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John Dee's thotty nemesis, #1 Baroness Elsa Von Freytag-Loringhoven stan (He/Him)

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@GrantTucker @fishlove2020 the only erotic fish photo i respect is the one of @FrogCroakley @CharlTaylorPage it was @daniel_barker @softboyuk cursed @HooiWanV In chastity Permanently But also in a dungeon (not the sexy kind) @softboyuk deal @HooiWanV He deserves to be locked @HooiWanV who what @benvyle I both hate and love you for this tweet @Glitter_brawl Knock Knock It's....the console wars @bainser Well if I wasn't gay before @Charlietrypsin oh no @biochem_ninja Blood orange is absolutely me @biochem_ninja go on, give me a Vibe Check don't know who's writing the script but the Ayn Rand Institute has just been bailed out by taxpayers
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@baefilby YES i bought a frame for it today but misremembered the size so I'm gonna have to get a different one @chton @ZiziFothSi is it black? or...slightly darker black?my parents had so much cancer i managed to forget onewait i forgot one, it's four times between them @daniel_barker @chton most of my energies are too intense for mainI'm lucky enough to possess a Filby signed original and it's INCREDIBLE SLOTS: OPEN! Grab yours right here ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Retweeted by Luke @NatashaHodgson I've killed two men today also thank you for reminding me to put them in the dryerMy parents had, between them, cancer three times and a severe stroke that required a cocktail of medication for the…'m too hot to cover up this bod @treeix @kamilumin You're above average at least @rafflesthethief @GrantTucker I'm very powerful @jxeker Seriously babe?Him make noise but less than normal @scruffbutt Black Cherrynoisy babies @unfortunatalie "step on me hot evil lady" @charlubby So beautiful @rafflesthethief @GrantTucker yes hi hello @charlubby Briefly misread this as Carbonara but couldn't disagree @GrantTucker We all know you love to get creampie'dThis tweet has made me want to fellate a shotgun as though it were Sheriff Hopper @chton Coach me o n e s @chton Oh you're a one on one tutor? @Sitdownaj Yeah but he'd probably spit in my mouth @tetrishead_ Twice @OrcBro no we absolutely say thatwhat's that? I'm back on my Bolognese bullshit? be fair they hadn't really spoken much in 50 years and I'd never met her so I'm not actually that fussedme, when my dad's sister didn't even attend his funeral @jameshamilton devastatingFinally watching Stranger Things season 3 and : wow I am dangerously attracted to Hopperur mum deported people to their deaths but have that orgasm qween
Retweeted by Luke @OwenJones84 Useful for turning people against both at once, I suppose @CharlTaylorPage @daniel_barker It has a birthmark in the shape of Australia @daniel_barker It's otterly daft @Thathyperperson @vornietom Omg! Thank you!I like Roald Dahl but it would be weird if I could only talk about the meat processing industry to other adults usi…
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Retweeted by Luke @EwaSR I'm sorry @EwaSR They ain't wood and it's killing his wood @EwaSR He hopes it kicks in soon because this whole situation is starting to disgust himLemony Snicket just had his wig snatched @EwaSR Drugs aren't kicking in, he's just pushing rope and hoping @EwaSR You should never be bored as lucky pierre! Though mister mustache man doesn't look like he's really paying attention