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writer: Nightscript, @DimShores @NoSleepPodcast, @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.

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*I put on my robe and Witcher hat..*I wrote an analysis of Biden's inadequate and irresponsible COVID response plan for @proteanmag. Have a read: https://t.co/hPsJMhJGYx
Retweeted by postelevator horrorThe news is so fucking bleak now. https://t.co/eIggz01nte
Retweeted by postelevator horror(while pouring a can of beans into a pot of boiling milk) God i love british style food
Retweeted by postelevator horrorPlease, Clifford the Big Red Dog is my father It is very difficult to explainlol the ready player two publisher is DMCA'ing people making fun of passages from the book. Very Good https://t.co/ryMkxN1PRn
Retweeted by postelevator horrorThese "checks and balances" seem to come in handy to prevent mass economic relief but no where to be found when its… https://t.co/pZXoFOAU1y
Retweeted by postelevator horror @TheEpicDept She was so close tooTIL that the writer Gene Wolfe helped invent Pringles and was the inspiration for the character on the packet. https://t.co/39QDjnVHat
Retweeted by postelevator horror @hwhittenwrites Am I to believe that there are both a wolf and some leafless trees in this book???! (Looking very hootworthy!)New Belk https://t.co/Zkh8s9nag0I just got first pass pages and I am HOOTING and HOLLERING https://t.co/xaIVxNOwrk
Retweeted by postelevator horror @jayewatson Sounds about rightDeeply resent being corporeal
Retweeted by postelevator horrornarrator: it was not important to use genuine Microsoft softwareFeels like a good time to link to this again. https://t.co/cZR8FnrfYb
Retweeted by postelevator horrorClifford the Wred Ass PuppyThat the Democrats could have made DC a state when they had a trifecta in 1993-1994 or 2009-2010 and yet didn't....
Retweeted by postelevator horrorCOVID has gotten this bad not because of people seeing families, not because of socializing, not even solely becaus… https://t.co/SnL9ka0Ffr
Retweeted by postelevator horrorSorry but you're never gonna convince me a dog is that bigThe name's Witcher. James Witcher. @RyanLizza can't believe people are attacking this guy for things he did rather than things he hasn't done yet
Retweeted by postelevator horrorGet Fucked New York Times. This is grotesque and so disrespectful. https://t.co/P6K8HF4IaI
Retweeted by postelevator horrorThe Mothman Prophecies > Hillbilly Elegy
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Retweeted by postelevator horror @CNNPolitics Gonna go ahead and guess that this could not be more wrongThe sale will likely lead to the loss of editorial and marketing positions and imprints, leaving fewer outlets for… https://t.co/Qznt1dhcio
Retweeted by postelevator horrorPivoting to video (for Thanksgiving and Christmas)Stoked the Dow hit 30,000! BIGGEST EVER! fuck yeah https://t.co/tOWFwxluwM
Retweeted by postelevator horrorMaybe blow Player Two torso into stringy briskety chunks that'd be pretty cool @ascannerburkely RIP King https://t.co/zIicNSKOMA
Retweeted by postelevator horrorShout-out to whoever that teacher wasI would simply not allow the screw to be turned again in the closing chapterMeghan Markle won't see the all of the nasty shit you write about her but your friends who have experienced miscarr… https://t.co/hrRd1YycQZ
Retweeted by postelevator horrorRhode Island A state-run psychiatric hospital has allowed “close contacts" of coronavirus-infected patients and s… https://t.co/FTq2eXooiX
Retweeted by postelevator horrorthe reason the covid aid bill that the house passed has died on McConnell's desk is because republicans want to pro… https://t.co/PNIM82v5za
Retweeted by postelevator horrorWho called it Videodrome & not Say Yes to the Flesh https://t.co/hwFRyXmrYE
Retweeted by postelevator horrorIt doesn't do an effective job examining the way drugs have ravaged the area because of poverty and hopelessness be… https://t.co/INVCKzYvsL
Retweeted by postelevator horrorHillbilly Ellegy: Yo. I'm from KY and I have knowledge and a particular understanding of hill people. This film is… https://t.co/tAK24pgDr7
Retweeted by postelevator horrorThings that will happen when there’s a PRHSS monopoly: -fewer imprints and fewer editors -ever-shrinking midlist -f… https://t.co/FNpfze9t7j
Retweeted by postelevator horrorYour chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero. 🦃 📸:Peeping “Tom” spotted looking through door a… https://t.co/v42UJ9nliy
Retweeted by postelevator horrorI would like to read another profile of William Barr's guiding faith and also on how many people he thinks he can kill before February.
Retweeted by postelevator horror(whispering to date) that's Player TwoMonster Manual? You mean the Boyfriend Book?
Retweeted by postelevator horror @JennaEllisEsq Evolution by natural selection @parochialnimrod @maltyhops @JennaEllisEsq She was an actor in the "Black Hole Sun" video @JennaEllisEsq anthropogenic climate changeGifts for men: -orb -a bunch of orbs -a really big orb
Retweeted by postelevator horrorWow ready player two is wild https://t.co/p74eYxMzUD
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Retweeted by postelevator horrorUS held dozens of children, including a 1-month-old, at border for several days in last 2 months… https://t.co/Eef03sxCpM
Retweeted by postelevator horrorIf I had to bag up houseless peoples items and tents and put them in garbage bags, I would quit my job.
