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CB @ascannerburkely chaos at feast

writer: Nightscript, @DimShores @NoSleepPodcast, @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.

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Joined Twitter 11/28/16


People on disability/applying for disability received no extra assistance during this time. While people eligible f… https://t.co/P2MUpa2Mur
Retweeted by CBWhat if, instead of letting poor people die due to lack of healthcare, we *didn't* let poor people die due to lack… https://t.co/AAgG4ouDJT
Retweeted by CBDemocratic and Republican lawmakers want to know why the state’s Department of Health counts deaths so strangely. https://t.co/NOiIKPqCsu
Retweeted by CBIn my medical opinion, it’s normal—important even—for women to have a WAP. Vaginal lubrication is common & orgasm e… https://t.co/hkaekTuJUG
Retweeted by CBI. am. Without. Words... https://t.co/8HPUG1ZNvC
Retweeted by CBA new Hulu series based on Silvia Moreno-Garcia's horror-fantasy novel MEXICAN GOTHIC is in the works ◆… https://t.co/vorv4mMEyH
Retweeted by CBDo you like to do research? Want to help out a nonprofit on a short-term project and get paid to do it? We’re looki… https://t.co/XNkEdShHgO
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Retweeted by CBLol dudes will scream “slob on my knob” word for word and crying abt WAP 😂 bye lil boy
Retweeted by CBThis is a terrific book by an awesome author. There are only a few copies left, so grab yours. https://t.co/wQFq75icuJ
Retweeted by CBlove having the upper hand politically https://t.co/2mxSUPO4Kn
Retweeted by CBremember: @lowtheband is heavier than your doom metal band. https://t.co/ZvdqeMVaZb
Retweeted by CBWith the Blade As Witness by Sloane Leong (holy shit that artwork!) is a dark fantasy novella (w/ mechs!) that took… https://t.co/geXX5o8iSuI worked on stories in S&TT8 a little at a time for the first half of the year, finished a month ago. Many old fave… https://t.co/sS83tqm3eNNew video and single on Bandcamp. #areyoulistening @Collidemusic @taslimur https://t.co/pfqB2TeFkA
Retweeted by CBI cannot emphasize enough how enormous this is. In 2017, Emily and I talked for a story called "Science Celebrities… https://t.co/hnjj0qK0eR
Retweeted by CBIn a perhaps not too unsurprising turn of events, Joe Biden, touting his time as VP for Barack Obama, has named him… https://t.co/ok3ZGJNFtz @TyphoidMeagan I used to know the whole dang script by heart! Was an obsession really, for a time"Copycat" is a movie I loved in the 90s (right alongside "Scream," appropriately enough given some similarities tha… https://t.co/CT0ByvxUy8It's been three years since A11 & A12. A good time to revisit this piece by @EmilyGorcenski. https://t.co/UeRiSUynCv
Retweeted by CBLeonor Fini's "Rogomelec" is a novella that strips the decadent novel to the bone through a sparse, Surrealist lens… https://t.co/4p7FZH0povUnreal. This has been a brutal year at SCOTUS for voting rights—right when the pandemic is surging and the threat t… https://t.co/57FiwIPrlK
Retweeted by CB @roller_jon Killed himself on TV after getting scapegoated for a conspiracy he wasn't involved in. Strongly advise… https://t.co/76OxHjRYbNTodd Keisling's "Scanlines" was great, practically custom made for me. Cursed video compelling people to suicide? E… https://t.co/XPM7AkoSAqI still have not opened the email and I'm okay with that, for nowLooting, specifically in response to police violence, is actually an extremely rational and precise form of protest… https://t.co/RrWnUQajTc
Retweeted by CBThis Esquire interview with James Baldwin in 1968 should’ve been the final word on looting in America.… https://t.co/VKAbe4RtHs
Retweeted by CBMay (following months of no reading) I reread for maybe the 5th or 6th time this classic of the obscene. "Story of… https://t.co/6RX5BDHJahEaster eggs primarily started out as a celebration of the works of Georges Bataille and only over decades of time d… https://t.co/Wt0qkXFahv
