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@wayne_vt @SalVulcano Children vote apple.
8/15
2020
"Luke, help me take this mask off." @HamillHimself https://t.co/IzQygraryK
8/14
2020
@BradTakei @GeorgeTakei Doesn't matter the role, I have long labeled Shia LaBoeuf as "The Franchise Killer."
8/13
2020
@VeteSale Can you put web fluid into it?
8/11
2020
@HamillHimself Who else hears the MECO version of the Star Wars theme right now? @ElshaHawk The love experts.
8/6
2020
@isDARTHVADER Where do I send my money?
8/5
2020
@DebbieGibson @RepublicService Wait a tic. They don't got palm trees on Long Island!
8/4
2020
@Yankees Stadium Sound Booth People: We really really REALLY need ROLL CALL in the first and second inning of games… https://t.co/6e7aUwXtHM @HiddenCash Sliced pineapple @TheCarlWeathers Very cool watching the two of you block out this sequence!
8/2
2020
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (yes, I paid money for this). No lie, the film actually melted halfway through! https://t.co/ED22QNYax5
8/1
2020
Achy all over. Proof that yesterday was a beach day.
7/31
2020
@realDonaldTrump BTW, do not take the copper pipes from the WH on January 19. @Gavin4L Unless your gold watch or Zed is inside of you, #NTA.
7/30
2020
@one_chantzz Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go who's next?https://t.co/0X61MrQnSz https://t.co/dQCqoNDpLe
7/28
2020
@BQQuinn Does Mrs. Calabash have working A/C?
7/25
2020
@TODAYshow So let's talk about that house party a couple of weeks ago in Middletown, NJ.
7/24
2020
@Yankees, even without fans, will groundskeepers still do #YMCA? @SalVulcano @BQQuinn @RealMickFoley Staten Islanders and Long Islanders roll together! @kplawver The only difference is that my mom used a tin can, not a broken coffee cup. @kplawver This is the method I learned 40 years ago... https://t.co/WCW5rJYxCj @benjpasek "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen "From Now On" - don't remember who wrote that one"Duck... Duck... Duck... Duck..." https://t.co/BlZmuZIyds
7/23
2020
Clint Frazier wears a mask. Clint Frazier hits home runs. Be like Clint. #wearamask https://t.co/VmRfaucgcrSecond star destroyer to the right and straight on to Exegol... https://t.co/yH0Gqv291d @Gavin4L And it didn't kill all superhero movies for you? @Gavin4L Of all the Supermans, IV was your first?!
7/22
2020
@YESNetwork I'm thinking everybody should start their own streamers now instead of duking it out with different thi… https://t.co/DIHEMhjrPU
7/21
2020
@ScottFaldon So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day my logic was proven all wrong beca… https://t.co/cnuNAY3Ypm @andrew_santoro_ @ScottFaldon @GoLordFarquaad @DeCosterKen @ScottFaldon Federales in Portland?"We'll never survive." "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has, due to the pandemic." https://t.co/oxOLDRXesEI tried to do #alsicebucketchallenge2020, but my assistant got premature on me. ALS hasn't ended just because the o… https://t.co/JpNh2o2ee8 @BradTakei @GeorgeTakei Shameful or shameless, usually meaning the same thing. @one_chantzz https://t.co/WFmHkQf1VW
7/18
2020
#MLB will be using prerecorded fan sounds at games. Makes me wonder if @Yankees will have a prerecorded roll call f… https://t.co/iQKekgRQGQ @KimmyMonte Romeo and Juliet and Julia @KimmyMonte Henry V: The Final FrontierRemember the Clash of the Titans https://t.co/DRLhp5kB36 @BQQuinn This one. https://t.co/dJeqbuHCqLThat went better than I thought it would.Bwnwduct Cumberbarcb https://t.co/NWJUFYHNK1
7/17
2020
@TODAYshow @SamBrockNBC While I agree that it's probably premature to open Florida theme parks at this time, I can'… https://t.co/39FtFC4ifXStand and Deliver. I guess I can write the book, but @Lin_Manuel will have to take care of the songs. "What's Cal… https://t.co/VmKMuzPG7s
7/14
2020
@one_chantzz No shrimp or lobster. @StarWarsUK Happy birthday Captain Solo and Captain Picard!
7/13
2020
@Gavin4L The Gary Coleman Show @Gavin4L @Joe_Hunter Pitch Black. It may have gotten overlooked because it didn't say Riddick in the title.
7/12
2020
@klg921 @Lin_Manuel Penzey's really is great!
