Sign in with Twitter

Username:

PizzaBoi @BarricadeBandit Illinois, USA

I’m not a narcissist, I’m an exorcist | looking more like Beaker everyday | she/her

293 Following   117 Followers   3,233 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/9/13


@ITPNTPodcast @BonniePuns @StevenRayMorris I am such a huge fan of Home Run Inn frozen pizza, I feel like this answ… https://t.co/UImEhoa5ZH
1/17
2021
Found one. https://t.co/B0PKOHEn9t https://t.co/dZU6qXtJdt
Retweeted by PizzaBoiIf the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the U… https://t.co/pmJo3rnfpW
Retweeted by PizzaBoiThere isn’t much that surprises me about America, but I’m still stunned. These are some of the most important photo… https://t.co/bWn0iy150j
Retweeted by PizzaBoi"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Lindsey Graham May 3, 2016 https://t.co/oHZDGw8Dmp
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
1/7
2021
@_brujita_7 @heyitskaitlin No it’s okay she’s getting one for me for my birthdayWell that escalated steadily for four years.
Retweeted by PizzaBoiThis is a coup attempt.
Retweeted by PizzaBoiThe United States Capitol is under attack and it was ordered by the president of the United States.
Retweeted by PizzaBoiArrest Donald Trump.
Retweeted by PizzaBoiThe GOP owns this. Every bit of it.
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
1/6
2020
@paiigelyn What the actual fuck is wrong with youRemy keeps getting mad at me bc I can’t properly play with her bc I’m so weak from COVID and honestly that’s the worst symptom of them all.
12/26
2020
@heyitskaitlin DO NOT OUT ME LIKE THIS KAITLIN THE WORLD ISNT READY TO KNOW MY HAMSTER STORY
12/25
2020
wish i was a houseplant so a pretty girl could make sure i get enough water and sunlight
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
12/20
2020
Twice today my mother has given me an all caps warning text and honestly she can’t keep coming for my personal bran… https://t.co/o7MCKYOEDI
12/19
2020
Hugh Grant dancing to The Pointer Sisters in Love Actually is the pinnacle of Christmas and my opinion won’t be swayed.
12/17
2020
ur not “vibing” u are in severe psychological distress
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
12/13
2020
@Rainman_415 @Wendilynn66 Can confirm. This is my mother. I have heard about Witchy-Poo many times over my 25 years😂😂
12/12
2020
REMY IS NOT A RATATOUILLE. HE MAKES THE RATATOUILLE. HE IS NOT A WALKING PILE OF ROASTED VEGETABLES. HE IS A RAT.
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
11/24
2020
@BonniePuns This reminds me of the time I panic bought 7 cartons of 18 eggs bc they were on sale for $0.99 each (an… https://t.co/J8FctONjQSI gave Remy her dinner while I cooked mine so she wouldn’t bother me, but instead of eating, she sat in the kitchen… https://t.co/An6NquijVc
11/18
2020
Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
11/17
2020
Pls sign my petition to change then National Anthem to just two and a half minutes of the sound of my dog’s snoring. Thank you.
11/16
2020
My mom @ Ryan: “You kinda just flutter around like a trampy butterfly.”
11/15
2020
@BonniePuns “This is our son, Coochieman Redissus. His name just has so much meaning to us since we met playing Among Us.”
11/11
2020
@koleDOTplay https://t.co/1ir0uk3qli
11/10
2020
SAY IT LOUDER👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/36G76AVOplCan’t explain what this all means better than she can: https://t.co/NF3UGWWfVu
Retweeted by PizzaBoiSeeing other countries celebrate today feels like when you trip in public and strangers ask “are you okay” so you k… https://t.co/6mg2k5e9fm
Retweeted by PizzaBoi @zakflorence18 And they’re rescues!!! The first rescue dogs ever in the White House! They’re gonna be like “Wow, I… https://t.co/EtK3sXzMngnow we must bully this old man into doing what we want for the next 4 years
Retweeted by PizzaBoiGeorgia residents 17+, Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who their 2 new senators will be. If those senato… https://t.co/WRD9VJLGJy
Retweeted by PizzaBoiBefore the country can truly heal we need to see Jill Biden back over Betsy DeVos with a school bus
Retweeted by PizzaBoiLadies and Gentlemen; All the Vice-Presidents of The United States of America. https://t.co/RROJ3i7mp7
Retweeted by PizzaBoiI would pay for a subscription service where every morning I wake up to news of Donald Trump losing something
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
11/8
2020
WE CAN BREATHE NOW https://t.co/KY6Yk4O9tX
Retweeted by PizzaBoiITS FUCKING OVERThis is it. This is the realest tweet about the election. https://t.co/TFkdSQoO0oWhich network is gonna put us out of our misery today?
Retweeted by PizzaBoiLMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP https://t.co/krCSZXMfJh
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
11/7
2020
the baudelaire children: https://t.co/GlKMsv9T5V
Retweeted by PizzaBoiagain I must reiterate that Georgia is not a red state it is a voter suppressed state
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
11/6
2020
https://t.co/rLPpoTgV4g
Retweeted by PizzaBoiHas anyone else spent these last few days contemplating what a joke the United States must look like to the rest of… https://t.co/i2nuRbrbugThis reboot of Groundhog Day sucks ass
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
11/5
2020
Gonna go find an abyss to scream into, anyone wanna come with? We can social distance and still have simultaneous existential crises.fuck it. letting the t. rex out
