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Every morning I open-palm slam a GIF where anime and video game tropes are real into my VHS deck. I start doing the split screens along with the main character

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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for May 26, 2019 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA https://t.co/PztpQ8ppto
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Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookDon’t get what the problem with ACAB is, you can always change your job if you were assigned cop at birthY’all. I got this text from my sister. Then about three hours later received this photo from her. https://t.co/lLmnMFlrWx
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5/26
2019
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Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @SuperCooltendo jack-chick-none-without-sin.jpg @gamespite This is going to be visually devastating to the level that it demands a theme cocktail. Perhaps for a Gintendo. @gamespite Not to diss on Bombay here. It’s my preferred martini for these exact reasons, it’s one of the only gins ENHANCED by a vermouth.How a cop knows they fucked up beyond repair: the police union says they should be fired https://t.co/eR5KNYBIgy @gamespite Much better choice than Beefeater, since the pallet of Bombay always struck me as a little... mellow? Un… https://t.co/I08eDE1dgWI cannot overstate what a scam this whole deal has been. https://t.co/Ss5o77OxQo
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookThe last one was the one that blew my mind. “What if you have to write an efficient algorithm taking into account B… https://t.co/w1teGffDLSI’ve failed interviews because: - couldn’t write weird CS algorithm with only bit-shift operators (google) - didn’t… https://t.co/TDWdhmTtuXY'all, fictional band Glamocaster from Hypnospace Outlaw isn't so fictional any more, they just released their seco… https://t.co/RlwCoj3gTB
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @The_Katbot I always forget that hojo wants aeris and red 13 to fuck so he can have a weird hybrid baby to study forever, fuck this guy🤝🤝🤝 https://t.co/2WHXW8UqbA
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookSo I goofed before that Persona is just Jojo for nerds, but... persona 4 really is just Diamond is Unbreakable but played straight#SHIBUYAMELTDOWN https://t.co/PC8FgdPWxg
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookPre-Order: Dark Horse Deluxe The Witcher III: The Wild Hunt: Geralt in Bath Polyresin Statuette $72.13 via Amazon (… https://t.co/Cq79gHIxrK
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5/25
2019
@kurtmrufa Yep this is exactly what I tried to do. Looks like I’ll need to just purge my entire account at some poi… https://t.co/lLbgJMmYqm @kurtmrufa You use some kind of twitter history deleter, right? Curious what it is because mine just straight up do… https://t.co/WFR1gRjUTxMaybe the "streaming API" is different, but that seems to be only for live-updating a feed, NOT for traveling back in time to purge bullshit @Monstrous_Fest Nope, this is just the public developer APIs, twitter's got their own access to whatever the fuck t… https://t.co/k6Jdo7RP1ZSo if you delete, say, about 1000 of them: Twitter will still pull 2200, but still iterate over the other 1000 beca… https://t.co/JspXcCRWx5I believe I have discovered the mystery of the Twitter API: A deleted status is still considered to be IN YOUR TIM… https://t.co/Dg4nYACKT6It’S OUT!!!! PLAY IT @catacalypto @NotBrunoAgain @bravemule and I worked so hard on making the English seem both d… https://t.co/4TXuLyZqWo
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @eevee anyway it's a real "po-ta-to, po-taa-to' situation, because the end result is unsafe behavior is isolated so… https://t.co/UfPSfuYqIa @eevee @porglezomp @vertinski ah yes the language that "turns 3x programmers into 5x programmers" at the expense of… https://t.co/XnGldCjewh @eevee Having done some of my own low-level Rust programming I think it actually does vary by use case. Sometimes y… https://t.co/bwpTpKvRKT @porglezomp I also have problems with ?, in part because it has now necessitated this unpleasant postfix behavior.… https://t.co/JvX151L6En @eevee Rust still doesn't have a stable dylib ABI last time I checked (which admittedly was a while ago) and there… https://t.co/OfkW0V00rp @eevee @porglezomp @vertinski Why not, it's good, fairly robust, clearly Mozilla is committed to long-term support,… https://t.co/cOSe0RHIuU @eevee C is still unfortunately a necessary evil but is never treated like "portable assembly", which it is C++ ne… https://t.co/DsoVnoDDFW @kthorjensen thanks buddy, love you tooI can’t STAND some of y’all on this website. How am I supposed to talk to mom about this https://t.co/vrPSwaVpXs
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookI've started a podcast about making trailers! My co-host is Hollywood movie trailer editor @ricthomas; we're going… https://t.co/3UhtYNWN4K
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookTHERESA MAY CRIED WHEN SHE LOST HER JOB BUT NOT WHEN 72 PEOPLE BURNED TO DEATH IN GRENFELL. THATS HER LEGACY, CONVERSATION OVER.
