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Andrew Waterman @awaterma Bainbridge Island/New Orleans

Proud Poppa of Sigmund! Software Engineer at https://t.co/vjnYDTvXqm; lived and worked in Chiapas, Mexico for 5.5 years. My opinions are my own.

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Joined Twitter 9/10/07


I need a better validador for Envoy configuration files. Straight error logging with Envoy is just not a lot of fun! @MylesBorins Dood!!I’m really liking the new @peterdaou! https://t.co/LuThFA8OAG @bradfitz @jhebert It’s really hard dealing with this problem in the PNW. I hope the neural net works; any improvement would be appreciated. @SpeakerPelosi Thank you for standing up for our Constitution @SpeakerPelosi! @WillRBishop I’d just like to to work again. Every time I run it on my watch, it tells me to run it on the phone. @bradfitz California is what screwed up the area codes in Washington State. #206foreverOmfg. Typeless C++ with no compiler and operator overloading. Sounds wonderful. https://t.co/E60wsHtXiL
12/6
2019
https://t.co/ckFOtASMibI observed my TAs leading discussion sections today in my US History survey. The topic was the New Left & identity… https://t.co/RTfYgyvZ9C
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12/5
2019
DOGS are LOVE! :) https://t.co/3WsjNewHZ8 via @NYTimes @nachosarah @artwells Try caring about a single person outside of yourself. It’s amazing.Black Hole Singularities Are as Inescapable as Expected https://t.co/0ggYncWidF via @QuantaMagazine
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12/4
2019
@GretaThunberg Thank you for your efforts and your carbon free journey to North America! You are already a great leader! @skamille I feel like a lot of the imposed limitations people bristle at (face-face is higher bandwidth! You miss o… https://t.co/Ulfjvd10ot
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12/3
2019
The job of a member of Congress is not to represent a political party or a president but rather to represent the pe… https://t.co/EI9Ddjd1SB
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman @MylesBorins Hope you feel better soon Myles!It was beautiful in Jackson Square yesterday, sad to have left New Orleans behind last night. https://t.co/mIYWHE2PzG @MylesBorins Omg!Tech didn’t cause CA’s housing crisis & tech can’t fix it. Tech doesn’t make housing policy or issue building perm… https://t.co/Tts6wr8xiZ
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman @MylesBorins @phish That is awesome! Congratulations! @bradfitz Our 2&1/2 year old loves to escape the player itself and pick out whatever app he wants. It’s astounding!… https://t.co/EGFOsqTXWu
12/2
2019
@ceejbot Chamomile tea can help food poisoning. Some rest too! :) Hope you feel better soon!We must be careful not to believe things simply because we want them to be true. No one can fool you as easily as y… https://t.co/9RmGOJfOqV
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman @shairrago Great, another advocate for single use plastic. @bphogan I’ve been enjoying JSON with comments lately, but I also also prefer yaml. White space, though, can be rea… https://t.co/DOQAaXqUhhAMAZING - the Tom & Jerry Museum In Japan has remade models of all the times Tom has been crushed into funny shapes… https://t.co/WpyGrprbXj
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12/1
2019
Scientists say there is growing evidence to suggest that irreversible changes to the Earth's environmental systems… https://t.co/DioOTRUlAX
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanEmpanadasaurus. https://t.co/PSGBLBFw1g
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanOkay, this one actually cracked me up. https://t.co/f3IDoOmu9vBut where says some is the King of America? Thomas Paine, Common Sense, III. Thoughts on the present state of Amer… https://t.co/Nbad5KzLVC
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanBack in New Orleans for less than 12 hours and there’s already a gigantic parade going down by the river (FQ)! Gotta love this city!NEEDED: It’s cold. People incarcerated in New York City jails are only provided thin uniforms and many need warm wi… https://t.co/GtyUwSnuDQ
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanThe Amazon we know today is the bones of an ancient orchard. https://t.co/ISX4bRAqOJ
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanBernie, and I cannot stress this enough, 2020. https://t.co/ZLcXU6UKe5
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanBut, what do I do when it’s compiling? Or better yet, when the pipeline’s been triggered? https://t.co/iKRHE131SqHey. HEY. I hate to say it, but I have the goods: WE WERE WRONG ABOUT “42” THIS WHOLE TIME. https://t.co/eXZwWsCWhG
