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CB @ascannerburkely chaos at feast

writer: Nightscript, @DimShores @NoSleepPodcast, @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.

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Omg I have CHILLS. This is an ANIMAL. I'm guessing it's over a hundred feet long, forming a spiral in the middle of… https://t.co/1XFSTN7Fof
Retweeted by CBBREAKING NEWS: Louisiana just released COVID-19 data which shows that African-Americans account for 70% of ALL DEAT… https://t.co/5vMxh56fir
Retweeted by CBThere should be a Muppet Star TrekMOTHERFUCKERS, I’M 39 AND THIS IS MY THIRD RECESSION https://t.co/MapL6AcNDy
Retweeted by CBRepublicans continue to bet that there will never be the political will to hold them accountable for their decision… https://t.co/FDznLMXZ32
Retweeted by CBTrader Joe’s workers have been demanding protective equipment, hazard pay, and appropriate sick leave from their em… https://t.co/CpDXjsNg9n
Retweeted by CBBritish people are always like, (*putting beans on bread or somesuch as an allegedly singular food item*)BREAKING: Wisconsin state Supreme Court rules on party lines, 4-2, overrides @GovEvers order to postpone tomorrow's… https://t.co/pGXxUkjJUX
Retweeted by CBGoing viral. @elivalleyhttps://t.co/zTaATX7As9 https://t.co/Fgvh3yHvf8
Retweeted by CB @BootsRiley https://t.co/cgFNcjkCsNBesides the Hyde amendment, Biden has spoken out against Roe V Wade many times since 70s, worked on legislation to… https://t.co/rE5vn4tBsl
Retweeted by CB @Alyssa_Milano Since we all know you're about to delete it https://t.co/ai5RyR28WV
Retweeted by CBMy thoughts are with Boris Johnson and his family tonight. Thanks to the #NHS staff for their hard work and dedication.
Retweeted by CB @NICKinNOVA @TonyBeast1957 @bbclaurak Agree to disagreeScoop: Target's delivery app (Shipt) workers are striking tomorrow. They're demanding the bare minimum: paid sick… https://t.co/y5Z1SFRMrx
Retweeted by CBall texts must legitimate their insipid thrills in this filth
Retweeted by CBThis administration has continually chosen to ignore the needs of Puerto Rico. People are dying -- Puerto Ricans MU… https://t.co/Kc9wibBMkG
Retweeted by CBIndict them for attempted murder. https://t.co/RutH2YeMWg
Retweeted by CBWe’re a small found footage art collective that’s been building a world for 12+ years, and to have a billion dollar… https://t.co/qXXi64RwvL
Retweeted by CBExplain to me how you can walk into any mall in America and build a BEAR but we can’t get universal health care
Retweeted by CBIt's an incredibly bleak statement on the Democratic Party that there's a very decent chance Trump wins in November… https://t.co/af4UtwR5RC
Retweeted by CBlook at all those chickens https://t.co/KkVvtxj0X0
Retweeted by CB"perhaps you could take it on the chin, take it all in one go and allow the disease, as it were, to move through th… https://t.co/vA0hhmWU6v
Retweeted by CBof real knowledge there be little, yet of books there are a plenty
Retweeted by CB*Central Park is turned into a mass grave for coronavirus casualties while Andrew Cuomo slashes Medicaid funding by… https://t.co/26ReA86jsP
Retweeted by CB @JuliaHB1 Just try to remember who advocates cutting health care servicesLiterally two weeks ago he proposed culling the elderly https://t.co/I5mxspRg7e
Retweeted by CBWe May Dig Many Graves https://t.co/fyMRbcmLn0
Retweeted by CBSo the Republican answer to an unemployed generation (the largest in history) would be what? https://t.co/GhiLTezsXy
Retweeted by CBtfw when you have been training your whole life for this one moment https://t.co/y91BLTpB2E
