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A ☝️ @asim_tweets Manchester, England

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554 Following   185 Followers   6,099 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/28/10


Hey @BorisJohnson have you seen the documentary 'For Sama'? I really feel that if you did you would fully grasp how… https://t.co/mOEhqJIy5T
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1/22
2020
oh my fucking god you actually have to get home and make dinner with ingredients you buy for dinner and you have to… https://t.co/ePsgh07e3O
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1/21
2020
Landlords, no body wants a brown leather sofa. Do better.
1/17
2020
@Nike they done you dirty babes https://t.co/UAtDQtm3Ns
1/16
2020
The legendary bop also serves as a take-down of misogynistic abuse. https://t.co/6Lq0HjnHlh
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1/15
2020
I downloaded tik tok just to save this video https://t.co/dg8Nds0dEc
Retweeted by A ☝️fuck the shitting racist tabloids https://t.co/jlFkKf7qyEKim Kardashian-West Refrigerator Tour (VOICEOVER) https://t.co/jRNMl1lmLE
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1/11
2020
@HilaryAlexander I don’t think you’ll ever know the struggles of being in the spotlight to that level. Bad manners… https://t.co/8ZKGaCEoT9Buckingham Palace didn’t seem this disappointed by Andrew using his royal connections to party with Epstein. The Tw… https://t.co/9j9BorJ1QP
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1/9
2020
@royalacademy I love this account lots
1/8
2020
I can’t stand the sight of this piece of shit because every time I see him I remember that he beat Halle Berry so b… https://t.co/Q47TvmQQYO
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1/6
2020
the closest Greggs is a 23-minute walk from the RA and we can only apologise for this
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1/3
2019
Instead of goodnight my family say ‘bye’ to each other ? R we mental
12/28
2019
feat. (6LACK)
12/27
2019
Never getting over poor Gill on this yeno. Her heads chocker, poor bitch doesn't even know what day it is and gets… https://t.co/jopf42EtHQ
Retweeted by A ☝️No one: Caroline Flack: https://t.co/uoKahU45db
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12/24
2019
@poornabell Omg this is so fucking out of touch with the real world 😂😂😂 @BritishVogue
12/21
2019
why doesn’t the eastlands Manchester store stock truffle mayo? @asda
12/17
2019
We did it 😭❤️🐑🎄🦋 https://t.co/Cp80uhYdI9
Retweeted by A ☝️ @AldiUK obsessed with the king prawn chilli linguine 🌶
12/16
2019
you keep on taking from me but where’s my 10%
12/14
2019
wish I went with my gut and voted greenIsn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours a… https://t.co/VvZpMRJZOk
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12/12
2019
Init weird that Americans call gnocchi ‘no key’
11/30
2019
@VirginTrains I’m gonna miss you babes
11/28
2019
I feel like the new Charlie’s angel cast should have been zendaya, Emma stone and Jennifer Lawrence 🤔
11/23
2019
amazing https://t.co/XKkKS5AWuh
11/22
2019
@heckyeahbooks You really don’t get it x @joesefjoesef what time are you on tonight? X
11/19
2019
@GoldLink ave got take kids ta school int mornin. Stop fuckin bout and come out ffs
11/18
2019
@imacelebrity Kate to win x @imacelebrity your carbon footprint is terrifying and unnecessary
11/17
2019
Our career advice series is back, and this time it's a sneak peek into @OfficialPLT HQ 😍 https://t.co/stE6PG0wIZ https://t.co/jCAkx5bIti
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11/9
2019
your brain is sick & your eyes are bluuueeeeee
11/7
2019
@Nigella_Lawson I shaku on the beat as well
10/27
2019
@MENnewsdesk canal path by Beswick street. Rank. https://t.co/VemkT0GMZK
10/23
2019
White parent Vs Arab parents https://t.co/JJqpF4aIbo
Retweeted by A ☝️someone 1 take @spiceofficial phone neowwwwww 😭😂 https://t.co/ASw8sThbRE
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10/19
2019
Sugababes saw the state the world is in so came back to cheer us upWish I was half as happy as phil mitchell is at sea life https://t.co/Lx9TawqHOU
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10/18
2019
@SHMANGE There so much of it it should have been teedra feat xtinaLady Gaga pitching the Cheek To Cheek era to her record label https://t.co/2DNsYoCAN6
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10/15
2019
Fleabag is just Miranda but for people who got a 2:1 in their degree
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10/14
2019
This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it...... https://t.co/0YqJAoXuK1
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10/9
2019
High school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am My college professor: https://t.co/CSAAeqB5LX
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10/7
2019
Not deliberate, not random
9/28
2019
