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Melissafent on the Hillifent @awkwardenabled Instagram: Melillustrations914

BLM. मेलिस्सा This place can be crazy, find your tribe 💜☀️⛰ ☕️ 🌳 @datingsexpert’s wifey. she/her. Hill Press Secretary. Friday Bad Bitch Squad @BBFTC1 🐘

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Joined Twitter 1/29/12


@R_2_PEE_2 @RadioFreeOlive @BKLYNBeeyotch @realfunghi @Mom_Overboard @SandwichGhoul @not_thenanny @MetteAngerhoferhttps://t.co/zu6NVSl6aA @PCBaker2 @English_Channel This is a bad look, Pete. English is well respected and loved in joke Twitter. You’re ju… https://t.co/spuwisMeSH @mattewe02 Plot twist...this is the DMV employee https://t.co/kmwirNZ6ujstore security guard: That was pretty stupid of you to steal that board game, pal... now you're in deep shit. me:… https://t.co/SdjQ5qY2Mi
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifentomg fuck this dmv I’m about to go get my golf clubs and we’ll see who’s next
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentWoke up early to get a start on all that anxiety waiting for me
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @psycho_shamu 😂😂😂[anything, anywhere] me: why the fuck would you invite me you know I don’t like things
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent[trial] judge: I would cease blaming alcohol for your problems son me: a dui is literally impossible without alco… https://t.co/8aqdECHmZU
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentMe: this is my voodoo doll Wife: that's a nature valley granola bar Me: yes Wife: it keeps falling apart Me: yes
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @SvnSxty You brilliant motherf*cker (Respect to Canadian voice text)the toilet is my soulmate - it supports me, deals with my shit, and every time it sees my fine ass it puts a ring on it
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentTHANKS TO EVERYONE WHO SUBMITTED TWEETS! DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW @BBFTC1 AND ALL THESE BAD BITCHES!! 🔥Your Bevy of… https://t.co/aUK5rDGGUz
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentSex is great and all, but have you ever had a selfie with the monolith? https://t.co/PJ8l1yREl1
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @mattewe02 I would like each $1 wrapped in separate box https://t.co/MuNI1UHpSfI hope everyone I buy for is ready to get $7 this year
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12/5
2020
Who called it a pity fuck and not pro boner work
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @Royce13923793 That works too lol @quesadillabrett @RiotGrlErin https://t.co/gHE28raV0G @BezonaS I shall https://t.co/ShXrVnNowY @thearibradford Wouldn’t that be just, EVERYTHING?! 🥰You guys have been really supportive of my clear drinking problem and I am touched @adamgreattweet https://t.co/0xSeVDoKl1Dudes will post “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” and then post their workout routine
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifentcolleague: looking forward to the festive period?! me: not at all. i get a really heavy flow in winter and it always kills the vibe 😔
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentI blame everything on Twitter
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentIf someone asks did you do your Christmas shopping yet it's a trap and they just want to boast that they have, tell… https://t.co/lVoJP8EWhu
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentElf is my favorite documentary about how the adoption process works.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @eleniZarro Niiice https://t.co/diZPfGSmqUBear with me, I can already see this is not going to be one of my cleverer days
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentA lot of people will disagree but in a small venue or around a campfire, I still prefer an acoustic eel.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @sherrysworld 😂😂😂😂 @sherrysworld Sherry. My husband is Brian and he’s Korean 😂 @LJokerella https://t.co/XMFFo5rwDE @itsmebeegee07 BRILLANT https://t.co/c0m84LzmjyI like to tell my kids they aren’t going to participate in reindeer games when they misbehave during Christmas time… https://t.co/JYJdTc1BEw
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @Artemis_Ascends 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/eBIbhBTbJtHe’s taking his first weekend off in almost two years to spend my birthday with me, and if that’s not the best thin… https://t.co/C61YHTnnHG
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @BBFTC1 https://t.co/wr9v9auIoA @BBFTC1 https://t.co/kIGHYjEDHm @JStewart2112 https://t.co/jsBrIklPIB🔪HAPPY FRIDAY, BITCHES🔪 It's time for your favorite tweet call, #BBFTC! Drop your best tweet from last week and o… https://t.co/8JcpdxPnLg
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @BBFTC1 Heyyyy bad bitches!! Cheers https://t.co/Ue2dg9ERV3Lawlessness, deviance, and the collapse of society’s boundaries. Weekend Twitter is here.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @mattewe02 Down with Dan! https://t.co/w6E94SYA5qme: why do you keep setting that woman up with losers dan: ok I’m not proud of this but every time she breaks up w… https://t.co/c0YSNRJP9r
