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Amanda @BeingAnda Pale Blue Dot

Bibliophile. Pop culture junkie. Writes wrongs for hire. My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun.

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Joined Twitter 12/23/12


@JataMangeshkar @sheikhimaan Can't argue with that @JataMangeshkar @sheikhimaan OF COURSE YOU THINK OF BOBBY
2/29
2020
4 mosques were burnt in 48 hours, but TV channels are busy showing that the riots were triggered from a rooftop by… https://t.co/P9KwLuDL9m
Retweeted by AmandaHere’s a deeply personal account of the Bombay 1992-93 riots. When Shiv Sena’a hindutva goons were attacking our sl… https://t.co/G7pdVyHGqE
Retweeted by Amanda @peacemachine123 I'm considering it
2/28
2020
Listen. If a community responds in defence with whatever little resources they have, it doesn’t mean that ‘both com… https://t.co/1taXZQmbFX
Retweeted by Amanda @rascalHooman Her name is Chrysantha,,,This is why I don't want kids. I end up caring too much about things I feed and then someone comes and cuts it like a heartless toolbox.Some idiot neighbor snapped a branch off of my plant today and I'm SO MAD. Like, not to be dramatic but I LOVE THAT… https://t.co/Sahf4qisnzelizabeth warren always says “I was a teacher” like it makes her a good person like girl I’m a teacher and I’m a piece of shit
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2/27
2020
.@DelhiPolice destroying CCTv Cameras near Khureji Khas Protest site. This is tax payers money no?… https://t.co/RjkcyJix8t
Retweeted by AmandaOther than justice, Muslims in India badly need therapy. Every household is scared, the media is running non-stop… https://t.co/eTSuXOYLkU
Retweeted by AmandaIt's so nice and easy to sit in your gilded armchair and spew hot takes. Difficult, nay, impossible to maintain thi… https://t.co/CR0c88kkmE
2/26
2020
Very very little difference between 2020 and 2002. And I'm not talking about the digits.Media and only media is needed near Azim Memorial School, Gali No. 1, Chand Bagh. The mob is threatening sexual vi… https://t.co/9vtzQC64Dl
Retweeted by AmandaIf these riots were happening in middle class Hindu localities of South/West Delhi, the police would have stamped i… https://t.co/JhahJzY2Xl
Retweeted by AmandaAs any IPS/IAS officer will tell you off record: Any riot can be quelled within a couple of hours if there is polit… https://t.co/k51VABMA7K
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2/25
2020
Moody and Tramp in The Capitol https://t.co/sGYC1rBlXb @rassendren Mark, if the tablet has the number 650 on it, you better settle in for 6.5 days of sleepamu was attacked again today, their internet suspended. dr kafeel khan's uncle was shot dead in his own house. pro… https://t.co/rVBYOcucsb
Retweeted by AmandaThis Germs™ tweet is a niche one, sponsored by the Citizens Against Combiflam Association® (CACA)Combiflam, as a tablet, aims to work by knocking you out and forcing you to sleep. As a sneaky bitch myself, I respect that. @PrestoVision @KylePlantEmoji @dsouzaarnold
2/24
2020
Since existing awards are about Savarna gatekeepers rewarding Savarna writers for being Savarna, Meta invites young… https://t.co/vWTgSdqrwS
Retweeted by AmandaUpstage 2020. Coming soon. https://t.co/mIveqBlk4A
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2/23
2020
