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👽 CANNOLI SUPER FAN ACOUNT

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My sister’s dog saw her using a string to play with the kittens so now he uses it to play with them 😭😭 https://t.co/xkyuqGbuaT
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™People talk a lot of shit about Americans being rude but every time I’ve traveled internationally people have gawke… https://t.co/ifGoR9H79b
4/22
2019
I’m calling the police on this woman who brought her pizza into sweetgreen to hang out and look at her phoneAhhh shit here we go again https://t.co/Wg3bXzPlyu
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4/20
2019
Last time I travelled internationally I didn’t sleep for THREE days and didn’t poop the TEN, yes TEN days. So plea… https://t.co/clvZM3IOpl @linalovesit I googled everlane and now I’m upsetWhen I get that “Bitchhhhhh” text from my friends https://t.co/pwOVRO6YcU
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4/19
2019
@catchdini @ohaileigh That is so oddly specific and wildly accurate for us... @ohaileigh 😱 I need to do this!
4/18
2019
@linalovesit 1Password and 2 factor girl!!!
4/17
2019
Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes. Me: How much do I owe? Gov’t: You have to figure that out. Me:… https://t.co/nMbJ8Q2KIY
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™When I’m rich I’m hiring someone to walk in front of me all the time so they can stop and talk to the clipboard peo… https://t.co/HfksNr3sHU
4/16
2019
Someone on the train is listening to CRAZYFROGI just took all of my stuff off the chair next to me to make room for someone when they came in and they sat down n… https://t.co/nFCh8KTsAhLast call for someone to stay in my apartment April 21-26 to watch the cats, I’m in prime Williamsburg off the JMZ… https://t.co/nKWZGkHEXq @melbatoastmarie This is the CUTEST outfit
4/15
2019
Im just saying y’all are bitching about aphex twin but when have you actually bought your friends music or payed a… https://t.co/tQlUEHvX6S
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Someone remind Daniel that today is still my birthday, and tomorrow will still be my birthday, and the rest of Apri… https://t.co/3zyCW3Lah0 @sarahnomiddle 😂😂😂 that’s the best version of the song tbh
4/14
2019
@ohaileigh @thisisbroken EXCUSE ME?
4/13
2019
It’s my birthday which means every dentist I’ve ever been to emailed me using a weird email client that won’t let me ever unsubscribeFestivals should have an age limit I don’t think anybody over 25 should go Why do i say this because I’m on my way… https://t.co/WVxZkCteSh
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4/12
2019
@thomas_lennon You’re invited to my bday tomorrow night if you’re interested! @JubileeDJ Ballin on a budget over hereBirthday weekend plans include: Aphex Twin Chicken and waffles brunch Botanical garden Cute pics Cheese party Two b… https://t.co/ZWDp43iGwj
4/11
2019
@fillegrossiere I don’t look like anyone either, but that’s fine because when someone says you look like a celebrit… https://t.co/xXyFlAfQk5
4/10
2019
What the demon under my bed sees at 3:00am https://t.co/iimQ9W96i5
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @jgoldner https://t.co/5P1esaqKluMe: ☹️ Shania Twain: Lets go girls Me: 🤠
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4/9
2019
Do I have any Spanish speaking friends that just wanna text me random Spanish shit to help me learn by using it in… https://t.co/9hIesHcpVehttps://t.co/Wqi2Vk68WG
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4/8
2019
@th0tcouture BEAUTIFULGot lucky at buffalo and a rave thot went through my clothes and took everything 😎Winner receives the vaccine https://t.co/8D1Ew04pVW
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™I googled how many calories are in tapioca pearls and now I can’t drink bubble tea anymore 😪😪😪Trying to find the humor in today by remembering myself blocking traffic on bushwick ave chasing after a dog that w… https://t.co/kNDbqEc0OP
4/7
2019
Someones min pin got off their lease and ran into traffic so I chased it down and caught it in a car wash where it… https://t.co/RjHoE50yI2
4/6
2019
Billy Ray Cyrus: “Baby's got a habit, diamond rings and Fendi sports bras Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports c… https://t.co/LAXiaxt3hB
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @ASamanthaRae @Spotify I thought the no ads version didn’t count for this offer 😭When you go over his house and he only has one pillow on his bed... and it’s flat. https://t.co/pnrk6xg4bh
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™live footage of me listening to the billy ray cyrus old town road remix for the ninth time this morning https://t.co/MJ3QhiAwFp
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™After only living with comedians for the last 5 years and mostly dating women whose entire personality is a fun hai… https://t.co/J24nMxp3Sn
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™What my last Pringle at the bottom of the can sees https://t.co/3QqByUaQrI
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Goals https://t.co/HXk5HpcRxV
4/5
2019
@melbatoastmarie I’m mostly worried because it says it’ll still be 40s/60s when I go so I’ll need heavier clothes a… https://t.co/H1bJCXflPr @von_owie I need to see this skirt, and if you have any places to shop let me know! I just have food and sight seeing scheduled as of now @stephmit Flying direct both ways with United @stephmit Staying in Barcelona the whole time for 5 full daysI’m going to Spain in a few weeks should I just bring carry on and wear basically the same thing everyday or check… https://t.co/yG3RI198mw
4/4
2019
Do white people know that the dogs in Flint don’t have clean water either? Have we tried that approach?
