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Made @whatlieswest. Host of @DistantSocials podcast. Writes with @ndsinnott . 2018 Black List Feature Lab/Nicholl Fellowship Top 50. she/her.

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Joined Twitter 5/1/12


Learning loss is bad! Socialization loss, very bad! Teachers and staff on unemployment, very bad! Parents having to… https://t.co/Sar5bdzpr5You can’t fix death. You can’t therapy out of death. You can’t restart after death. You can’t think your way out af… https://t.co/o6ARsGEJtZIt’s just wild, guys. I don’t even think we can fully realize just how far out batshit what we’re being told to acc… https://t.co/5Sb72KB9h1 @elcincodemaya @IAMSadeSellers This. This so much.Kindness is starting to seem very disruptive. @jphilogden Someday! @jphilogden She is quite something. I’ve tried very hard to convince the real that acting is something she could ma… https://t.co/qjK7SN4azh @jphilogden Aww, what’s catching you, if I may ask? @jordanzakarin @BaruchelNDG @ericandre LOVED that show. @nicsigni Sean and I have a very firm TEXT FUCKING FIRST law about this, as I have a particularly hair trigger reac… https://t.co/2RT76PLSAb @bnacker It was the year half my friends sold pilots that, well, yeah, let’s not think about it @theofficialword Ugh Jarrod, I’m so sorry. Hope it is and stays mild. @stevieboatleft @WordsOfDiana One of my eternal favs. Holds up beautifully.If you’re a fellow fair fan, here’s a lovely article I just read about missing them this summer… https://t.co/cYwxjIp3DL @douglasmack As a fellow fair devotee - the beloved Sonoma County one, in my case - I loved this. You summed it up beautifully. @sarahdrakeworks @chicken_grrl Not there yet! @countmystars Do they ever explain why he has to say this?? @Hayley_AnneN The show! She’s one of the three leads and there’s something about her that looks so much like you! https://t.co/Vu9ckTiQoW @jenny_sinclair I know! @Hayley_AnneN you are a Nadja clone!! @jenny_sinclair ShowEveryone who told me to watch What We Do In The Shadows? Correct. @leah_bh Did you read the first tweet. @WordsOfDiana Also makes excellent space ship https://t.co/uZkTHtaTn5 @Belas_ghost Under appreciated camp @leticia_creates And so pretty! @zoomuzakgurl There’s one at great America - or used to be - that goes upside down. @DestriMartino You’d look fabulous in those cigarette pants @ellesep @Caissie Space Mountain is your bet @aysrick Nooooo thanks @AhsokaKnows Tilt-a-whirl @NoahGoucher They indeed have the highest magic factor @ndsinnott Oh my god get out of my life @ItBodes I have! Also a lot of murder @Addison_Peacock Those are super fun! @AlfTheGreat Not really no @DestriMartino Funhouses are significantly underrated @Caissie Medium scary is the ideal @lizvaloon Gravitron! So much fun and surprisingly little puke @rensheff A classic. @CoachDRB Plus sticking to the walls!! @aysrick The hammer!!! Terrifying @ndsinnott I like the slide Nicholas @AuthorGaylord Beautiful. @heavymeta3000 Gravitron, excellent choice @AlfTheGreat Can you be more specific @melvillemedia Swings are excellent @peepandchipper I was always too scared to try it. But I love watching it.In my mind it is this, because when you sync up the rotations and go over the top of your wheel while your wheel is… https://t.co/3UN024HAbl @TheEricGoldman @pmiscove Parents deserve a chance to sob inconsolably just as much as the childlessI need you all to make arguments for the best carnival ride. If you have a dumbshit snarky “no I prefer not to risk… https://t.co/1UCwpfDAXp @pmiscove Yeah but those are the double stuf of tearjerkers @KateHarding They are the largest fucking creatures on the entire planet, what on earth are these idiots doing @LizAlps Heaven. Excellent choices.Listen he’s not my favorite dude but the campaign tone of “as sick of this bullshit as you are” is definitely a str… https://t.co/2xxFF6KHZm @justinpresser NO WHAT THE FUCK JUSTIN DID