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writer: Nightscript, @DimShores @NoSleepPodcast, @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.

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Medical Police is pretty good so far. David Wain show on Netflix.What do you jerks think you are doing? | Growl | Arcade https://t.co/CGqtWTyml3
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererNew Sexual fantasy idea: female therapist tricks me into drinking a potion that turns me into a XBOX ONE display at… https://t.co/yK7BOQD8MA
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer[#Sundance Review] @Shudder’s ‘La Llorona’ is a Slow-Burn Haunting of the Political Variety, writes @HauntedMeg https://t.co/2s6EcrfxhH
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererDudes will watch baseball and ignore their goth girlfriend... Like bro, you're worried about the wrong bats.
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer5 years ago, St. Paul police officers shot & killed 24y/o #MarcusGolden. Though Marcus’ mother was a Reserve offic… https://t.co/eoY2pVEJ4j
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererI Became An Invisible Man And Went Undercover To Where My Wife Was Committing Adultery And Watched Her With A Melancholy Erection
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererTrump’s Bare-Shouldered Harlot Prays for Involuntary Abortions — and Cash. https://t.co/mKAk2MVhOJ
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererMalthusianism is ecofascism https://t.co/UnbTo5N8CF
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer"Tunes 2011-2019" situates Burial as one of his era's defining musicians. https://t.co/Zcepub338m
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererListening to Buildings https://t.co/5Mlh9m9hrN“Daft Punk Is Playing at My House” and Other Times LCD Soundsystem Were Lying Sacks of Shit https://t.co/iDXOWa3BG5
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer"A town that once boasted the largest percentage of black residents of any large Southern city found itself in the… https://t.co/9jYk0kgte6
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererFor all of my future posts, please mentally prepend the phrase "To be clear," as you're reading them(Periodic reminder for the rest of us that Twitter's direct messages are "non-public," not private messages; aren't… https://t.co/nsBl8m2W8b
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer[country music plays in elevator] ME: I hate Toby Keith HIM: This isn't Toby Keith ME:(leans into his face) I don't give a shit who this is
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererThis James Hetfield bitch misses his kid’s birthday to go fly to Russia and shoot bears. I straight up hope this motherfucker dies
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererI can’t stress this enough: the Human Rights Campaign absolutely does not speak for the LGBTQ+ community. I’m genui… https://t.co/HPUov1pQJy
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererIt's kind of amazing to consider just how far the Democratic Party and their celebrity spokespeople will go to keep… https://t.co/4P9sXxNvA6
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererFrom the minds that brought you "Party unity, my ass" over the prospect of a black president https://t.co/1jLviiBUU4Toddler has opened my eyes to the truth: the entire grocery store is stocked with the poop of the future.
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererPeriodic reminder that this famous nazi book burning photograph was them burning the Magnus Hirschfeld library, whi… https://t.co/DWZIXhBuFm
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererLet us not forget in 2017 Neera Tanden’s CAP donated $200,000 to The American Enterprise Institute to “protect demo… https://t.co/eyjruEj68K
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererThe Nazis murdered trans people, exiled our doctors, and burned research into our medical care. https://t.co/mgk1goUWWr
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer @spacetwinks A delicious threatWe were supposed to have the pee tape by now not all these other boring tapes talking about foreign policy and murdering ambassadorshttps://t.co/9QQkclkawi
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererSearch this guy’s timeline for transphobic slurs and you’ll find way worse stuff than the person whose record of co… https://t.co/55ddVLQ09N
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererFirst paper in my Visual Cultures of Afrofuturism course is a critical analysis of the DIRTY COMPUTER Emotion Pictu… https://t.co/CSvXzp6h03
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer @jessicajonesing @slimyswampghost I had literally forgotten the name of that movie even though I liked it and it to… https://t.co/y71CebgbRV @slimyswampghost The Taking of Deborah Logan I think I'm not big on found footage but that and Lake Mungo are good imoOh shit... https://t.co/Vk0acYNmGv
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererAgainst All Logic, the pseudonym of composer and producer @nicolas___jaar, is releasing two new songs next week: https://t.co/ifhWe3mSd6
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer @robop_style Makes sense for that tooI’m 44 and my kids are 12 and 9, maybe @UHC thinks I’ve lived longed enough or that young children don’t really nee… https://t.co/bSHxTjwM7V
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererDiagnosed with metastatic breast cancer in my SPINE but @UHC won’t pay for the meds my oncologists want. @UHC would… https://t.co/COE6mb9Bb2
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonererthe hoops you have to go through to find a fucking primary care doctor is insane. @UHC find a doctor function is le… https://t.co/pqVCDK3D6V
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererSo this insurance agent from @UHC comes to my parent’s home to tell them about their supplementary plan for Medicar… https://t.co/19qeSbTBqd
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererCan't believe the guy infamous for disrespecting troops on a national stage on the campaign trail would disrespect… https://t.co/Klxu2YlPPMAmazing how the people who are most adamant that gender is biological and not socially constructed are also the mos… https://t.co/Y0Jrl18cKh
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer“We command all satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now” — Special Adviser to the White House Faith and Opportuni… https://t.co/XWWNb1RMyg
Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonererhospitals don’t even be telling you how much anything costs
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonererhttps://t.co/l9bdSbyp4k Black Tundra
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererPronouncing DogRates like a Greek philosopher
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererWaters' "This Is Not a Drill Tour" will be presented in the round at 31 cities this summer. https://t.co/r7aIiMS1yc
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonererthis website is a nazi playground
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererIf Joe Rogan wanted centrist Dems to accept his ignorant views on trans people, perhaps he should have written Harry Potter.
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer“All obsessions are extreme metaphors waiting to be born.” —J. G. Ballard https://t.co/vo8bEtGus0
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I think that it is important for us to just get everything out in the open! @amprog, care to respond? #NeeraTanden https://t.co/vrOpCk9Eij
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererBen Sisko (*picks up baseball) Me: oh shit
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererSorry folks but documentary style comedies are out and we're going back to absurdist spoofs whether we've still got Leslie Nielsen or notMalthusian thought is bullshit, and yet here we are.
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerer[to the transformers theme] in heaven, everything is fine
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererOverpopulation rhetoric is the “middle school biology PROVES there are only two genders” of ecology
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Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererTerry Jones 1942 – 2020 Beloved British comedy actor, writer and director. Also a medieval historian, documentary… https://t.co/mcBuqw9j7L
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererWhy does Frasier, the largest of the Crane brothers, not simply eat the smaller ones, Eddie and Niles?
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererOne of the best Frasier gags is how they prove that psychiatry is an elaborate lie meant to suppress thetans
Retweeted by Unsanctioned BuffoonererSo hitler youth is a thing now, made possible in part by appropriations passed by the democrat controlled house of… https://t.co/dVMhDpGuQY
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