This is KFC not LBC don’t @ me. https://t.co/VOfnH5kb11
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9/6
2019
With summer winding down, here’s a sampling of what Michelle and I have been listening to — some new, some old, som… https://t.co/f41MILYSBr
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8/25
2019
@G00K0 I’m gonna shag him x @Charlieallan164 This is a part of the country where extreme wealth live alongside poverty. The local council have… https://t.co/6bxordSW0G
8/23
2019
thanks a lot u IDIOT thanks a lot rachel, thanks A LOT. thanks to u my chargers not charging on my ipad because it’… https://t.co/WlTUAWzd4N
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8/22
2019
so single that I’m flirting with my barber
8/3
2019
you get away with murder because you’re handsome
8/2
2019
Me claiming all the breast pieces from the KFC bucket. https://t.co/qLz3NYiK72
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7/27
2019
People who only eat fruit at a breakfast buffet are so classy
7/25
2019
Can’t believe I tried to chat up someone on the dance floor by saying “stop looking at me”
7/21
2019
ur doin great
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7/8
2019
Whatever colour Ariel is I just really want her to know that men aren’t worth giving up your magical powers for.
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7/5
2019
Spare a thought for all those people at Glastonbury who hate it and want to go home but haven’t got the guts to tel… https://t.co/sc0IiRl9xw
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6/30
2019
Girls love saying “I have a weirdly shaped head” so everyone will be like “omg no way you don’t!” You do, you cunt.
6/16
2019
Let. People. Be. Happy.
6/15
2019
does anyone under 25 bump into a friend out and not Instagram it with the caption “look who I bumped in to”
5/30
2019
@marksandspencer I feel like your peppercorn sauce is too alcholy and sharp. More peppery and smooth pls
5/27
2019
@simisear_ 💤
5/15
2019
How have we allowed one family to spell Courtney and Chloe with a K
5/6
2019
@GreggsOfficial when is the tuna bloomer coming back. Please stop playing with our emotions like this
5/4
2019
@ciara ‘Oh’ remains iconic
4/28
2019
been in London less than 24 hours and my 5 year old nephew has already fleeced me out of £45 🤦🏽‍♂️
4/19
2019
@SHMANGE I think about this at least twice a day
4/11
2019
I think about @KimKardashian telling @kourtneykardash she’s “the least interesting to look at” at least twice a day
3/27
2019
Are you really charging people £50 for this? @garagebrunch #fyrefest #bottomlessbrunch https://t.co/aXaRDVlXsJ
3/25
2019
11am and I’m looking up the McDonald’s USA menu and wondering what I’d have. I don’t have any USA trips scheduled. 🇺🇸
3/18
2019
When you’d say anything for your #PenGame2Challenge to bang 😂🤦🏽‍♀️🖊 https://t.co/SyEYNIz45v
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3/17
2019
I wish I had unlimited Wagamama money
3/16
2019
@Kavmeister Too much of a good thing. Except me.
3/1
2019
There are 29 Greggs in Newcastle https://t.co/Ll4NHNKcnW
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2/21
2019
David is dead, Violets are blue, The shoes that she gave me Were OLD MAIDEN type of shoes. https://t.co/Wv6Kt6EzN8
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2/15
2019
@MyPlantDr do you know why my plant has exploded into this shape? Can I cut it? https://t.co/HtIBynaMvp
2/13
2019
@kels_1x Didn’t happen 🥴
2/1
2019
why does it feel weird to eat chicken before midday? Why isn’t it considered a morning meat?
1/27
2019
Me, drunk-buying on Amazon https://t.co/waE3zPoLQs
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1/19
2019
no one: fish in grocery stores: https://t.co/1BA0EcpZ90
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1/15
2019
Happy New Year. Time does not exist. We all suffer and die arbitrarily.
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1/1
2018
@awspromo KFC FYI x
12/20
2018
my favourite pass time is watching videos of dogs looking at their reflections in mirrors
12/13
2018
hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride tryna get between allah & me
12/12
2018
@SHMANGE Aaliyah’s uncle prob owns the rights to that too
12/8
2018
@Harry1yo @_idiotbitch @KavmeisterU ever see someone eating their pasta that they made at home out of a tub and u be like damn bro u actually did it,… https://t.co/cZaIeIyFTX
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11/18
2018
Explains a lot https://t.co/CalmlcD3eu
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11/6
2018
@VodafoneUK N l# on n. P l. Yeah l. L. Lapping
10/23
2018
you wana love me, better love the lake
10/20
2018
Where are chickens ears ?
10/13
2018
I really really want to go to Jordan 🇯🇴
10/11
2018
anyone get rude il clench my fist and chin themI won’t not fuck you the fuck up. Period.
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10/10
2018

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