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Welcome to the BAD BITCHES FRIDAY TWEET CALL! Join us every Friday and our bad bitches will kick off your weekend with a bang! 💥🔪💋

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@EvilLars1 https://t.co/8wDy8BViZRTake no shits and girl , you flex that badass armour.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayAnd please don't forget some love for our HBB!!! @thisbrokeme thank you for being part of our day! We ❤ you!!!!! https://t.co/g9gmpV5uGfAnother Friday in the books. Behold your literary* geniuses** @toomanycommas3 @notmythirdrodeo @colleen_eileenhttps://t.co/RZlbvl6cPi @StorvLovesYou And then you just need to run againRunning is fun if you like getting high but want it to take an hour
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @thesammyhannah You stop! 😂After a while Midas realised he should probably stop giving out hand jobs https://t.co/ZYUzQe9Zel
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6/12
2021
@realfunghi You have my vote!If elected I'll pass a law where if anyone in a movie says "Let's get this party started" the Black Eyed Peas "Let'… https://t.co/eLBD0UE64u
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @notfunnyelle 🤭 @JulieRunion Well deserved!Finally stayed within recommended daily calorie range, so I celebrated with ice cream. https://t.co/ZpXwMXWurF
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @JasonNotEvil https://t.co/YpMHJYbHM4 @notfunnyelle https://t.co/9wL1hnzxHMmy favorite sex position is the goat. it's basically doggy-style but I eat your pillows while we do it
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @MikeyWee3 Your Mom knows what's up 😂😂😂 @JasonNotEvil If you cant fuck it, BucketWho called it erectile dysfunction and not Willie Wonky?
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @MikeyWee3 How did she take it?Uncomfortable conversation with my 75 yr old mom this morning...had to explain that two people bumping fists is not “fisting”
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @MedusaOusa You could teach a courseRolls out of bed Stretches languorously Takes nudes Posts on IG Becomes an influencer
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Erin1137 Yes and yes. I like the suspense of “possibly”But would you still think I'm cute if I wore a pikachu jumpsuit and possibly tased you?
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Heatinblack Agreed. Things definitely fell apart after 1985I think the downfall of society happened when we stopped building cities on rock and roll
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Tryptofantasmic Sounds like a good time to mei always thought soft porn was just people having sex on plush couches and chairs
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @msincognito51 And burst into flames @msincognito51 2019 was a good year for tweets!Ohh yay it’s contest time what tweet shall I pick? My best hmm the one from 2019 that got 200 likes cheers bitches this ones for you ✌️
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @itsBABYSMITH @Under1kContest Accurate.pronounces monday like fuuuuuuuck
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @thisbrokeme Uhhhhhhhhhh lmaoWhy did my dumb arse think you needed to be over 18 to use an adult toothbrush
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @sergebomba He looks so sad, chickens need love tooWho knew that amidst all the “CDC recommends” meme tweets of late, the one against frenching Foghorn Leghorn was ac… https://t.co/kyiJ5o4shd
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @free_mattress https://t.co/WzcVjKWNwVMe: I once had a bouncer ask me what the capital of the state my ID was issued in was because he thought it was a… https://t.co/maddNq5sq8
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Fridayomg text me back already so I can not text you back
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Fridayit’s very cool that my gynecologist leaves the room and gives me privacy to put my clothes back on after he’s been elbow deep inside me.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayKim Kardashian and I have almost the same body type. Stop the hate. https://t.co/0ux1wTKbaG
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayNormalise not accepting apologies when they're insincere
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayI've never played Russian roulette but I *do* have a chance of being admin in the group chat so same
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayWhat's all this about ending up on someone's fleet when you tap their avi? I prefer to do my stalking in private thank you very much
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayElectricity supplier: we believe that with great power comes great responsibility Recovering Marvel addict: yeah,… https://t.co/0ahyDPlv7B
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayI thought Lewis capaldi was singing this all or nothing way of loving got me sleeping with virgins and was like Lewis nooo
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Fridaywhen Atlas tells you he needs help moving his couch https://t.co/I3fe10TDvR
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayI'm raising money for Erin Woody Medical Costs. Click to Donate https://t.co/4fgHYR05OB
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @DearAuntAbby https://t.co/RhXdNHza6dI really want to be the best virgin of myself but time travel isn't real and it’s not 1986.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @EmSlyce One of life's greatest struggles!! https://t.co/QKlKrijLfmWanted to make cookies but I can't find an ice pick for my brown sugar
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @IDontSpeakWhine https://t.co/u27pd3p4H9*Wow, I have **a monkey ***on my back that I can't get rid of. *Ugh **2 kids ***in my house
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @BenCardilli Ooohhhh burn, sonMy momma don’t like you and she likes rebel scum. - Darth Bieber
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayA history of jerking guys off at college does not mean you can put "experienced relief worker" on your CV.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Aikiwomannc Moooooommmmm STAHP https://t.co/4UBPLToie5As a child, Wonder Woman was always embarrassed when her mom pulled up in the invisible station wagon.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Vhalechark Oh we have Tang, all right. 😏I’m sorry I asked if you had Tang when you invited me up for a drink
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @The4thArcana Ours are thank yous.My retweets are endorsements, I'm just not sure what of.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @dad_nit What if it's touching? @debbshock https://t.co/7KIVQg13gHTwinkies filling is whipped lard plus sugar. And love. But mostly whipped lard.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @luckinspades https://t.co/yuwYdE0825Hump day, 6/9. Well played, calendar. Well played.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @MisterD78UK https://t.co/ggtBjreehTit's all fleets and spaces and selfies of faces. setting your trends and dm'ing your friends. tweet thieves and dra… https://t.co/1yAkYDN2xh
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @HaliPhacks If by "bad boy" you mean you've got some hip thrust action going on, count us in. https://t.co/BSbNi53maPI am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 bad boy, free-falling   seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @DearAuntAbby https://t.co/RFDX62szg8Styx and Stones are my favorite bands but names will never hurt me.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @RevBigBabyHuey next stop... https://t.co/zVhpryubm1Psychiatrist: And what do you see here? *Holds up ink blot* Patient: a bald spot Psy: and here? Patient: My wife… https://t.co/XzrtcQVYhP
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayMy life is a lot like The Simpsons. Even I stopped caring about it at least 10 years ago.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @raoulvilla https://t.co/OjghrrUAtiPretty rude of Panda Express to not even sell pandas.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @kariassad It’s hot even if I don’t want it to be @kariassad https://t.co/gGmU4e8kUoNo I don't have a sex tape but there is a video of me causing an accident while parallel parking if someone is asking
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @DogGoing Ha! Yes @GDUB18T https://t.co/GrjaGcyd9qAhh subtweet my most passive aggressive adversary we meet again.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @greek_heanen Then they wouldn’t be secret. But I’m sure they deserve them both waysOh. If only you could see those wonderful middle fingers I secretly give you
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @DogGoing I need this embroidered on a pillowSure, pride goeth before the fall, but irritation goeth before the push.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @OfficeofSteve 🤣🤣🤣 @OfficeofSteve Damn. You’re so rightIt's like all the craft breweries are in a competition to make a good IPA and no one won
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @darcygrl1971 That Jesus seemed like a smart guyMy grandma always said that Jesus knows what you really mean when you say frick, so I just started saying fuck.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @LowellCBenjamin https://t.co/JY0TWWInrHI slipped into my own DMs.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @candyflippin Nope, but June is peach season… @kidnappedagain Hey! That’s a 50% success rate. A meteorologist would be proud
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