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Michael Tracey just had the biggest orgasm of his life https://t.co/MZy11T05qD
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Retweeted by Anime TereseFuckin deadbeats https://t.co/vardk2nNgP @BofAML Bank of Amlerica @leslieleeiii So the same scene @damonagnos This feels like an interesting detour youd take on a night where it's just you and faceapphttps://t.co/rz9hV3eGli
Retweeted by Anime Tereseme irl https://t.co/c92KxtvPYe
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6/18
2019
shooting at the Chula Vista Costco and if you scroll the Chula Vista trend just a little bit you some guy posting h… https://t.co/MQCyShyr1a
Retweeted by Anime Teresecharlie kirk going down on you but you're saved by his failure to fit his terrifying lego head between your legs
Retweeted by Anime Terese @littlecuckball @eponawest Many people are saying itAfter a long year, my husband finally believes I am ready to carry his child in my womb. To feed them with my body.… https://t.co/8vkD7z7eML
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6/17
2019
@floozyesq Imagining having enough hair to do this @TheRoot @ColsBols 100% of police officers also belong to IRL racism group the policeAn investigation reveals that hundreds of police officers around the country belong to racist Facebook groups.… https://t.co/quSLQoUrRv
Retweeted by Anime TereseIBM designed the computer databases that tracked gay people in nazi concentration camps. The serial number tattoos… https://t.co/KYUaHmMqOv
Retweeted by Anime Terese"With the vast amounts spent so far on the aircraft, the United States could have worked wonders, including providi… https://t.co/7t74ZppxEu
Retweeted by Anime Terese @tonymc39 @Kimbo_H No one hand this guy power. @mags_mclaugh @livkittykat Fetonte tread on mehttps://t.co/15BXVUE7du
Retweeted by Anime Terese @MemeVVitch You can only buy chair if you are an escaped, decadent genie @LLW902 @allisongeroi I have a writ of Goodness here signed, sealed and ready to hand off
6/16
2019
@superhayo a good thing about being intelligent is I don't have to read every word of a book to know that things ha… https://t.co/MalSvHrRdl @superhayo the hero's gurney, I think it's calledno dude. no one has ever tried this before. why don't you plot it out and write an incredibly boring and overly inf… https://t.co/qaWRj7Vsx0 @koldpt @AliceAvizandum lmao no but I feel like it should have been meIf I were glinner I would simply not have opened the ark of the covenant and done that to my face
6/15
2019
wrote about Biden and horny grandpa jokes for Slate https://t.co/X3QkX7dnFl
Retweeted by Anime Terese @buffalocialism Lmao @buffalocialism Damn again @kenklippenstein That's the bibbleThese text messages among Border Patrol agents will leave you cold: https://t.co/zgeO7eIlG2
Retweeted by Anime Terese @Akhil_election @eponawest Tracks perfectly with atheism movement @eponawest Her only chance at winning reelection is by courting conservatives, who, as we all know, will not have t… https://t.co/XU6HqyN6CkCongratulations to the @Raptors on winning the #NBAFinals @kawhileonaed on becoming #MVP and to the city of… https://t.co/gc7VPUUaDY
Retweeted by Anime Terese @matttbastard @rafaelshimunov @DavidKlion Matt Walsh's recent angelanagleShe has learned how to squeak for attention and it. Has not. Stopped. Volume on to experience my day in 17 seconds. https://t.co/tz5zbnehad
Retweeted by Anime TereseCop tries to tase an already subdued ‘suspect’ and electrocutes himself... ...how does it feel? https://t.co/uZXYHWRMyz
Retweeted by Anime TereseHE DOESNT LIKE PICKLES LMAOOO https://t.co/Iaiv94ivaX
Retweeted by Anime TereseNever seen a team have such a golden run avoiding big injuries and then pay it all at once with interestHell world gives you the good finals outcome but in such a way that all possibility for joy is negatedSteph is now 0-8 on go ahead playoff FGAs with under 20 seconds left @TylerIAm @DragonflyJonez https://t.co/LalLOs0Paf
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Retweeted by Anime TereseLive look at Warriors fans watching the ceremonies https://t.co/ZUaskvkb5G
6/14
2019
@SheriffClarke @parler lmfao @Ugarles Explain this! @djkilllist He must also be a no-faverSitting near this couple in the waiting room and the woman is filling out the intake paperwork for the guy while he… https://t.co/kDvQ4hYfTO @ConnorSouthard In my special, Nanettier, I yell "silence!" every time my audience starts chuckling @thucydiplease multi-pritchJust as bad as visiting Trump’s White House and you don’t even get Wendy’s https://t.co/7lMLjArVfC
