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Bedonkadonk @Bedonkadonk1 Huntsville, TX

I’m an ass extraordinaire.

58 Following   50 Followers   198 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/17/18


@PattyeLJ I didn’t mean to tweet that from the donkey’s account! But he cries every damn time, just like me. https://t.co/WK9GxJRWkQ @PattyeLJ At This Moment; I’d Rather Go Blind
8/8
2019
Donald Trump called America a “hellhole” and a “laughingstock” thinks the White House is a “dump”, and claims Balti… https://t.co/jDlB768Hjb
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7/28
2019
@laurenthehough Bang that bitch out
7/20
2019
@tweetawesomely https://t.co/3Oe5OJd3c8
5/17
2019
@AolCatherine @doliva9107 Sending love, strength, and resilience from Rockit Ranch Rescue, deep in the heart. https://t.co/cxdVdSnXAL @RadioFreeTom @tweets_so_fresh I’m right the fuck here. @AlanMCole *you almost never see them* - maybe you’re not looking hard enough. #AnyDamnDemocrat
4/7
2019
@tweets_so_fresh You rang? https://t.co/x1e556B45t
4/6
2019
@sannewman I’d better review my notes. @sannewman Is this a policy reversal?
1/27
2019
@joqatana This is just exquisite, Jo!
1/22
2019
@tweets_so_fresh I’m so sorry to hear this! I know what a heartbreak it is and send you much love and condolences.! @CharlesPPierce Well, yes, there is that. #FuckingMoron @AndyRichter Detente. https://t.co/jKalKShxL2 @laurenthehough I just had to do this in a phoner and only messed up once, with a quick save to “freaking.” You can do this!
1/11
2019
@jackjonesbabe huffington what now @CharlesPPierce Also this: https://t.co/klIYqqDchx
1/4
2018
@BCDreyer Feasting on the innards of my enemies https://t.co/GvNWaOeSO0
12/22
2018
@HalpernAlex Ratified.
12/13
2018
@IreneAdlerCal God, will he just please go away? @laurenthehough Yay YOU!!!
10/18
2018
@AntiGrinch @BlairBraverman https://t.co/0TJZw7rXBe
10/17
2018
@tweetawesomely Jesus. https://t.co/5E3Tw7N7uV
10/7
2018
Bedonkadonk despairs for mankind. #FuckTrump https://t.co/8rOd0Lmwvv
10/5
2018
@sannewman I’m concerned about your environs. @tweetawesomely https://t.co/NMQB9AB5g2 @CharlesPPierce It’s on now. https://t.co/WRaIxBe1jW
10/2
2018
@IreneAdlerCal @chick_in_kiev This one loves @Bedonkadonk1 manure. Delightful. https://t.co/3HIBFd4kY6
9/29
2018
Ratified. https://t.co/Nr33qq3eB5Hand me a match. https://t.co/YDRLdHjSwbIt might be a flat thing. https://t.co/tVvYZd0mKu @CharlesPPierce Bad call. Plus, Clay has really good hair. @_roxytheboston Happy Birthday to YOU! https://t.co/EMPqqWYoaA
9/24
2018
@DougJones NO ON KAVANAUGH!!
9/23
2018
@drknstormynite Friday. @YegCanadian83 @realDonaldTrump There would be something wrong if you didn’t have an opinion of this pustule.Apply liberally to affected area — https://t.co/tTmSI6YBcP
9/21
2018
@tweetawesomely Good to know.
9/20
2018
*looks up from phone* - me flirting
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9/19
2018
It’s just so RUDE. https://t.co/NKNnV5eG4S
9/13
2018
@laurenthehough @BCDreyer I WISH! @CharlesPPierce https://t.co/otkoYlI0PH @laurenthehough It’s too late for this project, but you will want to pick up a copy of @BCDreyer ‘s new book - it’s… https://t.co/f5dTjqjYKH @laurenthehough Hang in there - this too shall pass!
9/11
2018
@laurenthehough Dude. Wait . . . what? @CharlesPPierce Fuck off, Paulie. https://t.co/oKNNMGXZ94 @tweetawesomely https://t.co/sBYFbMnbLa @JohnBreads Come back - I miss you!!
9/2
2018
The best part about this memorial is knowing how miserable it’s making @realDonaldTrump (I’m not a nice person.) @CharlesPPierce Not @Bedonkadonk1 - he’ll have no truck with the war-mongerers and turncoats. https://t.co/5tsJryFiTD
9/1
2018
@MannRomano @CharlesPPierce Welp, I guess the secret’s out since I fucked up that reply six ways from Sunday.‘Morning, world! https://t.co/mzmFulpUkXHard same. https://t.co/FWPIWZHyXZ
8/29
2018
@tweetawesomely Yikes!
8/25
2018
