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@tds153 I’m asking out of a. scientific interest and b. Self-interest in advance should I get it. Presently totally… https://t.co/90bt3XJenHNo matter what your politics, our Prime Minister being in intensive care in the midst of a global pandemic is unset… https://t.co/H4G1OHZ6H3
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Retweeted by David BaddielI voted for Corbyn in 2015 with some hope and some reservations. As soon as he appointed Seumas Milne I knew I’d fu… https://t.co/QaJZMGkJzb
Retweeted by David BaddielIncredibly grim. Hope he recovers quickly, thoughts with his family at an unimaginably horrific time, and to everyo… https://t.co/ZGTVhfMBXa
Retweeted by David BaddielI have to say at the present time the words “unless the condition worsens” feel a bit like the words “after the horse has bolted”. @helengredal Yes fine.What can be done - given advice is not to seek medical help unless condition worsens - whilst still in the first ph… https://t.co/CZTue9Jna7The suspicion is that Johnson can’t speak to Dominic Raab. Not because he’s too ill. Because he’s Dominic Raab. https://t.co/szRrheM0WQMeanwhile, someone at Spotify has decided to brand the classical composers to go with the present time...every big… https://t.co/Rgkz1FyTbL @indiaknight No. There was a bit in my (now cancelled, obsv) show where I quote him and it involved a terrible impr… https://t.co/qfw9YWNstD @indiaknight Thanks. You could be a Trump dialect coach."USA STRONG! CHINA WEAK!"Clearly from the same English teacher who taught Tarzan. https://t.co/Wp5WeZwVcS @Dave_Vernon Thank you Dave!Keen to know how you send back 17.5m of anything. Did they get a 30-day money back guarantee? https://t.co/utaJ4FB46W @RussellMorris I can't make it go back to Dec 1st sorry. @bibsybobsybaby Well I'm sure you're right. And everyone else who liked it including the 11000 people who liked thi… https://t.co/QTpqmLLlY7 @wonderlander66 We'll Meet Again, no. Three Lions, with Frank and Ian, yes. @itm72 Weirdly that is my life. @JDNELSON Thank you James. @matthaig1 True. I think it's main value though is that it's fictional. Not, in other words, the real world. @matthaig1 Freedonia. @jayrayner1 Yep.I'd particularly like to like classical music now. I could be spending hours with Mahler and Bach and Beethoven now… https://t.co/uP2xdRGXwj @RevRichardColes Thank heavens there isn't a third one that says Urgent News About Your Coronavetory. @ChauffeurSteveL Bloody hell. Is Steve in there somewhere?Another quarantine casualty: beard trimming. https://t.co/ogfLmWFYdX @Ivorbaddiel @kptownend #Iveralynn
4/6
2020
Texas. Apparently. Gag still works. Better in fact.Slightly worrying in terms of transmission distances, seeing as the also infected Joe Exotic is in prison in Oklaho… https://t.co/7uDfI79NZzOnly just saw The Queen's message. Whoever wrote the We will meet again call back is a fucking genius.It's sort of a weird improvement on the fake moralising that tabloids used to inject into their reporting of sex sc… https://t.co/On1j9SOFoA @Disagre75280851 Feel it's more topical now. Comedy all about the timing. Bye.Congratulations to Jacqueline Wilson on coming out. Even if it is a time when she has to stay in. @AMcNix @Dorianlynskey No, she was at the Belfast - in Northern Ireland - book festival last year, roundabout the time she posted it. @AMcNix @Dorianlynskey Ah. That is possible. May have to take it down if so. @robdelaney Hardly surprising. Think of all the toy surfaces he has to handle.People are attacking this tweet, but I think the final sentence may prove useful in future times for grammar instru… https://t.co/mXJCPHSnbsThe leaderboard for best isolator will be announced by the Queen tonight on BBC1. Remember it’s not just how isola… https://t.co/tZtdiq1VU7
Retweeted by David Baddiel @asselmanjs Honestly, "Joanne." Vlad's in isolation. No-one's even seen him for ages. Footsoldiers like you in his… https://t.co/uxLYmPjXKq @tom898 Yeah. Bye. https://t.co/RjbJJXvicQ @WilVoitus It's cramped and sweaty down in those troll-farm basements, I hear, Wil. Stay safe. @division6 If you wanted to make it more relevant to the current situation you could even go for the more contrived Handled Batcock.It seems to me this nickname is going round the houses a bit, given that already in the Health Secretary's name is… https://t.co/muYMWyz1HC @DanielClose We never did that one sorry.
