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Bought these pants at a Sicilian street market purely out of admiration for the laziness of the knock-off branding:… https://t.co/47c7PkbUfT @rattylol I refer you to the answer I gave earlier. https://t.co/0CeLmtwoVRA year ago TODAY I launched my #ActingYourAgeCampaign film. I was so excited by the stellar cast & full of hope.But… https://t.co/VzwQfadRNw
Retweeted by David Baddiel"Speculation builds about how well Olivia Colman will replace Claire Foy..." - idiot columnist rhetoric, where a pr… https://t.co/giLZvTuLS4.@Jessicafostekew's comedy favourites. https://t.co/eTNWGLbUYq @TheAnonymousJew @BenjaminNorton @paulmasonnews @OzKaterji Thanks for the tip. Next time I’ll only remember to only… https://t.co/MVJ1I9BwfmThe replies to this Tweet show just how much trouble the Labour movement is in. When you find yourself arguing with… https://t.co/7FFUBwd7tm
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8/24
2019
Every time TED repost this I get a bunch of people saying, "Oh grow up" or "It's not that bad" or whatever. Doesn't… https://t.co/fWee4Ff6mK
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Danny_G912 @jamg3916 @MeganAgnew Man with beard. Surprise. Bye. @Just_Gill1 Might be a while yet.Very much hoping the advertising slogan for this Italian supermarket aftershave is “Now your whole body can smell l… https://t.co/CqZfxoVAjN @daveyzz @rickygervais To be fair, that’s not how they eat them.Not sure what my intention was but yours to sound like a furious head teacher from a minor public school in 1953 ha… https://t.co/I0YTEe0trw“Ha! I’ve turned that right back at him and no mistake.” https://t.co/bapjDYDsYN @rickygervais Ok. So you should judge a book by both the front and back covers?It's not often that someone is able to make their total cuntiness manifest in just a few short words, but I'm not s… https://t.co/kJTXpVuJTu @davidschneider It was also of course a massive defeat. Although the Government did its best to pretend it was a victory. Rings a bell.Park Life. https://t.co/RzzHX6wYq4 @jamg3916 @MeganAgnew I've always wondered, who actually is it at these newspapers who says "Woke barbie story? Cal… https://t.co/0vu4r1PaHl @onhistodd Thanks for remembering back that far, Superfan. Bye now.Not very woke, by the look of the naked anorexic models blowing on your coals https://t.co/yRUe6RafSd
Retweeted by David Baddiel @JeffAstle2 Well, its called an iphone.Time for a @HarperCollinsCh book bundle #giveaway! Featuring books by @RobBiddulph, @Baddiel and #DrSeuss, your lit… https://t.co/Y2RlvIPAvi
Retweeted by David BaddielThe extreme beauty of this Sicilian view only just balanced out how near I came to dying walking up to it. https://t.co/1nSm0c1DZL
8/23
2019
@imbadatlife He's changed so much, of course. @Grahamskifalkir He's always been the David Brent President. Only with less self-awareness.I assume this was a sketch cut from SNL, where they decided that Alec Baldwin's Trump character was so blatantly ly… https://t.co/r8GXUDVLISKnew I shouldn’t have overdone the sunbathing early doors. https://t.co/5TSn4heVmfPyramid on a mountain in Sicily. Or possibly I’ve landed somewhere near where the apes are going mental in 2001: A… https://t.co/XXju8xC9M6
8/22
2019
Check out the best music shows, events and comedy gigs coming up in the West Midlands including @Baddiel,… https://t.co/tOZxj1y8JG
Retweeted by David BaddielOh yeah, it is him. https://t.co/bE0jzRNGH3Not sure who Mr Root is. But after reading the whole thread I assume he’s the same man who stands near the lights a… https://t.co/Q5RlbHZD8kNot on @BBCRadio4. They dumped it. Couldn’t understand why. https://t.co/HpEkuGEYvUThis version of deliberately now formally replaces the previous best ever #shitspell - occur as accure - on my TL. https://t.co/no0Nz8W8hQ @plumbnewdepths @gilescoren @Charlottewheele I do like it a lot, yes, although obviously as a commentary on the cul… https://t.co/0CMrreNTPx @LatestMessiah @ShowerAbsolute @AdamWagner1 @TwelveScouts Except I suspect there were. My experience with these kin… https://t.co/GNrQdKA6AS @AdamWagner1 @TwelveScouts This is the bit I find most disturbing about this Adam. Who are these "many people"? And… https://t.co/m0zQyolPLJWell done to @guardian for finding the most "Negotiate with that silly flop-haired posh British fool? I don't think… https://t.co/QQSEjrt5kEDonald seems to have mixed up "international relations" with "passive aggressive stuff people do when they're tryin… https://t.co/tpW4dGpOrPNearly 80% of US Jews voted for the Democrats in the 2018 mid-term elections. Trump says they show "a great disloya… https://t.co/ucKUAqEmaZ
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8/21
2019
Taskmaster teaser. https://t.co/Ynb5zXSsLe @shaunwkeaveny I really would start with the short stories. IJ is...it's got great stuff in it, but it could really… https://t.co/C7CTDO72Ir @itsmyaeroplane Not imminent. But in September.Ezra’s such a teenage boy in all the horror that implies and yet I really fucking love this photo. https://t.co/crp0298QO4Blame the Jews. It’s quicker that way. https://t.co/S5jWIuA6Wm @IanDouglas @vikkistone @jimtavare Actually failed my Grade 7 piano. @Baddiel @thetimes Wish I’d thought of that line. And if you liked David’s tweet, you’ll love the full column, her… https://t.co/lPyIgAJXro
Retweeted by David Baddiel*tendency* https://t.co/HllAytKrUi @charliefik OK. All best. @charliefik No. You see the words "not always" in my original tweet? That means sometimes it does.I see. Odd, as what I was talking about was not really cognition, but an emotional response, empathy. Then again, t… https://t.co/HJbKtMJntp @stereominusone Yes, I have no real idea what a category error is. Is that a category error? @mazylady Indeed. In my new show I demonstrate this with The Holocaust...a joke about that can be meaningful and in… https://t.co/EXex5EuYQ2"Frank Skinner loved it so much, he organised a little holiday for him and the other Taskmaster contestants from hi… https://t.co/P82ePciB84
Retweeted by David Baddiel @serendipiteedee @paulsinha Well, a. my position has always been that it's impossible to say there's no subject you… https://t.co/mbvRZEffbpBrexit is like ante-natal classes, where you focus entirely on the birth of your child and not at all on the demand… https://t.co/MMOMjwbz94Laughter does not always indicate mockery. It's a huge category error to imagine it does.If you think that Tourette's joke is offensive, my new show "My life with Parkinson's and a severely autistic nephew" will not be for you.
