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Joined Twitter 12/14/06


@mcrocklinhutch BTW guys, the new @ladygaga single is just *begging* for a shredwave cover… ❤️🎸 #StupidLove #StupidShredBRB, just watching the @ladygaga video again… https://t.co/eeaJBM9O1p #StupidLove #IWantYourStupidLove #LadyGaga #LittleMonster @LickMyOcelot @UpstartCrowPlay You’ve done it right.You beautiful bugger. Congratulations @eddieizzard on running 28 marathons in 28 days to raise money for charities… https://t.co/dbl04ilZfr @Jezmerelda This is the real human cost. @JoanFoden AMAZING, dahling. Amazing. 😉Extremely rare solo day trip to Brighton tomorrow just to do some shopping and generally chill out. Might buy some… https://t.co/NscdEmP4v6OK, the new @ladygaga single is an absolute banger. My mate has watched the video 16 times so far today, and she calls ME a fanboy! @AngryMetalGuy No, YOU’RE crying.Was about to take a bathroom mirror selfie when I realised I was attempting to save time by doing it while still do… https://t.co/aiEpgXm3sEToday is definitely a type 2) day, in case you were wondering.FAO @bumlaser https://t.co/zwL4xs5RRBOh, that’s good. https://t.co/D60hnlfTxl
2/28
2020
Back to “guy mode” for the evening. Not a problem. All is well. “Fabulous mode” will recommence tomorrow. 😉 https://t.co/8gNoO5q2NeRemember, meatbags. It’s ok to not be ok. But please don’t suffer in silence. @deflatermouse Urgh. 😞 @rfbooth You were right. This is *so* fun. https://t.co/jv6hZluFlSIn terms of 'Ball against the Wall' ZX Spectrum games Batty was far superior to both Arkanoid 1 & 2. Both had frust… https://t.co/vHXQXMvGXJ
Retweeted by Axemonkey 🤷‍♀️Hmmm. Oh dear. #ICubeInPublic #Megaminx #GAN @icubeinpublic https://t.co/fe0QjSH22B @adrianclark It’s treatment, tbh.I say “116”, because that’s what the answer is. https://t.co/QC1rajdvC9🤷‍♀️ Oh well – today is a 2), so fuck it!My brain seems to exist in two states at the moment. 1) Depressed, confused, unable to make good choices, isolatio… https://t.co/Q3okSzshLYHere we go again. #BackOnTheWagon https://t.co/be5494uXLf @jongomm Beautiful, Jon. Love you, man. You’re one of the good ones.You, sir/madam, are an idiot. https://t.co/aDj705bVDeRight. We’re back, and we’re bigger than a breadbox. As you were.I'm a planetary scientist with published papers specifically on Saturn's atmosphere/rings, so thought it'd be fun t… https://t.co/DAKf7nbRR0
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2/27
2020
And huge thanks to everyone who messaged me, I’m sorry I didn’t reply, but I was in no state to form sentences. Pl… https://t.co/RGaQ4CzlQ7 @creedy_paul Hi Paul. Thanks.Sorry, I was having a really bad day on Monday. I slipped off the wagon again and my head has gotten in a right mes… https://t.co/ZVAsQw7x6K
2/26
2020
I’ve got my hair that’s the important thingYes it can
2/25
2020
Fear. Boredom. Fear of boredom. Boredom of fear. Boredom boredom boredom. Oh well. It can’t rain all the time.Interminable confinement. Crippling rage. Off the wagon. Disappointment. Wine, though.Confusion. Sorrow. Longing. Bone-deep longing. Wrongness that never goes away.Depression. Pain. Stress. Fatigue. Despair. Hopelessness. Loneliness. Routine. Trough. Repeat.8 years already? Jesus. It feels like only 96 months. Taken too soon. #RIPGreggJevin @iheartguitar It’s still being finished off in Germany but I should have it around Easter. https://t.co/agaV3srcV9 @iheartguitar Would you like a sneak peek at my WMC Jem clone? Would you, eh?
2/24
2020
@AngryMetalGuy Not even the worst thing about them. Morrison’s lyrics are utter fucking bilge.
2/22
2020
@AngryMetalGuy Dan Brown @nosuchthing I personally await episode 4. Penis data analysts don’t get the recognition they deserve, you know.https://t.co/YXC0jnHZZI
Retweeted by Axemonkey 🤷‍♀️ @LickMyOcelot Thank you darling. You too. ❤️ @iheartguitar You’re doing it right.FUCK IT. I'm going to give away one absolute FINAL signed first edition of my new book. RT this & follow me for a c… https://t.co/49eBpCAP5a
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2/21
2020
I feel lovely. @SteveMarshall Pro-tip: in *then* out. Repeat. 👍 @NickClement Nice.