Retweeted by CB @Alyssa_Milano @JoeBiden Explain it again we didn't catch all the details"Do you see a sign outside that says "Dead K*ren Storage?!" @McJesse It's cus of all the Italian charactersToday I was informed by @Equinox I will not be paid over $8000 they owe me for content/copywriting. "Equinox will n… https://t.co/zKIt8YxDlb
Retweeted by CBwe are the daughters of the karens you couldn’t burn
Retweeted by CB @NICKinNOVA @TonyBeast1957 @bbclaurak It's a bad look to kill a bunch of people by purposely preventing them from g… https://t.co/WxBSyRyYL6 @RobertP19011441 @Taniku_224 @badguycop @anyantinoise @ALANBURTT @RepKarenBass @RepPressley Yeah we're talking abou… https://t.co/dQpOb3mQKD @badguycop @anyantinoise @ALANBURTT @RepKarenBass @RepPressley Doesn't sound like you value Liberty and the Constit… https://t.co/3GK6on6nvp @RepKarenBass Okay get rid of all cash bailAs the kid of immigrants, the "Karen is a racial slur" business is hilarious. My mom named me Karen (and gave my… https://t.co/DF7iVLUzPt
Retweeted by CB @NICKinNOVA @TonyBeast1957 @bbclaurak Why, is there a risk of him not getting adequate care due to right-wing policies or something?Thanks @wpri_feed @TimWhiteRI for helping us inform of the new date for Presidential Primary - June 2 and our mail… https://t.co/f57898ZJHi
Retweeted by CB @NathanJRobinson Sounds like what Warren said in her interview the other dayThis is incredible, Milano says that she is deliberately staying quiet partly because Joe Biden is "a decent man th… https://t.co/8LGQb7b5XI
Retweeted by CBRepublicans are pure evil and are trying to push the Wisconsin primaries through. This would be an amazing selling… https://t.co/NHb1qQZA7l
Retweeted by CBImagine if the Democratic Establishment opposed Donald Trump’s mishandling of this pandemic with the same energy they opposed progressives.
Retweeted by CBA prisoner at the Edna Mahan Correctional Facility for Women in New Jersey says she was left "basically for dead" i… https://t.co/vtW5yi2tRt
Retweeted by CB40% of Americans can’t afford a $400 emergency. I’m not sure this is the best approach. Other counties have kept… https://t.co/Nzo3nje8Ij
Retweeted by CBOne thing I can’t stand more than Mitch McConnell is poverty. Kentucky has suffered from them both for long enough.
Retweeted by CBSeems like our society needs a lot of work done and yet the market is not allocating job openings!Making a prison pipeline for people who are violating recommended public health practices, therefore guaranteeing t… https://t.co/XZu3gaHLWa
Retweeted by CBI'd say that Gerald and Absentia are my two favorite by F/lanaganI am similar to the Wisconsin primary in that I also give people only 1 day’s notice before I completely shut down
Retweeted by CBFor the millions who are out of work, fear not, top Dems are linking to the Yashar Ali gofundme. Man, this timelin… https://t.co/ON7wDKwsiw
Retweeted by CBWatch Anthrax drummer Charlie Benante, Testament guitarist Alex Skolnick, and Suicidal Tendencies bassist Roberto "… https://t.co/Fhl0ZAPcxb
Retweeted by CBJust yesterday, @JoeBiden refused to call for the Wisconsin primary to be shut down, feebly saying to "follow the s… https://t.co/gMhOX1ZwXr
Retweeted by CBhahaha he had to add "serial" bc biden is a rapist https://t.co/eeIB8lYEYc
Retweeted by CBIt is with heavy heart that I must report the Bros are at it again, very toxicly insisting that sexual assault accu… https://t.co/w9aLJyG13KDonate to @covidbailoutnyc and https://t.co/ltKxnK7oys to get people bailed out from Rikers and immigration detention centers.
