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Leading OSS Advocacy & Eng @Microsoft @Azure ❤️ @GoogleDevExpert Working with Go, Linux, & Web 👩‍💻 Loving on @girlsnamewillis ❤️💅🌈 #BlackLivesMatter

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just circled back on something and it felt fucking amazing. later today I’m gonna touch base. this feeling is what we’re all chasing.
Retweeted by Ashley Willis (McNamara) @markwragg Nope. There is no trick. 🤷‍♀️ @nearwood You did.The most proud I’ve ever been is when I lost a hundred pounds and didn’t become a diet and exercise expert on the Internet. @sdmouton @girlsnamewillis Luckily he’s the chillest most helpful person I know 💁‍♀️ @sdmouton Turns out it’s a pretty common diagnoses. Just trying to gather all the data points possible 😞 @sdmouton Oh, I read that as born at 32 weeks not diagnosed. Did she go on bed rest? @sdmouton How long was the NICU stay? 😌I spent so much of my life wanting to be grown, to be taken seriously, but now I just wish y’all would let me eat m… https://t.co/IH5Xmnu64RPANDEMIC: no in-person conferences this year ME: eh that's ok PANDEMIC: so you'll have to buy your own socks ME: excuse me what the fuck
Retweeted by Ashley Willis (McNamara) @Gary_Barclay Yes, I’m *very* intolerant of people who don’t believe certain groups should have basic human rights. @JK_Dynamic_D Yeah, that was the worst @jengates @LilyNicholsRDN I’m not sure that’s helpful to me at this point but maybe it’ll help someone else in reading the thread. @EricaJoy For a baby not complications 😭 @EricaJoy I cannot wait!!! 😍 @EricaJoy I was so cocky thinking I could be 40 and pregnant with no problems 😅 @juliaferraioli Yep! Those were for friends. My parents still got collect 💁‍♀️😬 @jdooley_clt 15 mins later I’d see that green dodge caravan.Some of you never had to make collect calls and it shows.Before cell phones I would collect call my mom and when they said, “state your name at the tone” I would just say, “bus stop” and hang up.
8/5
2020
@melissawm I’m only 32 weeks so I’d like to keep her in there another 4 if possible 😬Preeclampsia. Not ideal. 😭 @phlatphrog @matryer and I will work on it and by we I mean mostly Mat 😂 @cdr Yes, but this is different. I'm talking about allowing intolerant people around my children, during those inte… https://t.co/AbfEttcuHqIntolerance isn't political anymore and your "politics" matter now more than ever. It's not about left vs right it'… https://t.co/lBzhBYBhmCThis thread has been interesting. Some folks agree and some folks want their children to "form their own opinions"… https://t.co/eX1hc7UIRFSo many problems in tech are related to mismanagement. Train your managers. Make sure inclusion and anti-racism are… https://t.co/1BXbAaPr7g
Retweeted by Ashley Willis (McNamara) @editingemily @greshock @QuinnyPig VERY interesting social experiment 🤔 @CoreyDMcCarty Well, she won’t be around people anytime soon anyway. 😬
8/4
2020
@nicolefv I think you have to believe your problematic to not be problematic 🤔 @polotek To answer you more clearly, it’s more justification of beliefs/“opinions” than self awareness. @polotek I’ve had conversations about why I don’t want them in my life anymore, but when it comes to my child there… https://t.co/UMHMtuQdhf @anjuan @bryanl It’s definitely still worth fighting for. I’m not giving up — I’m just spending more time in areas… https://t.co/CVoLpMnzzS @ElleArmageddon https://t.co/GhQkAW2gqB @GuenP In this house racism isn’t politics. @RMGirlUK All he has is a married sister but I’ll let you know if she comes on the market again 😅I’ve been craving strawberries so my angel husband made it happen. I want to marry this man all over again. https://t.co/n2JUqnqXLU @taraw People get real entitled when it comes to babies for some reason. @jonjohns65 This being my 3rd baby I’m very familiar with this. 😬 @bryanl Sadly agree. When you don’t care enough about the people around you to simply cover your gaping face holes… https://t.co/3vzK1OkgRF @abbyfuller I need something 😅🙄Like, I don’t need you saying dumb shit to my baby like, “All lives matter”The closer I get to my due date the more I hear from problematic people I’ve cut out of my life, how it’s unfair th… https://t.co/9W2Qi5CyEh
8/3
2020
Just remembered I have a vitamix https://t.co/JkCmFqoors @stephenaugustus @bitandbang @freeCodeCamp @Codecademy I really need to update that repo 😳
8/1
2020
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y @EricaJoy!!! (I can’t find a gif good enough for your TL ❤️❤️❤️)
7/30
2020
I have a joke about En Vogue, but you're never gonna get it.
