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She/Her Freelance Brewery Operations / Distribution / Consultancy

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Just interrupting my Twitter and Instagram celibacy to report I have swum in the Baltic Sea. Yes it was cold, yes… https://t.co/caFcKMmsFV
11/23
2020
Excited to have arrived in Estonia for my 200hr yoga teacher training. I'm going to delete Twitter, someone save… https://t.co/vkVuXZLrluI was tired of my lady We'd been together too long Like a worn-out recording Of a favourite song So while she lay t… https://t.co/sI0O5RT1L0
Retweeted by AmberNo let’s just never have one again https://t.co/2AYRSay8qD
Retweeted by AmberBeautiful sunrise from space this morning https://t.co/5zlE6io1w8"Your inventory system looks like what?" https://t.co/8s0aT0ac1w https://t.co/NgAJdrgATp
11/20
2020
@LilyWaite_ @hattie_soper Self care. @hattie_soper @LilyWaite_ ete ye this brede. @renegadeurbwine @Britishwino I think you would champion this @GoingMedieval @lapsedoldsoak @DarkTimesStore @DelMaeo This is amazing⚡The High Hill Pay It Forward campaign is LIVE!⚡ High Hill is our new 7,500 sq ft site and will be the home of our… https://t.co/M5blutOTLh
Retweeted by AmberThis is such a beautiful book. BUY IT. https://t.co/ZP1al7gHbRPolite reminder that families have managed Passover, Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, Eid, Divali without being physically… https://t.co/fqUxI6B7TG
Retweeted by Amber @aswifthaIf Shit offHappy #InternationalMensDay you sexy international men. Use today to check in on yourself, look after your noggin,… https://t.co/4cN8IEuE1m
Retweeted by Amber @danielvane I like to imagine the flavours of your fun trainers. These are definitely all sorts of mixed berry ice cream. @LilyWaite_ Yep. I always feel like I've failed because I'm not a Designer or working in film/TV or doing things fo… https://t.co/hlxAj4pI3g @Ali_Crockford 🥰🥰🥰
11/19
2020
53.5 @ClibbsQuiz Got us in the last round! https://t.co/bCR76dYkXOhttps://t.co/5uhRZADIrB https://t.co/fYaZSp7z3v
Retweeted by AmberIt Came, It Spread, It Conquered 36.5 @ClibbsQuiz (@oatsnbarley @mattbeety @PollysArron )This picture of Timothy Dalton is really funny if you pretend that hand doesn't belong to him. https://t.co/cLRfmnbRCz
Retweeted by AmberLots of journalists are now (finally) waking up to the Great Procurement Scandal. We have been covering this subje… https://t.co/KkAUujVcLv
Retweeted by AmberHappy Birthday you lovely people ❤❤ https://t.co/KTaanVfMm4 @Land_Captain 3 people won 60k. Absolutely smashed it.Oh my god, The Chase. WOW. @ourdoreen @RadioAntiquity @IndyManBeerCon Something about meeting boys at Indy Man eh! 😁 Look forward to running… https://t.co/XFB7yQbAFlThe Rider-Waite-Smith tarot,1st edition (1909) designed by English/US artist, writer Pamela Colman Smith. The World… https://t.co/D2GodUCjs6
Retweeted by AmberFor those considering getting the Samuel Smith mix pack, a reminder, gay patrons have been kicked out of Smith pubs… https://t.co/x1FQBBtTne
Retweeted by AmberAnd employers (none of my current employers though) need to stop expecting employees to hand over their soul upon s… https://t.co/TFUsKQZPuU
Retweeted by Amber @katrinnas My two have a grubby catnip unicorn. @ilikeotters Oh love I'm sorry :( @smolrobots @PollysArron it youBake Off babe you can’t just put two random comedians together and expect them to make a functioning duo the way st… https://t.co/dGokxxqAcN
Retweeted by AmberMy thoughts exactly. https://t.co/7G1ElVTUV8 https://t.co/JrO6YCqjyJ
11/18
2020
This episode of Abandoned Engineering is really dark. 😔 @YesterdayTweets @aswifthaIf That waistband might roll down in an annoying way during your sun salutations 😅 @aswifthaIf Anything stretchy will do you! @seanayling @PollysArron We'll definitely pop over for a drink when we can :)Fynefest 2019 ❤❤❤ https://t.co/pbLtnvxNH3Ah so many! @BrettWillEat throughout the years and @IndyManBeerCon to name but a few. I also loved @FyneAles Fyne… https://t.co/82kVZExniZA simple, free, kind, thing we can all do is never ask anyone who declines an alcoholic beverage for an explanation.
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11/17
2020
@fesshole @lapsedoldsoak @FFigureFBust I actually have no ideaCheck out this video to learn about our ambitious 2021 plans (and how YOU can get involved!).👀 We're releasing mor… https://t.co/Q6OouvnU3y
Retweeted by Amber @ilikeotters Oooh nice. I got this beautiful house in Belgium. https://t.co/llT9gzGwA3 @ilikeotters And I'm gone 😭😭😭 Tosh did not want a cuddle and Bunny let me stroke her a few times but that was it 😂😂😂Stop apologising or acting embarrassed because you ate or drank something that diet culture frowns upon. Change you… https://t.co/XpBz6O9Z7r
Retweeted by AmberReminder that you don’t actually have to want to fuck someone in order to be kind to them and treat them with respect.