2/20
2020
If you want me Meet me at Electric ChapelI’m on the right track, baby. I was born this way. @stuart_hollands Always always ALWAYS make Outside Seat Man get up so you can sit in the inside seat. Even if there… https://t.co/CeGIF9DvBG
2/18
2020
@AngryMetalGuy WotW pt.1? Yes. Yes it is.Keep on... truckin... with K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the 70s. @8balltshirts #8balltshirts https://t.co/ILnLZ8rDyd @maxui I’m so tired I could sleep a horse. @heydonworks Fair. @heydonworks Yeah. You have to sign in there and then it will re-open the desktop app. Because seamless?
2/17
2020
@400FootGhost Not Farters Parters?Wait. Can I start again?
2/16
2020
Chilling with the Bert. #CatsOfInstagram #Bertie #BertsOfInstagram https://t.co/fpzpa9XoTR
2/15
2020
@heydonworks Fuck.MUCH JOY! Carry On Wayward Son, metal cover by Leo Moracchioli https://t.co/K7heM6FsuB @FrogLeapStudios \m/ #MetalFree Valentine's Day cards. https://t.co/DDAV0Uu41h
Retweeted by Axemonkey 🤷‍♀️Friday is brought to you by the letters M, C and R. #MyChemicalRomance @MCRofficialAnyone’s guess https://t.co/uc4B3aQCJG
2/14
2020
Some days are harder than others. @shibmathew Have to catch you another time man. Got to go eat. Good to see you dude! @eddieizzard 13 marathons in 13 days, and looking absolutely amazing Eddie! You’re a walking – and running! – inspiration. ❤️🙏 @shibmathew See you later! 😉 @400FootGhost Whence? Not the mage from The Lies of Locke Lamora? @iheartguitar Reverse headstock, black TOL on maple, alder body, BW swirl, zebra Bare Knuckle pickups (Silo set wit… https://t.co/FP4NaFUgJH @axemonkey Ooooooooooh.
Retweeted by Axemonkey 🤷‍♀️Same. https://t.co/DwvjTnwg9Q @iheartguitar @stevevai You’re going to love my WMC jem-clone when it’s finished. ;-)I’m quitting tech to become my best friends in my my own life was a great night and a good night to my wife for din… https://t.co/7zRD3mTPbp @drsnooks 😉Your right leg, I like. I’ve got nothing against your right leg.
2/13
2020
@tewilliam @thommeread I always sit next to outside seat guy. Even if there are double seats free.Billy Porter is a fucking badass. 👗 @heydonworks Can collab. ;-)confusedFuck it. I'm going to give away one FINAL signed first edition of my new book. RT this and follow me for a chance t… https://t.co/l3omAIk6hO
Retweeted by Axemonkey 🤷‍♀️Ah well done the Nordy Gays! Love wins! Long overdue. https://t.co/03IlSxTGZT
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2/12
2020
@Halcyon I had 70 days then relapsed like hell. Back on it now, one day at a time… Good work, Halcyon. Inspiring!… https://t.co/obcnVgXEhdAnd then, the sun came out! https://t.co/QxShEsNTL3 @PoorRobin @bumlaser YEET!Windy Camden wander https://t.co/JlzY5v1wVP @bumlaser @PoorRobin Also, be sure to YEET. @_ade There’s a lot to digest. Not sure if I’ve heard all of it yet. Love what I’ve heard so far though. @_ade Yes. Yes it is. 😄
2/11
2020
@heydonworks 😞 It me.#NowPlaying Underworld - S T A R If you haven’t picked up Drift Series 1 yet, do. And if you have, still do. #Underworld @shibmathew You going to be at the YJ IR35 event this Thursday?when wizards from different factions convene a council because there is great turmoil in the land https://t.co/TBnHZ5zDHf
Retweeted by Axemonkey 🤷‍♀️ @AshBerlin Steal them. It’s the only way they’ll learn.
2/10
2020
Hi Twitter. I'd like to give you a signed book. RT this & follow me for a chance to win. You need to like one of th… https://t.co/QFJL17XVO2
Retweeted by Axemonkey 🤷‍♀️Windy innit
2/9
2020
Right. https://t.co/sXe4lhF35MSo throw on the black dress, mix in with the lot You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not
2/7
2020

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