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jen @auberjens chicago, il.

if music be the food of love, play on. ; 28, she/her, engineer, writer, musician.

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Joined Twitter 5/29/09


that car was so ugly that even i cringed https://t.co/FmZnuJW4QeNunes had a bad day https://t.co/PRfzzDlJ6y
Retweeted by jenThe snitch him up 🤣💀😭 https://t.co/u1Rc1Im2H7
Retweeted by jenProtect Roe. Abolish Hyde.
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11/22
2019
🦋#giveaway 🦋 Who else loves butterflies? We are giving away our full butterfly collection to 3 lucky winners! T… https://t.co/PlBKOxeJaM
Retweeted by jenRT & follow @OriginalFunko for a chance to WIN a Pokémon Eevee Pop! #Funko #FunkoPop #Giveaway #Pokémon https://t.co/aDGa4NLWvq
Retweeted by jenToday's luxe skincare is Eve Lom Radiance Face Oil - perfect for cooler temps and lower humidity levels. To enter,… https://t.co/JwPYHoY5qE
Retweeted by jen @MingjueChen i'm partial to milk makeup's kush mascara. not a fan of the marketing, but it's the only mascara i'll… https://t.co/tL1yxcmfPD
11/21
2019
@danidonovan i keep wondering if i have adhd, but i know SO many symptoms overlap with my anxiety/depression/OCD. h… https://t.co/8SNAeO9DMfIt’s FINAL ROUND- VOTE for #DarkAge for Best Sci Fi of 2019 in the @goodreads Choice Awards! @Pierce_Brownhttps://t.co/ezaqYfNq4F
Retweeted by jenholy shit, i am in tears https://t.co/BfGecmTsgAWeather: [is hot] Me: oh no time to stay inside and read i guess Weather: [is cold] Me: oh noooo guess I'll still h… https://t.co/y7qXBUcyFa
Retweeted by jen @ColourPopCo tbh i need help paying off my car/personal loan/credit card more than anything. i'm overwhelmed. #colourpopgivesbackmy two personalities https://t.co/DTrd2PS8GL
Retweeted by jen @UrbanDecay @KatinaBolos @jenofthemoon #UDSweepstakes #NakedHoneyFor the US part of the tour going on sale Friday, do we need to purchase merch in the shop first? @OhWonderMusic
11/20
2019
@KerinCunningham EXACTLY. i had a class of almost 1k and honestly most of my hs friends probably don't even live in… https://t.co/T3T02Blt7Bif you were born before 1996 you are a millennial if you were born after 2005 you are gen z if you were born in b… https://t.co/1Ferqk10U4
Retweeted by jen @KerinCunningham i straight up ignored the invite to my 10-year reunion tbqh. it was the day after my friend's wedd… https://t.co/l9xFq7pqxZDogs, bruh...💪😍🐶😇😂 https://t.co/OmTNBhz51M
Retweeted by jen @HaileeSteinfeld i am nobody! still stuck with me even 20 years after learning it in 3rd grade‘If this is the new normal, I want no part of it.’ — Iowa’s longest-serving Republican left the party because of Tr… https://t.co/TPJBCyxXOr
Retweeted by jeneveryone stop what you're doing and watch this https://t.co/tuqSCQsHQH
Retweeted by jen @Trungles WOW you just nailed it. i always talk nonstop and feel weird when it's too quiet and then my last two ses… https://t.co/ef1iNNU1zz
11/19
2019
Ways to get #HisDarkMaterials ready: 1. Wear dark materials 2. Keep your daemon (pet) close 3. Make a cup of tea (… https://t.co/pzGR56CtTL
Retweeted by jenHaha I'm a functional adult that can use the phone no problem, yep, definitely *sweats*. I've had a problem with ph… https://t.co/sO0ZraWKJb
Retweeted by jenWhen cats meet cat filters... https://t.co/BKC1OFzHQO
Retweeted by jenGeorge Will: No Republican who supports Trump should be re-elected https://t.co/6DqlrsgccA
Retweeted by jen @KatinaBolos probs a stomach bug-- i've had 2 this year and it's HORRID. hope you feel better soon, love 🤞🏻I'm giving away one of Dior's BEST beauty products: Dior Addict Lip Glow! It adapts the colour to your skin's ph le… https://t.co/V88r267eeC
Retweeted by jenwhat writers are googling - if this word means what we think it means - how to describe buildings because what the… https://t.co/ukTlTYZeEx
