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altrey @aubviouslynot Seattle, WA

bi (she/her) | 18+ | top 0.69% (for realsies) on OnlyFans, link in bio 👀 | a Wednesday the cat fan account

189 Following   12,919 Followers   18,054 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/16/18


I can’t believe it’s 2021 and people still are bugging about battery life in screenshots. shut your damn mouth, I’l… https://t.co/bUnTDUY2Krkeep in mind that I have racist, sexist extended family members. my immediate family has their issues as well, not… https://t.co/k1Qc08KqxIabsolutely. I’m 25 years old, 5 years out of the church and I still giggle to myself when I drink coffee. not when… https://t.co/GUmQHCs82usomething to do with caffeine, idk man, I was in a cult so I followed and obeyed https://t.co/KtOoflzihqthat’s the winner https://t.co/tnZLizMbmZI’m gonna fucking puke oh my god https://t.co/Eez5WIwCstKyle made me laugh so hard one time that I said “stop!! I have to pee” and then he was surprised that I had to get… https://t.co/BSaCyWzFK5me: go big or go home him: it’s as big as it gets :( @carterhambley I am not afraid to agree with this @roxiqt @MattPostSaysHi artgoddamnit https://t.co/GuG8aBs7Yb @SimplyMav fuck this made me laugh so hard @momappreciator Basicallyhttps://t.co/AZUwWTSBFTHAHA cool https://t.co/Ri1oN0X9Z5 https://t.co/bahhmAuRWYSnapchat be like “1 year ago today you were actually hot” like thanks, I was already my own worst enemyfucking good?????? https://t.co/Pycwl6GCKVArnie lol *Armie, autocorrecthow am I just now hearing about this Arnie Hammer stuff can someone catch me up, I am so lost @KylePlantEmoji I fucking knew you would go thereKyle said he wouldn’t shit his pants for me. I’m sick https://t.co/zU1KaMrJ51 @fupashorts LOL
1/16
2021
@Jluzzle Omg my dad would have a heart attack, it’s perfect @thatbattieguy Ooooo @jematyas GoalsI have a bunch of ideas for a sleeve that I want but I really wanna have a tattoo of something that signifies me le… https://t.co/62PMEVYfZl😳 https://t.co/Ng3cjuW1Ityo, I’m telling you, shit is great https://t.co/tE5pkG2Cz8 @okiecorri same and I highly recommend it @okiecorri go very blonde and then dark purple so it fades into a silvery purple @_jnnfr_ no way? oh hell yeah! @Branden_EnotO I know why. it was well done.I’ve watched this so many times, I cannot stop https://t.co/al4F4ugYb9 @vastener @ctchrysler_ Fuck I wishgo hawks oh, and now the colors are red, silver, and black lol https://t.co/vf3y2XiiBnour school colors were red, white, and black. during spirit week, the juniors wore white and the seniors wore black… https://t.co/CMbMN14A0oI will say that the number is definitely not zero but it’s better for sure lol @SnipingWaffles Yamper was so slow and cute but damn did that speed shoot up when it evolved, he so speedy :) @BigTucsonDad it’s my first experience with a grass starter Pokémon, I really like my fire types. but it’s been a great experience! @spooky_wizard live with the love of your lifeI don’t wanna die that much anymore these daysThey were level 57 when I caught them so I’ll be training them for a littleI traded out Thievul for Lapras @rajagainst lol I’m not trying to impress anyone. if people wanna subscribe, they can. it’s up to them🤢🤢🤢 this is gross https://t.co/hcGVy6KHlI @jenmill47 what the fuck is a 20 minute nap? 4 hours please @Sir5000 I hate nicknames. I like seeing their names when they evolve @GodCloakBurmy took so goddamn fucking long but god has it been worth itdo you guys like my team? 🥺👉👈 https://t.co/BRXtTnjdcLOh how I miss FaceTiming @aubviouslynot https://t.co/VpMLonEOqz
Retweeted by altrey @JonastyDrawz oh how I miss youuuuu
1/15
2021
