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I try to leave my cliches at home.

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Joined Twitter 11/21/11


brb bout to go start a new chapter in life
9/29
2020
Finessed something I wasn’t suppose to finesse 😂I have to fast until the morning and I’m hating my selfSaints and Packers game is going off
9/28
2020
son i’m bout to cry https://t.co/XCwAgvV8aY
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9/27
2020
fuckin cryin why this kid spittin lmfaoooo https://t.co/CJQ0GZIBsD
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingThe heelys stay ON during sex
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Retweeted by Aaron Fleming @MsMelChen thoughts on whether or not the U.S. will go into civil war or implode following the election?“Cactus Jack sent me” https://t.co/UIbA2rbkgB https://t.co/oGd9MEQ5fJ
Retweeted by Aaron Fleming“Dada” 🥺 https://t.co/waIuAGunf0
Retweeted by Aaron Fleming*gifI got sent this meme earlier today and I haven’t stopped laughing https://t.co/pLFIcvvaFMThis episode fucked me up and I couldn’t understand why https://t.co/OXo633ASGZ
9/26
2020
@altusmenifee Naw she to paranoid, she FaceTimed me to tell me tho @_j_aye I had a feeling you’d enjoy this video lol @altusmenifee I guess he was shrooming on a hike yesterday in Big Sur so definitely same vibes lolHappy Friday y’all https://t.co/9O4A072pjp😔 https://t.co/O18F8qqccF
9/25
2020
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9/24
2020
if ur from socal u know that In n Out's parking lot drivethru logistics is god tier
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingI miss this dude“True love exists when two people can just enjoy silence together.” -Mac Miller
9/23
2020
We wanna dance again
Retweeted by Aaron Flemingthe accuracy 🤣 https://t.co/OmK1pFQbRV
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingSHE DID NOT JUST RUN UP AND PUNCH THAT SHIT 😭😭 https://t.co/82e5ssUwpt
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingME IN THE FACEMy ADHD be smackinPTSD https://t.co/vupItvzDW2We was in September for 6 days
Retweeted by Aaron Flemingfor the last time soundcloud i am not interested in joining the army
Retweeted by Aaron Fleming @Raiders stadium is murdered the fuck out lol
9/22
2020
@NotFVTH3R My guy you’re just going to be chasing the dragon after two hits 😂Anthony Davis confirmed that he yelled “KOBE!” after drilling the game winning shot. https://t.co/6b8N5Z9J7c
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingMy 2nd favorite video of the day 😂 https://t.co/vJPdRj7Bn3
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9/21
2020
Woke up to cuts I didn’t have lastnight 🙃
9/20
2020
10 days https://t.co/10JvYo2xFuOne day imma have me a son. A tall son. Not no short ass son. Gang shit.
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9/19
2020
What a difference rain makes. https://t.co/2O6p9uoyRZ https://t.co/eMFA4IPnX5
Retweeted by Aaron Flemingpeople have lied but never have they lied like you https://t.co/1riK7sACsd
Retweeted by Aaron Flemingthis shit killin me still https://t.co/sOwzoSg0Ks
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingA very large panda eating a very large carrot, very loudly https://t.co/vwTqpIdSoi
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingBig Bear legitimately looks like a volcanoNo...this is not a video from last year. This was footage from an actual festival that I played last week in Taiwan… https://t.co/nbWzLbmWIv
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingWhy he flex like this 😭😭I love to see it https://t.co/WexHVSFUlt
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingWhen fedex delivers my PS5 https://t.co/oTWPraNiJ6
Retweeted by Aaron Fleming"WOAH THERE PARTNER" - @SeeReax https://t.co/55xedL5MCk
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9/18
2020
This behavior is not very PS5 of him.
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingGotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king https://t.co/hLxBlpfjnq
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingI feel 2 much
Retweeted by Aaron Flemingmy baby got his hearing aids today. look at his face 🥺😭 https://t.co/IwwdsQVrSN
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9/17
2020
Men say “don’t start” and women hear “are you ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????????”
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingTHIS WHY YOU DONT PUT FAITH IN A NIGGA WITH A NEW BALANCE SHIRT ON https://t.co/1NniteUIQU
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingCLIPPERS ARE FRAUDS. THEY MADE SO MUCH NOISE. PAT BEV BARKIN EVERYDAY. ANALYSTS ON THE CLIPPERS NUTS DAILY. ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY LMAOOOO
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingNuggets beat the Clippers in Game 7 to advance to the WCF https://t.co/2WQvuBYMiM
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9/16
2020
Boy I’m crying 😭 https://t.co/pO4H0FbNOx
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingGohan defeated Cell at the age of 10 https://t.co/3Y6h3bdHXp
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9/15
2020
don’t u just love patagucci? I do https://t.co/ysss2VEs2f
Retweeted by Aaron Fleming🤦🏻‍♂️ I’m just tired man https://t.co/BeWdjGSqfIpls vote https://t.co/vhe4ScZgqN
Retweeted by Aaron Fleming“can’t wait till winter so i can start dressin” https://t.co/ueGG9am3E9
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingIf @joerogan moderates a debate between @realDonaldTrump and @JoeBiden the simulation is going to crack/reset. The… https://t.co/DFxeNJpuUuMike Wahousekey https://t.co/LEL74osVq6
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingDo kids even get chased by dogs anymore ? This new generation don’t go through shit smh
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9/14
2020
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Retweeted by Aaron FlemingIf you like otters open this thread 🦦
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingS/O to the girl at the gym wearing a sweatshirt that says “STOP HAVING SEX WITH BROKE MEN.” I’m sorry we would never workout 😔Just bringing this back for a laugh https://t.co/svks4uG25QI hated when teachers put “?” On graded work, bìtch idk what’s going on either
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9/13
2020
Vibe check on isle 9 plzFor new things to begin some things have to come to an endMa kneeeee
9/12
2020
Throw this at California https://t.co/tmazKI4wdu
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9/11
2020
ladies tasers are OUT fire swords are IN https://t.co/JCp7E8dE9t
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Retweeted by Aaron Fleminghey, if you feel like giving up: i hope you can find comfort in the fact that i, chet porter, also want to give up. let's give up together
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9/10
2020
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Retweeted by Aaron FlemingMy nigga just woof’d in English https://t.co/6Y4Dq6GwVo
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingThe Wolf of Wall Street https://t.co/ypZTqbGfDL
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9/9
2020
Sebastian Steudtner — a German pro surfer — rode a wave over 115 feet tall at Nazare, Portugal. I’m not this toug… https://t.co/59SxUtwPds
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9/8
2020
I’m so over this year that I’m contemplating putting up my Christmas tree this week 😪
Retweeted by Aaron Fleming10 my guy 🖐🏼🤚🏼 https://t.co/SGBUVGNBLh
9/7
2020
Everyone knew and loved Al! He literally saw us all grow up. This man deserves to have a statue put up at the krik😭… https://t.co/sYO0VaG7RM
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9/6
2020
I’m as sad as ever. Al was that dude man. https://t.co/KEdJ4z5a56“I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION I DONT NEED A MASK” https://t.co/UZHHs8YBD1
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingThat's where butter and cream cheese go. What is you doing https://t.co/O5RyWewgSt
Retweeted by Aaron FlemingJust being light on my feet so I don’t disturb the peace
9/5
2020
Waking up early is a birthright not a sinStop what you’re doing and look at the moonhttps://t.co/a66Rqb7QkM
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9/4
2020

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