Retweeted by jenI'm giving away this Clinique Fresh Pressed Skincare set with Vitamin C & Vitamin A Boosters. Very good products. T… https://t.co/8dDEHlWAfr
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11/18
2019
A very curious octopus. https://t.co/Ulcl2UyZt4
Retweeted by jen @sephiramy shaed, bishop briggs, maisie peters, dizzy the band, león, oh wonder @c2e2 nothing tops this tbh https://t.co/Gsp3zFv9pILove Clinique? I'm giving away this Fresh Pressed Clinical Skincare set with Vitamin C & Vitamin A Boosters. To ent… https://t.co/dlDT0tFKuJ
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11/17
2019
Those hind legs https://t.co/o4z4TYldz2
Retweeted by jen @CrazyGirlVids FINGERS CROSSED. lmao yeah, i'm already texting her about it @CrazyGirlVids i remember not saying much but it was really nice to sit there and just have that free space to talk… https://t.co/rmJzGPF4Et @CrazyGirlVids I SAID THE RIGHT ANSWER. ultimates therapy chat at like midnight ftw @EmmaDumont HEY GURL, SEE YOU THERE https://t.co/VeQkqvg1AXIt’s pretty crazy that Roger Stone was found guilty on 7 counts and not one of them was for how he chooses to dress… https://t.co/hHm25WhUu3
Retweeted by jen#AskOhWonder what song took the longest to get from concept to finished product?• Heaven Gaia Spring 2020 • https://t.co/PFXHDVPnCz
Retweeted by jenProbably the most wholesome thing you’ll see today https://t.co/MfXpVkw2JB
Retweeted by jenなぜ日本にはティラノサウルスレースがないんだろうか・・ https://t.co/PMuSeACJlD
Retweeted by jenwriters, finishing their novel after being deeply immersed in it for months: and what is my own personality again
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11/15
2019
not an optimist at all and failure fucking terrifies me BUT OTHERWISE this is spot on https://t.co/ZtwS0Sc2DQ @bpal @krystyn @dsantat fantastic, thank you so much! @bpal @dsantat will this be up until saturday, at least? pay day isn't until friday! 🥺most influential people of the decade 2010: 2011: 2012: 2013: 2014: 2015: 2016: 2017: 2018: 2019: baby who… https://t.co/6AHY180L1i
Retweeted by jenThe Black Plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. They never truly recovered until 2007 (release of Ratatouille)
Retweeted by jenSpeaker Pelosi: "If the president has something that is exculpatory — Mr. President, that means do you have anythin… https://t.co/0fBKb4b0YG
Retweeted by jen❄️ #GIVEAWAY ❄️ For the first time in forever, we are giving away the complete Frozen 2 collection to 2 lucky winn… https://t.co/2DVG3uH1Yt
Retweeted by jen @joeymarsek93 I MISS YOU TOOOOO @joeymarsek93 THANKS, I HATE IT @joeymarsek93 the entire chorus is pachelbel so it has to be @joeymarsek93 bahahaha joey that's the entire point of the song @OhWonderMusic NO ONE ELSE CAN WEAR YOUR CROWN AHHHHHH
11/14
2019
REP. JIM JORDAN (R): Congress will never get a chance to question the one "who started it all." REP. PETER WELCH (… https://t.co/LvPwjr3CmB
Retweeted by jenMe: “wow, I feel tired. REALLY tired.” Brain: “You’re probably overworked.” Me: “no that’s impossible, I haven’t wo… https://t.co/3PqjdNAefa
Retweeted by jenShower buds ♥️ 🎥: https://t.co/QqMDtposdk #mydogiscutest https://t.co/FEgvIHvQGp
Retweeted by jenas a child i truly did not understand how good i had it that i didnt have to decide what to eat for dinner every single night
Retweeted by jenBrain: I can write entire novels, build plots, populate whole worlds with complex and interesting people and-- Me:… https://t.co/GqFPDDgu81
Retweeted by jen- graduated uni with a degree in chemical engineering (one i don't care for) - started going to therapy for anxiety… https://t.co/ASjAFSiJrj
11/13
2019
@beautybakerie it felt like -6°F out this morning and i knew i'd be bundled up and didn't want makeup on my scarf +… https://t.co/e5Y0HsZfgoi just remembered this video of john boyega and gwendoline christie exists and it’s still the best thing ever https://t.co/zTr26P18Bl