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6/13
2019
Celtics fans after seeing Rich Paul tell the world that AD has absolutely no interest in going to Boston. https://t.co/3IsjthVCc2
Retweeted by Anime TereseMost of those are plastic spiders we eat while asleep https://t.co/LSr52Ml3ME @hayleyglyphs your sister's poodle has separation anxietyIn 👏🏻 this 👏🏻 house 👏🏻 we entertain no failsons https://t.co/LMQ5HNcKVQ
6/12
2019
NBA Finals Game 5: The Warriors refuse to go down without a fight https://t.co/Ibk149MeMOThe classic symptoms of ADHD, "inattention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity," describe the ways that ADHD sufferers… https://t.co/lZN7mkDbw1
Retweeted by Anime TereseI made small sacrifices and contributed to a 401k that tanked in 2008. I also lost my life savings in a house I bou… https://t.co/Ah4qgD3aBU
Retweeted by Anime TereseLast summer, fascists attempted to rally in Washington, DC on the anniversary of the tragedy in Charlottesville and… https://t.co/6MC41KEMVt
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6/11
2019
Looks like @YouTube @TeamYouTube has taken down my video debunking Steven Crowder’s article that falsely attributes… https://t.co/jZxLM6Uvpj
Retweeted by Anime TereseHe ... shouldn't have to do that? https://t.co/ZKAA7fToRz
Retweeted by Anime Terese @mean_jock that's not the easy A you want!! @rajandelman it's fucked up how the guy who did Onion Biden has taken his tiny share of responsibility while these… https://t.co/dDL8rOdlCq @wochie @firescotch @inICRMwetrust how absolutely horrifying that Cerner might actually be the lesser evil @MurderBryan just like scores of bodies in spandex plummeting off the rafters behind me during my promo @thenearzone Marine Le Todd @mags_mclaugh @AllezLesBoulez https://t.co/e7gshaGCdz @EDsin954 SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR https://t.co/8iRZlATHGa @LOLY2K nor should youYou know what they say about the weather here: if you don't like it, give it a day and @ggooooddddoogg will join one of your dmsmore like Crampdown if you ask me!!! https://t.co/OrnzgfpCoL
6/10
2019
@thucydiplease @CNNRGLDN These two forces should never collide @jonbernhardt His name is gonna give John Rocker an aneurysm
6/9
2019
@Jaclynhill I love how Authentic this product placement is! @Boringstein https://t.co/7Wdw62c5dEmy best friend and her libertarian doppelganger are facing off and I have them both at gun point. I have to ask a q… https://t.co/Tx0NiktwHi @BudrykZack @cambrian_era when I want attention I do the universal signal of looking for a mate: putting my headphones in @ahmedinho_s protecc her at all cost @2bmrap @lib_crusher lmao10 years ago we had Dr Ass, Dr Pizza and Dr Disrespect. Protect Dr Eugene Gu
Retweeted by Anime Terese @cambrian_era but what if they are a woman. bet you didn't think of thatI'm going to go ahead and give conservatives/libertarians a pro tip here: People almost never speak up because they… https://t.co/2uiVFU5QqB
Retweeted by Anime Terese @saintknives understood and same @mags_mclaugh I'll get you a note @saintknives I think they're referencing this maybe https://t.co/gLBnLDaJzO @andrewrstine yeah I'm gonna show this to my worthless kid who only attends one school and can't even excel there @mags_mclaugh look you gotta just write off the loss and try again tomorrow. bikes don't work during any other hour @christlover2000 cancel me, father, for I have sinnedthis is overambitious to the point of stupidity. just attend one of the schools and focus on doing well there! https://t.co/xRXeN5Pgz9as fair*I'm just saying if Heat fans get permanently labeled as fake fans because some rich people left Game 6 early then i… https://t.co/mx6Vaaize1Kevin Durant has everything to gain by not playing again this seriesSteve Kerr's annual rousing Game 4 pep talk "LeBron doesn't have enough help so yeah we'll probably be fine" is not… https://t.co/7DrhxMxyFq
Retweeted by Anime TereseYo this nigga is nuts b 😂😭😂😂 https://t.co/dr2wopFYIL
Retweeted by Anime TereseGetting fired up for Game 4 by remembering the time Kawhi answered the question, “who is Kawhi Leonard?” with “Kawh… https://t.co/eERWmFLyWV
Retweeted by Anime TereseLook I'm not doing this display name shit anymore if everyone's gonna get in on it https://t.co/osqs8TJXDbI love watching all these rich people go home disappointed @ImpPoster That's me proposing we make a movie. Les be in film. @kept_simple @haircut_hippie Almost like theres a reason it's a major dem party faux pas to profess any sort of ideology
6/8
2019

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