Retweeted by CBWeird tweet for the 3 year anniversary of the Unite The Right rally and Heather Heyer’s murder. https://t.co/S6lKylXPFZ
Retweeted by CBTONIGHT :: HEALTH ON AGE OF QUARANTINE :: 8PM EST/6PM PST :: INSTAGRAM LIVE :: @saintvitusbar https://t.co/87MIxuUXcT
Retweeted by CBthis is so upsetting to me i can barely even form words to speak on it. https://t.co/0nXPdbU1Zb
Retweeted by CBThe Council is holding a hearing tomorrow on the safety ordinance. Send them a message now ⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/oNPzvVjcIZ
Retweeted by CB @ascannerburkely your best tweet ever
Retweeted by CBMr. Wet Ass P-NutDevil's Advocates: It Follows by Josh Grimm A nice quick study of one of my favorite horror films, worth a read if… https://t.co/t8qRXTet59Receiving word that the VP nominee is to be (earpiece) Mr Peanut? Shrewd choiceJan: Started off 2020 reading Brooke Warra's "Luminous Body," an excellent combo + twist on cosmic horror and body… https://t.co/8Qg3EU5WqzThread: Since I'm actually getting some reading done this year I'll post some thoughts on those books here as I hav… https://t.co/CFefkkznk5$300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts https://t.co/t3qeKtREjw
Retweeted by CBThe door finally opened. https://t.co/EuX7052Qhf
Retweeted by CB @PeterBeinart If I were choosing a career path i would simply choose one that wasn't predicated on ruining people's livesIs anyone else having the most trouble waking up every morning. I convinced myself that if I didn't leave my bed I… https://t.co/edmsF1XRWH
Retweeted by CBUntil morale improves the posting will continueWhat if we kissed...to celebrate the abolition of all education and medical debt...Ben Shapiro makes other people who haven't had sex with their own wife look bad
Retweeted by CBTick tock tick tock https://t.co/uZchrJFBmFSome have not received these messages in the jesting spirit in which they're intended...sad!Almost done, should finish "The Course of the Heart" today. It has been a long time since I had the feeling of "i… https://t.co/ZiL2jHbWDQToday on the website I've got three biographies of notable women that you really should read. One was of one of the… https://t.co/LBdnGb0AS2
Retweeted by CBIf you think looting is bad wait til you hear about a police operated torture site intentionally kept secret from l… https://t.co/WGXtj9DpoC
Retweeted by CBBefore Breonna Taylor, there's a depressingly long list of black women who were killed in their own homes or homes… https://t.co/Hl9uyyo73P
Retweeted by CBNo one wants to hear about "wet-ass ass" hmm curiousSo the Secret Service shot an unarmed man https://t.co/OxN45YKWM7
Retweeted by CB30-50 feral VP picksI finally broke down and listened to the video of that anti-mask guy getting carried out of the store by his son an… https://t.co/og54SYhNVD
Retweeted by CBTerror crocodiles are famously close relatives of the murder hornet, actually. I was surprised too https://t.co/26zSh6CvFA @ABC7 Who needs child labor to keep a society going when you can just use child labor?My VP pick? The woman Senator reading this post.what they forgot to mention was CPD shot a 15 year old https://t.co/rkiMP8m2sx
Retweeted by CBJoe chose me to lead the ticket while he takes the VP slot. It's better this way.Still reeling from yesterday's revelation... Is it possible to have so much negative energy as to be the Twitter ma… https://t.co/ExSC9G3dVpSo glad to be safely on the other side of this, reinvigorated by the sense of community that enables the nation to solve problemsit's going to be Tim Kaine again, timestamp this
Retweeted by CBvery demoralizing to live in a country that consistently, and almost solely, rewards only the most corrupt, harmful… https://t.co/bcjipDEKFx
Retweeted by CBJeff Bezos has decided he will not end world hunger today.
