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As Vancouver considers this, a reminder that Portugal decriminalized drugs in 2001, and well, see for yourself...… https://t.co/asPBsAdRP8
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11/26
2020
@snaleygirl anxiety
11/25
2020
lookin like that horny aussie guy from too hot to handle https://t.co/R2sHS6YrEf
11/22
2020
Quadruple digit IQ https://t.co/zHzJFZeBJi
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11/20
2020
I am a REAL MAN. I use terms like BETA and ALPHA because I am a WOLF and my boys are my WOLF PACK. I sleep OUTSIDE… https://t.co/YodTXd9zxp
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11/19
2020
@nicegirlmeg i’m on it. haven’t killed my self. big ups
11/17
2020
You pull out your girl’s IUD and she starts spinning around the room like a beyblade
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11/15
2020
driving a ford explorer https://t.co/a5E0bOTF74
11/14
2020
friday the 13th is just a superstition. the last friday the 13th we had this year was in march and I can’t remember… https://t.co/A6WLbien8T
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupThe contents of the British Museum https://t.co/TWlyg7vXj8
Retweeted by pong blart ball cup @BrenMart21 wow i didn’t see that. that’s great minds
11/13
2020
eeyore’s pronouns are ho/hum 😔
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupofficial petition for "heavenly father, can i call you daddy?" holiday sweaters https://t.co/IZuenHtEIU
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11/12
2020
if u love me you’ll recycle https://t.co/mIYO0iBMzF
11/10
2020
arrested development https://t.co/wAYIUWCKLL
11/9
2020
i have just given birth. crying, i look to my partner. i simply cannot believe it’s not butter
11/8
2020
LMAO https://t.co/HtRYDuVThL
11/7
2020
Updated election map prediction https://t.co/qxZm4RUPLg
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11/4
2020
whats the differnce between a man and a poo nothing
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupshe said https://t.co/Ok31zH9DXX https://t.co/hGJ40YISYo
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11/2
2020
if i have a son I’m not naming him. i don’t want one
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11/1
2020
The Conjuring 2 (2016) is a christmas movie about the affordable housing crisis and class immobility
10/29
2020
@itxtej really cuz i look like a 12yo boy named trevor. that tweet was hate speechDoctors are Stumped! people keep on comparing her to jess from new girl and she still doesn’t get it’s because she’s annoying
10/27
2020
Dermatologists Hate Her! she farts and blames it on the closest dog
10/25
2020
@nicegirlmeg “that’s all folks!”fun dip but with cocainemethod acting barry the bee to move forward the cause of the comrades
10/23
2020
me on public transit https://t.co/CMvithiilE
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10/22
2020
fuck that buddy i wanna be divorced by 40 so i have a cool talking point and i’m still hot https://t.co/gAgW34p24Zhttps://t.co/MHicaS8PcN https://t.co/Ym0Xwuc0vP
10/20
2020
i thought that was harry styles and almost ended it all https://t.co/7RcFz6R1XY
10/19
2020
realized recently that i have absolutely no idea what dry cleaning is. don’t even have a guess really
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupsomeone please it’s a blood bath
10/17
2020
this would be jess from new girl https://t.co/xYBX5QnEij
10/16
2020
somewhere someone is about to risk it all for red lobster. good for them
10/15
2020
Be back later I’m vocalizing
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupwatching lord of the rings!!! i don’t understand a single plot point
10/14
2020
ok but in the bats defence he probably feels really bad about this whole thing
10/12
2020
roomie out of town this weekend!!!! I’m either gonna have sex or end my life
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10/10
2020
eggs https://t.co/LEznNyBnAPKarl Mariah!! https://t.co/KvZ7XzTOrC
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10/8
2020
gonna eat so many fun size candy packages i throw up. then i’m gonna text my mum to tell her what i’ve done
10/7
2020
me after walking up the three flights to my apartment https://t.co/pNF1ErhrWJ
10/6
2020
life is like a tim hortons iced coffee. the only consistent thing is that you’ll get diarrhea at some pointcropdusting is part of the canadian sharter of rights and freedoms thank you for your service
10/4
2020
inject some bleach❤️ https://t.co/8j8Jzdm8xc
10/2
2020
pretty embarrassing how telescope lenses are the same size as our eyes but they can see the moon close up