Retweeted by jenthis ad is absolutely devastating for Senate Republicans https://t.co/QgA4Jt7CW8
Retweeted by jenI'm giving away one of @ClarinsCanada 's most popular products: Natural Lip Perfector. It nourishes & protects lips… https://t.co/kuzL72L6j4
Retweeted by jenVOTE for #DARKAGE in the semi final round of @goodreads Best Books of 2019! https://t.co/i09aj7HbY0
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11/12
2019
@Pierce_Brown YES.THREAD: If you haven't been following the situation in Bolivia here's a rundown. Briefly, the OAS, an emboldened op… https://t.co/YzRNk2FaDY
Retweeted by jenBEFORE WRITING: I adore writing it is my soul and my passion and my love. WHILE WRITING: i am crying blood and cann… https://t.co/2Uz73Dzj9s
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11/11
2019
@Cyarine yeah we call them netherland dwarves!I work at Harry Potter so naturally... https://t.co/H5GuC2VKfe
Retweeted by jenThe annual 'Thriller' performance at Abbington Senior Living is glorious https://t.co/aEbru9qWA5
Retweeted by jenI have watched this approximately 9,345,678 times so far today https://t.co/6ND1H1qAMF
Retweeted by jenall aboard the good boy train https://t.co/EiqLr9qzW6
Retweeted by jen#Giveaway ✨We are so excited to bring some more glow into your life! We are giving away all our new face and body… https://t.co/1lIm3cISid
Retweeted by jen @CrazyGirlVids @JaclynRogers @Shadow375_ @oswinss @frameworkfitz @fritzen_lcaos @jemmasimmonsy @Philinda_AoShttps://t.co/8z0DqVycyJ
11/10
2019
@kendrawcandraw https://t.co/YbgdSHftehhow to write a book - mix up the alphabet really well - add in your emotional baggage on accident - now write witty… https://t.co/4JAbwCWcRl
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11/9
2019
🍬#GIVEAWAY 🍬​ ​ Win our sweetest collection to date #BittixColourpop! One lucky winner will win the complete PR Box… https://t.co/nlDoLidfKY
Retweeted by jenThis quick-thinking cat springs into action and saves a baby’s life. The baby, who had “escaped” from the crib, wa… https://t.co/DPMJLOUKFT
Retweeted by jen10/10 gem https://t.co/aI619DffXh
Retweeted by jen“I didn't ask to suffer like this,” I say piteously while writing the book I decided to write on the strict deadlin… https://t.co/lIsm8VX5Jt
Retweeted by jenThis is horrible on so many levels. Let me educate you all about the hymen 1/12 https://t.co/fJHWIOg7sz
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11/8
2019
A woman was singing from her apartment window and this was her neighbors reaction.... https://t.co/tHDt42EnCN
Retweeted by jen1991 but this is calling me out regardless https://t.co/SvHtQyig52Idk who needs to hear this but virginity is a made-up social construct, and it has absolutely nothing to do with your hymen.
Retweeted by jenHave you seen Lancome's L'Absolu Rouge Ruby Cream lipsticks? They are cut in the shape of a ruby gemstone. I'm givi… https://t.co/YOO5Q7TkcF
Retweeted by jenImagine thinking that standing up for the most vulnerable members of our society was "pandering." https://t.co/CqNW0vWwGQ
Retweeted by jenFacebook’s new privacy policy after changing its name to FACEBOOK. https://t.co/QTEYTPpnP8
Retweeted by jenDogs, bruh...💪🐶😇😍🔥 https://t.co/redJtG6LeU
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11/7
2019
This anti-manspreading chair is absolutely brilliant https://t.co/XG6mqIBDJH
Retweeted by jen @darth but what if you used the skin as the taco shellMe when I finish a new plan. https://t.co/za2Msqgx1j
Retweeted by jenDo McConnell next, Kentucky.
Retweeted by jendoing laundry....one washcloth fell on the floor.... https://t.co/asw57aJDGK
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11/6
2019

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