Retweeted by PizzaBoi @lilhappyleo I have BIG TIME nervous poops @lilhappyleo THANK GOD ITS NOT JUST MEYou ever feel like you’re gonna poop your pants bc of how anxious you are about the state of your country? Anyone? Just me? Cool.
11/4
2020
@MichaelLamura I absolutely am not😑It’s gonna take awhile to get all our votes counted. I’m willing to wait... https://t.co/WVRFJN2gev
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
11/3
2020
happy no knowledge november! i simply do not want to know anymore! i’ve thought enough! i do not think therefore i do not am <3
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
11/2
2020
Any other day I’d be laying on my couch watching Criminal Minds and drinking beer by myself. Tonight I’m laying on… https://t.co/FySKGhBfN5
10/30
2020
@heyitskaitlin @koleDOTplay KAITLIN YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT @koleDOTplay @heyitskaitlin Oh for sure. Don’t tell Kaitlin.🤫Orlando, I am in you!!!!!!!I am currently at the airport to go to see @heyitskaitlin and @koleDOTplay wtfffffffffff
10/29
2020
The other night I woke myself up bc I was talking in my sleep. What was I saying, you ask? Oh, I was repeating the… https://t.co/nNftNDTZEk
10/22
2020
Get you a best friend who’s okay with you being crazy lmaoooooo @heyitskaitlin https://t.co/OFqNQBxxVH
10/20
2020
Clap you dumb fascist bitch https://t.co/gE5TiQdAuX
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
10/19
2020
my mom didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a complainer
Retweeted by PizzaBoithere's not enough hostility in this country towards ronald reagan.
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
10/17
2020
Hey kids! Come learn about flipping the senate with us, it’s fun AF! Don’t believe the polls. Trump has inverted re… https://t.co/W9IOYpcQ72
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
10/16
2020
@heyitskaitlin We’re both WOMEN now, with our long hair.@heyitskaitlin and I both just sent each other this picture and if that’s not true friendship idk what is (it’s th… https://t.co/4CkC2Zkr9D
10/15
2020
Here’s your bi-weekly reminder that therapy is amazing and will change your life. Don’t be afraid to go, it’s worth… https://t.co/0tGvB4Xs5M👏 not 👏 every 👏 rat 👏 is 👏 a 👏master 👏 of 👏 gourmet 👏 french 👏 cuisine
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
10/12
2020
I think my favorite thing is that me, Elizabeth, HollyAnn, Kate, and Franky all still have an active group chat eve… https://t.co/vcE4oxhGee
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
10/10
2020
who’s gonna play the fly on snl and why is it gonna be pete davidson
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
10/9
2020
Their names are Emmanuelle Charpentier and Jennifer A. Doudna, and @cnn had plenty of characters left in the tweet… https://t.co/DjUPTFICbG
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
10/7
2020
@MegsMarieB I can’t believe you
10/2
2020
Okay but also this is what @BarricadeBandit and I are doing later https://t.co/0TxslZ53rI
Retweeted by PizzaBoiThis pretty much sums it up. https://t.co/3GdKwjYChJ
Retweeted by PizzaBoiHillary was right about the Russians, she was right about Donald not being a billionaire, she was right about the c… https://t.co/F8ltwFyqEW
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
9/29
2020
Reading this as I drink wine in my neighbor’s hot tub😬 https://t.co/J9drlKEMCXHey if you’ve ever considered going to therapy but didn’t for whatever reason, do it. Do it now. I can’t explain ho… https://t.co/peQYZnYMJ2I’ve decided that I cannot today
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
9/28
2020
i grew up ugly so i had to be funny and then got hot in my twenties so that’s how i became perfect
Retweeted by PizzaBoi @heyitskaitlin STILL SO FUCKING CUTE @lilhappyleo I WAS JUST ASKING HIM HOW HIS DAY WAS IT WASNT THAT WEIRDhttps://t.co/im1PI5Tfqy
Retweeted by PizzaBoiHey Rob DeSantis, suck my gay, white ass https://t.co/KvvoKGAKffA girl who lived in the same apartment complex as me during my first DCP Yik Yaked about how she caught a girl talk… https://t.co/KkaTpABuLY @MichaelLamura Have you seen the Epix War of the Worlds series bc this IS one of the aliens 😬 @Rainman_415 @TheRealHoarse I’m enjoying an evening at home with my puppy and a bottle of wine!
9/26
2020
“You say, you believe that all lives matter. HA! I say, I don’t believe ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ you do!” — Mr. Stevie Wonder https://t.co/a9ltly9XCO
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
9/24
2020
it is absolutely depraved that we cannot mourn this mountain of a woman’s death without the fear of whatever is lef… https://t.co/1Xfh4VPTev
Retweeted by PizzaBoiI know the popular analysis is going to be “we’re screwed,” and I *feel you.* But nah. RBG didn’t go out like tha… https://t.co/Ul3yBGoDw9
Retweeted by PizzaBoiwhat are we going to fucking do
Retweeted by PizzaBoiIt’s hard to find the words to properly honor such a strong and inspirational woman. Ruth Bader Ginsberg was everyt… https://t.co/dlGFBZbLEr
9/19
2020
Oh shit guys, turns out I’ve been hot this whole time.
9/18
2020
Attn: I have decided to be hot. It’s over for you hoes.
9/17
2020
@BonniePuns Or, hear me out, a shot of espresso in one hand, shot of tequila in the other🤷🏻‍♀️Why won’t @heyitskaitlin let me live my best life? https://t.co/Eq3pQsWV3nThis ad seems to have really have fucked up Trump. Please retweet and make sure it keeps moving. https://t.co/AspKXM9cMr
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
9/16
2020
I’m just spitballing here but elevator to space
Retweeted by PizzaBoi
9/14
2020

0