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Current art historian. Former Effective Communicator. Salary negotiable. References available upon request.

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Helmut Jahn, O’Hare Airport CTA Station (1984) Chicago, IL Photos: Keith Palmer Via Architecture (May 1987)… https://t.co/jsj5b43SLS
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5/10
2021
@kmpmurphy Mmhmm MMHMM @kmpmurphy It’s like everyone’s working out of the same broken version of Strunk and WhiteStill thinking about this sentence.
5/8
2021
Not redacting because that’s a wild sentence. https://t.co/QJRsDOq9p3
5/7
2021
The two genders https://t.co/OMfjZvS8hN @julietsperling Heist! 👤"Posted:05/06/2021 Formal Review of applications begins: Jan 31, 2020 Note: This position is anticipated to start Fall 2020" I'm so tired.
5/6
2021
@mlobelart I went back to the breadline. @mlobelart He then hired a Goya print expert. @mlobelart In an interview 2? 3? years ago, a dean asked me my thoughts on interdisciplinary collaboration. I sketc… https://t.co/IM3ZIx30MtAnyway, writing another cover letter.The fun thing about working on... whatever it is I work on is none of the art historians think it’s art and none of… https://t.co/VngtUuYd38Interest in that long and enduring 19th Century sure is long and enduring. @julietsperling Yes to TotL, but only the first season (and it was part of the empire, so it counts!). I’ve been me… https://t.co/WkVWCn0mhN @BeanGilsdorf Ooh no, will investigate. Thanks! @Swagato I considered doing a rewatch of the full series! @rokorumora Perfect. @jaxwendy I would think that if people don’t want their basements to be described as murdery maybe they shouldn’t h… https://t.co/Qm0LluAAEn @rokorumora Ooh. I don’t know Bloodlands: will explore. Thanks! And yes v much agree about Happy Valley.Also in a job interview this year, as a ‘fun’ end-of-interview question, I was asked what are my hobbies or interes… https://t.co/hGzY6yFixQIn the hierarchy of British murder shows, where Broadchurch and The Fall are at the top of the rankings, The Strang… https://t.co/vIUSvnEY3K
5/5
2021
No one in this dang city knows how to park. https://t.co/x4UY1EmQpD @rokorumora This is full-on madness and I’m sorry, congrats for making it through, and, truly again, I’m sorry. @rokorumora Just as they did in 18th century universities. Preserving a noble tradition! @rokorumora Well now I’m mad at that place for yet another reason. Also: what in the world.But truly wow that it’s being sold for the first time in almost 50 years https://t.co/gwinx2jJm8I choose to believe that the person drafting copy thought ‘I guess it’s a significant collection. If you’re in Dubu… https://t.co/hTWZ9Jiipt @gregorg @LloydWise Come for the incredible Amie Siegel talk. Stay for the dulcet toned James Meyer having more of… https://t.co/YSK6hN7ffm @LloydWise Have you seen Amie Siegel’s Dia lecture on Judd, which opens with a discussion of 9 1/2 weeks shooting a… https://t.co/bWsTBfUY15
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5/4
2021
My question is not about that.The shift in text color is maddening.Actually I do have one question... https://t.co/EGozCGVmkb"A positive, energetic, and welcoming manner with self-confidence and a sense of humor." This feels like a red flag.Maybe I’ll keep the one with the free books.Considering resigning from all lingering ‘service’ commitments since I’ve a) been doing them for free b) run out of… https://t.co/arTF7qrrTb
5/3
2021
I wanted to tell a story that illustrates how architecture is complicit in perpetuating racist & classist systems o… https://t.co/0ddmHt3qzb
Retweeted by Atrophic ParenchymaIt’s not properly Brutalist until someone photoshops a cat perched on it https://t.co/nrgdZVHePrThe Loop (1992) Engraving by Chicago artist John A. Knudsen (1938-2014) https://t.co/nEPorrbEf6
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5/2
2021
Went to @WilliamstownArt for the first time since the pandemic to check on conservation of the Thomas Sills paintin… https://t.co/yYfhEOQGc6
Retweeted by Atrophic ParenchymaSculpture is what you bump into when you stumble getting up from crouching down to photograph a budding eastern blu… https://t.co/7imA2r53up(I am actually legitimately excited to read this thing from 2 computers and 4 states and some semblance of professi… https://t.co/7fBDHduZ3IJust received an email updating me that the edited volume to which I submitted a chapter in 2015 should be coming o… https://t.co/RDlAueIXTl(And yes I know this is a few months old at this point but I've been busy applying to, interviewing for, and being… https://t.co/e7Bzl45NbCI want to believe he's intentionally self-parodying by still starting everything by recapping his entire career. I… https://t.co/y5q2CncDB2 @drewmckevitt https://t.co/gfV1t8ZNre @drewmckevitt Or I guess excited to 'hear' @drewmckevitt Excited to see how you reframe your Amazon sneakers debacle as a lifehack.Stanley Tigerman, "Sunshine" Buffet Plate, 1980 https://t.co/Qfj4qZ4cyY #stanleytigerman #architectureanddesign https://t.co/BWQqei4UrO
Retweeted by Atrophic Parenchyma @AndrewRusseth @mlobelart This must be called Boite Buddies
5/1
2021
Evidently today's tweets have a theme.Normalize faculty with 2-1 and 2-2 teaching loads understanding literally anything about the job market. @julietsperling @julia666_com Well... @Exhaust_Fumes One can’t lolsob without first lol-ingGenuine question: Do search committees understand how employment works? https://t.co/lt0595fK36 @veilleuxwho They are standing in puddles!
