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Dan Katz. Chicago @barstoolsports /ARodCorp. chicagotips@barstoolsports Sirius 85 12-1 weekdays. Co-Host @PardonMyTake podcast w/ @PFTCommenter. Subscribe

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Seriously. It’s not hard to just never have sex https://t.co/iwWq8BnIWpShit https://t.co/YHYZ60Xtvi @BarstoolChief Don’t jinx it plzI bet you think Arsenal is good because you don’t know soccer like I do 😭 https://t.co/ERMkiITN7RArsenal STINKSCaleb is just built differently. Dude never quits https://t.co/YECokjvQGCREHAB GOING WELL!!! Turf toe = minor setback for a MAJOR COMEBACK!!!!!!!! #51strokes #pgapro https://t.co/fJEVx9iwic
Retweeted by Big CatDUGGS SUNDAY SCHEDULE: LSU vs. Alabama Kickoff at 8:27 pm Sliders will be set 40-60 in favour of the computer.… https://t.co/WJWlnjWeLU
Retweeted by Big CatLSU vs Alabama 8:27 pm eastern https://t.co/uRARCMyEGzFuck VAR 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕I’m going to bed. https://t.co/oMbIOlhilwHard to go shadow realm when you get your toes smashed in! https://t.co/v8S5SgiAFvI want to foot stomp you bitch. The Monday Morning PPV buy people SUCK! https://t.co/9vldypt40O*Chefs Kiss* https://t.co/QIgIjpzNT5I’d be so pissed if I got foot stomped. How can you stomp?!?I for one am shocked that fighting judges are bad at their job https://t.co/Hd2pDLk8TFShadow Realm time“They can take our lives but they can never take our freedom” -Skell Gibson, Goodfellas https://t.co/IESR4XbrA6On a serious note. I love my time with @BarstoolBigCat on Sunday mornings before Gymboree. We eat , we laugh and pl… https://t.co/xIl8UkGGpj
Retweeted by Big Cat @Return_Of_RB Hey Sam, if you’re ever in trouble I got a great lawyer for you, goes by the name SKELLE WOODS https://t.co/UC9fA29EzhThere is a bat in my barn and my puppy has not gotten a rabies shot yet it’s all out war and I ain’t gonna fuckin lose.
Retweeted by Big Cat @mdw52836516 @Return_Of_RB Who’s your favorite actor? Let me guess, Miles Skeller @Return_Of_RB This guy reminds me of my favorite AC/DC song, Highway to Skell @sam73846271 @Return_Of_RB Add another to the list, Rico. Charlie Skelly looking ass @Return_Of_RB @RockJames24 Hey Rock https://t.co/0czzVN5Mb6 @Clarknadeaux @Return_Of_RB @davesmith3 Jim Skelly, dude keeps losing SB’s @davesmith3 @Return_Of_RB Shut up I’m making an inside joke with Rico @RockJames24 @Return_Of_RB Because your unable to understand inside jokes? Good#FreeWoj @Return_Of_RBAldo isn’t human. He just took an ass beating and looks more disappointed than beat upWatch UFC 251 Along With Barstool Sports https://t.co/oDTouQvNzP
Retweeted by Big CatNo I mean Schefty, who works at ESPN, loves getting scoops, and moonlights as an NBA reporter. https://t.co/jn3Pp15vYq @BarstoolBigCat @AdamSchefter https://t.co/t0FtXWtCJS
Retweeted by Big CatSchefty seeing Woj suspended https://t.co/tRqxbEWgXzOklahoma -7 was the mortal lock of my life 😬 https://t.co/BjDcymY7TM @BarstoolBigCat Big Cat vs the chat https://t.co/mMH20OOre7
Retweeted by Big CatIn my defense my feet are soaked right nowFuck.“I can’t still win a National Title” -me after losing by 20 to Vandy https://t.co/BN7MHHrd0LPurchased https://t.co/uq0Qgs3QUx
7/12
2020
Shitbird has been secured.
Retweeted by Big Cat9 years since USA Today published its finest work https://t.co/DzObB4kQqs
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Retweeted by Big Cat @BenFredette Got you. https://t.co/p2f3DoZdhJ @notverrygood He is not @BarstoolBigCat didn’t know you started you owning horses? Running in the 2nd Race at Del Mar 15 MTP https://t.co/lusQNtRCE0
Retweeted by Big CatA lot of people say this about my soccer acumen https://t.co/x3gH6ufffnMike has a message for the slider dorks! https://t.co/dhP0aayJtf
Retweeted by Big CatMan City, best ever @BarstoolBigCat Frank Lampard? More like Stank Lampard!
