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@julie_anndavies I'm very sorry to hear about your experiences. Perhaps this from the same article will clarify wha… https://t.co/ruzJycuLMmMy dad getting the shit kicked out of him everyday at school 4 being a kike to kids in NH throwing pennies at me on… https://t.co/nFSHxXG1wx
Retweeted by David BaddielAnd this is without getting into most of my mum's family being murdered, obsv.Something I wrote once about #JewishPrivilege https://t.co/GhJsiCiA0bA few people have asked if there's an audiobook version of DEAR NHS. There is, it's an all-star cast narrating thei… https://t.co/IeUbL7CRkU
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Beathhigh Of course there’s a lot of highs. Bowie in the 70s is not a mountain but a mountain range. @Beathhigh It’s a stone cold masterpiece. Possibly his high point.Don't know if Michael Gove is the ideal frontman for not covering up your face
Retweeted by David BaddielLook, I’ve *warned* you bloody animals about this camouflage thing. https://t.co/eoMvJvbh1HThe year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the wor… https://t.co/iHHkoTuvjP
Retweeted by David BaddielCamouflage skills are admirable but can be dangerous. Very nearly trod on this fine feller thinking he was a big le… https://t.co/B5sIAGxsbuI raised the alarm about this a few weeks ago. The appointment conflicts, with the mission values of @RefugeCharityhttps://t.co/dW7SoP8BDi
Retweeted by David BaddielWondering if Roger's sentence can be reimposed based purely on this photo's cuntiness. https://t.co/NK5WzLZBBHI’m not sure this tweet comes across as staunchly heterosexual as KW Miller For Congress imagines. https://t.co/WCKZxN5idfBollocks. https://t.co/bBXcF8qKKE
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7/12
2020
*Record scratch* Yup, that's me. I guess you're wondering how I got here. https://t.co/Vbjy7UlllwMaybe he's repositioning Joe Biden as a sort of Harry Potter? https://t.co/38Nz7disT4
Retweeted by David BaddielI have discovered in our house an Elizabethan miniature. Quite a large one, tbh. https://t.co/GzroSuRdGgE. Jean Carroll, who claims Trump raped her two decades ago and sued him for defamation, said the Supreme Court's r… https://t.co/B1M7auL0Ru
Retweeted by David BaddielAlso I feel Gordon Banks in his heyday would’ve saved that header.Perhaps I can ask it again. I know the players in front of him have been at fault. But if Kepa does have a secret p… https://t.co/W6XSKXNC81Their faces look like a before and after pic of a cartoon character looking down the barrel of a just lit cannon. https://t.co/z4Eh0iD56H
Retweeted by David Baddiel @NoisyMV It’s an accumulative question. @DQStuff He’s only an acceptable word under new dubious Mattel rules. @ArrghBee I know. But just...in general.One day someone will explain to me why Arrizabalaga is the most expensive keeper in the world. @Dorianlynskey Also I’m still not sure I’ve ever been slagged off as badly on here as Julie Burchill used to do in… https://t.co/XyBJsxpZjH @Dorianlynskey It’s 1000s of abusive messages from strangers that - well - no-one was accustomed to before. The pre… https://t.co/93YNkPrcDN @frankcottrell_b I must have been quite plastered, because our cat *definitely* preferred salt and vinegar. @frankcottrell_b Is that by any chance the iron bridge in Gladstone Park, off Kendal Road in Dollis Hill? If so I m… https://t.co/ecr8YdPUX0 @cazziemacca @caitlinmoran And yet many women have liked the tweet. Weird. Bye.A thing you get sometimes if you respond on here to antagonism is the antagonist triumphantly saying "triggered". I… https://t.co/GkRQkWd7EQ.@caitlinmoran, fucking brilliant, as ever. https://t.co/af79YKKYEl https://t.co/j3AdVYuYCL @matthaig1 Here is the same kind of thing, but thankfully, in joke form. https://t.co/mqgXfeCYajThanks Zac! Hope you enjoy it... https://t.co/AR5khisRfsJack Charlton has only a supporting role in this story, but it’s always worth sharing. The opening lines of Gordon… https://t.co/6ESKWuClDy
