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Phil The Sheep @aSheepie UK, probably in a field

Linux, computer and boardgame geek. Likes cheese. Martial Artist. Very Metal. B-movie zombie film lover. Cats. Evil leader of the Woolly Legions Of Doom (tm).

3,354 Following   2,349 Followers   88,007 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/5/09


Granny! https://t.co/L8nZtlNl7c @13sarahmurphy @damocrat I still can't believe that more people aren't challenging them on simply saying that they'… https://t.co/P7rWyRO2OpFarage claims 8 senior Brexit Party figures were offered peerages if they were willing to stand down candidates. If… https://t.co/7MYVBeEBbz
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11/15
2019
@_TheGeoff But that F-T-P is already being planned and has sod-all to do with Corbyn @_TheGeoff My mate works for a BT company and we've had many chats about the challenges they face which the outside… https://t.co/SobpY43hG8The name is Bond, James Bond. And you are? https://t.co/0mAF8MvWjv
Retweeted by Phil The SheepEvil Overlord (self employed). He-Man is a dick. https://t.co/C7wGMU8Ksl
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @DiceAndNames @NorthStarGames Ah, damn you, too, haha - @5games4doomsday was waxing lyrical about the joys of that… https://t.co/H4mZ38IsE8You are correct, Bucketeer. The UK performers & writers change w/ EVERY election, passing the torch, giving fres… https://t.co/Ct4rY3v9Lx
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepDealing with upset people: 1. Say “there there” 2. Tell them not to worry 3. Offer a hot drink 4. Remind them it co… https://t.co/dhOW3hMNuq
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @aethre Love, ass, and popularBeauty Happiness Crabs https://t.co/joMfcTAu7g
Retweeted by Phil The SheepStill In The EU! #2019in4words https://t.co/YCPGnm8sEg
Retweeted by Phil The SheepFreedom of movement is not uncontrolled & unlimited immigration @patel4witham. And neither does immigration put a s… https://t.co/IqtW3FBrJs
Retweeted by Phil The SheepMoss-covered skull and crossbones on a grave at the Bruges cemetery in Belgium. (Photo: Osbidian Urbex, Tunebm) https://t.co/eWPmr8jfN3
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepA few more pictures. https://t.co/gAZUruwMC0
Retweeted by Phil The SheepProtip: don’t ask a hardware store employee if a hacksaw can cut through bone. Not everyone finds that joke funny. Sorry, Lowe’s lady.
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepIf your socialism involves throwing migrants under the bus, maybe you need to rethink your socialism.
Retweeted by Phil The SheepBefore I settled on the "sad child in a rubber raccoon mask" userpic, the Novelty Train card from the (underrated)… https://t.co/XwrULZQmjb
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @aSheepie @CountBinface @aflaminghalo There’s a nice rundown on the history here. Lord Buckethead is dead; long li… https://t.co/S4pOdSJTsf
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepJust a reminder, I've got these adorabke little winter bobble hat paper clips in my shop for £2!… https://t.co/fDktH26Ia8
Retweeted by Phil The SheepIf Lord Buckethead reinventing himself as Count Binface to stand for election against both Boris Johnson and a diff… https://t.co/Rs1BS1ebPV
Retweeted by Phil The SheepQuestion: How old is earth? Priest: 6000 years Scientists: 4.543 billion years Unix or Linux sysadmin/developer: 49 years
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep1/4 The “control over our borders” argument stems from the belief that migrants (espec certain groups) are a “threa… https://t.co/HmlEF51nK7
Retweeted by Phil The SheepIt means that for the first time in three years plus the country will come together - and laugh https://t.co/M1a9j0cshd
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepDigging for Britain is returning very soon... Series 8 - and it's a good one! Hundreds of archaeologists have been… https://t.co/v9mzw14rtO
Retweeted by Phil The SheepFinally got all the bodice pieces put together last night, heading to @hackaday Superconference tomorrow, excited t… https://t.co/ubGDZbWi2y
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Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @drmarielouise So imagine you are really poorly, arrive at A&E and are assessed - yes, you definitely need to be ad… https://t.co/XdFeOgrFjB
Retweeted by Phil The SheepNHS privatisation has already arrived - this practice in Brading is set to close and leave 4,500 with no GP, meanwh… https://t.co/FgXvlMmMWU
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepKitten goes on a magical Roomba ride! https://t.co/WqNU4wjV90
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep#bbcpm #pritipatel ... https://t.co/XGBif9cHNA
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @ArielDumas The bubbles created by a blue whale's fart, is large enough for a full grown horse to stand inside of.
Retweeted by Phil The SheepCleric: “No, I will not heal your wound.” Fighter: “But I was injured in DIRECT conflict with evil!” Cleric: “It… https://t.co/9g6kTotPNw
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @barbaramcthomas @ArielDumas Wow, I never thought about that @ArielDumas “Upper case” and “lower case” letters are called thus because print shops stored the pieces of metal ty… https://t.co/fFHPnMyNcA