Retweeted by AmberIt's moving out day. My cats are very confused and don't know what's going on, it's difficult because you can't exp… https://t.co/Aw5g0NyNWC @lapsedoldsoak These photos make my heart happy 🥰We NEED to stop glamourising overworking. Please. The absence of sleep, good diet, exercise, relaxation, and time… https://t.co/r4Lr5S9vjB
Retweeted by Amber @folkheron Errrr yeah I'm in. https://t.co/GjCGjXyyY3Put your salary banding on job listings. https://t.co/I07vyGqi6R @PennyRed Naps are a gift from the universe and if you don't like them... It's probably because you have good sleep… https://t.co/P4o0Eg2BPp
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11/16
2020
How did I get here? https://t.co/BYLw0lIwzZ @Land_Captain It just made me cry. @anja_madhvani @danielvane @BeavertownBeer If I find some I'll try it! Thank you :)Following @danielvane recommendation, the @BeavertownBeer AF Lazer Crush is really good! (Also 10 days no booze 🥳🥳) @Glidub @beerbabe I get bugger all attention from men in the street and it's GREAT. @PeteBrissenden @Olivercocker @BrewSophie He is gorgeous though. https://t.co/ZZFYHBNKhJ @PeteBrissenden @Olivercocker I do love @BrewSophie 's Springador but he's a bit mad 😂😂
11/15
2020
@lapsedoldsoak @BootstrapCook Oh my God. HANNAH. @lapsedoldsoak @BootstrapCook Oh amazing! ❤❤ @ClodaghCostume @lipsticklori Do you know if there's anything in a 12 where you are?! 😅 @lipsticklori I somehow missed that this happened 😔Priti Patel drinks Forest Road.
Retweeted by Amber @lapsedoldsoak @BootstrapCook Please make these in celebration of me moving up North ❤ @BootstrapCook @lapsedoldsoak 👀 @artiststhatwork @budweiserusa Ah @PollysArron didn't get me any from the shop!FYI this is covered in the new @theMSGpod between @meemalee and Tim Anderson, a white chef who owns Japanese restau… https://t.co/6Cdl1l5x56
Retweeted by AmberThis was basically the Aubrey Beardsley exhibition at @Tate 😑😑😑 https://t.co/xoWpJplQCd @seanayling Charge them before? @themadbrewery Ah just cut the line and leave it for the next person to worry about 😉 @totalcurtis Oh also. https://t.co/MUW3ybrXw0Petition: People claiming that those who were furloughed should 'pay it back' should immediately have 20% of their… https://t.co/iLv0wwcH9d
Retweeted by AmberGive my beautiful and talented friends a follow and listen to their podcast. It's all about being an artist that wo… https://t.co/WBCfQWyUcM @PeteBrissenden @ZakAvery PETE TV @KamillaHannibal I want a little black one (to match @PollysArron 's hair) @ChrisAdamsFabs @RunawayBrewery Oooo @Ali_Crockford @KamillaHannibal I really want one but at this stage it's probably cheaper buying a poodle and a cocker spaniel as… https://t.co/N39ucQpQ37 @adeleparks Yes 31 @Ali_Crockford ARGH NO
11/14
2020
@totalcurtis https://t.co/tbt1J4laqr @doughtagnan @bringonthebeer At least Becks Blue tasted of something 😂 Peroni just tasted like mash liquor. And not in a good way.Amber's AF commercial lager review. Best to worst. 1. Heineken (gassy) 2. Becks Blue (fine? I guess?) 3. Peroni… https://t.co/3WdpuAPGV0Caitlin Moran https://t.co/tcW2fJw6ED
Retweeted by AmberThis is as bad as that time in #Skyfall when James Bond runs down Whitehall past a New Routemaster Number 38 bus bu… https://t.co/1t652G6ckR
Retweeted by AmberI’ve put together a list of the vegan-friendly restaurant DIY kits available right now, many delivering nationwide:… https://t.co/cy13Fj1V5K
Retweeted by AmberAlso, can we correct this fallacy once and for all - neither the Yorkshire Ripper nor Jack the Ripper were 'killers… https://t.co/hW9gC16ias
Retweeted by AmberLet's remember Wilma McCann, Emily Jackson, Irene Richardson, Patricia Atkinson, Jayne MacDonald, Jean Jordan, Yvon… https://t.co/xJzVJIdX6K
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11/13
2020
@NadiaKuftinoff Oh no!!!! @NadiaKuftinoff This is very spot on. @jezkemp @GoingMedieval @SuttonArms You can check their Slerp for full listings xWithout downloading new pics, what's it like dating you? https://t.co/m61RYnnQkZ https://t.co/IVQC1iIWYEThose falsely accused of witchcraft commemorated with a statue. https://t.co/C6RrLWyMs1
Retweeted by Amber @PeteBrissenden I will take two please. @totalcurtis https://t.co/wxiIszI9OI @oatsnbarley @HackneyBrewery All the cool kids have em. https://t.co/c8gcqflH6i
11/12
2020

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