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90% running. 10% making jokes that *almost* work. Books - charlie@kingsfordcampbell.com everything else - @MsAoifeRice - ARice@unitedagents.co.uk

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@pagetsam @BritishVogue That’s a really unkind comment. I’ve spent all my earnings this week donating to local food… https://t.co/5O6sJP2kmM
4/1
2020
Second @BritishVogue column. On self care. What does it mean now? https://t.co/qWMCVHs1QU
3/31
2020
So @BizPears has just reminded me of happier times. https://t.co/3WgSn4yb1i
Retweeted by Bella MackieSocialising unnecessarily increases the chances that you’ll spread the virus to someone more vulnerable than you. O… https://t.co/hvrP1hWhYA
Retweeted by Bella MackieThe license fee is an absolute bargain. This is great 👏🏼 https://t.co/eOnZyKM5V4
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3/19
2020
@harrywalker1 @BritishVogue Thank YOU X @tobymoses Course I will! If it’s about the west wing or 30 rock. Nothing else. X @shfitz @BritishVogue Thank you Sheila! X @Victoria_Spratt @BritishVogue Thank you xx @BeckyBarnesB @BritishVogue Thank you! @seanmstephens @BritishVogue Thank you my love xBack again to say I’m a @BritishVogue columnist now and that’s a massive dream of mine. Of course it’s come at a ve… https://t.co/Fl11EpNFTL
3/18
2020
Logging back on for one sec to say that I just saw a drug deal happening. As dealer drove off, the buyer said to hi… https://t.co/zChXduryNk
3/14
2020
@DrRadhaModgil ❤️❤️😘 @scouserachel See you over in the less bad place xI’ve put together a few thoughts about what we can all focus on at the moment I hope they help 💛💛💛 #coronavirushttps://t.co/iqV007gMa9
Retweeted by Bella MackieI’m deleting twitter for the first time in a decade (why should you care right?). I’ve realised how much this site… https://t.co/vfM8XydXUZ @mandy_gill3 You have to slow right down! And download a couch to 5k app. XPLEASE. SOME LIGHT RELIEF. https://t.co/XdWwQeWD8OI’m eating my feelings and my feelings are just all anxiety feelings. Apparently creme eggs are the corresponding f… https://t.co/DYtJqhJO0zWhy has boris gone from “ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it do be like that sometimes” to “your family is gonna die I’m sorry” in a few days
Retweeted by Bella MackieKnow your audience https://t.co/qoCk7aeAFH
Retweeted by Bella Mackie @EvaWiseman Her replies underneath are amazing @amy_hoggart I met her once (Susan not the ghost woman) and she said her secretary who was transcribing it had to s… https://t.co/ohxYilccwY @amy_hoggart But NOT woman in black though.
3/12
2020
If you have a big platform and can inform people, maybe do some research before you #justask https://t.co/EPZPDy7CNf @lucyprebblish Not heard of that one. Is it new? @eatlikeagirl Oh I know. This is just stuff that comes up on main pageFood photos on instagram always look amazing but I click through for the recipes and it’s ALWAYS either “one can of… https://t.co/XQuipcdyLCI guess the lesson here then is don't rape people https://t.co/EVIMmnc4Gk
Retweeted by Bella MackieSince we are not to shake hands anymore I propose we curtesy and bow as they did in the times of Jane Austen. Gend… https://t.co/YoGDit8Q2h
Retweeted by Bella MackieHarvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 23 years in prison. Our office just erupted. https://t.co/aC2vA0H4o5
Retweeted by Bella MackieOh Jesus Christ. Just hang a red flag and have done with it. https://t.co/9lQoOuKrPGA chugger just tried to high five me and when I said no, he attempted a fist bump. We, as a country, might not have… https://t.co/KUWklU3xbj @Matt__Murphy @alicevjones Going to be honest. It would have been worth it.
3/11
2020
TV OCD person wakes up: oh no I must clean my entire disorder is about Clean Me, a real OCD person wakes up: oh no… https://t.co/OYwAiqDu1p
Retweeted by Bella MackieRupert Myers designating himself the role of twitter #bekind monitor is quite lol https://t.co/tj4moUPmcE
Retweeted by Bella Mackie @matt_colbert Haha I sort of agree but I want her to be LESS self aware. The fabulousness sort of came from her not knowing? @alicevjones I saw someone call it ‘Rona today and nearly punched myself in the face @matt_colbert Well I am so sorry to show you what a monster I truly am re Celine 🤪 @SieKirton12 🤪 @MoyaCrockett Exactly @matt_colbert Ha!My most controversial opinion is that Celine Dion has jumped the shark now. I said what I said.Amazing! What South Korea is doing is really bending their #Covid19 epidemic curve. Only 131 new cases today, versu… https://t.co/HVNBSNgkcq
Retweeted by Bella MackieWhile stockpiling toilet roll and canned soups may seem a bit over the top, the prospect of self-isolation is becom… https://t.co/BOn4f0UyBo
Retweeted by Bella Mackie @elizabethatar Oh thank you!! @MarkDiStef Rude not to mention my name here marki got got by the fake "Daniel Radcliffe tests positive for coronavirus” tweet and now i will unfortunately never be coming into work again
Retweeted by Bella Mackie @lindsaymackie Mama you know you have older food than thatThis is disgusting but unsurprising https://t.co/LANjIAlxA1 @suziedoore Coronavirus alternative - have a Skype wedding. Guests watch remotely, drink own wine @Benfogle I check on it constantly, I worry about dropping it, it keeps me awake at night. And it always needs to be carried.