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @CountBinface @aflaminghalo Who the hell had copyright on Lord Buckethead?HELLO! I was Lord Buckethead in the 2017 Election but I have since renounced my peerage, partly because I promised… https://t.co/alWO9YgIdt
Retweeted by Phil The SheepUtter tosh. Ted keeps pushing this & refuses to accept facts from experts on these sorts of predictions. Ones who'v… https://t.co/e0XzwAFDej
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @JolyonMaugham Like watching a blindfolded elephant attempting to juggle
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Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @EwaSR @aSheepie How is this the best and worst thing I've seen today
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepIt’s flooding, Remainers are fighting, and the Telegraph is advertising a 110-seat majority for a mop-haired narcis… https://t.co/fZxjBIA9tB
Retweeted by Phil The SheepChilled to my core by the woman at a 12pm showing of The Irishman who, after hearing Robert DeNiro say “the only wa… https://t.co/jL3P6dYzIX
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepThis shows once and for all how the Tories have falsely stripped disabled people of social security. >> Over half a… https://t.co/mqUUXu2DBV
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @AlexForsythBBC @sazmeister88 Brave Sir Johnson ran away https://t.co/LQPD3j2cHu#JohnLewisXmasAd Human girl abducts baby dragon - maybe its mum was killed by humans. Expects it to fit in with hu… https://t.co/bwumKLyNm3
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @girlsthatgameuk I swear by half a lemon and a tablespoon of honey in hot water, in addition to Lemsip, when I get… https://t.co/IfS8Scjrw8Troy at the British Museum (BBC Radio 4). https://t.co/VLDBuabs06
Retweeted by Phil The SheepDon't forget to tune in tonight at 8pm (UK time) to see @GamingRulesVids' unboxing, learning and solo playthrough o… https://t.co/W1hrj3lPkY
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Retweeted by Phil The SheepPsst! The Tories scapegoat migrants to distract from their own litany of failures in government, pass it on.
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @girlsthatgameuk Do you put real honey and lemon in it yourself? @mikegalsworthy Nah, it's not delusion, it's carefully trying to set the narrative that they're the only reliable i… https://t.co/YXfKZL1LOrThis “EU is enemy of science” line is something I saw Eurosceptic Tories try in 2013. They’ve not moved on. Sinc… https://t.co/7pWUY9Ik3D
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11/14
2019
@dalisochaponda I know it drew an intake of breath, but spot-on with the Pocahontas to Weinstein parallel. I always… https://t.co/ImY5NrdAFCStill my favourite Twitter account. https://t.co/CzdSqkqKEo
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Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @paulwaugh @damocrat @BorisJohnson They also taste awful and have very little nutritional value @honzadam @stfutony Yup, exactly the same as the end of the millennium was 31st Dec 2000. Why do dates seem to be s… https://t.co/jJSGrhxi0z @GoPlayListen @gamepitpodcast Knock at the door? I didn't hear anything. Red boxes, no, I don't see any new red box… https://t.co/rpyzlSXdO4 @GoPlayListen Oh yes, and don't forget Cthulhu, beer, and tales of @gamepitpodcast spitting dust!Which then would (of course, only in theory, as this DEFINITELY isn't happening) then mean that the turn lag and tr… https://t.co/TmxQRIOKHHBut if all this _had_ come to pass, it would mean that I could now run 8 or even 10-12 people concurrently in two h… https://t.co/KqGhHLGKqZI definitely haven't got more stuff arriving express shipment (only a fiver) today - that's also absolute lies. @GoPlayListen any allegations that I put my extra PitchCar stuff out a while ago and thought the track was still a… https://t.co/a860BpVvG1Why do car center dashboards all still look like skins for WinAmp from like 1999 https://t.co/bFjNm4bIKV
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep @fast_roxy @redhatman I do tend to use "Johnson" but I see your point with it. Although I thing if it's not the old… https://t.co/xKG9D1NoGpWhartson Hall played a (gasp!) modern day Call of Cthulhu adventure last night. I'm not entirely confident that my… https://t.co/VUcqdeWKZK
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11/13
2019
Farage’s Leave .EU adopted a 420-page Brexit plan in 2016. It‘d take 20 years, involve single market membership AND… https://t.co/EJ9Re7W66f
Retweeted by Phil The SheepIf they were adults: “Hi Jo. We’ve looked at the figures and Labour can’t win in Richmond. We’re going to stand as… https://t.co/tZO3PaHFT1
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep“By hoying a prostitute out the fire escape, doing a gargantuan load of beak & brushing my hair with a bread roll.” https://t.co/V5OSgymgMn
Retweeted by Phil The SheepThis is your regular reminder that EU membership allows us to apply for money from the Solidarity Fund to help with… https://t.co/pE5d8K5jc9
Retweeted by Phil The Sheep"Elise can you come over a sec" https://t.co/WoZkEQveZW
Retweeted by Phil The SheepWOW, Greedo, shouting my safe word??? that was supposed to be between us
Retweeted by Phil The SheepBarbarian: (scribbling furiously) Barbarian: “How ‘bout THIS one?” Wizard: “STOP TRYING TO DRAW MAGIC RUNES. ALSO… https://t.co/HKp48c6lWX
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11/12
2019

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