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Joined Twitter 2/16/11


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11/27
2020
@tfletch2 I think deep frying it is way to goIt’s 9am and i have received TWO (2) happy thanksgiving text messages from former flames or exes already lmfao like can y’all notWhile most of us know Hancock’s #Denver legacy will be his criminalization of being houseless, he may have just ice… https://t.co/Q3ifrk6HFg
Retweeted by little bat faced girl @SoliloquyQueen Lmfaoooooo stop i love u @SoliloquyQueen https://t.co/NKQJECBvIE @devinlucifer STOP DM ME UR VENMO RIGHT NOW @devinlucifer Ok may you please make my eyes blue and also don’t feel bad i am just not good at that kinda stuff so… https://t.co/WiBwMK1kRl @devinlucifer STOP!!!! Let me PAY U PlzToday i got asked for change while walking into a store. I told him i didn’t have any cash but I’d love to buy him… https://t.co/evmJCAyAdW @samoralice All Ur Ross Belong 2 US @devinlucifer Ima pay u either wayCan someone do this for me ? I will pay you $5 https://t.co/zI62aUgKhz @billybobporkin Stop ? Shrooms ? For what?This this this https://t.co/ezCpIHJJ47
Retweeted by little bat faced girlRoss moves this weekend :)
11/26
2020
https://t.co/R1UnDtjAYL https://t.co/AcaQ4s5wxN @SoliloquyQueen @ok_alriight Oh the arborist @SoliloquyQueen @ok_alriight What is specific tweet
11/25
2020
@aureusvixen Yesssssss @TinsleyDylan 🥸see what nowTime for Denver‘s semi annual game of everything is made up and the lanes don’t matter
11/24
2020
@devinlucifer Hook me up 🤣🤣The fact that celebrities are even having .... award shows ?????? Just send them a goddamn plaque or whatever in the mail @chickenadobe Oh yes i feel this
11/23
2020
She’s probably having a bad day, go buy her a DJUNGELSKOG https://t.co/Y0BvgoDGlD
Retweeted by little bat faced girlWhat is Joe Biden’s plan to punish the creators of Young Sheldon
Retweeted by little bat faced girl @bivocado Awww noooooo @bivocado I heard about Beet Box, what are these 2 :( @juanDenver_ @Marshall9News Oh trust me i know lol shit sucks especially as a last responder @juanDenver_ @Marshall9News Yeah, i think his point is that the state is very contradictory ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @juanDenver_ @Marshall9News I think maybe just the fact that 5,700 people are allowed to gather, some potentially from out of state??Just saw Colorado referred to as “Commierado” as if Cherry creek and highlands ranch don’t exist ???Life saving Christmas advice https://t.co/MWqWShpBHq
Retweeted by little bat faced girlWelp happy Sunday, time to hunker down and drink wine while i stare out my window and pass out at 7pmIt annual “r u back home?” season pls don’t contact me
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Retweeted by little bat faced girli just think these mushroom cushions are really great and we should talk about them https://t.co/qFGylBlokO
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Retweeted by little bat faced girl @fourthandeight Bruh Sames lmaoIts 630 pm in a Saturday, I’m buzzed I’m staring out my window, I’m boredPlease don’t let this keep happening. Im tired. https://t.co/eS0sPRoC4tI’ve tried to wish more than two people a happy birthday when i a) know full well it’s not their birthday and 2) wh… https://t.co/cgPvOza0vV
11/22
2020
If i ever go missing use this picture for the news https://t.co/BC7AUYdik2One of my friends 6 year old daughters has an Instagram and i am just cackling, she’s so funny ... the bandaid nose… https://t.co/rdfM4IdfCtfav this tweet if you think Dolly Parton should replace George washington on the dollar bill then we could call it a dolly bill
Retweeted by little bat faced girlThere's still beauty in this world. https://t.co/1gws4b2xah
Retweeted by little bat faced girl10am; errands been ran, apt is clean, plants are watered, just wish i could go do something 😌me whenever y’all talk about how happy y’all are https://t.co/3PpX5VGyWF