@BCDreyer Solidarity, Sallie! https://t.co/diXuxJYR2tPronounce Glenlivet like Chevrolet one more time, Darren
Retweeted by Bedonkadonk @JamieOGrady Bye, Felicia.
8/22
2018
These aren’t the right kind. https://t.co/f3ffezoi64
8/21
2018
This is @chucktodd demonstrating an embarrassing lack of command over the basic facts of the story. How does he not… https://t.co/KRsTNoBHLe
Retweeted by BedonkadonkIt’s Sunday and no Eggs Benedict again. Sheesh! #AnimalAbuse https://t.co/YywgRt3bTo
8/19
2018
Rockit Ranch Equine Unit sez Good Morning! https://t.co/8kICYg6Cj5 @HalpernAlex Pack a lunch; it’ll be an all-day job.Go fly a kite sounds like a great idea, Chad, like whatever
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8/18
2018
I’ve decided to like people & I’m gonna make some friends. They’re going to love it
Retweeted by Bedonkadonk @MarkBuckawicki I’m calling the police.
8/13
2018
@annie_mcgarry I’m going with August 15 for this Leo-esque boy - he doesn’t know the difference. https://t.co/2SYym6bSMcsweetheart, I’m happy to talk about our marriage, but two subjects are off-limits: why I need this penicillin and w… https://t.co/jCx5rxANIL
Retweeted by Bedonkadonk @hoppalongheidi @CHOCLABLOVER I’m so sorry to hear this.This space for rent. https://t.co/lf22V8wD24 @KipKipkruse880 Were you saying something?Cataract surgery nurse just asked via email if I’m bringing a “translator” to pre-op appointment. Why though? I’m… https://t.co/KBlgm9fBEM
8/10
2018
@darth @CHOCLABLOVER put me down for none of the above
8/9
2018
Drew a thing. https://t.co/oZVBnyBjCu
Retweeted by Bedonkadonk @joqatana Gorgeous!!
8/7
2018
STFU, you unmitigated moron. https://t.co/MvPJBNV1WG
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8/6
2018
@missmarjiec @BlairBraverman Thank you!! I’m very good when I’m sleeping! https://t.co/HaUugsTHCdThis dog’s face, RT if you agree. https://t.co/uOv83u9QKU
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7/31
2018
@missmarjiec @BlairBraverman Hey!! https://t.co/AKabaHyjCMHappy Breakfast time from Rockit Ranch Rescue, Sanctuary, and Day Spa! https://t.co/o9lqiV8YWk
7/30
2018
Today is a good day to cancel your subscription to the Times https://t.co/UK5Sp3aNz6
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7/29
2018
From your lips . . . https://t.co/jXJiKAMTuAOh my. https://t.co/El9DslkJtPis he bringing the 84 thousand dollars he owes https://t.co/oiuJPec3G9
Retweeted by Bedonkadonk @BCDreyer Witness!
7/26
2018
@TheHardyBoyCats Stifling!!! https://t.co/JkB3pYgvQehttps://t.co/GnEqZlIZt8
Retweeted by BedonkadonkFatty Maddie Pattycake Fetty Wap doesn’t bark at me so she’s cool . . . I guess. https://t.co/MwfXMXqrLq
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7/24
2018
@realDonaldTrump Dude, you’re not my favorite president. Not even my favorite Russian spy.
Retweeted by BedonkadonkThe stupid dog got a little boo-boo and now the whole world has to stop spinning. Harrumph. https://t.co/GasmMnI47tFatty Maddie Pattycake Fetty Wap doesn’t bark at me so she’s cool . . . I guess. https://t.co/MwfXMXqrLqTia Coleman and 10 family members were on the duck boat when it capsized. Tia and her nephew were the only survivor… https://t.co/ELm39guNWj
Retweeted by BedonkadonkWe’re a whole damn pack of gimps now!! https://t.co/9pxjPyMrjv[Person creating enclosures] this shit better stay right here
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7/21
2018
@CharlesPPierce @MannRomano I prefer at be called by my stage name — @Bedonkadonk1
7/20
2018
@Sergeant_Meow @LaurieTatum2 Same! https://t.co/pS8SU2lYwyA lot of people are making fun of Trump’s excuse that he said “would” instead of “wouldn’t” but I think it’s really… https://t.co/bGbaLgGq5H
Retweeted by BedonkadonkSomeone in the UK please adopt this lady. She's got Thunder Paws. https://t.co/3QwjY574CS
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7/18
2018

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