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Luke has been dead for years @Beardynoise bad island's spooky graveyard

currently gathering a team of evil dadaist shock troops for the culture war that lies ahead(He/Him)

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Joined Twitter 3/10/10


@domisadog Thank you! It's not going to get the recognition it deserves @merrittk Forgiven Posting @hiimlyka nya @nathanoseroff weetman'd @rrrosco Honestly shocked nobody had done this yetNow the BBC have changed the wording on this let me rephrase: banning LGBTQ employees from protesting their rights… https://t.co/ZkfxAGTtUD
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for yearsAfter 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… https://t.co/ZudarbdXBw @kaptinhansum what the fuckTonight at 7PM, we delve into the world of Skyfarer, a pen and paper RPG set in the sunless skies world. Join me,… https://t.co/gnEXrPFp2h
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @Thebunyipman @VicHawley @gshowitt your influenceChecked him into the hospital as a John Doe and pulled the plug without consent from his family. This is pure evil. https://t.co/yglUuPtMyt
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for yearsMillions of us made huge sacrifices in the first lockdown, buying the government time to put in place measures to a… https://t.co/uUoBHdp9oy
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @MARIADAHVANA BRO I WOULD BE SO HYPE4865. https://t.co/O36cNsjBII
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for yearscome friendly bombs and fall on slough https://t.co/DCUcZtbMwS @catmancatman864 not now, timmy, i'm trying to voteIt's the final of this fun thing! Everyone loves an underdog...right? https://t.co/EGwEAJeEFz
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @scruffbutt I'll quench you whenever you like bb @scruffbutt I go with "Fills a pint glass", usuallyhttps://t.co/1EVhUv1uwF
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @lukemckinney @kithardman @Thebunyipman The full version features me wrestling to open the box for like a full minuteI received a MYSTERY PARCEL from wonderful pal @kithardman today so did an 'unboxing video' for the group chat and… https://t.co/DeiKnivU9Z @CharlTaylorPage OH MY GODI love being a naturally wildcard candidate during a period of enormous instability that discourages anything remot… https://t.co/Iod8yV9IgF @gshowitt IF YOUR GRAVE DOESN'T SAY 'REST IN PEACE' YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DRAFTED INTO THE SKELETON WAR : you play… https://t.co/JdGoifHbmK @gshowitt GHOST BUM : play a spectral bum, trying to embarrass people with your undead toots @gshowitt HONEY GEIST : you play a team of ghosts who want to Get The Honey. Outwit meddling kids, paranormal inves… https://t.co/tqDM2K0zny @gshowitt THERE'S SOME HAUNTS IN THIS HOUSE : Get a bucket and a mop in this frantic game of ectoplasmic cleanup @gshowitt GHOST HANDJOBthe politically neutral bbc simply can't have a stance on "the trans issue" https://t.co/Dk1j95atW0
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for yearsThe fundamentalist christian right in America financially fund the UK Terf movement. The goal is to drive a wedge… https://t.co/9KgN5A4NJi
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @Ankaman616 He does! Clinton you FOOL @Ankaman616 obligatory "the only thing that I wanted coming up Clinton was Eliot" @Ankaman616 noooooooooooooooooooooooOnce again he returns https://t.co/KWdHWzVfso
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for yearsYou will be loved, you will be hated. You will get into an escalating series of misunderstanding. Within 11 series,… https://t.co/M4l2C3Qsd8
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @AlexWattsEsq welcome back, Alex. I missed you. @maxfalkowitz @stacytg yeah and they were delicious @yaesohn whatLove that the BBC clearly realised that a ban on so-called 'virtue-signalling' would logically include banning the… https://t.co/VdPcyMEHTL
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @alexcornetto honk @benwritesthings What the fuck @Coelasquid This made me proper cackle and was a great start to my morning, thank you 💖Children are called KIDS because young goats are called kids. The word—which dates back to the 1100s—originally onl… https://t.co/cR3q9CoSTF
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for yearshonestly not sure how to process the fact that expressing my identity or discussing my life is now such a radical p… https://t.co/EyU8s2euPX
