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@jonz444 If someone brings me there to do it, yes.All of life is there. https://t.co/BJf8WSVDIC @SianCaerdydd Sorry to hear that Sian. But glad you could make it.The audience at St David's Hall Cardiff think @Baddiel is a pillock, wally, gwmp, cretin, numpty self-absorbed troll. 😂
Retweeted by David BaddielI'm in (like literally in it, I'm very reliably informed). come! https://t.co/aoPkvakObw
Retweeted by David BaddielMy thoughts are with you at this difficult unable to tell the time. https://t.co/hTV2IrsWZO
Retweeted by David Baddiel @wodman2000 https://t.co/cNi6qvhITWTonight again on BBC2 https://t.co/cEaliBfmlX
Retweeted by David BaddielThat appalling twunt @baddiel is bringing his "comedy" tour to @stdavidshall cardiff tonight. Theres very few tickets left. Dont buy them.
Retweeted by David BaddielNo, thank you. https://t.co/dqbC64DfPg @BennettArron @Pmarber @markthomasinfo @DaveCohencomedy I do. Is that a typo or where you just taking the piss? @Perfectly_Safe We are. I'm tired and didn't realise at first. Have deleted.Thanks to the brilliant audience in Swansea last night. If you would't mind letting your mates in Cardiff, should y… https://t.co/GoeMxaUq1oWell thank the Lord we’re not leaving it just at this moment of emergenc - oh. https://t.co/nIt50KnlC6It’s 25 years to the day since Eric Cantona’s kung-fu kick at Selhurst Park. This Lego recreation of that moment i… https://t.co/6EgCcAaFI9
Retweeted by David BaddielI’ve never had any Catholic in me. Despite living for years with Frank Skinner. https://t.co/hdKHcopSbsRestoration drama at @The_Globe: 20 plays by 20 writers including Winsome Pinnock, @SabrinaMahfouz @sanditoksvighttps://t.co/AXJuWpBPLI
Retweeted by David BaddielNot. *Not* going to eating. God I’m tired.I was going to be eating - and posting - so many FEBs on this tour as trying to eat less meat. However a. Slept lik… https://t.co/VKwUNnWX94Great to see @Baddiel on his opening night in Swansea last night #TrollsnottheDolls Way funnier & way cheaper than… https://t.co/Hhh0ajfy6Y
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Bethanbleach Of course. Come to stage door with it after or leave it there and I’ll sign it and you can pick it up.Heading out to @stdavidshall to see @Baddiel #TrollsNotDolls tonight? Our fabulous #volunteers will be collecting a… https://t.co/RNcjs371F0
Retweeted by David BaddielThis is a proper piece of invective. https://t.co/drqpscprXw @matthew0connor Oh yeah like *that* would ever happen. #seewhatIdidthereThis is real life. Now. I’m afraid. But thank you. https://t.co/HijB3pCUMy @clare_eliza That’s Twitter for you. As I believe I point out in the show you run the risk of it great decontextual… https://t.co/WL0zofaBIJ
1/25
2020
I’m in. https://t.co/sIGWutyhOGThanks Clare! https://t.co/9pCQAaqKxk @IslwynD Cheers Islwyn!Showbiz. https://t.co/Sq8NyyMJ6R @DaveThomas08 Thanks Dave! @iank1979 @vegmiles Thanks so much. I’ve got it. Will pass on to my dad. Really kind of you! @JamesMelville Pleasure James. I loved that tweet. @Chris_Newport7 Cheers Chris. The theatre looks great there!I'm not in London then Klaus https://t.co/bDxAgHJd6B https://t.co/tU0CnOcdEIAnd a fantastic audience they were too. Thank you Abertawe! https://t.co/VeMMf7nMYU @SpeediestChazbo Cheers!Brilliant night seeing new @Baddiel show in Swansea. Genuinely never laughed so much in my life *****
Retweeted by David Baddiel @CatrinEvans1 Thank you!If you can, you should definitely go and see this. Because as dark as this Hellsite can be, @Baddiel is trying hard… https://t.co/DOLAxJPFlK
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Juuuuutwi Hey. Thanks for noticing.Thank you! https://t.co/0kAyr994c6My tour manager used to work on Challenge Aneka. https://t.co/TUjxbRjoqJIf only there was some form of community, membership of which we could have that might guarantee that close alignme… https://t.co/vNxdypkcNr @poumista Vindaloo: I think that'll sort out any coronavirus you might have.Wondering when this would become a worry for audiences... https://t.co/MxCCzDiYMd @pankp007 @Baddiel Oh haha shows you dont have an argument when you have to talk about speling. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Retweeted by David Baddiel @alexbuchanan @baddiel_troll Please don't do that. In this particular case. @BigC1874 @baddiel_troll *too*
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Andy666Brown @baddiel_troll I'm not saying anything, Andy. @Indievinylfan @baddiel_troll Thanks!Terrible so-called "comedian" David Badeil's "tour" starts tonight in "Swansea." Don't go. Unless your stupid.
