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👽 CANNOLI SUPER FAN ACOUNT

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i am never deleting tik tok https://t.co/pNsnjSEkLQ
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8/17
2019
Interviewers: prove you know how to code Me: I've been employed doing exactly that for 4 years Interviewers: buil… https://t.co/3rJc8RoYAH
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Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™THANK YOU FOR BRINGING YOUR BLUETOOTH SPEAKER TO THE BEACH I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THE SOUND OF THE WAVES AND BIRDS A… https://t.co/7I1qhUwHbV
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8/16
2019
@rosekue Thank you I will look them up! I have Aetna, a lot of my search has had doctors who list Aetna as a provid… https://t.co/5o4i4nDbNX @dances I post all content min 24 hours later @Fauxlie_ I’ve considered some of the teledoctor options, but have had my hopes on finding someone in person that d… https://t.co/c5SXhnnVicWould love to stop internalizing my grieving any day now!My dad died a year and 9 months ago and I’m STILL looking for a therapist that: - takes my insurance - is in netwo… https://t.co/1NPhp1NGek @lowayne @linalovesit Do you have suggestions for nyc ones (that take insurance)? So far no one takes it only “out… https://t.co/lLI5CUiGP7Posted a few new designs for my Chrome Extension last week, install Vision Bored to get fun designs with positive a… https://t.co/lVJlCS0p3K
8/15
2019
@alplicable Hello from the hood house! https://t.co/I5oB6d8zYLI would rather shave my bangs off and wax my forehead for the rest of my life than deal with this awkward phase of growing out my bangs90% of "trying to date again!!!!!! Why am I doing this to myself!!!!“ is men naming off a tv show I NEED to watch,… https://t.co/WQkgYB2D28
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8/14
2019
@melliemell I’ve even started making my own!!
8/13
2019
Hobbies include: - being allergic to goat cheese - refusing to stop eating goat cheese - getting sick from goat cheese @alplicable I might take lots of pics but I never post them at the function! I’m very good about getting the photo… https://t.co/6U2U0it115 @alplicable My boyfriend is my designated photographer otherwise I’m too shy to ask even friends! He knows the angl… https://t.co/apx063Xjf4 @katemoross Omg I can’t wait to see pics
8/12
2019
My favorite part of being an adult is having money to dress like all the spice girls
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8/11
2019
My cat takes playtime into his own paws https://t.co/XtLwyqnyWb
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @von_owie I cannot believe someone could be so evil and awful, please let me know if you need anything I’ll help yo… https://t.co/6ldR1cC6xP
8/10
2019
My boyfriend and I go to The Met to fight because we’re cultured
8/9
2019
@jgoldner I’ll allow itRT if you’re holding in a big pooNYers if you want to ditch SoulCycle I can’t say enough good things about Monster Cycle. You’d be supporting a smal… https://t.co/9Hsq1Zl9X5
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8/8
2019
The only thing I got poppin’ right now are my knee capsThis is the most unhinged Ask Polly letter I've ever received, hands down. https://t.co/IMcgxMcWDJ
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Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Me when someone's running 1 minute over in a meeting room I booked https://t.co/78q9vqQvde
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8/7
2019
People with nice handwriting: what is that like
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8/6
2019
This kills me everytime I watch it. 😂😂 https://t.co/oJWpHGFgi5
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™me when i get the rainbow star on Mario Kart https://t.co/s5E6tGZ0nu
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8/4
2019
@alplicable @MelbreezeMusic Omg I LOVE HERWho knew a 14 year old nose piercing would half close up in just a few weeks should I stab it myself or have someone fix itno!! worries!!! if!!!!!!!! not!!!!!!!!
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Taking national security advice from a Cheney has already caused irreparable damage to our country. We don't need… https://t.co/HtjVUrdRWd
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8/3
2019
.@JubileeDJ on the cover of @Spotify's new Sweat playlist listen: https://t.co/hkp2ezwjib hear "Mami" ft.… https://t.co/QncrNJ2hss
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™My sexual fantasy is sleeping for 8 hours straight without getting up to pee.
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™This SWEAT playlist on @Spotify might be my new fave?! And not just cause @JubileeDJ on the cover! https://t.co/3YANRKpG25
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8/2
2019
I cannot be expected to work or focus when there is CORNBREAD in the building please hold ALL CALLS
7/31
2019
therapy: expensive cutting all of your t shirts into muscle tee crop tops: free
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7/27
2019
@PhilipNByrne "Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have.. No, that's too big" https://t.co/MTS08cGpii
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™I was hoping not wearing makeup for a few weeks would help my skin but my stress and depression have other plans!🎉🎉🎉 new @JubileeDJ ft. @MALUCAMALA out now on all platforms!!🎉🎉🎉 download/stream: https://t.co/fMEmyj9Dyc https://t.co/wmuRyohJxR
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™my hands so her hands can look like this: look like this: https://t.co/DKpTodh1tA
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™my dog chewed a hole through my boyfriends mattress pad.. https://t.co/P9TOsRl9LO
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™"Mami" ft @malucamala is out now on all of the platforms. Find me in the @Mixpak studio today giving huge hugs to t… https://t.co/e5YeieBAr4
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7/26
2019
@linalovesit No one else has it together, so you still suffer, even after putting in all that work to get it together! @JubileeDJ @stephmit @kaylorikay I read a comment this week how everyone in nyc does this because we dont have cars… https://t.co/oRHeIileSK @fillegrossiere @SlimiHendrix Wait can I license this airbrushing idea from you because it is brilliant
7/25
2019
my last three brain cells fighting over which one gets the serotonin today https://t.co/VgB3IUI9KX
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7/24
2019
@celebates BEAUTIES ALL OF YOUUUUU
7/23
2019
I just remembered one of my first “alone” concerts was limp bizkit and dmx when I was 13
7/21
2019
@stephmit I saw them pop up out of no where how did this become a thing?!