There will always be at least a student or two who is listening and it is the responsibility of the teacher to spea… https://t.co/CTsRbpi4Id
Retweeted by AmandaHard relate. https://t.co/jLOlRLtD2lThis tweet is brought to you by Germs™ The no. 1 brand recommended by 9/10 pharmaceutical companies!Slow clap for my immune system that has outdone itself this time by rewarding me with a bad dry cough right after a… https://t.co/7iyqaEytzN
2/22
2020
Hello friends! I have revived my blog after a ridiculously long time with a piece that I had submitted for the Prof… https://t.co/wiQi7iu8u1
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2/21
2020
@teach_mesenpai This song is love itself. @NotSoPerfectGuy Don't run away from the Fame Monsterif y’all have ever cried at your job or school in the bathroom can you retweet this? i wanna see something
Retweeted by Amanda"Should I tear my eyes out now? Everything I see returns to you, somehow. Should I tear my heart out now? Everythin… https://t.co/YLlJdLamFW
2/20
2020
"That is Vignesh, not chai!" #OverheardAtMeta @OverheardMetaFolks in #Bangalore, we are conducting the next session of our #game on the Indian #Constitution, ‘Gazette or Gonzo… https://t.co/tlNBiWgDEu
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2/19
2020
I would give ANYTHING to see them live. Kidney, liver, jo bhi chahiye le lo. It's the only thing I want now and for… https://t.co/XPMkNB7OgLThey're rehashing their old style so, so well, while also mocking it with a self-awareness that's just as effortles… https://t.co/fFIMRwkEP9What a comeback!!!!! I'VE PRESSED REPEAT 10000 TIMES AND IRONY HAS JUMPED OFF A CLIFF BUT THIS IS AN AMAZING VIDEO… https://t.co/8Ncn2RpAUiThis tweet is also brought to you by Germs™, co-sponsored by Cetrizine® and drowsiness© @rassendren Thank you🎉I am sick enough to feel every single sore vein in my body. Also my drug-addled brain thinks sore veins are a thing.Khanthri Roads - Our travel quiz - is making a round trip again this year. If you're finding yourself wanderlust an… https://t.co/d4aeFodHkf
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2/18
2020
@nikita9qwafl Yesss a while ago
2/17
2020
My throat right now feels like a gigantic cactus is lodged in it. Finally know why they used it in the graphics for… https://t.co/BbEoFpbgVmA 26 year old Dalit man Shakthivel was lynched to death in Villupuram,Tamil Nadu. His fault was he got down to pee… https://t.co/oyknW306FJ
Retweeted by AmandaBangalore, ILY but please go back to being cold. You're way too hot to handle rn. @jvonne78 The owl is an @AGoldmund
2/16
2020
My spirit animal is an ostrich because I routinely want to bury my head in the sand too. https://t.co/8u3iCxgLGx
2/15
2020
I'm so mad that 'Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince' (the song) features nowhere in Swift's Miss Americana (t… https://t.co/ZXORkWLxrE"Do people think we talk about them?? " "Fuck, who has the time, in between contemplating the nature of the universe," -@MinalSukumarI'm happy to announce that this amazing panel discussion on 'Writing a Dalit Autobiography' is happening at… https://t.co/TPIy9kEDqo
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2/14
2020
@AsthaSh40165217 @OverheardMeta @ElizebethMaya, Jesus's sautan
2/12
2020
@VijayashanthiM3 To whomsoever it may concern, This letter is to inform you that I have contracted feelings for yo… https://t.co/6NB4g7IRzp @ash282000 https://t.co/v6NPryOWsi @AbishaFernandes Want. Now.