Retweeted by David Baddiel @wibble80 @PhillyHammers It's a point specific to animation. I can see I'm going to have to explain this a lot. Bye. https://t.co/sgk1IPNtQY @LiamParker1 Castellaneta. Doh! @LiamParker1 I'm really making a different point, which is about the creation of character. In animation, the voice… https://t.co/r8aQd3sWto @PhillyHammers Well one way it's different is that animated characters can end up licenced as merchandise, as toys,… https://t.co/eJZhw7pChd
Retweeted by David Baddiel @PhillyHammers Well one way it's different is that animated characters can end up licenced as merchandise, as toys,… https://t.co/eJZhw7pChd @d4_dodger I couldn’t possibly comment.In development of animated characters, the voice of whoever first plays them is integral to who that character turn… https://t.co/VnLj5jYyxJTho’ Julia’s point is about ageism it also speaks to another issue: the failure of animation producers - with the e… https://t.co/cIxqdC6FVH
7/11
2020
@OwenJones84 Perhaps. But meanwhile I've got to make dinner for my son. To be honest I'd say he's old enough to do… https://t.co/lY7XUd1VKE @OwenJones84 I don't disagree it's an over-used catch-all term. But I do think that for some that discussion of dar… https://t.co/uGDiOCMrzN @OwenJones84 I agree. Larkin was a racist. And, imho, a very great poet. I've always been absolutely of the belief… https://t.co/6rc67Fr5Ae @OwenJones84 I would say - and this is just a conceptual point, not on the rights and wrongs of such action - that… https://t.co/a8QhJljrIO @OwenJones84 Certainly it’s overused in too many contexts yes. Meanwhile the people shouting abuse at me - which is… https://t.co/82lE7mTMQJCancel culture is cancelled. https://t.co/ibqfhJQtq9Ron’s reassuring purr may provide you with comfort. Although the last purr on this clip is so loud it tips into a k… https://t.co/QUbcqCAe1IJust because Donald Trump is a hypocrite when he attacks China's violations of human rights doesn't mean those viol… https://t.co/wpnsJfKXHP
Retweeted by David BaddielHow to cognitive https://t.co/YM51OJ58qA
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Baddiel He sometimes feeds the trolls too - gives him a sense of enormous wellbeing.
Retweeted by David BaddielI still think mine’s better than Take me to a zoo that’s got chimpanzees...Get ready to read. The Week Junior #summerofreading campaign launches this week with the challenge to read three bo… https://t.co/XKXVBbBnsz
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Baddiel @OfficialALW This may be the last time a comedian introduces Barbara Dickson.
Retweeted by David BaddielHow anyone can say this after my Tell Me On A Sunday tweet is quite beyond me. @realdansum I must up my game from vaguely. Thanks Dan.Park Life. https://t.co/iLRcigadP9I believe this is directed at me but it may be Amber Turd. https://t.co/3EEIh9YiezThis is very good on #AmberTurd. #wifeIambeshit https://t.co/g4F4jYFBFnObviously this joke only works for those who know that Tell Me On A Sunday is a poignant song from a relatively obs… https://t.co/a06WYCFItn"Take me to a bed, covered in faeces, Tell me on a Sunday please." https://t.co/TFcXZnRegGWho doesn’t love a trolley of new books? & this one contains copies of DEAR NHS- a new collection including contrib… https://t.co/Y3xO7GfxQj
Retweeted by David BaddielThe Importance of Free Speech @Ayishat_Akanbi https://t.co/ppvLurUxXX
Retweeted by David Baddiel @JamesMYeoman Yeah, completely without nuance about him. Bye now. https://t.co/I9MxE6aaV1 @matthaig1 It's all very reminiscent of something...https://t.co/JJHk7yhu1y @matthaig1 Recently what you’re saying has been demoted by some to “just fragile olds getting upset about people be… https://t.co/f1fefEN8HvAside from the debate about cancel culture - which focuses on careers and platforms - can we admit there is such a… https://t.co/8VemJgMEpO
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Nir_Kahn @hugorifkind @Baddiel I previously liked this tweet, but am now unliking it, due to the things some of th… https://t.co/TIgMtb63eZ
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7/10
2020