Retweeted by Ashley Willis (McNamara) @storming Once you hit 30 weeks it’s a completely different beast. I’m exhausted physically, mentally, and socially… https://t.co/0ycHCpilQW @tlberglund https://t.co/V1m0WC6Zps @texmandie Exactly the same feelings here! I’m not due until Sept 25th but I’m taking leave starting Sept 1st... sh… https://t.co/rWrq0gFzqh @fdevillamil Oh, he’s already in the know. We’ve had long conversations about this and he’s very intuitive. I have zero worries. @fdevillamil Your pregnancy sleep deprivation isn’t the same. At all. 😂 @jessica_schalz It overheats me 😂 @jessica_schalz You may, but if it’s a pillow or a wedge I can guarantee I’ve tried all of them 😅 @jfug_ I’m definitely anemic and have been on iron for months. @MelyssaMinto I’ve been without my ADD meds for 8 months now and I’m struggling. 😭Especially dads because y’all been sleeping until the baby gets here. 😂Third trimester exhaustion is debilitating and let me stop you before you say, “Just wait until the baby gets here”… https://t.co/CcUUio7coy @film_girl ❤️❤️
7/27
2020
@RedRoxProjects Yayyyyy! Look at that sweet face!! https://t.co/pqcnTj9AcI
7/26
2020
@boinkofscience Yeah, that’s better. I got too distracted doing my own tweet @bitandbang I almost said, “but I have to do the dishes first” because it’s always something boring like that @bitandbang Me too. Ohhh shiny things 😩 It’s not ever shiny things 😂I have a joke about ADD. I’ll tell you later.Thank you, plant twitter. Your enthusiasm in the comment section was overwhelming and also confusing. 😂 @voldemortensen @electrifying Too soon. 😂What I’ve learned 🌱 Too much sun is bad 🌱 Not enough sun is bad 🌱 Too much water is bad 🌱 Not enough water is b… https://t.co/maA7wnNY6n
7/25
2020
@b0rk I just bought a meter! 🤞 @ceeoreo_ That is one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen 😍 @voldemortensen It’s not. I’ll try moving it to see if it helps @kylie_robison I’ve asked you about this plant! I’m beyond help. @RSWestmoreland Good lord. 😅 No idea, tap water, it’s usually cold, and I use superthrive supplement. @asgardener Plants with docs?! Yes. That’s what I need. @TheAmyCode JFC I might not be ready to be a plant mom. Come take and save this plant. 😂 @shelbyspees @TristanLombard2 This plant is like 50lbs and I’m very pregnant so it stays where it is @badapprentice It’s dry because I gave up. lol @lmcarter621 I don’t know?! I water it on the same schedule as the other one but obviously give it more water. The… https://t.co/9V3AV1aN9s @resource11 https://t.co/HEaTjLrPkh https://t.co/N916envMMULike this one. It’s dying and I can’t save it. I have a smaller one in my kitchen that is doing well and I can’t fi… https://t.co/Duxxxsf6aq @techgirl1908 I just... I love them. I want them. I water them. I kill them.People who are good at plants. How? @andrewwatson @bketelsen @flowchartsman @azureadvocates @erikstmartin @arschles @sigje @bitandbang @robconeryhttps://t.co/pfmiJOo4rt @bketelsen @flowchartsman @azureadvocates @erikstmartin @arschles @sigje @bitandbang @robconery @ryan_levick @as_whttps://t.co/PyzSgIqMF9Still cute 💁‍♀️ https://t.co/Xzl4XqH18q https://t.co/zB9JzclcHF
7/24
2020
@CecilyWillis4 Can’t wait to see yours!Floyd is a very iconic figure and If you're looking for something interesting to watch while on quarantine then che… https://t.co/XoPlOHI1Y8 @techgirl1908 @floydnorman I met him and Adrienne at a Flickr mixer in 2005. Neither of them introduced themselves… https://t.co/TZ6Ex4361Q @rothgar @floydnorman The coolest, most interesting, and humble person I've ever met.It's not every day that an actual DISNEY LEGEND paints art for your nursery. 😭😍 https://t.co/GgPjtcgWhN @shanselman @film_girl just bought this. 😳
7/23
2020
@EricaJoy OMG SO CUUUUUTE! @GarthGilmour It depends. Lately she’s been mad that the hallucinations are always hungry and think she’s God. @PaigeCWilley She has all of this but the shaking. She has a hard time with motor skills for sure, but I don’t thin… https://t.co/spp59SgI3V @GarthGilmour She gets very mad at her hallucinations 😬 @PaigeCWilley My mom hasn't been officially diagnosed yet, but she has declined rapidly. Just don't know what to expect. @GarthGilmour My mom is having hallucinations now. Her decline has been rapid to say the least.
7/22
2020
@sparkycollier @jilljubs @sogrady @RandyRainbow I've never felt fancierToday will go down as the day I got drawn into an epic Twitter battle between a Microsoft employee and a "cheese" c… https://t.co/vzw8er7nVD
Retweeted by Ashley Willis (McNamara)
7/21
2020
@colpclark I was clean and organized while on food stamps. Being in poverty doesn’t mean you’re not clean.
7/20
2020
@anildash Exactly. 👏
7/19
2020

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