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jen @auberjens chicago, il.

if music be the food of love, play on. ; 28, she/her, engineer, writer, musician.

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Joined Twitter 5/29/09


I'm giving away bareMineral's LongWear Lipstick in "raisin" and "spice" shades - great neutrals. To enter, follow… https://t.co/g5CmfsoaSQ
Retweeted by jenI see some ppl asking what "/s" means at the end of a message and it just means what the person said was sarcastic… https://t.co/3RkOljxfSZ
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Retweeted by jenCats: I’m honestly so put off by the weird cg. if they did Hollywood budget prosthetics + costume design + built r… https://t.co/q4A5cXgQWq
Retweeted by jenthings writers are very good at - writing! - or just thinking about writing - slowly backing away from what they ha… https://t.co/dVYoRJUs2g
Retweeted by jenFacebook marketplace is a different world https://t.co/oFNhUfTsmm
Retweeted by jenThe GOP wants to send us back: Back towards injustice, Back to the denial of science, Back to the times when women… https://t.co/etNdDzDhmW
Retweeted by jenWhat truly makes our country great is its diversity. I’ve seen that beauty in so many ways over the years. Whether… https://t.co/2eP8AkQDLg
Retweeted by jenI just want somebody to love me as much as Lillias White hated doing CATS. https://t.co/o7xZfNjJAX
Retweeted by jen“#1. FITZSIMMONS GET A HAPPY ENDING: Considering how much they’ve been put through the wringer over 7 years (...) i… https://t.co/yaqCFGAe7E
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7/22
2019
YSL's coffee-floral scent Black Opium contains notes of coffee, orange flower, jasmine, vanilla and patchouli. I've… https://t.co/jSZHyb3GvR
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7/21
2019
#GIVEAWAY WE HIT 8 MILI ON IG! We just want to thank you for all your support, so we thought the best way to cele… https://t.co/XJIP0HDfu7
Retweeted by jenAFTER 6 YEARS HIS HUMAN SUDDENLY DECIDED LEO WAS “AGGRESSIVE.” HE DIES TODAY. Cute Leo #68908’s fine with dogs, cat… https://t.co/aXSSt1JJDM
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7/20
2019
@CrazyGirlVids UPDATE: at the end of that trailer, asriel is speaking to stelmaria! it's helen mccrory's voice 😭Angela Merkel was asked if she supported the congresswomen being attacked by Trump. Her reply was to the point https://t.co/J16vFojcts
Retweeted by jenmy heart 😭 this bunny shop assistant doing such a good job ♥️🐇 https://t.co/8Iqt3eMkLs
Retweeted by jen @nkjemisin i remember helping my mom study for this when i was a kid. even when i was in school learning all of it,… https://t.co/zEYgjD49l7Republicans didn’t just vote to absolve Trump of racism this week they were also voting to absolve themselves my… https://t.co/qq8DzAFhs8
Retweeted by jenSo, in the Trump’s worldview, it is your patriotic duty to trash the country when the black guy is in charge but yo… https://t.co/EDCQtHoVUi
Retweeted by jenLove Sephora's Cream Lip Stains? I'm giving away this deep aubergine purple and fiery red shade on Twitter. To ente… https://t.co/F9OsL9X18Y
Retweeted by jen @darkmaterials @BBCOne @HBO @CrazyGirlVids @CrazyGirlVids the real question is why haven't we got a premiere date yet @CrazyGirlVids I'M CRYING @CrazyGirlVids AHHHHHH https://t.co/2C0JgN9mnu
7/19
2019
@kendrawcandraw i'm genuinely terrified by the trailer tbqhI wrote about racists using anti-Semitism as a shield and how flimsy and shitty it is https://t.co/oiRjlk6J3p
Retweeted by jen @Trungles no problem! i'm loving your chicken updates so as soon as i saw this, i thought of you @Trungles !!! https://t.co/qeipqAbg0ISobering... https://t.co/hsOIRbgY35 https://t.co/631hCd3liB
Retweeted by jen @CrazyGirlVids a few weeks back, they said mid-season which is supposed to be like january, isn't it?Scarlett Johansson’s bravest role yet https://t.co/MTs85R7x4k
Retweeted by jenThe same people who say "Just come here LEGALLY" are now chanting "Send her back." It was never about the law.
