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Every morning I open-palm slam a GIF where anime and video game tropes are real into my VHS deck. I start doing the split screens along with the main character

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Shell to workers: "Attendance is not mandatory," but ONLY those who scan IDs at 7 am & stand for hours (w/o lunch)… https://t.co/sPOlGkcoVn
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @kurtmrufa @tilton_raccoon I’d say “at least java is comprehensible to C++ programmers” but there aren’t many of th… https://t.co/tfoiIzraAb @BEAT_TWITTAR Why is there going to be another where the wild things are movie when the perfect one that already made me cry a lot exists @tilton_raccoon The node.js of today is the cobol of the future (well, maybe go is the cobol of the future, who knows) @elektrotal Luana refused to move to Portland because of how white it is and she was right, Seattle’s better anywaySad to see the replies to this saying "let Flash die" - the whole point of this IMO is not too revitalize Flash as… https://t.co/zTdIAQN5Hp
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookMaybe paper ballots should be required by law everywhere. Just sayin https://t.co/rm8YyjsNTuHere is a Pomeranian dressed as Paddington bear...let your day be better https://t.co/eAdyu5bDmQ
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookTV forensics peaked in 1994 https://t.co/MXi9Bm4y4p
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @Poochkins Ah yes the gorgeous ladies of wrestling strike againthe capitol hill mud bay has a lot of Isabelle on their signage but this is the first one I saw and was like… why t… https://t.co/Pqu1qmo8pY
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @Monstrous_Fest @heartwoodfan Gotta co-sign this one because it reminded me I need to take inventory on my sewing k… https://t.co/yIc8D8S39U
8/18
2019
A reminder that a Portland police captain was caught building a tribute to Nazi soldiers in a park and in response… https://t.co/4oyPxAr6sI
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookGet the promoted tweets to block YOU https://t.co/3tIUP4ikwV
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookMom “Who is he? What are you ask him?” 193”Oh...Mom, He is Keanu Reeves-san. lol” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/7h6MFR5onB
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookFYI the devs of Ion Fury, that old-school style FPS that just came out, are casually and frequently transphobic ins… https://t.co/3ra1ixqLZg
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookYES, I AM BAD. BODACIOUS ALLURING DUNGEON MASTER https://t.co/GC4ya02gDa https://t.co/lvypUedS7z
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookme!!!!!!!!! ahlghalghlahlahglag 🎈🎉 #bonequest21 🍆https://t.co/8NMNiOJ4ft https://t.co/dZMCmUeVJf
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookThis story about how a Megadeth was the first band to ever have its own website is absolutely amazing and you must… https://t.co/DwX2vGbMrA
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Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book❗️St Louis area and game collectors❗️Jason of @tradengames had his most valuable games stolen from his store wareho… https://t.co/cTdzlFCOSh
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookwe also basically invented watermelon and you can use still life paintings to track the development of the fruit:… https://t.co/PKYWZ0unKU
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @necrosofty I saw the cover and the title and was like “this has to be an Albert Pyun movie” and lo and behold @illbzo1 This is just what those shirts with like 7 fonts and an American flag on them are nowMy neighbor just yelled over the fence for me to turn this up. No problem https://t.co/wbDQDUvWHZ
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookPart of why I have no savings is the previous two recessions in my adult life wiped it out https://t.co/3AS7lndcv3Pray for BoneBone https://t.co/y1P9dpN80B
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8/17
2019
they can't even get their fake name right when they post from tweets using Sprinklr, a corporate social media platf… https://t.co/k5201xMneO
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Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookGo out 2 have the g00d times; perhap, just sleep instead (also good times) https://t.co/0WZyhkn9fg
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookEXTREME CAT-PETTER https://t.co/X1L3LfEthX https://t.co/QMen1bdKSI
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookjsut a heads up if youre trying to be a check mark guy on here, you get paid more to have opinions that suck fucking ass
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookfrog fractions 3 https://t.co/guwusCdP3f
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @Poochkins Seems a little high if you ask meHey guys! So just a heads up, I am planning on doing a practically 48-72 hour ish or so nightmare charity stream ne… https://t.co/HZ7D3UUNFS
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8/16
2019
@elektrotal Aloo Gobi is 100% my go-to side veg with ANY indian food.Donkey Kong in the Donkey Kong Country television series https://t.co/DofMtsHG2c
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookthank you to amazon for employing 19 year old grandma Rafael, who is 100% real https://t.co/yDJds0VXcD
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s booktired: ET cartridges buried in the desert wired: a bunch of consumer goods nobody wants still mint in box just chil… https://t.co/8xCpLaeGUVTwitter fucked with my following settings and removed Dog Solutions from it, and this hell website has never been worsedo Not sacrifice dog to soleve human problem https://t.co/CTslKs8P0U
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookI've often wondered how VC-funded companies with thousands of programmers seem to get nothing done. This post, des… https://t.co/eLvku9g5Cz