4/5
2020
@Airhead2 Yes. Amazing.Watching Unorthodox on Netflix which is good but gives off a bit of a sense of “Shtisel? Never heard of it.” @joshglancy Personally I think she lost her way (obviously the world disagreed) after (the brilliant) Beyond Black.… https://t.co/SragKRBOkO @Mediteranean01 Sweaty and cramped in those troll-farm basements I believe. Stay safe.Ah, I see this has been disagreed with by one of the 27632200s. That's that family all over. https://t.co/nXePiPLi2NThink what the first night out after this is going to be like! People everywhere coming together, getting drunk and… https://t.co/0OQVS1IXjS
Retweeted by David Baddiel @DrStrangetwit Hold their beer: https://t.co/vhhfUOcGHNConspiracy theory, I've said wearingly often, is how idiots get to feel like intellectuals. I'm afraid the time has… https://t.co/jPqmYGF3RyThe People's Front of Judea have once again made it clear that they are definitely not The Judean People's Front… https://t.co/rcOq1Vyz3h @AnnaPalindrome I believe you can get second hand copies of 1p on Amazon. Which always confuses me. What are the pr… https://t.co/XyS7afkulM @StephenMerchant Apparently, any pickpockets with the same mutation as Mr. Fantastic from The Fantastic Four are cl… https://t.co/88BKJfKPmC @cliffsmith23 To disinfect stuff. I thought.Here's last night's Great British Menu that I was a judge on. Mainly exciting for the nostalgia of seeing a time wh… https://t.co/fckdp6DDuM @mostlypeeved Yes, but I'd rather the inclusion of diverse characters wasn't so remarkable it merited a separate categoryWhile I'm happy for Head Kid to be a bestseller in this category, it basically just has a major character who's a P… https://t.co/73qpsOxJ49 @endermensgame Thanks!Science people. I have a UV torch. Can I disinfect stuff with that? Or is that just a stupid question? @lucyprebblish He's the cleverest person possibly in the world. Monogamy in particular is amazing. The book I mean, not the state of being. @ShippersUnbound Ah. Thanks.I am lukewarm about Starmer and hope he doesn't simply tack back to warmed-over New Labourism. But I am more comfor… https://t.co/KiOGKsw6zZ
Retweeted by David Baddiel @DrMatthewSweet @howardbatey Worst attempt to phone type “general” ever.Looks good to me. And the apology was much needed. Hope he can do what he needs to. https://t.co/7GMOMzHkPk
Retweeted by David BaddielHard for them to stay in the whole time of course as they can’t go upstairs. https://t.co/PdBKAgu6reThe scale of Keir Starmer's victory tells us that, for all of the cultiness of the Corbynite hardcore, they didn't… https://t.co/F8f9erKee0
Retweeted by David Baddiel @hammersmithblue Indeed!Marvellous. I wonder how happy the kid will be having to deal with his father’s death at an incredibly young age. https://t.co/Z2QHD5Pk1mGreat that Bernie’s so able to see this from the POV of the child. https://t.co/t5EfKqR8J8This weekend was supposed to be the Broadway opening of Mrs. Doubtfire the Musical which I'd been working on for th… https://t.co/TY12Wr1Twh
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4/4
2020
@hassaan97 Hey Hassaan. Hope you’re doing ok!On tonight's #GreatBritishMenu, the guest judge was @Baddiel. I tended to not work on the judging days but they bec… https://t.co/UmKab4H8JH
Retweeted by David Baddiel*Baddiel* https://t.co/8q6CUmJNoRI want to eat EVERYTHING on this show.. #GreatBritishMenu theme is children’s literature and @Baddiel is today’s guest judge
Retweeted by David Baddiel @shaunmwing @BBCTwo Are you not bothered with the words above the picture, Shaun?Tonight we have the fabulous comedian and children’s author @Baddiel as our guest judge, heloing our formidable jud… https://t.co/amWnVv4HHx
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Jamesscanner I hear it's really cramped and sweaty down in those troll-farm basements, James. Stay safe. @stephenpollard I think I may have spotted *some* anti-Semitic tendancies within Dave’s email itself.I'm on Great British Men in a couple of hours on @BBCtwo @GBMofficial. Sorry: Great British Menu. https://t.co/HL7IWG62M9We know Nottingham loves its Playhouse and our talented theatre makers are waiting in the wings ready to bring you… https://t.co/dVLr7aj1aU
Retweeted by David Baddiel @skabrnga Emojis. Classic. Well done. Bye.Here's the Philippa megamix you've all been waiting for... https://t.co/br0HegmXoE via @buzzfeeders
Retweeted by David BaddielApparently, it's her, and then each member of the Royal Family on fuzzy camera shots, singing one line each of the… https://t.co/gC46fmouGj @RoxanLees I know.March 1/March 31. https://t.co/EGBH03dEhnThanks. https://t.co/dv3JjPY60rLate to this. It's reduced me to liquid form. https://t.co/QRp2TzpMBC#ThankYouBakedPotato is out TODAY, raising funds for #FeedNHS 1. You can download the song here :… https://t.co/1lPmyzsMjm
Retweeted by David BaddielBrilliant, Adam. Send your twins my best and thanks for their amazing writing about The Person Controller! https://t.co/fiwVbey76E @Baddiel @BBCTwo Look like a reformed 80's band doing a Butlins Tour.
Retweeted by David Baddiel8pm @BBCtwo tonight I'm a guest judge on Great British Menu as they celebrate childrens literature. Here's me and o… https://t.co/4po2pyE8rs @BGrueskin Her tests results came on the day of her funeral. It was a bleak affair even as funerals go with the pri… https://t.co/otOYSRsNws
Retweeted by David BaddielGreat piece on the power of laughter in the darkness. https://t.co/pFVFsqaKAl
4/3
2020
Jared always looks like he was just crying in his room but then had to come out to say hi to his parents friends https://t.co/d7uv18oXOy
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4/2
2020

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