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupno and i’m also too stupid do not promote Tweet like this to me again https://t.co/AS8gPB873Xhuge if true? much to think about.... https://t.co/KmVPulFcsY
10/1
2020
Last Nite trump Seemed More Like.... “THE JOKER” Than “THE PRESIDENT” sorry Joaquin🙏🏻
Retweeted by pong blart ball cup @SassySaslove thank you my brain is numbing as we speakmy favourite ufc fights are as follows: 1. donald trump vs joe biden debate 2. kim and purse vs khloe 3. rhonda rousey vs holly holm
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupagainst all odds of the two 85 year old pruning thumbs yelling at each other, it might be the moderator that has a heart attack first
9/30
2020
sitting in on my nephew’s zoom preschool class. learning about shapes today. teacher is getting pissed because I ke… https://t.co/zswXEaqq8W
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupokay so someone in denver hacked a roadway sign and i https://t.co/eBKSSxPo2I
Retweeted by pong blart ball cup @itxtej ❤️👀🔮⚖️🔫 checks out
9/29
2020
Open casket funeral? Remains to be seen
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9/27
2020
happy bi visibility day my future wife somewhere prolly growing organic veggies or throwing ass in the mirror i’m here 4 u bb
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9/24
2020
huh shit eh https://t.co/BjbPbr2qNLok schrodinger baby if this doesn’t figure it out it’s on u❤️ https://t.co/RfZMAw2Ykm
9/23
2020
🎶 could I make it aaany more obvious? 🎶 https://t.co/mOMpStOO9F
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupit's so important to recognize that even the smallest amount of animosity between males indicates a desire for a passionate kiss
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9/22
2020
shit just get an android https://t.co/JxSnfK65DC
9/21
2020
why was her necklace the monster logo https://t.co/rspjN64Wzn?????? https://t.co/WBdrEByHAK
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9/18
2020
ready to risk it all https://t.co/VqqMgWKHYIcold war? i’m more of a summer girl myself
9/15
2020
my eggspectations are fried rn u gotta be yolkin me
9/13
2020
u know what even if you lose tour de france u still get to go on a nice bike ride
9/12
2020
no chance in hell he said that https://t.co/Im3DC98Weywell the years start coming and they don’t start coming they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming please wh… https://t.co/C9GApMThV0
9/7
2020
literally nothing and the responses make me physically sick https://t.co/lnTmPtZNHM
9/5
2020
is grass carpet? much to think about........
9/4
2020
carole baskin robbins https://t.co/RyYwfYNIug
9/2
2020
people who say money can’t buy happiness have clearly never bought a new fishing rod
8/28
2020
matthew mckanyeaughey https://t.co/0idNIEGB5T
8/26
2020
mentally i am ill
8/25
2020
i always say "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it was a good morning i'd be fishing
Retweeted by pong blart ball cuppeople riding fixed gear bikes are the same people that eat kiwis with the skin
8/24
2020
me in court establishing with the witness what the first line of soulja boy is https://t.co/dOrjwSzcdq(written on a sign like real eyes realize real lies): post malone most patron al capone❤️
8/21
2020
nooooooo you’re beautiful❤️ https://t.co/mcA7MyoK5A
8/20
2020
my minimal desire for a frank and oak style box and also my huge ass https://t.co/16S17cC855what book should i read? just kidding i don't trust any of you fucking losers
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8/19
2020
novelists always talking about somebody “chortled from behind a shock of fiery red hair” and shit like that
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8/18
2020
kids that burnt out when they were 7 years old and are now so depressed they have nutella w a spoon under their bed… https://t.co/SY3Fx5hut9girl looks like rachel from glee if she somehow became a cool lesbian https://t.co/exHkfQ4YirBig congratulations to drugs for winning the War on Drugs.
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8/17
2020
the plot of inception is literally just wake me up (wake me up inside)
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupdua lipa is short for duality liposuction
8/15
2020
shrek 1 is about a housing crisis and shrek 2 is about class mobility
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupa tiktok of me going to kiss my best friend but kevin bacon comes in being piloted via microchip by ellen and he sq… https://t.co/HRUB58WK39
8/14
2020
shrek is about gentrification
Retweeted by pong blart ball cupit’s so funny when people call america the ‘free world’ like free where? down here i take ambulances to the airport for fun fuck u
8/13
2020

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