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👽 CANNOLI SUPER FAN ACOUNT

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Joined Twitter 12/7/08


Active shooter drills? https://t.co/2B4uhCPlrh
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2/19
2019
@retroglo Wait how has no one said red velvet???!!!
2/18
2019
Watching wealthy families buying homes on House Hunters is my form of self harmHere’s a vid that always throws me into an existential crisis. ENJOY!! https://t.co/k7Ho3tL1iK
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2/17
2019
@Texasmike Self help is my favorite book genrehope this video of a baby raccoon playing with bubbles makes your day better https://t.co/WTY3PbWET4
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @celebates Welcome to the club 3️⃣0️⃣🎉People at work think I’m in my 20s and I can’t tell if I look the good kind of young with beautiful skin and no wri… https://t.co/s31CVq4W7HYa girl got a raise should I put the extra amount into a savings account each check or get the fancy bag I’ve been wanting since the summer
2/15
2019
due to personal reasons i will be going completely off the fucking rails
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™I cannot believe the year is 2019 and grown adults eat in public spaces chewing and smacking with their mouths open
2/14
2019
@linalovesit I would check local arcades/book stores those are where I usually find them but it’s never listed online anywhere 😑Why am I surprised this girl has a video of someone throwing a cat into a bath tub full of water calling it a “bath… https://t.co/Z1lrruTFPT @linalovesit Little Tokyo used to have them in one of the kawaii shops but last time I went they were gone 😪 please… https://t.co/l4YSZHZPeO @stephmit Link me sis @linalovesit This has been fucking me up lately, especially living in Williamsburg 🙄 it doesn’t matter how hard I w… https://t.co/aHtSwjyb0w
2/13
2019
When I did something but I never put it on my to do list so it doesn’t count now https://t.co/FLIpzFkmEt @topshelftyson Whatever this app is I need it
2/12
2019
@Texasmike Oh my god the before is my dream house 😰😰😰😰
2/11
2019
@lowayne I’ve been wanting to for months but every time I try to Goldie my bags out the transition period is just so terrible I can’t
2/10
2019
I’m reporting Netflix’s autoplay preview to homeland security for domestic terrorism
2/9
2019
Gordon Ramsay’s best quote is when he said "this squid is so undercooked I can still still hear it telling spongebob to fUCK OFF!"
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2/8
2019
If im ever kidnapped I find solice in knowing there will be a very distinct trail of purple split ends that will help detectives find mePedestrian Crossing Street Makes Sure To Look At Approaching Car So Driver Will Feel More Guilty If They Run Him Ov… https://t.co/qv6NKz6yOF
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @linalovesit Saw an article earlier how “platinum blonde hair” was the new trend for men and all but one pic in the… https://t.co/dFH2BzdjpU @ohaileigh Are you at the Whitney with the milk and cookies or new museums chic chip or are you smelling levain all… https://t.co/F0caN581iSWhen insurance companies deny your claim because “you don’t need antidepressants you need to stay positive!” https://t.co/GHXNZTaEBV @Rawnzilla And then to have the AUDACITY to publicly admit and document the entire debacle in a documentary is just out of controlAbducted in Plain Sight is so beyond absurd I can’t believe any of this is actually real how could they be so STUPID like HOWWWWYou ever start a new tv show on Netflix and then two hours later it ends and it wasn’t a tv show it was a movie?LMAO (Leave Me Alone Ok)
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @amandamull Wanted to drink more water so I got a cute one hoping it would encourage me to drink more and it HAS. I… https://t.co/l58Iv6f4HH
2/7
2019
@stephmit Like “sign up for pole showcase” isn’t just signing up that’s like the epic, I need to include getting be… https://t.co/OA0nLcF0X7 @stephmit I obsessively check my Wunderlist which I can assign dates and reminders but I feel like I might need to… https://t.co/c11IOHYmyzOn a scale of 1-10 how psychotic would it be for me to build out a Jira board for my life holding 2 week sprints, s… https://t.co/jREMgcREA0 @linalovesit @stephmit My allergies are already acting up thinking about all the dust/dander/pet hair in such close… https://t.co/HCBTF1zv5E @stephmit Crazy how a noise can bring so much joyAlso feel free to send me suggestions 😈Working on a chrome extension that shows you random positive affirmations with fun design experiments. What should I name it?
2/6
2019
Seal? I haven't heard that name in years https://t.co/fhpy6vfclc
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2/5
2019
@jgoldner The tambourine knees/hands guy is going to give me nightmares 😳 @ohaileigh This is the skincare influencer content I’m here forI like that every time I fly, airport security changes something, doesn’t tell you, and also treats you like an idi… https://t.co/e4EXxASVbM
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Every name I come up with for my chrome extension is already taken on Instagram, even the weird spelled versions 😑😑😑 @ohaileigh If I wasn’t 100% certain someone else was already doing this song I WOULDI’m doing a pole dance routine for the studio showcase and the theme is “Wild West” what are some western inspired… https://t.co/nGwmKVvgzt
2/4
2019
No one: Deer: 🌳 / 🚘 || \ / || \ "I need to get 🌳 /… https://t.co/Pp6mqekiEe
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Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™me: please don't shove your asshole on my laptop my roommate's cat: __/ / / \ | x | \ / | / \ | U U
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2/2
2019