7/19
2019
@thirdcoastgyal The sooner you ship them off the sooner you can save more that are on the list! You start to think… https://t.co/sXpoQvUEph
7/17
2019
I have had a 102 fever for days and if I don’t get a 10 gallon jug of bubble tea immediately my brain might actually melt out of my skullThere was a point in time where everyone I knew was sending me that picture of the cat with ham on its face and I s… https://t.co/qvSeEh67In
7/13
2019
@andrewjorczak Haven’t been to Texas in 11 months 😪 homesick for queso and whataburgerI would do anything for a Shipley’s donut right now 😭😭😭😭😭 @JubileeDJ Then he told me he’d cancel the ride for me since it was his fault for missing the exit if I gave him a… https://t.co/LxhiHcJCpo @JubileeDJ Last one I took he wouldn’t stop not only talking but turning his body around to look at me when he talk… https://t.co/lbmoBVVBzo @JubileeDJ Sorry I was trying to stay out of techno twitter drama but I am so beyond SICK of being expected to perf… https://t.co/AEh83Vr37O
7/12
2019
If Uber drivers wanna talk to me so damn bad then THEY can pay for the trip
7/11
2019
@oliviabradley88 (•_•) <) )╯ you’re not god / \ \(•_•) ( (> or my father / \ (•_•) <) )> or my boss / \
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7/10
2019
(opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here
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7/9
2019
@andrewjorczak I was savaging it for a special occasion, even though every day in here is a special occasion ✨
7/8
2019
@matthewfamularo always check the bars before crossing a turnstyle!Today is my 10 year anniversary in nyc and my favorite memory is when someone smeared shit all over the full body t… https://t.co/FjH0yvLm05🌙🥤✨   🌙🥤✨ ✨   🌙 ✨    🌙 🌙 Drink water 🥤 🥤 You ✨  ✨ stupid… https://t.co/KVvaFp37gQ
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7/7
2019
@thirdcoastgyal @HanksKendyl @LazarLaw Her little peanut butter face 😭😭😭😍😍😍 @thirdcoastgyal Torties and calicos have so much sass that’s why they’re my favorites 😂😂😂 @thirdcoastgyal Lol girl how do you not know about tortitude?!? @grenier That’s AWESOME 👏👏👏👏 keep it up! @topshelftyson This is my dream set keep it GOING @hellhathnofurby If you ever need help with web or graphic design stuff let me know and I can help!
7/6
2019
@thirdcoastgyal Poor baby 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
7/5
2019
@thirdcoastgyal @austinpetsalive OmGggggggg I love her 😭😭😭😭
7/4
2019
when you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it’s tucked https://t.co/6I837GjKv5
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7/3
2019
@linalovesit Heidi Gibson is my current fav! @propervillainy @KSHMRmusic @WILLYJOY @back2backpod Have you read The Power of Habit? One of my favorites! I’ll check this one out next ✌️ @jgoldner I would watch if that would help give me ideas for choreography and style!The fall pole showcase theme is 🎞 FILM NIOR 🎥 (which I know nothing about lol) please help me find music that would… https://t.co/oCtKqO0T4pWhy You Shouldn't Support Kamala Harris For The Upcoming 2020 Election: a thread https://t.co/rJVDSfJ5tQ
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7/2
2019
Stop saving your nice shit for “special” occasions. If you flex regularly that will become your vibration. Asé 🙏🏿
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™When I hear someone in the office start singing Happy Birthday https://t.co/OE5yCfwdtMif I have to be alive I’m going to complain about it the whole time
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @thirdcoastgyal Omg those pointy little wolverine ears 👹😻
7/1
2019
so i made something https://t.co/d4vY2cNpLl
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6/30
2019
Two nights in a row without wearing my retainer is my Hot Girl Summer
6/29
2019
@fillegrossiere What comforter is it? I have bad hot flashes at night and can only use quilts and still wake up sweating to death @JawnValjawn @fillegrossiere Which one? I’ve researched them all and they’re sooo expensive but don’t want to inves… https://t.co/JLIwcxdbcO
6/28
2019
@hellhathnofurby @linalovesit I got it in the mail lit yesterday but you spoke highly of it and I saw a few more tw… https://t.co/IeACGlWExn @linalovesit It was recommended for dark undereye circles but I now use it for breakouts instead TruSkin Vitamin C… https://t.co/dyJMgJxrvX @linalovesit I got this generic vitamin c serum off amazon and it dried up my hormonal acne in like only 2 nights I love it @hellhathnofurby @linalovesit I finally got the honeymoon glow! Haven’t used it yet but I’m excited
6/27
2019

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