ANYONE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT BEACHES @melplim I have! I loved it! @indiend2 Well it’s a gorgeous lake that I grew up next to and filmed my feature at. It’s also December, hence the dead vegetation @JayFaerber Gorgeous @AngelaGbaby82 This is an extremely good lakeThat’s all my lake content guys but please feel free to share your own lakes or aspirational lakes and resist the u… https://t.co/uZwpOOoOqIFuck yes turtle friend https://t.co/VX0I5MIzAeHot take but waterfowl? Hot as shit. Ten stars. https://t.co/rcn0Ysupe2Fall creeks that lead to lakes? Fuck yeah. Bring that shit on. Tremendous. https://t.co/N8EwI0foa0Extremely big fan of Minneapolis. Zero fucking around on lakes. https://t.co/5AFlwup6UP @indiend2 What...do you find creepy?I miss lakes. Lakes are good. https://t.co/9ErSQQTxODYou are not going to have fun videos by smart and funny people for long if this keeps happening. https://t.co/10kSkOkBzK @DezDono you can tell by your tweet how true that is
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I can’t stop thinking about those kids reacting to old music. Remember when you could encounter a piece of art with… https://t.co/PPvFfp0RdK @nikkitruckee One of them losing their shit at Nina Simone is incredible @HimymCraig I guess he certainly doesn’t deserve a better pun 😂 @RMNarrative I burned myself four times making jam this week @HimymCraig Craig. @RMNarrative Boyyyyyyy would I not want my bare abdomen anywhere around sparks flying off molten metalShe’s doing all the things young kids should do - activism, working for progressive candidates, grassroots initiati… https://t.co/NgdIF22PM4I had a conversation a year or two ago with one of my nieces - she’s a well off white girl in her early 20s, raised… https://t.co/jXqgEk0XMvIf you expected their answer to this question to be “disappearance of financial mobility, crushing debt, consolidat… https://t.co/uF3SYtish1“The speaker has been a , whaddayacallit, a lady cat? A boob lion? No wait, Are those sphinxes? A mom-meow? You kno… https://t.co/xi2EHFJMDKAlso I have strong reservations in trusting a man that can’t figure out what a female lion is called and also needs… https://t.co/i1KKtVnLWGFilmmakers really missed the mark on making big-budget disaster movies about a short term crisis like a tidal wave… https://t.co/htNCRxIjWNDead people hurts it more https://t.co/gBxktfUDyL @ashleybsumerel It was supposed to be awkward @GailSimone I painted this whale yesterday and I love her chubby sad self #ididthis https://t.co/8tbEodOlaLOk this one hurt. https://t.co/efnS7kVrcN“Kids today spending all their money of COFFEE and SUGARY DRINKS like they might be SLEEP DEPRIVED from working 70… https://t.co/ZA3otpZj0wI hate to tell this dude but the last time coffee was considered a luxury was 1675.If I were poor I would simply not eat or drink anything https://t.co/wo7hvsjz9y @ScriptsByJames Please fall down the beautiful rabbit hole. @JoshRadnor Don’t be. Like Sarah Cooper’s bits, we need jokes that help us keep perspective on exactly how absurd h… https://t.co/AwWFvbaX54 @clairewillett @LaurenSarner I have to shove a wad of cotton into my vulva six days a month lest a drop of literal… https://t.co/GxqoKdU5Cc @wolfmanwalter13 Oh honey, believe me, she will be passionate about EVERYTHING @Nickgb Oh man! Now is the time to fix that! Last year i got super into Def Leppard for a bit. I can send you a list! @themeghanodea These are very cool parents @Nickgb I don’t think that’s a fair way to look at it. Every generation has deep emotional connections to the music… https://t.co/OSAJ59DqDWAlso someone get these kids some vintage DMBI had much older siblings, so I remember the exact feeling of being introduced to Rush and Deep Purple and The Beat… https://t.co/LZeq6JsucQ @ShamusMc1 Especially because they dig it! @lauriloveridge It’s a wonderful rabbit hole!Weird way to try and get me to floss though https://t.co/zSnNJWO5wx
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