Retweeted by Big CatWent to see Mike and I spotted @CoachDuggs in the wild. https://t.co/gh68KDGiZY
Retweeted by Big CatI watched the whole game. They fucking STINK https://t.co/T5hRJxTi32 @BarstoolBigCat SMELLsea
Retweeted by Big CatChelsea STINKS!Once, when they said I could only have 1 lollipop https://t.co/9sov5jZudpChanged my mind https://t.co/CDGuvHNHpXFirst trip to the barbershop and my son cried zero times. I’ve never felt more accomplished in my entire life @andrewperloff Let’s go. @elonmusk @Ali_Afshari This is my plan from a economic standpoint: The first step to improving how podcasts play w… https://t.co/07sYa81dvP
Retweeted by Big CatThe hushed/somber tone after a team gets relegated gets me every timeHappy Saturday https://t.co/QVgo1aesWs @EddieBarstool That game was the only game standing in Miami’s way of an undefeated season.Dude just drifted his cart like he’s in fast & furious. Legend https://t.co/E0j1lcWdgcBad news, Kevin is living out everyone’s worst nightmare not being able to find an item. Good news, the frosted t… https://t.co/i6cUCQIyNlHuge Weiner grab by Susan https://t.co/v7FL550N3l @JeffDarlington Throw in the enormous jugs of olive oil and that’s a winning cartIt’s Ray Lewis coming out of the tunnel. Chills https://t.co/AjI3Z7IlYz
7/11
2020
The greatest news ever. Supermarket Sweep is now on Netflix. https://t.co/VTJcTxN5A4https://t.co/lqI25lUclR https://t.co/AAiAArFRpThttps://t.co/X9Q55DLknxDelete.A world where the MAC is the only conference left playing sports is a world I’m fine living in https://t.co/peM8AjJ9VuI will be playing with 60-40 in CPU’s favor https://t.co/ofbPeMUI8hwould be a great scene for boner dogs imo @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake https://t.co/yEqbqiXmdl
Retweeted by Big Cat @AFCinNYC @PFTCommenter In his defense, nothing gets you laid at Purdue, not even the cragg @PFTCommenter That’s the KFC Radio Bryan Beer episode. Gotta market baby!Just what I needed to be all the way back https://t.co/YHxVD21icT @abahfungoulo I do play on the hardest level.@BarstoolBigCat https://t.co/d5sEloYrnK
Retweeted by Big CatThe greatest trophy in all of sports @PardonMyTake https://t.co/paYMYYOA9kDid my part today! https://t.co/iz890YoKccPMT 7-10 is now live! A FriYay 2fer featuring actor & former Guts host @TheMikeOMalley PLUS recurring guest… https://t.co/t7K2qz0g3b
Retweeted by Big CatI did custom sliders for the first half that were impossible. Slider dorks had their day https://t.co/6Lo1PCPvQsI am not dead yet. 4 straight ranked games to finish the season plus SEC Championship game. Win out and I’m fine. https://t.co/dyDcuamo4VIt took 2.5 months but the slider dorks finally did it. They finally got me. https://t.co/7VUbjC6DDJI lost to VandyWe’re in the middle of the Comeback of the Century 4th Quarter starts now Vandy 38, LSU 22 https://t.co/tAnypyEQvlI’m not having fun Vandy 28, LSU 0 Comeback of the century https://t.co/tAnypyEQvlFUCK THESE SLIDERS Vandy 21, LSU 0 https://t.co/tAnypynf6LUpdated Sliders are a problem Vandy 7, LSU 0 https://t.co/tAnypynf6LTake 2. Adjusted Sliders. LSU @ Vandy Live Now. Come hang out. --> https://t.co/tAnypynf6L https://t.co/HZH6f4rlcw @patsorce @BarstoolYak Are tropical storms bad though?I was so close. It’s been a dream of mine. Try to tape 3 different shows concurrently and leave at 2 https://t.co/z4W3lNNxy1This was a TERRIBLE idea. Abort. Abort. I’ll play at 2 pm in the game room. Sorry. I got too ambitious and it faile… https://t.co/0HrmLx46gRThis is so dumb. Im going to lose because I'm trying to do radio at the same time. I can feel it. Also we have… https://t.co/FHFlpiDRh0I found custom sliders online that should make the game harder. LSU @ Vandy starts right now. Simulcasting live f… https://t.co/9TjZmCxAe5Don’t you fucking dare https://t.co/AHGdxa5t9C @MattAndreana @PardonMyTake I wear a mask every day.Many people are not happy that Fight Island isn’t happening in the middle of a sandy beach. BUT NOT US! https://t.co/ZocXOWQch8
Retweeted by Big CatYAK starts now. Whole crew here minus Steven Cheah. Call in 833-85-STOOL.
7/10
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