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookwe are absolutely getting 5g and it is absolutely going to kill people https://t.co/9huVHrQOWQ https://t.co/OZf7KBEZNd
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookDay_of_the_Tentacle_Amp.wsz Try Online: https://t.co/f6vd06Aocg Download: https://t.co/baKuuPbEU2 https://t.co/pwzHASpiKA
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @necrosofty Yup and I plan to make it easily available later, although if the rate limiting is ACTUALLY as bad as I… https://t.co/ZWQ7o3CKEHEither that or this library just kind of silently farts whenever it hits an API rate limit, because twitter's (incr… https://t.co/yJATJmpltLWell, I THINK I made a small program that deletes my twitter backlog, but.. there's no actual evidence it did anyth… https://t.co/aSoDfie9iAHe got “needs improvement” on being a cat but his purrs were rated “exemplary” https://t.co/t8oONyBfoj @Monstrous_Fest It’ll be open to develop on eventually so you can get some picross knockoffsChex Quest 3 officially re-released by Chex Mix https://t.co/kvVX0a4bUf https://t.co/ZYjB79xFCK
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @ABigDumbBaby I mean it’s better than OBI WAN: ORIGINS, soYou: I want another KOTOR Monkey’s paw: i got u fam https://t.co/SgDrTQIICK @DRK_Roe @Gredlen Oh FUCK well if I download it I’m back on my bullshit so... maybe I need to... hold back... @Gredlen Oh shit when is it outElizabeth Warren is actually the candidate a lot of people thought Bernie Sanders was.
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookThis graph is the most fascinating and horrifying thing I've ever seen https://t.co/Is701aBalL
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookHi, just so we’re clear: Chelsea is in prison AGAIN, & this time they’re planning on fining her for the “privilege”… https://t.co/wJJWIMUUMc
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5/24
2019
Hi all! I just heard from a closeted trans person in their 30s who is having trouble finding folks who transitioned… https://t.co/y5n3eBYqWv
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookI will not be covering the premiere to Loqueesha (2019).
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookSomehow, the Terminator: Dark Fate trailer posted by Arnold on reddit turned into an AMA and someone asked about Co… https://t.co/YO60n3Iuut
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookWe are attempting to raise funds with other game preservation groups in order to win an undumped and unreleased Fam… https://t.co/xEdxyVWN9N
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookMy work phone (a purely virtual Skype #) occasionally gets calls from China. This is how our automatic transcriptio… https://t.co/qMpaH29hrQhttps://t.co/6AO48q43Xn
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @falselogic @reibeatall @poetfox @sraymonds @Sarcasmorator @elektrotal @fugu13 @SuperCooltendo I can hook you up with reibeatall if you wantGovernment website security questions are DARK https://t.co/oCuF6n8MOz https://t.co/F6Ds5JfeB2
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @kshipwhitecat Very cool of them, and that also makes it the only unfulfilled RPG/board game Kickstarter of mine @kshipwhitecat Oh yeah I forgot about skiptrace, sounds like there’s a story there? I just assumed like many lost K… https://t.co/khS3HXBLcohttps://t.co/n2c3tvC8Ky
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @DestilShadesk Yeah but if you talk to anyone at MS who was on sharepoint, their opinion is to shrug and say “nobod… https://t.co/Bq8CbneCEtI have a sunbeam across my body and https://t.co/L6TLSSzCRgthis toyota corolla ad from 2012 is like if machine learning made a car commercial https://t.co/0ruJoD7KqQ
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @elektrotal @kshipwhitecat Panic is headquartered in Portland, if that helps. @kshipwhitecat It’s a little too late after 2004 to be releasing a boutique handheld
5/23
2019