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanWhen people freak out over the Cybertruck like it’s some sort of next level innovation... we could be doing so much… https://t.co/1kqA1wkHof
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanIsraeli researchers have developed bacteria fed only with carbon dioxide, the Weizmann Institute of Science (WIS) i… https://t.co/JZs7YWvxP6
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanHeh. Heh heh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Deniers would literally rather falsely (and ludicrously) blame THE ENTIRE… https://t.co/yh5PT05As2
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11/30
2019
[Billionaire rubbing hands together] Everything is going according to plan — once these fools make college free, I’… https://t.co/gv5ICE8FHX
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanI pushed my Scout into the garage so it faced the TV and took one of my daughters on a drive-in movie date to see t… https://t.co/U2MgsFuSZG
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanI drove yesterday through a 1.1 mile tunnel that went straight through a mountain and that was completed in 1930, i… https://t.co/XHfiipZyoT
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanWhen Netscape launched, there were ~25m consumer PCs on earth
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman @AlexHonnold @tommycaldwell1 @REELROCKTour Predictably, @EveningSends has the details of the accident and the conte… https://t.co/x67eu43Jfs
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanAlways strange when literary analysis crosses with technology. @Grady_Booch This is true for language in general. Code is a bit less expressable than human languages and has a di… https://t.co/hSXy0w8kiy
11/29
2019
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’ Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’ DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’… https://t.co/LotCShdNuZ
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman @Tyler_Moeller And you don’t have to maintain it! And it’s only meant to work a few times (no resiliency).We hear a lot about strategies for "climate risk management" these days. Here's mine: stop burning fossil fuels.
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11/28
2019
@mikeal @dorukdestan I like the new blue colors. ;)If I could just never see another take on “Is there a Doctor on this flight” I would be so happy.Listen with the sound on... https://t.co/Ct3mUdQHsy
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11/27
2019
I am just going to do a thread here of shocking revelations that Democrats have ignored because they thought it wou… https://t.co/AUEaARJpRw
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanI love telling people about NEL - Network Error Logging (https://t.co/fUjSTSCmGV) and seeing the look on their face… https://t.co/TRWJpbKBEp
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanCheck out this blog from Joel Chen and the #nodejs package maintenance team: Publishing npm Packages https://t.co/9goQhPUblL
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanTFW an attacker does something completely outside the defender's threat model... https://t.co/JaHNjIpdSf
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11/26
2019
@iamtrask Family. Love. Solidarity. None of these can be bought.I love this idea! We use social media to connect and share, not for status. Family is number one! https://t.co/yaGedFx8XV
11/25
2019
@isntitvacant Make sure they sit the whole day! :)
11/23
2019
@MylesBorins Many people are saying ...Love this. So important. I hope little Ziggy can meet @kelseyhightower someday! https://t.co/BnTrq4Ui88Civility is not the problem. https://t.co/t7RlWPIhTB
11/22
2019
Tesla Cybertruck (pressurized edition) will be official truck of Mars
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanProgramming will not be dead in ten years. Some programmers will be dead in ten years. Some of their code will li… https://t.co/ac9Kg4c4nf
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanWow! https://t.co/nkwWSAVoB1Most assuredly, in 10 years, AI will eliminate the job of coding in the very same way as did compilers the last 50… https://t.co/yxgcSkl5XG
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanRETWEET if you believe the Senate vote on whether to convict/remove Trump should be anonymous, allowing senators to vote their conscience
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11/21
2019