3/10
2020
@beck_smith @DrRubidium Thank you! @DrRubidium @beck_smith HELLO! Sorry, I got a bit excited about that gif @m0rven @DrMichaelMosley Thank you! @Barbwatt Its literally all going to get me arrested @joelgolby Joel. I need poison to kill you and make it look like an accident. I hope this clears up any confusion. @joelgolby Do you know about poisoning and making it look like an accident. I promise not to poison you once you te… https://t.co/Pt7aCeDN0tDo you know about poisons? I need to talk to you if so (I am not planning on poisoning anyone, it’s just fiction I… https://t.co/f5gf1NlZHa @HadleyFreeman No? 😱BREAKING: #Italy PM #Conte announces the restriction zone will be extended to cover the whole country. No longer ju… https://t.co/TewP1oRNx4
Retweeted by Bella MackieOh god my phone just tried to change congrats to contagion. My phone has anxiety just like its mother. @HadleyFreeman I remember you showing the Picasso. Cannot wait to read more. Congratulations! Xx @OteghaUwagba Wild. She’s a record maker that susanne @OteghaUwagba Obsessed with the follow ups from her where she insists she’s not fussed either way but...… https://t.co/UM1h30dZn2I’m buying this book tomorrow. Such a fascinating interview @HadleyFreeman 🎉 https://t.co/QgvWg6ZlqJ @JonathanDean_ Super spreader I guess @amyvoce Ha! You’ll never know the 111 num...oh @jamieklingler 😬😬M&S have removed all beauty testers and I suddenly realised how gross testing make up is in stores. My hygiene stan… https://t.co/Y3R2kgABvdIs...is everyone getting this text message or just me https://t.co/BIqBZzL1ll @scouserachel Excited to see what more can be done with green and pink.This piece on rich people is so interesting. And disturbing. https://t.co/ltk5faupET https://t.co/HX1EQHsSRHi’m in tears of laughter reading the entire thread of replies https://t.co/xpwIWX08uL
Retweeted by Bella Mackie @ohheylauren_ Look at you! How amazing!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 @SBrogarth @gregjames Thanks for explaining how to celebrate women. Clearly the whole thing was a joke but please d… https://t.co/RNaLB7ub7R
3/9
2020
Happy International Co-option of Feminism To Promote Brands Both Personal and Corporate Day
Retweeted by Bella MackieA) @GaryLineker admits he was wrong to criticise BBC’s funding model B) he does it in a big interview the Daily Mai… https://t.co/ofPNVwrOoM
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3/8
2020
The true meaning of international women’s day as sponsored by AXA #IWD2020 https://t.co/NxzGr8gUph
Retweeted by Bella MackieFrom the former homeland security adviser > https://t.co/6l6Xba8wWR
Retweeted by Bella Mackiejump - kris kross https://t.co/PC1xhytlzS
Retweeted by Bella Mackie @janinegibson Just starting screeching in streetHappy Mother’s Day soz about vaginal dryness ☹️ https://t.co/gfaOYHr8JP @silverwoodcope Totally but it’s not a treat is it @Vickyjbourne Oh my GODHonestly I think mother’s day is a nonsense consumer trap but this is a low bar https://t.co/8JpuWyoC8C @gregjames Oh my god I wondered why there were barely any left literally 10 seconds agoMaking a joke about leo di caprio dating women young enough to be his daughters. Men were incandescent with rage in… https://t.co/U9j2CC30wcA good man, treated abysmally. https://t.co/VyTKmVV0lv
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3/7
2020
Exhausting https://t.co/kztcLyec4n https://t.co/PlvzcnUJPjAll podcasts are now about coronavirus and that’s just the law. Even your murdery ones. Even the sport ones. Sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️People exploiting society's increasing openness about mental illness to mask and excuse all sorts of terrible behav… https://t.co/KeveKnhXmj
Retweeted by Bella MackieSoooo.... I’m very excited to let you know that for the past 2 years I’ve been quietly working on my debut book.… https://t.co/dhfgNJkiWW
Retweeted by Bella Mackie @AmplifyDot @BloomsburyBooks YES DOT"Too often in the modern world we see our mind and body as almost separate entities, when they actually impact on e… https://t.co/iW3jXO3Z8K
Retweeted by Bella Mackie @MarkDiStef @janinegibson Are you...talking about janineGod this picture tho. The tabs really did kill their golden goose (Samir Hussein/WireImage/Getty Images) https://t.co/om1qbPECYL
Retweeted by Bella MackieI find it very difficult to talk about Elizabeth Warren because I get too annoyed. This is probably to do with my f… https://t.co/clpxuMYVrx
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3/6
2020

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