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BAD BITCHES FRIDAY TWEET CALL! Join us every Friday and our bad bitches will kick off your weekend with a bang! 💋💋💋💋

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THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO SUBMITTED TWEETS! DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW @BBFTC1 AND ALL THESE BAD BITCHES!! 🔥Your Bevy of… https://t.co/X3DrngUKKA @Chelle_Coops BOOM https://t.co/k0mobDvQN4Them: Sex without marriage is a sin. Me: Well, technically, I am married, just not to him.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @LizerReal https://t.co/Z3ARaGfJ03Every year Santa looks a little bit sexier to me
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @suecorvette https://t.co/GNcgJ6dBHYme: i’m a cat person him: really? you look just like a regular human
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @The_Albinoshrek i knew i was a good mom when my 7 YO was listening to Aerosmith https://t.co/8ATUh59EC1 @The_Albinoshrek WINNINGGGGGGSomedays I think I really screwed up my kids lives and then I realize at least none of them like country music
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @AtCouchyB ohhh clever! we hitches love clever shit https://t.co/tEua7RkuqFAfraid that thing you loved is Irreplaceable? Try eBayoncé
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @suburbanified don’t fuck with old ladies when it cones to sweet potatoes. or any potatoes come to think of it https://t.co/3vLgzNqVvx(An old woman and I both reach for the last 4 sweet potatoes at the grocery store the day before thanksgiving) Me:… https://t.co/ZLBQbbPGf4
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @withanewname i hear soap on a rope is a prison necessity. dont hope to find out irl https://t.co/k3a058jAUt[my first day in prison] "hey guys.. what's up with all the soap necklaces?"
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @NoToRiOuSJT_48 but once you find your people, your life is complete https://t.co/NbwfjOj2TUYou have "Drunk" Twitter, You have "Sex" Twitter. Then you have me stuck somewhere between "Mr. Rogers" Twitter and… https://t.co/Vn4adckWNJ
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @SvnSxty thanks for joining us! 😘 @SvnSxty the headless horseman agrees https://t.co/TGMGKtjL9EI'm EXTREMELY body positive I believe very deeply everyone should have a body
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Fridayremember to clean the turkey baster thoroughly before you put it back in your nightstand drawer
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Tryptofantastic I don’t know what’s going on in your bedroom but my gynaecologist is curious @groovuroy https://t.co/M0XAqLRyqR @groovuroy thank you beautiful ❤️ @groovuroy i like to do my push ups backwards like all Bad Bitches 🔥 https://t.co/GZKVLkTdx6I want equal pay but maybe it’s good enough that I’m allowed to do push ups from my knees.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @W00492237 Waste not, want not as they sayI just boxed up some clothes for Goodwill that I bought from Goodwill. I'm a real life come up story.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @MadeUpBritish And thus the fashion bitches were bornThe Iron Age began around 800 BC in Britain when people started being really finicky about having creases in their tunics
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @LaneSperkus @all_tweet_calls Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle @Heatinblack Mmmhmm. Now they can’t see you roll your eyes https://t.co/TyddacjpPBThis Thanksgiving is all about short visits with family, over the phone, as god intended
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @KruellaDeVito It’s a woman’s prerogative to be irritable at all timesI am always at least 30% irritated.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @ObiWanPunobi This is a smh and laugh joke @Anniewritess I do what I want -taxi drivers and bad bitches @Jeff_Gephart Your days of crime are over https://t.co/xE9diQm46jI didn't want to leave the front door cracked open a few inches, but I'm a home invader on a tv cop show, and that's the law.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @English_Channel Bet they had the same lead actress tooI fell asleep halfway into a Hallmark Channel holiday movie, then woke up halfway through another. It took me 30 minutes to notice
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayHighway code: There are 52 different rules and regulations about parking Taxi driver: But if I put my hazards on we're cool, right?
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @paminski Best to just stretch in the nudeFirst stretch in Underwater the morning monster 🤝… https://t.co/dWvupJWQBh
Retweeted by Bad Bitches FridayWhen Santa’s helpers take a photograph of themselves, do they call those elfies?