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @FeralFerrell https://t.co/BaNQqZZyil @DuelingDragons9 @BBFTC1 @RiotGrlErin @suecorvette @toomanycommas3 @JodingersCat @notmythirdrodeo @eleniZarrohttps://t.co/z1Z6N6Z0bq @deathwizard57 @tinyrush17 😂😂😂 @besa_andy https://t.co/w8SqzdVyE4 @KirkRitchie3 https://t.co/rsXLZfqSH2 @LynnRotenberry @HaliPhacks 🔥🔥🔥🔥Your Bevy of Badass Bitches🔥 @RiotGrlErin @suecorvette @toomanycommas3 @awkwardenabled @JodingersCathttps://t.co/wzVFA0upKD
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @Ketih_the_Yeti https://t.co/lUJekcFYhZ @marcelisdavid1 @RiotGrlErin https://t.co/WeGNqEUoz0 @marcelisdavid1 @RiotGrlErin https://t.co/h5OlSptHXC @marcelisdavid1 @RiotGrlErin 😂😂😂😂🙌🏻 @marcelisdavid1 @RiotGrlErin https://t.co/aC5RpsQR47 @RiotGrlErin This seems fair @_stylr Your support of my ₐₗ𝒸ₒₕₒₗᵢₛₘ means so much @FousekMichael That’s the dream! @coremillionaire Wine fellas 😂😂😂 I mean, if it gets me free wine I’m open to it @janehilll https://t.co/dohYfz7tKq @IAmYardDad Ohh we have delivery too 😂 @IAmYardDad It really is! He’s already got it typed in when I get to the counterMy other wine guy greeted me by name after I hadn’t been there in 2 years. It’s fine, everything is fine @pineapplepleas @Gitawine 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥 @The_X_Stitcher 😂 @FousekMichael https://t.co/fioM21o2lf @audio_josie Haha frequent the same liquor store regularly. Ummm I may have two @LucymaGoosie 😂😂😂🙌🏻 @Gitawine @pineapplepleas 😂🙌🏻 This is a seven digit number 😳😂 @AlectheOk https://t.co/hcx4YShc68Should I be proud or concerned that my wine store guy has my member ID memorized?🚨THIS IS A TWEET CALL🚨 I made it to 1,500 followers! Please send me a funny tweet from you or a friend ❤️ for a… https://t.co/KKEQSOiCuG
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifenti had all 3 kids with me the other night and we rushed into dollar general for something. it took me 30 seconds to… https://t.co/xZRUtXydzO
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @adamgreattweet Well, you know what they say. Sex sells @motherofworms @adamgreattweet Me too 😂Let the power of Christ flow through you https://t.co/zZJz7Degfm
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentA Comedy Central Special featuring Dolly Parton, we’ll call it, Chestnuts Roasted by Outspoken Friars
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifentok but what's Biden's plan for people overusing joke formats on twitter
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentThe Hurt Locker, except it is just me defusing the area whenever someone in the office coughs
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent*adds an exclamation point to a text just to be fun and whimsical*
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifentwho called it ‘searching for individually wrapped tic-tacs’ instead of ‘apart-mint hunting’
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentAccording to Theater Law § 356(b), every fifteen minutes one must break out into song.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentPoint of pride: every day people comment “Are you okay?” on my tweets.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentI never went through a goth or emo phase but the first two days of my period sure as fuck make up for it monthly.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentIf I ever get the other leg off, I’ll set up an Onlyfans account and call it ‘Onlyhands’
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentI don’t know how to pronounce “couture” and frankly I’m way too lazy to Google it
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentRegular Yoda is just 3 baby Yodas stacked on top of each other in a robe
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentIf aliens suddenly landed now we'd have to be like omg please excuse the mess
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @Greg_1_Leg 😂😂😂 you totally didMe: I can’t be easily influenced Also me: *grows beard after being on twitter a few months.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentI listened to WAP 69 times this year in case you’re looking for a new role model.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentIf ET was made in 2020: ET: phone home Kid: you mean text right? Nobody calls people these days. ET:
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentHer : Let me see your big stuff baby. Me: *sends a pic of my bills*
Retweeted by Melissafent on the Hillifent @SvnSxty Smelf 😂😂😂my kid after home school graduation https://t.co/B5T4L1GIFl
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentI have as many unrealistic goals as the people that make the serving size: 1 mozzarella stick.
Retweeted by Melissafent on the HillifentElectric eels? No thanks I’d rather pedal my eels.
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12/4
2020

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