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @AliceAvizandum weetman'd @vpdfg @beau_jf Oh god he's straight??? Kill me @jameshamilton this explains so much also i'd willingly stab your dad <3 @tonybreed @LeavittAlone Ignore that I look like shit kthx https://t.co/5wTDTL8E4S @davejorgenson Who's the hot dad in cut 4 @tonybreed @LeavittAlone why would you come for me like thisin darkness blooms the spider lily
10/30
2020
@LeavittAlone @raaleh my economic plan is simple : release the kraken @LeavittAlone @raaleh i am genuinely devastated that no good option exists for my beliefs without violence @LeavittAlone @raaleh i mean yeah you hit the nail on the head there tbh i hate that you're right @LeavittAlone @raaleh Did they learn nothing from clegg? The only two things longer than my generation's dicks are… https://t.co/BwxbNAVXwm @withoutaplain *fleshlight🎶 You and me baby ain’t nothing but cats, So let’s do it like they do it in that movie called CATS 🎶
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @DavidPaisley to be fair, david, it's difficult NOT to look at you and feel the lusts of the fleshsome of them are probabaly dead but w/ehey you know all those people you went to primary school with? they're adults now, with their own lives and everything. wild.what the fuck https://t.co/jdk14WRdlf @JamesStAnthony I stand with gen thousand years of darkness at my backThere are 2 types of people. which are you?When you're playing Among Us with the lads https://t.co/kg4MAJdJ9X @hiimlyka ok I'll take that validation @hiimlyka ok teach me @hiimlyka How are you this cuteHearing reports that BBC are reconfiguring iPlayer so that if you want to watch Drag Race you must also watch Match Of The Day for balance
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Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @HxOvAx mitch how do i pronounce goetia @sol_non_hic @joelnb open for a surprise indeedme, two minutes ago, a fool, an absolute rube : i wonder what's been going on the news today in the UK me now, enli… https://t.co/U6h19zrRvQhttps://t.co/dH9sHBAWWY https://t.co/teP3S4MBtu
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @banelekay bottoms must be stopped @HowUpsetting controls on immigration :)In the grim darkness of the far future, there is OnlyFans https://t.co/FC5MkElFEK
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @taber lol as if they ever wouldspending free time Arguing with people who have made the long arc from conservative to liberal democrat to centrist… https://t.co/U0f14kt7SJ
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for yearsthere is something in the press continuously making this about Corbyn vs Starmer that reflects the cynical and regr… https://t.co/1XrIwCrTSw
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @ValkyrieMorrigu ok is there anyone you can report her to? hr? press, even? @ValkyrieMorrigu This is really fucked up, is there anything you can do? @Alex_Stafford @unilincoln your poor mother must be in agony rn, i'm so sorry to hear it imagine having a child th… https://t.co/GZsUDisjjtHi @Pret and @ItsuOfficial - it sounds like your founder is ok with thousands of deaths to keep your stores open, a… https://t.co/eKpnLx5D63
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for years @Ankaman616 NOW HE'S GONNA BE SAD AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA KISS GODDAMNIT CLINTON STOP HURTING MY LARGE SOFT BOY @LeavittAlone God I love this threadagain, the one species trait humans SHOULD get in a space opera is that we're chirpy, friendly super diplomatic soc… https://t.co/yHcLFaJjAc
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10/29
2020
@Brainmage @daniel_barker 27 minute hat trick @OhLookBirdies https://t.co/8AAQ4Jbxi6 @ACJ_uk ah i love it the mossssst @nocontextrvd Sorry babe, technically I WAS gaslighting you @PaulyKendrick https://t.co/l7UvAsPSYJ @graceelavery yikesOld photo / Album cover https://t.co/VQD7tCsOtT @AdamCSchembri My boyfriend does the capsicum thing (Adelaide)Hey my friend @Beardynoise and I went to Monster Camp and heard this weird rumour... #MonsterCamp #MonsterPromhttps://t.co/7r1jVhZyOP
Retweeted by Luke has been dead for yearsfuck I really want some sushi @NatashaHodgson @beefanddairy Handcatch PR : do as we say, or you'll catch THESE hands @gshowitt I love this @adamjmoussa @miz_cracker My delight? Unbound. Will UK viewers be able to get it, do you know? I love a good interesting food show!
10/28
2020

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