Retweeted by jenMe when my friends try to make me eat healthy... 😂 https://t.co/B4r7RusTJl
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Retweeted by jenBIG thanks to @SolBodyCo x @ColourPopCo for their new ad campaign that is Size Inclusive✔️ Gender Inclusive✔️ Has… https://t.co/Tc6XLCZvcK
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7/18
2019
hey @cta, can you tell the 151 that comes around 4:10pm to stop skipping the michigan + erie stop? it's been a constant. @Cyarine https://t.co/zxnwQGaHyv✨RT, like + follow to enter!✨💕 I’m drawing a bunch of followers over the coming time ! Reply with a picture of you… https://t.co/O14V1LkBWT
Retweeted by jen @Pierce_Brown Pierce. Please come to the Midwest. This Chicago Howler is dying here. 😩 @FieldsAndFolly @juliaereck centella asiatica is supposed to be really good for redness!
7/17
2019
@jenofthemoon OLD WHITE DUDES PICKING THESE. HOW BLIND U BE @jenofthemoon the fact that the longest night got a director nom just nullifies all of it tbqh @jenofthemoon kit's a decent actor and all, but him in got is... mediocre? especially this last season. how tf did… https://t.co/2WJwhvrEFlSome leaders stepped forward to say Such racism’s far from OK. When given the chance To take a firm stance, Mitt Romney, of course, ran away
Retweeted by jenRep. @AyannaPressley: "We are more than four people. We ran on a mandate to advocate for those ignored, left out, a… https://t.co/MYksgjXqFE
Retweeted by jen @DrJasonJohnson I have a different take. From THEIR mouths, The Squad includes all those who stand with them and th… https://t.co/A4LUvYohFY
Retweeted by jenI'm not calling anybody the #Squad these are four members of Congress being attacked by a white nationalist preside… https://t.co/FvCHt5ylCw
Retweeted by jenRemember that time the power went out in NYC and @sherierenescott and @NorbertLButz just kept going at @54Below? Th… https://t.co/n3PqiQe2hk
Retweeted by jenim 100% officially at that age where i hate loud and unnecessary noise
Retweeted by jenNow this is what turning lemons into lemonade is all about! We can hear singing from the streets below...the entire… https://t.co/S5nwK0ZQpU
Retweeted by jenIt’s important to note that the President’s words yday, telling four American Congresswomen of color “go back to yo… https://t.co/s7NBxpbVMV
Retweeted by jenFor people of color, “go back where you came from” is a refrain we’ve heard all our lives. We’ve learned to cope an… https://t.co/ZtseQwVMJj
Retweeted by jenEvery single person who’s ever been told to “go back to their country” uses that racist diatribe as fuel to continu… https://t.co/14bYEGBQwK
Retweeted by jenThings twitter could do that would be infinitely better than forcing the mobile layout on web users: 1. Remove tha… https://t.co/54qCzVjGYn
Retweeted by jenThe CNN chyron writer is having a field day: https://t.co/jIbBIUpFL4
Retweeted by jenDonald Trump has not changed the Republican Party. He has simply made the party more explicitly, openly and proudly… https://t.co/CV2cu4rh7v
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7/16
2019
Hey Baton Rouge/dog Twitter! A friend found this pup during #TropicalStormBarry at the McDonald's on Government. Sh… https://t.co/OhkeTwrE1F
Retweeted by jenMe, starting writing: Being a writer is LIVIN' THE DREAM! Me, exactly 2 seconds later frowning deeply at the entire… https://t.co/PxxwaQToGP
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7/15
2019
@ColourPopCo i wish, but i'm sick amongst other ailments so it's been a makeup-free weekend for mePlain and simple. #RacistInChief https://t.co/SbE0SQzRSj
Retweeted by jenI know some of y’all are appalled but literally every Black or Brown person in public life has been told “go back t… https://t.co/8fHr4SpwsQ
Retweeted by jenSaluting these women. Stay pushing. Stay shining. Stay working. Stay a pain in the ass of the #RacistInChief and al… https://t.co/t9TfQw7WjC
Retweeted by jen @EmmaDumont the dudes in my chemE major weren't even funny... let us know if you find one 😂Our #RacistInChief just told four American Congresswomen “go back to their countries...” Immigrants & their childre… https://t.co/eeY1g091Eh
Retweeted by jenToday’s Twitter thread by Mr. Trump may be the most appalling among thousands of appalling tweets from this Preside… https://t.co/wiIBPRYDG2
Retweeted by jenLove matte lipsticks? I'm giving away this pair of Clarins Joli Rouge Velvet lipsticks in "guava" and "papaya"! To… https://t.co/uG0xpuMFIa
Retweeted by jenLove matte lipstick? I'm giving away Clarins' Joli Rouge Velvet lipstick in "guava" and "papaya"! To enter, follow… https://t.co/q88Tex4zwr
Retweeted by jenWE’RE BACK, BABY!!! #BLACKOUT https://t.co/9KySiRQf4m
Retweeted by jenMore proof NYC is the best city in the world. Blackout hits, @hadestown takes the show to the sidewalk. (Via… https://t.co/82dLFD2ziC
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7/14
2019
If young people voted at the same rate that seniors voted, there would be no Trump or Pence. It wouldn’t even be close.