Retweeted by postelevator horrorClarion West is hiring! We seek a Program & Communication Assistant (part time) and several Real-Time Captioners (h… https://t.co/rSOMxkg1Ze
Retweeted by postelevator horror“ur missing 10 assignments” ok and i neva asked to be born
Retweeted by postelevator horrorAlso remembering this tweet, which has not gotten any less weird since the first time I read it: https://t.co/ZNWGHIFNza
Retweeted by postelevator horrorToday is a good day to remind you "Hillbilly Elegy" is a movie about Appalachia based on a book written by a ventur… https://t.co/MLTrCWOz5o
Retweeted by postelevator horrorim not sure how a society comes back from a place where teenagers get whipped into such a Politics Frenzy that they… https://t.co/KmM0jdNMq8
Retweeted by postelevator horrorTrump, Christie, Mr. Ben Carson & crew can get admitted to the hospital w/ ZERO symptoms. They get pumped full of e… https://t.co/kJ9R5iizWt
Retweeted by postelevator horrorThis is so disgusting in so many ways. https://t.co/n4GkQ7z6oH
Retweeted by postelevator horrorAbout to punch the gold rings right the hell out of this animated creatureBefore laughing this stuff off, everyone would do well to remember how Trump’s similar spectacle about how fraud co… https://t.co/zgcO7TRoxt
Retweeted by postelevator horrorSequel pitch Face/Off 2: https://t.co/G2BcpVxU8i
Retweeted by postelevator horrorWHERE IS OUR MORAL COMPASS? Today, the Dow topped 30,000 for the first time. Our highest earners are now doing bett… https://t.co/3IkE1O122l
Retweeted by postelevator horrorI would kick the Sphere's ass, telepathically @MummyMaster420 Nerve-wracking, refreshing the resultsSilicon Valley loves disruption until you wheel a cannon down the road in front of their office Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Retweeted by postelevator horrorwould you ever sit on a toilet
Retweeted by postelevator horrorAnd that's it. Hudson County will continue detaining immigrants from NYC--and perhaps New Jersey--for another 10 ye… https://t.co/Sjk6PAOjUo
Retweeted by postelevator horrorI know for a fact that you relate to this postLet people enjoy people, places, and ideas, too.Furious at myself for this, but also bringing a deeply forgiving nature to bear on this crisis @ascannerburkely Gregor Salsa is the Tostitos ascot we need right now tbh
Retweeted by postelevator horrorThey tried to throw out Black votes, Joe. https://t.co/YHe6jBKsy3
Retweeted by postelevator horror... is a thing that I tell myself every dayTwo Players, One CupMeghan McCain? more like Meghan Mc... Meghan Mc... uh... Meghan McCourt-Ordered-To-Delete-Tweets. boom https://t.co/kSTHncpLP9
Retweeted by postelevator horrorSamsaFrankly I wish a lot more of L.A. was kept "confidential" I'm tired of hearing about it!!!Gregor Salsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find himself in 2020 am I right folksPitch: Lawnmower Man but it's a slasher about a guy who stalks and kills with a ridiculous lawnmowerWrestling is fake just like skydivingReally I think "Tank Woman" would be more appropriateTank Girl is a movie about a girl who likes tank topsAll Diddy Kongs are a type of Donkey Kong but not all Donkeys Kong are a type of Diddy Kong @ascannerburkely He'd tear Katniss in two, Bone Tomahawk style
Retweeted by postelevator horrorAgree! https://t.co/jOG0Y3l4PL https://t.co/yHqgLZpym8Still thinking about the movie "Gattaca" once in awhile, and how I haven't seen itRunning Man would decapitate Ready Player One within like 3 minutesImportant to remember. https://t.co/AcAKCbNQoT
Retweeted by postelevator horrorI would simply choose both the lady and the tigerRepublicans: doing as much harm as possible for as much time as possible in as many ways as possible. https://t.co/3t38yih0Zm
Retweeted by postelevator horrorRepublicans: doing as much harm as possible for as much time as possible in as many ways as possible. https://t.co/negWJWAsPC
Retweeted by postelevator horrorThey just kill people for the enjoyment of it. https://t.co/3t38yih0Zm
Retweeted by postelevator horrorU mean Kamala used to have this job and never prosecuted a cop? I am shocked 🤡 https://t.co/EfqUVg1C9y
Retweeted by postelevator horror @thedailybeast @HCTrudo Doesn't add upFuckin lmao https://t.co/y5KnzDuDgw
Retweeted by postelevator horrorCompletely fearless about using a semicolon in a post. A freedom many of you would do well to fight for for yourselves.Present day Sour gummy worms did not evolve into the sour gummy bears you see in stores today; rather, they share a common ancestorThe Forest of Chattery Teeth
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