4/30
2021
@gregorg It is one thing after another not instead of another! @gregorg Well now I’m mad about a whole separate thing now!I mean... https://t.co/sU96JGB7yhAnyway I guess I don’t have to figure out how I would incorporate a loaf pan in the shape of a swaddled infant into my American survey now.https://t.co/DNo0o4uNuq https://t.co/9keLMUUak1excited for archival mystery box challenge in which students write papers based on material in a subject file of th… https://t.co/4veHMfSmML
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4/29
2021
The Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab for Kids (1951). Of course it contains Uranium! https://t.co/cl9GCb3I2K
Retweeted by Atrophic ParenchymaThe structure was designed by @AdjayeAssoc to be both a memorial and a small pavilion for use by the community. https://t.co/SwLhRwraZJ
Retweeted by Atrophic Parenchyma @Sarcher Oooh I might need to venture farther south on the next walkaboutOffended that they don’t even bother anymore to pretend to send these individually https://t.co/ZekeTonp0B @StreetsDept 👀https://t.co/5XKtsbofTX
Retweeted by Atrophic Parenchyma @kmpmurphy This is why I have decided to do my part and say ‘no more!’ by never finishing my book
4/28
2021
@Swagato It’s neither too early nor too late to start making plans for the second PhD. Think of the stable funding if nothing else. @Swagato @blgtylr Yes and yes @blgtylr Also I LOVE this reading of Commune @blgtylr The new Nemerov biography of Frankenthaler just dropped (which both does and does not have a HF on the cov… https://t.co/VjYQUxwpXL @gregorg The stan discourse around this project is... huh.It does preserve that barely thought out feeling https://t.co/WNqQR5Nh9q
Retweeted by Atrophic Parenchyma @matthewharrison Sometimes it’s all the same thing https://t.co/fRXZ5ath9B
4/27
2021
@TinaRiversRyan Ugggghhhhhh so much for the promise of the technological present/future/whenever!Always happy to review! Always happy to try to make articles stronger (at least from my broken brain perspective)!… https://t.co/MPskQ32Wm8Just agreed to do a peer review for an article with a review deadline of 1 month. Also still waiting to get literal… https://t.co/RAwArodaK7 @Sarcher Looking forward to reading the final piece under a comforter at 1am after realizing that I've been squinti… https://t.co/OMJ7YFi6nn @Sarcher If the answer is not a resounding yes, DO NOT RUN THIS PIECE @EGonzaba It was released after the cutoff. Excited for your 2022 campaign! Consider.
4/26
2021
@itsonlyzach You have made the absolutely right viewing choice tonight @itsonlyzach WHAT. @GalinaOlmsted A MASTER PROMOTER! https://t.co/8LBsOF77Ur @matthewdlincoln Is scrupleless summer a thing? @matthewdlincoln Omg. Is channel your inner Gerald Murphy just hot boy summer? https://t.co/vg5QM5CXrY @Swagato Oh nooooo :(Wait. THAT is what Picasso now codes for? Huh. https://t.co/FibMFqqraQ
4/25
2021
One year. Still unfathomable.
4/24
2021
I wrote about art, growing up in the country, and also the difficulty of trying to be an artist when you've inherit… https://t.co/Wu3YR7xHl8
Retweeted by Atrophic Parenchyma @matthewdlincoln We have paid for a v expensive retinal tracking system. We will know.But again, short of that, you could have just written a different ad.Which... there is another solution to that.Sorry still working through this. It can’t be that the department doesn’t want to be accused of needlessly fosterin… https://t.co/ieMLYsSPuGLike... you could have just written and posted a different ad.Imagine telling applicants 'I know you would want a full time job but we're absolutely never going to hire one of t… https://t.co/FqJM2OwuNY"The department is establishing a pool of applicants to fill potential part-time temporary teaching positions and f… https://t.co/dReNGFKUuY @AlizaySteinberg I sense a technology grant in your future @AlizaySteinberg 00:00 is a perfect final statement
4/22
2021

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