Retweeted by CBSo help me God I'm starting to think God needs a little help... are you doing okay these days buddy???I have never heard of a video gameWhenever I wish you a happy b-day I'm mentally pronouncing it as "bidet" FYIDisabled people are so distinctly qualified to help address what's going to happen next & I don't know how many non… https://t.co/NEWM7GnTss
Retweeted by CBOlly reviews one of the new Penguin Classics #ScienceFiction releases, Trafalgar by Angélica Gorodischer… https://t.co/b7IzmRkMTc
Retweeted by CBCan't believe this needs saying YET AGAIN Reviews are for readers, not authors, but if you tag an author in a revie… https://t.co/q6QLFTQlHe
Retweeted by CBCPD has been terrorizing Chicago for weeks now and there’s no reporting on the child they shot. Just concern for a… https://t.co/qZNPEK1yGk
Retweeted by CBa hobby of mine is explaining to public defenders outside nc that you can be tried and convicted of a misdemeanor a… https://t.co/lxs9KJboPT
Retweeted by CBWe really had to call this “Manifest Destiny” on tests in school instead of rape, pillage and genocide. https://t.co/8IvD8PleJW
Retweeted by CBThey even made an emoji for it, Bean!!!Ben to his wife's p-word: debate me this instant https://t.co/Y9zzs2MXis @classiclib3ral @benshapiro Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Ben Shapiro
Retweeted by CB @benshapiro I'm sorry your wife has never squirted. DM me her email and I'll change that for her
Retweeted by CBused to be if you liked a tv show or book or whatever you just kind of enjoyed it but now you are conscripted into… https://t.co/VJMiqCPhfG
Retweeted by CBI had to say goodbye to my mom dying of COVID over zoom. But I'm sure your brunch, your bar hop, your party was worth it.
Retweeted by CBNo words “Woman asked for compassionate release. The prison refused. She just died of COVID-19” https://t.co/Ed5wHyoY4h
Retweeted by CBThis kind of news is just a slow motion disaster for libraries and archives, especially those that preserve film. W… https://t.co/6oqoEkaV0o
Retweeted by CBthe post office shit feels like one of those things that everyone is going to realize should have been a bigger story a few months from now.
Retweeted by CBMe when my tweets aren’t hitting https://t.co/uAizcDco8J
Retweeted by CBLet’s stop hating kids for maybe two seconds and see how it goes https://t.co/kyDPRPwbF8
Retweeted by CBwe have a new character in the rotating cast of confederate vigilantes plaguing charlottesville’s downtown parks -… https://t.co/uLSzgVk98K
Retweeted by CBWho cares about Biden’s VP. Senators Harris, Markey, and Sanders have a Bill that would give everyone $2000 a month… https://t.co/18933V7gbj
Retweeted by CBPlease do not lube my wifeThis went from fun to the most satisfying experience of the month. https://t.co/CqyJ7jtkvT
Retweeted by CBSeems like a good time to remind everyone that US police steal more shit than everyone else in the country combined. https://t.co/xtYRBGogyn
Retweeted by CB @fingerbIaster Wet Ass PaymentsAmerica needs us to cancel rent. https://t.co/74EvaooJ05
Retweeted by CBI know this is parody but as a medic in NYC do you know how many times I’ve been told I can’t go cause I can’t affo… https://t.co/MbxqeGShqo
Retweeted by CBBREAKING: Waluigi has reportedly boarded his private plane heading to D.C.Not as relatable as I'd expected I guess *oh well* I guess there's more for meIf you can’t handle the concept of a wheelchair in D&D you lack imagination, history and a sense of adventure. The… https://t.co/W5KOge0iQy
Retweeted by CB*WILD HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN* https://t.co/kHmYgIjdig
Retweeted by CBThe Secret Gateways, a three-hardcover box set by @MattMBartlett & @jon__padgett with artwork by Harry O. Morris &… https://t.co/F2yzbbqebk
Retweeted by CBReading Harrison's works often reminds me of Virginia Woolf's quote: “Life is not a series of gig lamps symmetrica… https://t.co/iNIoQQvlTC
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