7/11
2020
@one_chantzz , yes or no? https://t.co/oGveiSfcZf @TVOnTheSpot I admit I had to look it up, but I concur. @BQQuinn Get him, Benjamin! @SalVulcano @realDonaldTrump Yeah! for the 0.01th time! Me am genius! Me am president! You follow me only!
7/10
2020
When I'm just driving around, I like to wear my mask on one ear like an F-14 pilot, but when it's battle time it's… https://t.co/nWUnqLKsKsI was today years old when I learned that @timruss2, AKA Tuvok, was also the Spaceball who shouted, "We ain't found shit!"
7/9
2020
@kplawver @lmorchard Soup vide? @BrentSpiner @Vandiekins22 Plastic bag and a straw. @one_chantzz Are you any worse than John or Chihai? @Bobinski @jennyrachelpal I was thinking Paul Gleason. https://t.co/qWCtQnPIjH
7/8
2020
@JenniferJJacobs If we didn't report income, we wouldn't have to pay taxes. (Pretty sure he believes that one as well) @RexChapman Poor man's process works!
7/7
2020
@BrandonMutala @StarTrek Two-parter. Thought it would be about Hannah Montana. But it wasn't. @trekreport @Its_Sargasm @BrandonMutala @StarTrek Flowers for John Luck Pickard? @nerdhurdles @AndrewR_Physics @BrandonMutala @StarTrek Apparently a headband works just as well. @BrandonMutala @StarTrek Kirk flirts with male black captain from the future. No one notices. @BrandonMutala @StarTrek Rip Van Winkle is a dick. @sydrathert @DisneyStudios I would put it in my top 5, along with (and the actual rankings can rotate on any given… https://t.co/7FEqCy5s55
7/6
2020
@WeHeartEE @_kimhanley Are they getting rid of it? @_kimhanley Takes me back to school. Sometimes I just wanna go through a wall. @WeHeartEE @_kimhanley Disney employees. They're such nazis sometimes. @_kimhanley A rabbit moves out. A frog moves in.Open house tour. Lots of room, but it's definitely a fixer-upper. https://t.co/5xF95d9Blq
7/5
2020
@danielleweisber I'm not sure about EVERY Broadway show. I mean nobody wants to see people falling to their doom in… https://t.co/OQwOwK4g0u @one_chantzz What constitutes a stupid question?
7/4
2020
@SalVulcano I like it like that.10 AM at Big Blue Furniture Theme Park... https://t.co/oZc4TQ5J9c
7/2
2020
I always wonder how the Sharks on #SharkTank are able to crunch numbers so fast and come up with an investment offe… https://t.co/vS6WTLUhi5 @HiddenCash African swallow or European?
7/1
2020
The mole has been wacked in New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts, and has popped up in Florida, Texas, and Arizona. #whackamole #COVID19
6/30
2020
@one_chantzz C u there! @one_chantzz Hey, wanna walk across the TZ Bridge with us tomorrow? It'll be fun!
6/27
2020
@Lin_Manuel If we stayed with the original plan and released theatrically, would they have still been there? @Lin_Manuel https://t.co/imDhAsRNCg
6/26
2020
@UKMelia My pet peeve is "would of" instead of "would have" or "would've." @TheRickWilson DON'T suck my dick. No, really. Don't. @truTVjokers @truTV I do peanut butter and banana grilled in butter (a la Elvis). Pair that with a nice thick choco… https://t.co/URdkL8GG09Retweet if you wore a mask in the last 24 hours
Retweeted by baromero @DisneyParks @Disneyland @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyAnimation Also, will we relocate Tiana's M&G from Princess Fairytale Hall? @DisneyParks @Disneyland @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyAnimation When you say @Disneyland, do you mean just Anaheim or To… https://t.co/qyXpTtdHVh @agentbizzle @DisneyParks @Disneyland @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyAnimation Mike Busey's Sausage Castle @4a_of Lately I've taken ro calling him Annoying Orange. https://t.co/nwb8rTjHTV @HiddenCash Annoying Orange.
6/25
2020
@StephenKing "Did you order the code red?" "I did the job I was sent to do." "Did you order the code red?!" "You're damn right I did!!"
6/24
2020
@MeidasTouch I'm Chevy Chase. And you're not. @Back_dafucup Angry, yes. Pleading, no. It's all in the attitude and the context. @OrigamiYoda I also need to know who to avoid, if you can DM me a name? @realDonaldTrump Kinda like paternity testing, right, Annoying Orange?Wow. This was prophetic, wasn't it? https://t.co/yKxKo1LE6x
6/23
2020

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