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™I love when people give me stuff for free, and then I tip them plus what the thing cost I got for free. Everybody wins! @polalalalala Same thing happened to me before 😂😂
4/3
2019
Yes https://t.co/P5dziVHwPwBitches leave their dog in a cage 14 hours a day and be like "I'm a dog mom to a fur baby :)" No hoe you a warden to a prisoner
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @fillegrossiere Absolute purfectionpornhub titles r so unnecessarily descriptive : petite girl with degree in physics & fat ass gets dicked down by ma… https://t.co/zS6tmyQmVh
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4/2
2019
Why didn’t Old Town Road come out a month ago when I was doing a western themed pole routine 😭😭😭😭😭 @ASamanthaRae I know I was surprised to see such a bright color on you but it’s great! @ASamanthaRae LOVE this color
4/1
2019
Kamala Harris blocked gender reassignment for trans inmates. https://t.co/ZkMHbH1gAA
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Let’s see the chart for men under 30 who have assembled bed frames https://t.co/6LMkj7GMRb
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @JubileeDJ Not worrying about panty line has been life changing @princeklassen I only go 0 or 100 no in betweenMight fuck around and convert from being a big shirt small pants girl to a small shirt big pants girl @ohaileigh I came by earlier but y’all was all locked up 😪
3/31
2019
I might not be the greatest friend but at least I never forced anyone to go to a large group dinner reservation for my birthdayme: *on my deathbed, taking my last slow dying breath* my gf: wait, can you send me those pics first?
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3/29
2019
@Texasmike Because I’m not a developer and don’t know what I’m doing 😭😭 also the CMS im using has a lot of restrict… https://t.co/DQ4MGyxkRmI have spent months, literally M O N T H S, trying to get a vertically infinite scrolling background image on a web… https://t.co/4Z1IP0qGVxShout-out to @babysarahrulz for her sweet new @googlechrome extension, Vision Bored, which replaces the blank "New… https://t.co/lq0XITu7zq
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @Rawnzilla @googlechrome Thank you Ron!!!
3/28
2019
Spotify is fed up lmao https://t.co/kgUH2QMnpz
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™if i'm anyones nemesis. good choice. i know my life is/i am annoying as fuck.
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3/27
2019
... excuse me? https://t.co/TH4vTbue0J @stephmit I saw!!! Congrats!! And also my condolences 😪 you raised a beautiful girl who’s gonna make her new family so happy! @stephmit Thank you! I’m scheduling a cat sitter to come by for daily hour visits but last time I did it princess j… https://t.co/zAlkSbVbP7
3/26
2019
🚨 Last chance to stay in my cute ass Williamsburg apartment for free April 20-26 🚨 in exchange for watching my beautiful cat (no randos) @connperignon @linalovesit I see what you mean looking at the strap length now. A few of them are $100 cheaper righ… https://t.co/tSPFcBsi0M
3/25
2019
it has never once occurred to a man to wipe down a surface
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @linalovesit I’ve been wanting one since last summer but feel the same way, especially since it won’t be an every day bag 😪Which Susan Alexandra bag should I get 🤔🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/3npGKIRQEjEvery group chat births a second smaller group chat without the annoying people, and if you think yours doesn't, I have some bad news
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3/24
2019
trying to watch a movie on a flight https://t.co/YWNARqqR3A
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™pornhub stirring the pot https://t.co/I8AhyGLeYi
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @babysarahrulz "Leave the bottle"
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3/23
2019
I’d like one shot of your top shelf dumb bitch juice pleasewhat essential oil will stop me from being a dumb bitch
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Men are always making fun of women taking forever to get ready, but u know what? Maybe men should take forever to g… https://t.co/KbweUHHQL6
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ladies, if a guy... -remembers your birthday -knows what you enjoy -saves your pictures -harvests your data -keeps… https://t.co/OC6ufsvNr2
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3/22
2019
yall let pusher t and Beyoncé's husband rap about cocaine for 74 years. if all these women wanna rap about is scamm… https://t.co/9dR06SjpCA
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3/21
2019
*possibly* looking for a house/cat sitter for April 20-26 please send any recommendations! @KevBuc315 😰Did she film this in cypress 👀😍 https://t.co/9Ji5RUQbLm
3/20
2019
@ASamanthaRae @verizon Same it’s been going on all week I can’t even use my phone I’m getting so many callsOn a scale of 1-10 how painful is getting an epidural in a herniated disc
3/19
2019
I have exactly one iOS feature request. https://t.co/IOgW975ton
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3/18
2019

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