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @jennatar When I was in Tokyo this spring I brought my DS around on the Yamanote a few times, and ZERO STREETPASS,… https://t.co/75YSAoJqLK @kshipwhitecat Actually Fight Club may be a better "chan culture" predictor @kshipwhitecat not sure if I want to watch it again to find out @Kirinn That is the hydroelectric valley where bitcoin miners completely fucked up the local economy and the electr… https://t.co/IeN5SZ2OCZ @libbycwatson @ZhugeEX ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/OE6QVR2PDS
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @The_Katbot NHL 94 thoI love how badly this amazon thing is backfiring https://t.co/5ntHOR05ZjOverstock .com put out an investor relations press release titled "Overstock .com CEO Comments on Deep State, Withh… https://t.co/pj20WmuMI0
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookJoJo's Bizarre Adventure vs. American Copyright Laws https://t.co/mjj5m3WRwV
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @capncthulhu DAMN. That other dog better get kicked in the booty @capncthulhu Did that dumb li'l boy start a fight againPolish Catholic Friar Maximilian Kolbe has died in German concentration camp of Auschwitz. Two weeks ago, he volunt… https://t.co/mgTttsnjDr
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @capncthulhu oh nooooo what did he have to go in for @tilton_raccoon Yes, we did this in Arizona in the late '80s and early '90s for sure. But Arizona is roughly 10 yea… https://t.co/kV3dBRzpdOthis week has been so bad that I thought it was Thursday on Tuesday, and thought it was Monday todaySeriously, this thread is wild. Start at the top: every observation that working for Amazon MIGHT not be super grea… https://t.co/8RavqWji02
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookWe started https://t.co/jDzAEd27zW as a way to program Atari 2600 games in your browser. Then we added arcade games… https://t.co/cKg8vDxseD
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookI am SHOOK https://t.co/9BHHQNBayLI can’t imagine why tumblr had so much trouble monetizing their site with ads like these https://t.co/U3Kda3kgHk
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookDon’t need to fuckin hear it right now Bruno https://t.co/EJJNp0sjZlMy life didn't truly begin until I learned that Orson Welles described himself as looking like "a depraved baby"
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @aBigDumbJrDev how. whyHoly shit. Ebola cure. Like really. Mortality rates from 75% untreated to 6%. SIX. https://t.co/5NzKMN5wU0
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @jennatar Happy birthday @mopinks Gasp..... are you back to drawing a dog @Poochkins “It’s a chart.. directing us to a golden ice bucket containing a bottle of Moët” @Poochkins Momentarily misinterpreted this to be about the film, which let’s face it, would be a MASSIVE improvemen… https://t.co/qGjYSMHYhn @EBwiz Dude it has Keanu AND Swayze AND is the pinnacle of fascination with 80s California surfer culture. It kicks ass. @Poochkins We deserve very few things, but among all we’ve been gifted, this is perhaps on the level of electricity or surgical medicineI legitimately think about this album cover at LEAST once a month https://t.co/4X64QRdOz3The end of point break is on the bar tv and fuck this movie RULESAmazon says its facial recognition can now recall Uncle Boonmee’s past lives
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @Poochkins My friend, I listened to almost nothing but Frank Zappa albums between the ages of 12 and 17And I don’t know if I can fully answer this because I don’t want to sit through 200 Motels again.Ok so is The Dead Don’t Die just RIFFING on 200 Motels or is it a stealth sequel. This is a question for exactly 0 other people @capncthulhu Missed the doctors appointment I came to town for!
8/15
2019
Gonna salvage this disaster of a day by drinking a beer and seeing a movie and then drinking more beers and eating a burgerLook. I will buy no man’s sky on PC if I can get other people to roleplay a shitty tourism board in a system with f… https://t.co/bge0Ia35rr @sraymonds Hiram the blacksmith offers to make you a cocktail while you wait. @lowbeyonder Yeah but. Now I can sit in a chairPlus now you can just sit in a chairLook I know I said I’d start fire emblem this weekend but the no man’s sky patch notes are fucking bonkers and make… https://t.co/nMOiiUCcWFFuck amazon, if you’re in Sawant’s district vote for her. https://t.co/pBBYfmI1ghG2A says it couldn't be responsible for chargebacks on Natural Selection 2 keys in 2013 because its marketplace did… https://t.co/Egeh5iiis2
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookThere is a legit-ass Greek diner in downtown Portland I never found????? What?????????THIS GEMINI COULDN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT LOGGIN' OFF https://t.co/dggcZTbAr0 https://t.co/za7w5Lpu9a
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookDude didn't take a vacation for 10 years and the best thing he could come up with was aggregating pics of college g… https://t.co/C2Jv7NHFCr
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @LusciousPear My guy are you aware of the Seattle suburbs all of which are deep fucking redA single domesticated hog, chugging 30-50 bud light limes https://t.co/17LYztvFpV*slaps the roof of my house* this baby can fit so much dry rot, unlicensed amateur plumbing and 1930s ceramic knob and tube wiring in it
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookMy favorite thing about my old laptop is finding and killing all the processes launched on startup by Chrome - an a… https://t.co/To2MhckNKa @SuperCooltendo It’s fuckin GOOD just chill in those shrines and take it inThe last time I read a book that felt this far up its own ass it was a Franzen novelFriends who have read The Vorrh: I’m 50 pages in and have no fucking idea what this book is doing or what’s happeni… https://t.co/V1WCf2uYZz @tilton_raccoon It was smart of me to avoid real analysis because there’s no way I can take a subject with the conc… https://t.co/lK1tt50DVS @lowbeyonder It’s a good ending but the promise of a Saint’s Row structured around time travel is just SO enticingAlso 100% saint’s row 5 puts a lampshade on that with a “shoutout to mark” jokeI’m torn. I really want saint’s row 5 but THQ Nordic never fired the people responsible for holding a Q&A on a site… https://t.co/uLtnPmffd5
8/14
2019

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