@_KateHope_ Ah man, yeah we don’t either @_KateHope_ oh yeah, we’re just paying for the seasons up front haha we’re hookedmy bf and I’s new guilty pleasure is the show “Ink Master” and this is our new drinking game that we’re adding to https://t.co/m9ZPXtBhaPI wonder if anyone from my early life has very vivid memories of the stupid shit I’ve done because god I wonder how… https://t.co/1npdzHrK9Jdoes anyone else ever smell that musty wet smell and go “wow smells like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disne… https://t.co/2zxFVawd2E @KylePlantEmoji sorry, I won’t show my feet againmy mom got Wednesday and Bob a rug for Christmas but it’s Bob’s rug https://t.co/jcSlDtTb3k @ActinideChroma @KylePlantEmoji never stops him @ActinideChroma @KylePlantEmoji I dunno, he loves moms
1/14
2021
@duncechild @KylePlantEmoji cause we’re white? @KylePlantEmoji :o :Dhappy birthday to the dude I live with, thanks for giving me a place to stay https://t.co/eZOw0F60P6 @JonastyDrawz considering I was born that year, yeah it fucking washttps://t.co/mez95LyGPi https://t.co/Z5AealtN1cDanced The With Devil https://t.co/qzqPvucJ4j @KylePlantEmoji wait wtf whopeople who play video games with their significant others, what is a game that you really enjoy playing together? I… https://t.co/LIPR0gRrig
1/13
2021
ngl, I still want a Sidekick phonenever give men an inch because they have no idea what an inch actually is and will ruin everything
1/12
2021
@yesIwill_Yes and I’d have to say I’m not sure honestly, it’s too soon @yesIwill_Yes she has to be. there’s no way that’s a real humanso I’m watching the first episode of the Bachelor and honestly, if I was a contestant on the show, and the Bachelor… https://t.co/svV9jmBWZwI had the weirdest burp that lasted for way too long and Kyle stared at me for awhile and yelled said “GO TO THE HO… https://t.co/aIT58UVVxesince Kyle has to be up at 8 am for work, I tend to go back to sleep on the couch and I woke up to this photo hehehe https://t.co/KQlKBqDI3gdoes anyone remember the fan cams of me on vine 😭 they were ridiculous and I totally forgot about them until this v… https://t.co/hOaSD5niwKKyle wtf https://t.co/eQWTzm4JGGwhat in the flying fuck is this https://t.co/9Sm7ommCSF @AngryFingHippie how sad for it @SukiTemporarily 🥺 @crescimaa 🥺I understand if people mute me tbh, I wish I could mute my brain all the timeI have never ever understood this. what makes you different 😭 https://t.co/9I1AMwkjEynooooo goddamn way https://t.co/tUfjL9FEVL @userjaymes wait why??? @KylePlantEmoji shut up you toadhttps://t.co/zyXhkw11NWinteresting... https://t.co/VeyXcqUOPe https://t.co/34LHzqcgLw
1/11
2021
@KylePlantEmoji oh NOW you have respect for me?Kyle and I are looking for a 2 bedroom/2 bathroom apartment because bitch is too scared to poop in there while I shower 🙄
1/10
2021
@buttsMcGub until 3 if he has to and he does with Kyle sometimes lol he likes staying with whoever is in the bedroo… https://t.co/1out87iWzNI smoke to take the dog out 😭 https://t.co/fjhJilrsxG @buttsMcGub Not at all but once she hears that I’m up, she thinks it’s time to stay up and won’t let me go back to… https://t.co/IWe0iJoeSEnow that Kyle is working again, Saturday’s actually have a purpose. I wanted to go to bed by 1 last night but he wa… https://t.co/eorQpHncDjmy boyfriend hasn’t kissed my forehead in a few hours https://t.co/wAfaEVl6FK
1/9
2021
Kyle: omg my stupid tweet went viral 😩 me: wow I hate that for you, I’m so sorry for your loss
1/8
2021
https://t.co/DNDYu853bd https://t.co/AVLFaH7NuC @SukiTemporarily LETS GOOO @lurkingfriend honestly I just wanna know if it’s true, I hate being lied todid Jeffrey Star and Kanye actually hook up or is that just the internet creating a lie just for the fun of it
1/7
2021

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