@RachyB1980 @Y4StThomas Thanks!It may just be the capitals but I can really see this on a poster in a dystopian movie. https://t.co/gqXpLNGMJc @twlldun It’s pretty Maoist or ar least doublethink-y that her timeline also includes an RT of an article saying CC doesn’t exist.I could write 6000 words on why a woman on Tik Tok reviewing pictures of men showing off pictures of fish they've c… https://t.co/UmA4OD1MCI
Retweeted by David Baddiel @RachelShelley @audibleuk Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy them. And say hello to your mum, who was great in my long-lost sitcom....Sorry, but I'm not getting a sense from this endlessly shouty and mad thread that it's the President and Vice Presi… https://t.co/GSd53u85FBThe thing about the crank Left cancelling of Orwell for being a "government snitch" - complex and interesting detai… https://t.co/gUpidtUEAZI'm no student of constitutional law, but I'd say that when anyone, in any job, says "You know, I think whilst in t… https://t.co/Ltbkn4ZDwjThe Orwell Prize comes with a lovely cheque for £3,000. Since I am fortunate enough not to need this money, I will… https://t.co/HT5DtLD6RT
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Quinandtonic @GeoffNorcott @JonathanPieNews You really must hang out with Alex. You'll have a lot to chat about. Bye now.#Taskmaster has been nominated for a @BAFTA! This, we think, makes it the most gloriously silly nominee EVER. Case… https://t.co/AdTYNJEXu2
Retweeted by David Baddiel @GeoffNorcott @JonathanPieNews It makes a change from people shouting at my breakfast because they feel it's not ex… https://t.co/oeaG9TXUlHI don't make a habit of this. But, for the love of all things good, please could you watch this: https://t.co/ECMgCSwCJd
Retweeted by David BaddielDEAR NHS, which includes contributions from authors @Beathhigh, Kate Atkinson, @caitlinmoran and @Baddiel, is a tha… https://t.co/BdaCJwFarf
Retweeted by David Baddiel @kirstywilcox I'm a Chelsea fan, Kristy. Much love to you and Isla!Call me crazy, but I'm not sure either of the parties involved is coming across that well from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial.The paperback of my last kids book The Taylor Turbochaser is out today. I note adults have gone a bit weird about k… https://t.co/FZHN2MLP8oIn our middlegrade titles, the road-trip rollercoaster by @Baddiel is now in paperback! For fans of #ArtemisFowl,… https://t.co/y8mARhXNWe
Retweeted by David BaddielI've banged on in interviews about how live comedy is and will continue to be hit hard by the pandemic, and how gov… https://t.co/L6YpPTsdYWOrwell is cancelled for *checks notes* demonising one of the most evil and murderous regimes in history. https://t.co/kdjyxibIev
Retweeted by David BaddielFraming R Kelly being arrested and charged for decades of sex crimes in four states as a negative result of "cancel… https://t.co/6uisl12dQ6
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Baddiel @thetimes People who say things like "he lacks Eton charm" either don't know anyone who went to Eton, or t… https://t.co/O0Mrh8BnDA
Retweeted by David Baddiel @Michael77780595 Well, it's a criticism of Andrew - not I would say the main one that needs to be made - and as a c… https://t.co/135Vts3XDoAlso “all the airs and graces of royalty but none of their superiority” - break that class-ridden clause down it im… https://t.co/dU6gFo4U9qThis article by Vassi Chamberlain in yesterday’s ⁦@thetimes⁩ suggests that Prince Andrew being a blundering and arr… https://t.co/v6UBzAHTW3Every time I get a little down I remember there is an Orthodox Jewish man called Andrew who has been holding a solo… https://t.co/bTU3cGGKDR
Retweeted by David BaddielI tell a story in this about when my partner cut off her fingertip and we ended up in Truro A&E. Frank Skinner tell… https://t.co/Ngr7JQ3SxiThis article doesn’t actually give any examples of a joke of this type. Which demonstrates how little legal people… https://t.co/4llV3pB5Sx
7/9
2020
1/ Is this how we encourage lawyers back to Court. Solicitors shouldn't have to choose between their family’s safet… https://t.co/y2bgw1Qn7v
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7/8
2020

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