BREAKING: it looks like the labor board will soon issue a rule that says *most if not all* graduate/student workers… https://t.co/p9I9UE2BXU
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookI mean, "microsoft teams room", but nobody uses teams. so. slack.my favorite thing is when I get an email saying I have been involuntarily added to a slack channel with 26000 peopleFresh off of settling a lawsuit with Shiva Ayyadurai, the man who sued Gawker and claims he invented email,… https://t.co/GKz11w6buq
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookI guess it’s time to clear the air- yes, Natalie Portman and I dated. I don’t know why she would deliberately try t… https://t.co/1x2ssXwuIu
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book1. So today, someone falsely reported the website for my newsletter, https://t.co/Gl6evXRDcZ, to Google as "hacked"… https://t.co/QBGzs4m0Z3
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @Monstrous_Fest When it comes out I might re-sub for a bit and we should play togetherGuys I just looked up at the tv and saw a “TRUMP CANCELS INFRASTRUCTURE PLANS” chyron Infrastructure week is over @Monstrous_Fest Even the ff14 expansion??????? @kshipwhitecat It’s neither fun nor good and it will take you hours and hours and hours of failure to get any interesting/new story bits @Monstrous_Fest I mean I lied, I'm obviously "Game Boy's head melting into the wall"tag yourself I'm nintendo https://t.co/7GJ5kM46SBNigel Farage held hostage on Brexit bus surrounded by people holding milkshakes https://t.co/o0R4zWagpq
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookI first heard about the netyaroze in high school because an INCREDIBLY wealthy friend of mine wanted one, got one,… https://t.co/HfIZwv8Kzh @db_cowan OH SHIT!!!!!!! is there even an online source of netyaroze games anymoreI'm just gonna say... Neogeopets
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookI'm just gonna say... Animal Picrossing
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookLRT: when I first saw that Amazon thing my immediate thought was "I thought scrip was illegal"In West Virginia we have a name for “Swag Bucks” - SCRIP. We literally went to war with the coal companies to get p… https://t.co/dMKsq9qejV
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @Monstrous_Fest Perhaps the real Dr. Who of anime.... is anime itself @Monstrous_Fest Actually I bet Sailor Moon is still the #1 element of Anime Two ThingsShe’s also a very shrewd politician, of course, but the time for playing politics over this shit is long past @Monstrous_Fest Be honest with yourself: Of all the “two things” anime combos out there, how many involve Jojo.Happy anniversary, everybody! https://t.co/bNxuvKIhbA
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookIt’s helpful to remember pelosi represents some real “both sides” centrism motherfuckers in her district, which is… https://t.co/jEs37ki86VThere's a fight now within the House Dem Caucus. Reports say Rep. Lujan (NM), Rep. Jeffries (NY), Rep. DeLauro (CT)… https://t.co/Zw6kFuthb5
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s bookThis is absolutely true and it hurts me https://t.co/dVAA8eVHrr @PateraQuetzaI Stands don’t show up until Stardust Crusaders (arc 3). I was also disappointed by this but just enga… https://t.co/scXqZ910fDESCAPE ROOM where we give you $100 and put you in a huge used book store and you have to leave without buying anything.
Retweeted by Stiv and his Good Twittër Brand: a children’s book @Poochkins Legit I’d love to see somebody do this because of the level of sheer disdain it shows for the whole proc… https://t.co/usv9ocqB43I don’t like kinkos either but you can pay 10c to not have your resume smear all over the inside of a bag/folder/whateverBig tip for people handing out resumes at conferences: PAY FOR LASER PRINTING. I just had an inkjet printed doc in… https://t.co/IGN7NxEXDS
5/22
2019

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