Friend 1: “I’m not feeling so hot” Friend 2: “Oh me neither I feel so ugly today” Actual thing I heard on the train today 😑😑😑 @thirdcoastgyal Sent! Also feel free to text me specific questions and I can give you the whole run down of what was my favorite etc!Disney after charging you $125 to have breakfast with teenagers dressed as princesses https://t.co/Yllz09n0ZE
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™remember when j cole got his phone stolen out of his pocket by a fan and they called jayz from it but he wasnt answ… https://t.co/DVsRv2qYLi
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™i swear to god if i am murdered and people talk about how hot my killer is and not how hot *i* am ......... there w… https://t.co/nkJe0sp0Fp
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @JubileeDJ Yeah but the opposite of that
2/1
2019
do you think the sun stops working when it’s cold https://t.co/zvngnQSaen
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Same but bubble tea https://t.co/GmZ81I0tnzNYC summer fears: ac window unit falling and crushing you NYC winter fears: slipping and falling on frozen dog pee @lowayne @JubileeDJ My dream is to be part time interior designer/carpenter/digital web designer / full time cat rescuer @JubileeDJ This time WITH ANCHORS
1/31
2019
@thirdcoastgyal I have a big google doc too! (Sherwins g doc is great too!!) what’s your email I can add you! @scottluptowski @stephmit @proulxsie YASSS thank you! 🙌 and if I wanted one image to be maybe 90% of the page vs an… https://t.co/Om3ovWIIlVwhen u shooting ur shot but don't want to get ur feeling hurt https://t.co/WRWcHO2YDD
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™I’ve been bamboozling straight men into showing me their Tinder age ranges, they all got the low end set to 18 and… https://t.co/CthGuK7QL2
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @jgoldner @melliemell where in-the-world is jerry san diego?? @scottluptowski @stephmit @proulxsie ahh i've been actively avoiding the text align tutorials because i did not kno… https://t.co/qSyTmR4J3U
1/30
2019
I am l o s i n g m y m i n d trying to responsively center an image in a nested div for an array dear lord if I hav… https://t.co/B2AHbMTHmv @stephmit She’s pretty busy right now 😢 but said if you didn’t need things done super quick she could squeeze you i… https://t.co/CCRWtJMW6A @stephmit Asking a friend now!
1/29
2019
Made my first successful PR merge and deploy build at work 🥳
1/28
2019
everyone's favorite game to play with your pet: Why Are You Wet?
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @fillegrossiere I will not photograph my hands because someone told me I had cabbage patch paws in 2010 and it has upset me sinceLooking for a sugar daddy to pay for my therapy
1/27
2019
the most comforting image of a friend: she’s sitting on the floor applying make-up in a full length mirror
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1/26
2019
Today I learned there are people who wake up *not* wanting to die and im like ???? how????how are people out here with no therapy not taking any prescribed or illicit drugs just raw dogging reality
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1/25
2019
@lowayne YES you’re the best at this! I’ll send you what I’m stuck on!Every day I stare out the window @shopify at a cat in someone’s apartment. Weeks ago @_myles and I asked what its n… https://t.co/BaPs93ofOi
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™I’ve had a project ready to launch for weeks now but I can’t come up with a name for it 🙄This is now a Great British Baking Show fan accountthey made the robots horny now. horny robots exist. humans not lasting past 2021 https://t.co/RyzcYIuDwf
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1/24
2019
@lenorajayne @SophiaMatilda I’ve been looking all week and everyone in NYC that does EMDR therapy is out of network… https://t.co/AI77cQ2KA7To FREEDOM https://t.co/jrQ1JGdXXm
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @thirdcoastgyal They can insert ads in a chronological feed, but buy forcing the user to dig for the content they a… https://t.co/ZPiZ6DRFr0I’ve been using Instagram DAILY for YEARS you have more than enough data to create an algorithm that promotes accou… https://t.co/yV9R06leY0“If you keep scrolling past days worth of posts you’ve already seen and liked you might see the new posts we’ve bee… https://t.co/Mo1QQPld6gIs 2019 the year I get into fitness (again)?
1/23
2019
Actual defenses of this so far from #MAGA land: —Those aren’t Covington students (yes they are) —Covington isn’t in… https://t.co/CsJsnODb2T
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™Newest video to surface of the Covington kids shows one of them yelling to a group of girls “IT’S NOT RAPE IF YOU E… https://t.co/Cu8B0L7ZkW
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @melbatoastmarie Please someone buy it for her it’s too cutehow i deserve to be treated every day https://t.co/rNIYywTi3W
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @DianeLSU Teach me your ways
1/22
2019
Either there’s a @netflix glitch or @MarieKondo’s methods have escalated. https://t.co/yzfR1bbC69
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™“Start the car... start the car... START THE CAR!! 🐾” https://t.co/Rpc7awEHmS
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1/21
2019
Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the anim… https://t.co/P18mpmhGOV
Retweeted by THOT TOPIC™ @ohaileigh The unicorn one tastes like bubblegum obv but of course I like that kind of flavor 😛
1/20
2019
@stephmit 😭😭😭😭 I’m here if you need me!
1/19
2019
@GINNDOLL I survived it even though my heart felt like it was about to burst out of my chest 😂A combination lint roller / foam roller for my fitness friends with pets @JubileeDJ I think my heart might explode
1/18
2019

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