I’ve been laughing for 10 mins straight😭 https://t.co/YWLypWrlLe
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11/20
2019
Important (and big) correction to my earlier tweets and post about a geyser on Europa: https://t.co/Xs7T4Zf56G
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanJust what I wanted to do today! Debug marshaled json!Skeuomorphic design may be making a come back and I welcome it if it looks similar to this. Designer -… https://t.co/GWToc9emad
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanI so wish I was there! #someday https://t.co/E6bmFnph5b🔥WOW....Lt Col #Vindman said that he wasn’t afraid to stand up to @POTUS, despite his father’s fears for his life b… https://t.co/eZLR0m0qKg
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanAnimated Representation of Multi-Planet Systems Discovered by Kepler Space Telescope https://t.co/VX2W0NUVZ3 https://t.co/qky8n61tnz
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11/19
2019
I introduced an amendment to strip the Patriot Act extension from the spending bill. It has no business being in th… https://t.co/rUv6yh2FtW
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanVerdad? Ella es una Chiapaneca? #Chiapas https://t.co/H15aIVrV57
11/18
2019
@jessfraz nc and dig!Wow, this looks amazing if it actually works. Completely local dev stack for all AWS services. https://t.co/JMXcO026I9
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11/17
2019
"All these things the self-driving car can do for you in the future. a chauffeur can do for you today,” researchers… https://t.co/AW45R7S6ln
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11/16
2019
It's mid-November, the sun has already set for the winter, and the Arctic is in 24-hour darkness. But the sea ice n… https://t.co/4bjeB5go01
Retweeted by Andrew Watermanadvice I can give to young programmers: develop a deep, real, visceral allergy for complexity. it does not come nat… https://t.co/EtCtOmjD4I
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanA thousand Democratic Louisiana women packed into a ballroom for @JohnBelforLA is A WHOLE MOOD 🙌 ELECTION DAY IS T… https://t.co/HBy8bRlU0E
Retweeted by Andrew Watermanit’s official this is the best tiktok to exist https://t.co/aADZh5jJKm
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman @EliLake Ok, GOPThis is my first time in my 25 years of life that I’ve ever seen a picture of Dr Seuss https://t.co/Ioh4bKvUki
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanWhen you hope your YAML files will work on Kubernetes https://t.co/GSKoj7EGZO
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11/15
2019
New laser opens up large, underused region of the electromagnetic spectrum | Harvard John A. Paulson School of Engi… https://t.co/7zFDPQ82dr
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman @GOPLeader Ok, GOPI get questions about how to grieve dogs probably once a week, and there’s no easy answer. To love a dog is to grie… https://t.co/XoK9VjvRPd
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanA friend of mine has been trying to hire a new employee for her department in a medium-sized org. After advertising… https://t.co/Sq9Xhs2jfl
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanIf you had said “Docker sells to Mirantis” to anyone 5 years ago, they would have laughed you out of the room. Reme… https://t.co/KnJN7sVOlY
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11/14
2019
Hi friends. Today Docker announced some big changes. They had to make a difficult decision in a difficult moment, a… https://t.co/nkmLtEe6Rd
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanWow! https://t.co/hw1Vq1fRtwIt turns out that *hours* after Trump's allegedly "no-pressure" July 25 call with Zelensky, Trump spoke with his "i… https://t.co/ZJEswu1tkz
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanI’m just getting word from my representatives that the NFL league office reached out to them about a workout in Atl… https://t.co/733P2E3sm0
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman @mikeal We have a morning battle over those with Ziggy! Sometimes he will eat, other times, “no, nope.” 2 has been… https://t.co/5pwXHQcCgt
11/13
2019
This is NOT what democracy looks like. Clearly, #ThisIsACoup. Do not believe the narrative you are being fed. I sta… https://t.co/JYO3upgumT
Retweeted by Andrew Waterman“This is the false peace of dominance, not the true peace of justice.” That’s going to be the next @AdamSerwer li… https://t.co/JPqYVOduyQ
Retweeted by Andrew WatermanThank you again @ACLU https://t.co/AWME0XMMLS
11/12
2019

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