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Retweeted by jenWe love a good #Giveaway ☺️ Win our entire Sugar Lip Scrub Set! Rules: 🍥Must Like and Retweet 🍥Must be following… https://t.co/IwvIdVFixj
Retweeted by jenLovely day again in NYC, tho I'm worried abt NOLA, getting dunked again bc our country won't prepare for climate ch… https://t.co/puqpNimPBH
Retweeted by jen🚨 SURPRISE 48 HOUR #GIVEAWAY 🚨 Win every single Colourpop Palette! Go check out our IG & FB for another chance to… https://t.co/k4TOJpbD0D
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7/13
2019
The new Labor Secretary WAS A SWEATSHOP LOBBYIST
Retweeted by jen @catvalente https://t.co/RFYogdYKJjISSA #GIVEAWAY In celebration of launching our new #REVEAL Serum + #PAPAYA Face Milk, we will be giving away all… https://t.co/gGwCoiNXqi
Retweeted by jen @CrazyGirlVids i think the issue comes when people start woobifying villains, aka making excuses for everything the… https://t.co/jXVArnQQaf😱GIVEAWAY TIME!😱 Want to win this incredible Dark Fantasy/Alternate History novel written by our own Anvilite… https://t.co/deC9GvoiqG
Retweeted by jenNow more than ever, we need everyone to know: WE HAVE RIGHTS. Share our #KnowYourRights guides in multiple languag… https://t.co/YZDGZ0KEYC
Retweeted by jenI’m a chef based in TN sell plates for affordable prices ($10-$20). I sell burgers w/wings, salads, jerk chicken et… https://t.co/KU2BVj4vQB
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7/12
2019
#Giveaway In celebration of dropping our brand new Just A Tint Lip Crayon, we are giving away a $100 dollar Colour… https://t.co/6eNt2hPYu6
Retweeted by jenPLEASE SHARE: The Trump Administration is planning massive immigration raids this weekend (https://t.co/fSBNAkiIhv)… https://t.co/2J1v0nWyym
Retweeted by jenICE will launch raids across 10 major cities this SUNDAY. Check your neighbors & know your rights. Remember: no o… https://t.co/DDOYARLnDI
Retweeted by jenHere's a totally fun summer beauty product: Clarins Water Lip Stains! They are transfer-proof and long-wearing! I'm… https://t.co/QDDnFpLi5K
Retweeted by jenWhile I have y'all's attention: We've been raising bail money to get detained migrant folks out of detention. In ju… https://t.co/gw18ARSNrC
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7/11
2019
Today Etsy sent out an email to sellers announcing that starting on July 30th, they will prioritize sellers who off… https://t.co/BJ7c3atIas
Retweeted by jensuccinct and wonderful https://t.co/L6Sz2hQQqIweird how so many people in Trump's orbit are sex-trafficking plutocrats or tug-job enthusiast team owners or black… https://t.co/ilwf93YEjJ
Retweeted by jenI'm giving away two great Clinique summer products: Chubby Stick Moisturizing Lip Colour Balm in "chunky cherry" an… https://t.co/QESY8yOMim
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7/10
2019
I love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die
Retweeted by jenI’m running to replace Mitch McConnell in the U.S. Senate. Everything that’s wrong with Washington had to start som… https://t.co/DrG0lFAq74
Retweeted by jenDress up your lashes for any summer party with Burberry's Cat Lashes Mascara in "ultra black"! I'm giving one away… https://t.co/1a1uGjBkuk
Retweeted by jen @UrbanDecay you name the colour, i've worn it!
7/9
2019
@EmmaDumont mercury is legit ALWAYS in retrograde, aka why i'm ALWAYS a messToday's luxe beauty giveaway is a pair of beautiful Lancome L'Absolu Lacquers in "enchantment" & "rose rouge". They… https://t.co/lVU1TkT8CB
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7/8
2019
I love this Kiehl's daily cleanser exfoliates and detoxifies skin with its Amazonian white clay. It also removes an… https://t.co/RMcScLStpx
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7/7
2019

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