Retweeted by CB @Alyssa_Milano Who exactly do you think has weaponized itMax Boot was a cheerleader for the Iraq War and pushed for an invasion of Syria https://t.co/bSv0y3Uwgq
Retweeted by CBToday, Ben called the NYS unemployment line to finish finalizing his claim 197 TIMES. 197. Every single time it e… https://t.co/38bwYsV33L
Retweeted by CBThe first person to die on Rikers Island was caged only bc of a “technical” parole violation. He committed no crime. https://t.co/a5iUMlY9lw
Retweeted by CBGood news, Wisconsin Republicans won't get to live their lifelong dream of actively murdering people for voting aga… https://t.co/K0gHy4X9Qb
Retweeted by CBneat https://t.co/m24gVG2un3
Retweeted by CB10,000 Americans have died to Coronavirus, but there are still people who insist it's not "that big of a deal." Fo… https://t.co/Sz5AJGjR7O
Retweeted by CB @mviser @GovWhitmer Joe is a big boy now, growing so fastEXCLUSIVE PREVIEW: Behind the scenes of The Departed 2, filming a tense confrontation between the two leads. Mart… https://t.co/HgGnEm4LdiWhen you're Leonardo DiCaprio and Leonardo DiCaprio shows up on the screen the first time https://t.co/Dq5Uh7Ry1W"In order to defeat a rapist, we need everyone to suck it up and vote for our rapist," is not going to be an easy s… https://t.co/qYKkGxEzmpI would just choose not to nominate a man with a 40 year political history of racism and sexism, who's been credibl… https://t.co/1RMtIJCeOR
Retweeted by CB @robreiner Are you his fucking doctor?Hi, real person with real mental illness here. Can we not use mental illness as a synonym for monster? Thank you! https://t.co/4rS1ZgMymr
Retweeted by CBClimate is nowhere to be found even on the list of things Pelosi allegedly wants but can't push for because reasons… https://t.co/IIisF9sDrW
Retweeted by CBinfrastructure week we hardly knew ye https://t.co/hNuZcY786s
Retweeted by CBhttps://t.co/0aOIOxWYgYMost projections have the US losing 3k+ people a day at this point. Hard to see this as anything other than tone de… https://t.co/RCxvAGskeR
Retweeted by CB"Casual hookups" implies the existence of ranked competitive hookups
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Retweeted by CBgood news: Florence Pugh will probably bake a cake on instagram tomorrow bad news: because tomorrow is Z*ch Br*ff birthday
Retweeted by CBPeople so excited to blame millennials for stuff they don't even bother to remember how old we areI haven't seen the movie but my understanding is that it's basically the above tweet for two hours 30mMe (losing at everything): this is how I winmessage to my enemies: when the revolution comes you're not just gonna get the wall, buddy, you're gonna get four w… https://t.co/ebcDeOT50w
Retweeted by CBI will be dropping mad science today. https://t.co/3JCXWWuY7j
Retweeted by CBWe bickered over which would be better: start it anew or remain eternally inert?Don't forget to double-tapKarens With Attitudes
Retweeted by CBWhich type of coffee drinker are you? https://t.co/343XdXkey3To help w/bills while I look for a job, I’ll be #selfpublishing my last book, THE PROPHET: “The cult leader excomm… https://t.co/H70BbMRzjk
Retweeted by CB“Karen is a slur” ok Hermione
Retweeted by CBThere are a number of short stories in anthologies and collections that deserve to get in front of more readers. We… https://t.co/7UUXoXnued
Retweeted by CBCancel it all right now. https://t.co/oPHnbznYcz
Retweeted by CBStart a new sentence just to find out where it takes you, up to and including hell itself.
Retweeted by CBNew: Amazon workers in Staten Island are walking off the job again today. Advocates say that warehouse employees ha… https://t.co/ctNpbFM5II
Retweeted by CBCancel it. https://t.co/NLFPg3DASl
Retweeted by CBDon't murder disabled people. https://t.co/6DfbvbEtoG
Retweeted by CBWhy aren't congressional Democrats calling for Trump to resign
Retweeted by CBby its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from… https://t.co/B6KwUYpvIV
Retweeted by CBThis is a complete insult to humanity during a crisis that demands that we take care of one another. I can't BELIEV… https://t.co/ZsRUYPIlje
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