2/11
2020
It never ceases to amaze me how you can feel so utterly alone in a room full of people; how you can feel irredeemab… https://t.co/u2x9Stk7AMLots of events lined up at Meta 2020 today! https://t.co/hUYM1kI6Hm
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2/10
2020
people with curly hair don't do upper body workout we just wash our hair twice a week
Retweeted by AmandaA song for long away and far ago. https://t.co/gmWmDWibvVA thread on what happened at Gargi College on 6th February, 2020 during Reverie, the annual fest of the college. (1/8)
Retweeted by AmandaPerumal Murugan in conversation with @al_lude at @LitFestMeta https://t.co/DzAcXLqlUN
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2/9
2020
My favorite band is releasing an album after 7 loooong years. Ugh, now I have something to live for. https://t.co/UH2PurPX7CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH https://t.co/UH2PurPX7C
2/8
2020
Things to look forward to on Day 4 of the most awesome lit fest to ever have lit fested, @LitFestMeta: https://t.co/yUnUYWPZMj
2/7
2020
@NotSoPerfectGuy @OverheardMeta @LitFestMeta More like... Grave reviews (Sorry, I think I mean thank you) @NotSoPerfectGuy @OverheardMeta @LitFestMeta Only means what @JataMangeshkar Not him!!! Another one. (DJ Khaled)Discovered he likes Sufjan Stevens. Listened to all of his back catalogue in one night. Became a Sufjan superfan. https://t.co/nhohPjwD5i @NME @thestrokes Stop attacking poor fans"Apologies to the windows because they're probably gonna explode" - Amanda D'Souza right before her Bollygood performance
Retweeted by AmandaUUUUFFFFFFFF https://t.co/5OrL30uNWMDate of Submission for online events extended to February 11th, 2020 https://t.co/DGeBf3Phdm
Retweeted by Amanda @Karan_Taffairs @SreyaMandal GET OFF HER BACK @SreyaMandal She is the hero we deserve, but not one we need right now @SreyaMandal @NotSoPerfectGuy Rohit, there's no recovering from this burn. Please apply coconut oil on it.
2/6
2020
I felt these berns. https://t.co/3NYWcyoNqS @AadhiChai Get off my back!!! @NotSoPerfectGuy SO MUCH. SO MUCH. @rassendren YaaaaaThere was this sexplosive poster of Richard Madden (?) on a storefront and everyday I'd thirst over it and think ab… https://t.co/pc5cUlXfVaI made a 'Pooja what is this behavior' joke in my class today and NO ONE knew what I was talking about!!!!! Utha le re deva moment.
2/5
2020
"Wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you left them" https://t.co/tQpChqR0M8
2/4
2020
You bring the traffic, @al_lude brings the JAM. Come to SJC tomorrow for a fruitful (ha!) workshop: https://t.co/bJiJGxRUvMWe're beginning workshops at meta with a bam! Come join us for a JAM Workshop with @al_lude tomorrow at 4:30 PM! O… https://t.co/XMkaCH0R8t
Retweeted by Amandathat time of year when sleep comes because body is fully exhausted but heart is happy because you learn, enjoy and… https://t.co/ANMix6xMbh
Retweeted by AmandaEver been so bone-tired that even ordering food seems laborious?
2/3
2020
The pilot who flew @kunalkamra88 and #ArnabGoswami writes to IndiGo management, asking why the airline didn't consu… https://t.co/Q6QVtWNFOT
Retweeted by AmandaLook at the Delhi police, with arms folded, waiting for the man to turn around and show his face so they can verify… https://t.co/zCrFA2owFb
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1/30
2020
Overpopulation is a Malthusian myth. There are 7.7 billion people. 95% of us occupy only 10% of the land. We produc… https://t.co/RWEn9ntzkw
Retweeted by Amanda*Amrish Puri voice* AAO! AAO!! https://t.co/f6WqOrYC2wGreetings from St. Joseph’s College(Autonomous), Bangalore!  The Department of English at St. Joseph’s College hos… https://t.co/sZHVfxTSU7
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1/28
2020
Therapy is like a hot shower for the soul. @peacemachine123 You should be studyingIdk why I blushed at this. Goddamn. https://t.co/mjcgPxX3bXGood people of Bengaluru (and some of you in Madras) please do donate to the St. Joseph's garage sale. Meta is a fa… https://t.co/Tas5plHhCA
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1/27
2020
@ThatRedDeviL You have one tomorrow. Better prepare. Or else.There is a hint of anxiety in the air. The students crawl out of the woods. "Help," they text me, asking for the sy… https://t.co/gAOMSdr9zw @NithyaMenon16 Girl, try the CG method. It will Change. Your. Life. (And hair)https://t.co/bjcspVoKr8
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1/26
2020

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