Retweeted by little bat faced girl @aureusvixen I love herAmen brutha https://t.co/PshKtq7xd5Im tired
11/21
2020
they're being abducted 🛸 🦘 🛸 🛸 🐊… https://t.co/h2cVb17Aul
Retweeted by little bat faced girl @Maaaaaaster_J I love this so muchmy keyboard after one glass of wine https://t.co/I8UNmGbAy7
Retweeted by little bat faced girlThank gob supernatural is done and over with @SoliloquyQueen And it was written @aureusvixen Mine is ssameeeHad a milk dud not too long ago and can confidently say they taste like cardboard ????? How are they still in biz @unemotionalrent @LoganMDavis @SoliloquyQueen https://t.co/PtzrDpBMff @aureusvixen YESSSDSDD @SoliloquyQueen I love u babe
11/20
2020
My best work friend is transferring to a different location and I am so sad I’m gonna miss her so @SoliloquyQueen Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @SoliloquyQueen This was helpful. It just means your phone “matched” with 9 other people’s phones that also have th… https://t.co/1SH6B07TuM @SoliloquyQueen @unemotionalrent Yessss @SoliloquyQueen @OMaraRules Oh i likeGood morning, Colorado. Make smart decisions. He’s watching. https://t.co/pvwO3TIJzO
Retweeted by little bat faced girlIf we dated before 25 you are not my ex. You're a childhood friend
Retweeted by little bat faced girl @yungwldcrltyfre Thank you!! I was just in my feels about being single lolol @unemotionalrent Just start texting me i ain’t doing nothing over hereIt’s fuckin wild how the solution is as simple as “just pay places to be closed and pay people to stay home” and th… https://t.co/AI30M7cAJd
Retweeted by little bat faced girlIf I am named Secretary of Transportation, I pledge to implement all of Richard Scarry's best ideas. https://t.co/zFIxnQHVrZ
Retweeted by little bat faced girlI don’t fit in anywhereI feel like gen z wouldn’t believe this was an unedited image from a real commercial that played several times a da… https://t.co/G1UaE9UTaj
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11/19
2020
My fave joke https://t.co/e27M9zT2ii @kaelinbby Gotta be the alphaGoochy the jellyfish. Birthday: November 18, 1998. “Swirl, swish, squirm and wiggle Listen closely, hear him giggl… https://t.co/WeI8qnBFUt
Retweeted by little bat faced girlWho’s up in Denver lemme see those sky picsCharlie Kelly pretending to be a lawyer, except it’s things Rudy Giuliani actually said in court today https://t.co/lGwSSPLnUw
Retweeted by little bat faced girlDo folks realize how batty it is that, 8 months in, we’re still focused on keeping restaurants open during a pandem… https://t.co/uze2PSXkC2
Retweeted by little bat faced girlthe only fleet i recognize is farm n fleet
Retweeted by little bat faced girl @SoliloquyQueen ARCH MAGE*** @SoliloquyQueen Yesss MAGE
11/18
2020
The way that this country just uses and uses teachers and dehumanizes us without investing in us or protecting us i… https://t.co/HmnC3rxu2A
Retweeted by little bat faced girlTwitter.... has stories ... now....I be busy, I make time for what matters to me! Which is twitter.
Retweeted by little bat faced girlMost of my tattoos are sort of phallic and i kinda hate em nowwwee @Fleen_Bean Might have been hard to hear through a mask, could be mistaken for Barker, easily!
11/17
2020
i wish it was me https://t.co/RrnYSIa9uY
Retweeted by little bat faced girlDoes anyone else feel like Sunday is fully just for texting and feeling weird
Retweeted by little bat faced girlIs 5:30 too early fir bed
11/16
2020
my fave collective lie that everyone has agreed to is when the box of q-tips says "do not use inside ear canal 😉" a… https://t.co/NVdzC8ZMl3
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Retweeted by little bat faced girl @fourthandeight Scuse ? https://t.co/Qtg8UkwprT @aureusvixen Get better soon my friend!! 💖Fine I’ll celebrate Christmas https://t.co/OTxUquoEvn
Retweeted by little bat faced girl @unemotionalrent 👀
11/15
2020

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