Retweeted by David BaddielPodcast of the day on the Facebook group Comedy Podcast Devotees: @IamRichWilson Insane in the Men Brain with… https://t.co/8W8hraEs3S
Retweeted by David Baddiel @caitlinmoran I think that’s the first symptom. @caitlinmoran I hate to tell you this: in the films, they don’t work. I mean Contagion would’ve been a *lot* shorter.MY TOUR MANAGER: I’ve been a bit out of the loop news wise - what’s going on with this coronavirus thing? ME: Go an… https://t.co/UtDTnjQHJSIt's not been terribly well advertised, I didn't know about it until a week ago, but tonight @Baddiel is at The Gra… https://t.co/QZK0CNWhkh
Retweeted by David BaddielThanks. But...it wasn't me. https://t.co/YXwxnwzeNM @Parky1919 @BBCRadioSolent I, for one, would never want to question Chris' judgement. On anything. https://t.co/ynTkb9bDjR
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Parky1919 @BBCRadioSolent I, for one, would never want to question Chris' judgement. On anything. https://t.co/ynTkb9bDjR
1/24
2020
Well done to @simonblackwell @Aiannucci and all else involved for the splendidly entertaining first episode of Avenue 5. @groovy_chi @rickygervais It's a response to a line that sounds a bit like "I bet you think this tweet is about you." @rickygervais You walked into my time line, like you were walking into a bot.Some married heterosexual couples, particularly those who have been married for a long time, may find the evidence… https://t.co/x8w4dxNGfOJust two weeks to go until David @Baddiel tours to Worthing! Tickets are selling out fast 🎟️ -… https://t.co/BdqD5CvtyZ
Retweeted by David BaddielWhat did Jeremy Corbyn mean when he insulted me? @Freedland asks what lay behind the words when the Labour leader a… https://t.co/yUVLJh6V32
Retweeted by David Baddiel @deliquium Oh yes, I forgot the most powerful are of course the invisible Lizards. Bye now. @chrisdawkesITV @LPP2014 Thanks Chris. Hoping that your sighting is more fun than Paul’s.I wonder if when Dean talks his index fingers hurt from bending. https://t.co/sijYgyhTHeThanks Barbara! https://t.co/Rl5Pab3jaCThe last few episodes of @Blankpod have been with some absolute legends, amongst a whole raft of legends we are ver… https://t.co/hg2EVsuO4r
Retweeted by David Baddiel @LennyHenry Yes. So fucking sad.Been considering a caption for this for some time but think I can’t come up with anything more darkly absurd than:… https://t.co/Bv0mimre1F
1/23
2020
@Bartlebeans Eric and Billy singing is what I linked to.Time to watch this again. https://t.co/8lPfDrwlKl @rickygervais You've always been easy-going about that sort of thing.Great idea. There was a respected Washington Post columnist who i would love to have investigate the matter but you… https://t.co/yAUfh5qWAP
Retweeted by David BaddielJust heard about Terry J It feels strange that a man of so many talents and such endless enthusiasm, should have f… https://t.co/RMLotvXH6p
Retweeted by David BaddielI loved him the moment I saw him on stage at the Edinburgh Festival in 1963. So many laughs,moments of total hilari… https://t.co/6vrerojs9y
Retweeted by David Baddiel"For me, trolls cover all sorts of people. People who high-mindedly tell me off, like a teacher." David @Baddiel c… https://t.co/V5MKzQSLJE
Retweeted by David BaddielAh. So sad to hear this. https://t.co/8tNcyGocgFToday's Guardian: A movie that is FIFTY years old doesn't meet with todays progressive moral attitudes towards wome… https://t.co/w9C6cx9GHN
Retweeted by David BaddielChatting just now to the lovely @ZoeTheBall on @BBCRadio2 I was supposed to be wearing headphones. In a typical me-… https://t.co/UOmyDS03xg
1/22
2020
@shelleylevy Thank you - and of course your mum - Shelley. She’s amazing in it. @MadgeCiccone Thank you! @trustanthony By someone with a PhD apparently. In bot-speak.As a half-Welshman I am of course beginning my Trolls: Not The Dolls tour in Swansea on Friday, and then Cardiff on… https://t.co/GK0Xh7HLxPThe transmission date of my @BBCTwo documentary Confronting Holocaust Denial has just been confirmed by the BBC - i… https://t.co/RgFGMj6xC0David 2020: Get off the fucking table. I think it works. https://t.co/DTKbp67nb7 @sheilaoflanagan @ST_Culture Thank you Sheila! @timminchin @sssubversive @jules_lefevre Johnny is a man And he's bigger than you But his overheads are high And he… https://t.co/lYEzmKQip0 @vegmiles @iank1979 Thanks Ryan and Ian! That's really kind of you. I'll show him the pics. And if you want to leav… https://t.co/xJ51v3UmHpI see we're at the stage of the racism "debate" in Britain where pointing out the sacrifice of tens of thousands of… https://t.co/p2bSjnZyZq
Retweeted by David Baddiel @octatonic I'm aware I'm not the first.Ah yes, they were brilliant, before of course they broke up and formed The Durutti Column. https://t.co/ipgLs5At0U @Baddiel The irony is that the comments on @Baddiel's piece are really quite good. Flaubert quotes ftw. https://t.co/9DhqhHYNgE
Retweeted by David BaddielProblem is, I can take or leave Marmite. @hkavfc I’ve been on 3 times Helen. But turned it down ever since it became a shouting match with the added bonus o… https://t.co/stcBLcnSAjWondering if this Thursday we’ll get to the culture-eating-itself high water mark of someone in the audience of Que… https://t.co/bUsw3Iq8PC
1/21
2020
Thank you Tristan. https://t.co/LycxVXfFgb
1/20
2020

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