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Kids_kubed Get that sneaky bitch! https://t.co/eRxRlXnpx710: Mommy, are you okay? Me: ya, why? 10: You look like you’re thinking hard with your hand on your chin Me: Jus… https://t.co/3YYZWy6nCz
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @BKLYNBeeyotch Pajama party! https://t.co/wriyKMog0nEight months into solitary quarantine, my entire apartment has simply evolved into one giant comfy pajama.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @sergebomba I know, right? Very convenientOh, well now that the ladies know Baby Yoda’s real name they have something with fewer syllables to yell out in bed.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @PolishWonder79 *snaccs https://t.co/iWxvJWlzdY @PolishWonder79 HIRE ME YOU COWARDS @drinksmcgee Followed by Thar she blows!When a pirate is about to cum. https://t.co/BwzKTvWbjJ
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @PolishWonder79 They keep turning me down, I couldn’t tell you why. @MetteAngerhofer You only get one entry, you sneaky Bad Bitch. I admire your chutzpah, but no dice. @MetteAngerhofer Even if she doesn’t, I sure do! @BeeeejEsq And to you! @BeeeejEsq Never ending, never rewarding work. All us grown up Bad Bitches know.Mom: Jack and Jill went up the hill, to -- Sisyphus: Oh, PLEASE.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @English_Channel https://t.co/CUuhGNyrmV @PolishWonder79 Don’t sell yourself short, bb, I’m sure you’re a C+ at worst! @urmumsausername Now how is this tweet so under chandeliered? https://t.co/MnI3ruyomN🎶I wanna swing, from the chandelier, from the chandelieeer🎶 💎💎💎💎 💎💎💎 💎💎… https://t.co/dXRusXiHna
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @pantless_papple https://t.co/lFzO1AngBeMe: *pouring 8th drink* Autocorrect: you're on your own now
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @PolishWonder79 I wouldn’t say no @nnnatchos Bad Bitches everywhere agree https://t.co/FJVU2Vqgzv @CatGee1989 Yeah we did https://t.co/vhZyf2JQohOlder women not only do that thing you like, they invented and refined it.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @nnnatchos With that many likes I think you can trust that there are a lot of bad bitches out there who also can’t… https://t.co/QjHELYjWWsThe irony of needing glasses to find my glasses remains unclear.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Swan_Corleone2 https://t.co/GM1jn024hl @Llama5x Let’s start with my activities 😘 @Llama5x Calling it that from now on. You can be the Director of ActivititsWho decided to call it boob play instead of... ᵃᶜᵗⁱᵛⁱᵗⁱᵗˢ?
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday[Asgard] Odin: *Points at 8-legged horse* Is that Sleipnir? Frigg: No. It can sleep in its own house, we don't have the space
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @DuelingDragons9 Oooh tell me about your naughty side https://t.co/68vl0VxdK3Who else is on the naughty list?
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @perlhack That’s what I always say 😏 @Lady_Lillith_R Don’t do it https://t.co/uuM81e5vPaHusband: will you get my name in your last tattoo? Me: I don’t know if ready for that level of commitment...
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @PolishWonder79 Try this next time https://t.co/YSqoIFwey7Texting “let’s get weird” doesn’t make the Grubhub guy get here any faster, I now know
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @perlhack Karens are all about their Black Friday sales @perlhack Niiiice https://t.co/Hvd2kZkzajI'd rather hear Christmas Carols than Thanksgiving Karens
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @thelateinnings This is so true https://t.co/tRXiMVAZnHstay in school kids, it will be the last time you will be able to go to the gym for free
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Timothygriff317 https://t.co/5KAvjoC4WNUsain Bolt is fast and all, but he hasn't seen my with my Crocs in sport mode
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @golubeerji https://t.co/tx5GVQMWB4Happy Spanksgiving to those who like it. Just ensure you have their consent :)
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @Aremess2 https://t.co/czA8fbjPebTurns out I'm related to Lizzo. I'm 1/32nd 100% that bitch on my Mom's side.
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @thisbrokeme https://t.co/7EqCifZONwI may need to go up a size in leggings
Retweeted by Bad Bitches Friday @LJokerella We’ve got some cats for you
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2020

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