Retweeted by David BaddielPraise indeed. https://t.co/SpMrXDxgvv @DavidJacobi1 Health and safety. Gets everywhere.
8/20
2019
@thatjanravens @Massimovillas Hello Jan! We aren’t in that area. But it would definitely interest my daughter who is militantly so.It's a good question, but the main character in The Person Controller is a girl (of twins), and then, coming in the… https://t.co/NAGtVdI5oyThis show is a bumper pack of loads of my favourite bits. If you’re coming to see my Blizzard tour this year you ma… https://t.co/UPYYQGCTkI
Retweeted by David BaddielThank God it’s nearly night time. Can’t take all this showing off. #Sicily ⁦@Massimovillas⁩ https://t.co/Gfs2AuOOElI mean just leave it, Sicily. Jesus. https://t.co/vZ4yiYxL5PTOP FIVE: @Baddiel, @Wintersonworld and @Hanifkureishi feature in our round up of the best events at this year’s… https://t.co/jd5AuxSaAa
Retweeted by David BaddielOn holiday, supposedly not working but surreptitiously doing last rewrites to this...https://t.co/YMunLGpFqIOh yes... https://t.co/0dr9BgfzHC ps send him my best. https://t.co/tsp18PpqYLThe @Bathfestivals Children's Literature Festival line up looks amazing! As well as building your own model… https://t.co/GPd3CXBFv9
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8/19
2019
Amazing. 1997... https://t.co/1cy6Ld41Ej @ScottCl23566402 Newman and Baddiel the first comedians to do so in the UK. As you would know if you weren't a bot. Bye now..@theCALMzone https://t.co/mPiE5HPq1MThis is extraordinary. Ms Collins appears (I’d say is but so amazing is it that let’s leave a tiny bit of room for… https://t.co/6cmRnAMHcn
Retweeted by David Baddiel @triciaduffy Lovely. Where is that? @PaulieFazzer @Massimovillas I wish!Here with @Massimovillas, btw. They found a great place. And they haven't paid me to say that... @sturdyAlex @Barnesy19 *Finally* you've come out. @robjtweets I may have, assuming it's a euphemism.Come and meet comedian and children’s author @Baddiel who will reveal fun stories about his latest bestseller, Head… https://t.co/XBgCz00Pvk
Retweeted by David BaddielToday’s tip for trolls: don’t get bogged down in the detail. https://t.co/AQty6qciYX
8/18
2019
Wondering what number this should actually come on A List Of Things The Leader Of The Free World Should Care About. https://t.co/YgdtvQ5QZ2 @suetoboot Thank you Susan. Send your granddaughter all my best.That’s so great to hear Steve. Thanks for letting me know and send him my very best... https://t.co/EPrJyh4jGl @Dougie29391334 Bot face.Sicily. Giving it all that. https://t.co/N9tgTt3f2C @Baddiel - child number 2 starting his Baddiel life at the airport! ❤️❤️ (I’ll read it when he’s finished!) https://t.co/6oBO94VTfD
Retweeted by David BaddielAlso signed on this day in 1991: Peter Ndlovu, which always makes me think of this..... @raystubbs @Baddielhttps://t.co/W4GUyHVR6P
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8/17
2019
@leasysrent In Palermo. @leasysrent Just checking desk will be open when I arrive. Flight gets in 21.15And indeed Rupert Cuntington. https://t.co/x7nKWS0J1vWondering if anyone has ever bought a pair of bluetooth in-ear headphones that they have managed not to lose betwee… https://t.co/hiLzq51220 @fraser_powell @domjoly Thanks for remembering back that far, SuperFanBoy! Bye now! @Ryanair Ok thanks. @BartekSiepracki I'm not, sorry. Which book of mine is that? @CiaranWest @Ryanair Yes, I've had it happened before too. But can't get anyone on the phone. Got someone online bu… https://t.co/q5ba93SYrjHello @Ryanair. I can't check my teenage son in on a flight today as he's 14, and that seems to make him an age tha… https://t.co/Pap640zIAy @DamienMcCrystal Yeah. Probably better to pick on a child. Bye now. https://t.co/UxaiN6whVG
8/16
2019
@talkRADIO @JuliaHB1 @hennashah94 @andrejpwalker Congrats Julia. I didn't. https://t.co/6Fr56k18BK @BillieCotter @RealCandaceO Bye now. @BriefLess I do in fact talk about the difference between piss-taking and trolling in the show...
8/15
2019

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