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John Dee's thotty nemesis, #1 Baroness Elsa Von Freytag-Loringhoven stan (He/Him)

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Joined Twitter 3/10/10


@GrantTucker @fishlove2020 the only erotic fish photo i respect is the one of @FrogCroakley @CharlTaylorPage it was @daniel_barker @softboyuk cursed @HooiWanV In chastity Permanently But also in a dungeon (not the sexy kind) @softboyuk deal @HooiWanV He deserves to be locked @HooiWanV who what @benvyle I both hate and love you for this tweet @Glitter_brawl Knock Knock It's....the console wars @bainser Well if I wasn't gay before @Charlietrypsin oh no @biochem_ninja Blood orange is absolutely me @biochem_ninja https://t.co/bz9t0OP2fpAnyway go on, give me a Vibe Check https://t.co/5lgNxYkILjI don't know who's writing the script but the Ayn Rand Institute has just been bailed out by taxpayers https://t.co/YegQoJSL9o
Retweeted by LukeRoses are red There's not a cloud in the sky https://t.co/dbdtYevY7bI feel like this is the best thing to ever happen to sexy fish London @tousleshommes @catmancatman864 Obviously black[inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock
Retweeted by Luke @NuclearTeeth It's iconic @NuclearTeeth https://t.co/p1dkPkz5wz @CJABradbury @NatashaHodgson no the towels @emotionalpedant she is LEARNING and GROWING and this is a FIRST STEP! positive reinforcement!!! @emotionalpedant you could probably use at least one black candle, a minor celebration is still a cause to celebrate! it's progress!! @harrisonjbrock A friend of mine went as Cassandra to a Halloween party once, we spent all day making her costume https://t.co/gU7y05aZvchttps://t.co/Ukqmw5EKgr
Retweeted by Luke @iggigg yessssHot 🔥 take - seeing care home executives who use zero hour contracts with no sick pay saying "how very dare Boris b… https://t.co/8Gi5aT7r3w
Retweeted by Luke @iggigg Give scritch you MONSTER*Curb Your Enthusiasm music starts to play* https://t.co/O9jdqTE92C
Retweeted by Luke @runawayballista yessssss
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@baefilby YES i bought a frame for it today but misremembered the size so I'm gonna have to get a different one @chton @ZiziFothSi is it black? or...slightly darker black?my parents had so much cancer i managed to forget onewait i forgot one, it's four times between them @daniel_barker @chton most of my energies are too intense for mainI'm lucky enough to possess a Filby signed original and it's INCREDIBLE https://t.co/NzwplqoKwmCOMMISSION SLOTS: OPEN! Grab yours right here ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/yPeRgsZURM
Retweeted by Luke @NatashaHodgson I've killed two men today also thank you for reminding me to put them in the dryerMy parents had, between them, cancer three times and a severe stroke that required a cocktail of medication for the… https://t.co/A9i9hfynAhI'm too hot to cover up this bod https://t.co/RPIkV4paB8 @treeix @kamilumin You're above average at least @rafflesthethief @GrantTucker I'm very powerful @jxeker Seriously babe?Him make noise but less than normal https://t.co/giF9pQvTjy @scruffbutt Black Cherrynoisy babies https://t.co/72HA3FTYxC @unfortunatalie "step on me hot evil lady"https://t.co/bOO2hXkHLP https://t.co/12gW9CX0gX @charlubby So beautiful @rafflesthethief @GrantTucker yes hi hello @charlubby Briefly misread this as Carbonara but couldn't disagree @GrantTucker We all know you love to get creampie'dThis tweet has made me want to fellate a shotgun as though it were Sheriff Hopper https://t.co/OUjwm8jS4D @chton Coach me https://t.co/TXH2D3sNFHb o n e s https://t.co/fPLdD1i1bT @chton Oh you're a one on one tutor? @Sitdownaj Yeah but he'd probably spit in my mouth @tetrishead_ Twice @OrcBro no we absolutely say thatwhat's that? I'm back on my Bolognese bullshit? https://t.co/CG4Xk168I5To be fair they hadn't really spoken much in 50 years and I'd never met her so I'm not actually that fussedme, when my dad's sister didn't even attend his funeral https://t.co/Tiwt0MBF1B @jameshamilton devastatingFinally watching Stranger Things season 3 and : wow I am dangerously attracted to Hopperur mum deported people to their deaths but have that orgasm qween https://t.co/uEZ92aiie2
Retweeted by Luke @OwenJones84 Useful for turning people against both at once, I suppose @CharlTaylorPage @daniel_barker It has a birthmark in the shape of Australia @daniel_barker It's otterly daft @Thathyperperson @vornietom Omg! Thank you!I like Roald Dahl but it would be weird if I could only talk about the meat processing industry to other adults usi… https://t.co/Uo4koBBuEV
Retweeted by Luke @paulfoxcroft Preparing the lube? @EwaSR Wow moodHi twitter can I get one neat summary of ADHD with a side of nerd to go https://t.co/c2zeXt9EF4
Retweeted by Luke @andrewjsimmonds @CarolineMoss has a whole podcast (gee thanks just bought it) dedicated to this! I know she's defi… https://t.co/biXM7CSqwCI'm not going to share the post with the video as to avoid retraumatizing anyone, but it can be found within this t… https://t.co/qdfJEUbQh9
Retweeted by Luke @Winskillfull @ZiziFothSi @halkyardo D A D D Y S P H E R E M O N E Si’m actually super here for this hat design. anyone want to help me mass produce them https://t.co/6zb6xUKNpH
Retweeted by Luke @unfortunatalie UfhgggggThere's an awful lot of people who apparently don't understand the power dynamics of bullying and the difference be… https://t.co/dnar2eqceD
Retweeted by Luke @StopItWolfe It's already Monday, babe x @StopItWolfe You https://t.co/QuZActpiQx @gshowitt OH WHAT A PERFECT LITTLE ANGELGone for a stroll, saw my people on a sign https://t.co/hqhDQpEOnE @mountain_stoats @EwaSR @ZiziFothSi @joelnb @kathytheballard A stoatalitarian @tom_usher_ I'm calling the Pret A Manager on youLots of blocking https://t.co/5E9xQw7yR5Discourse on who should use the word “daddy” https://t.co/SfAR5SxSmB
Retweeted by Luke @ChrisJonesGeek Oh ffs @EwaSR @ZiziFothSi @joelnb wanted to play a ranger whose animal companion is a horrible goose (he is the butler for… https://t.co/DQJo8oCpZs @EwaSR @ZiziFothSi I could run this @paulfoxcroft Paul I love you but we both know that Alyssa would stage a coup and upstage you within ten minutes @vornietom I remember a friend of mine once said that in most movies that don't pass the test you can replace the f… https://t.co/qqxLXs05PVWill never forgive ~copyright~ for meaning we weren't allowed to whack this in the breakdown of Space, but if you l… https://t.co/h2zHu4YnXg
Retweeted by Luke @EwaSR I'm sorry @EwaSR They ain't wood and it's killing his wood @EwaSR He hopes it kicks in soon because this whole situation is starting to disgust himLemony Snicket just had his wig snatched https://t.co/cN5nwp8kCw @EwaSR Drugs aren't kicking in, he's just pushing rope and hoping @EwaSR You should never be bored as lucky pierre! Though mister mustache man doesn't look like he's really paying attention
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