become one of the radical leftists. We're the pipe layers https://t.co/JEAlQXRiINAbsolutely love how James Baldwin speaks https://t.co/AYC8cpgdxbNintendo E3 announcements are just a rotation of their biggest IPs and whatever else they're doing with them and I'… https://t.co/gKQsvhhRiH @kcmunoz_ I'm not bi, but I have concluded that gender is just a marketing ploySCOOP: We obtained the first public tax records of right-wing site The Federalist's nonprofit foundation. It took… https://t.co/f73DGR4MdJ
Retweeted by American Propagandist @wastubbs Chromecast still relies on me using the youtube app. I don't blame Roku for a badly designed UI on a third party appGoing to jump on the Google hate train and say the youtube app on Roku is nearly unusable and moving all the stuff… https://t.co/BQqWmEZLHnIronically hitting a pipe made me more of a radical leftist https://t.co/8CcQGm1Zo3 @cav_pac Y'all have obviously hit some kind of pipe @Dhiler727 I'm the 9/11 generation and all I got was this stupid deep seated fear and mistrust in people both insid… https://t.co/UnUgpcu7E5What's fun is to try to translate what a civilian thinks these are. Is a grenade launcher an M203 or an M320? What… https://t.co/4HofsgPMOiThe fuck were you going to do anyway, make up other excuses to not go out?
6/15
2021

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