Old Tweets: bencamham (Ben Hamilton)

Ben Hamilton @bencamham Regina, SK

Basically Andy from the Office

208 Following 145 Followers 249 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/8/12

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1/7
2020

@jennfull09 Imagine having 1 annual decision

11/30
2020

@ConnorSandberg https://t.co/dfGLR8iWiE

11/22
2020

Amazon: We’re launching a delivery pharmacy! CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens: https://t.co/pDsQWlkKt2

11/17
2020

@BrayTomac Bought zoom Thursday. Pain.

11/9
2020

If you pre-drink before going to the bar, you do NOT have to worry about Biden’s tax plan

11/5
2020

Who told Trump and Biden that the best way to captivate a debate audience is to list things by number like a watchmojo video

10/23
2020

@nickgiokas THE BULIN WALL

9/29
2020

Remember how INSANE Touch ID for iphones was when it first came out? I want to be WOWED like that again

9/27
2020

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9/23
2020

why I won’t wear a mask https://t.co/CyiKIgWuwF

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7/13
2020

@FWNordstrom https://t.co/JjLSCs0qUP

6/22
2020

Who knew so many people would lose their mind over a 1 in 25,000 chance of winning an imaginary tiny house

6/17
2020

Can we go back to when all I had to worry about was my park attendance in rollercoaster tycoon 2

6/13
2020

https://t.co/SoFuVI6lyf

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6/3
2020

@RandyLinton1 @BryanDeanWright 🤢

5/23
2020

@WaltAskea_7 Holy shit @nickgiokas And, if you’re like the U of R, probably paying the same tuition fees

5/17
2020

When will airlines realize that flyovers with commercial airliners over NYC only serves to freak people out?? (Se… https://t.co/5vcLKwavkb

5/6
2020

Breaking: Kim-Jong Un’s heart surgeon has been revealed https://t.co/hxMOIMRRE4

4/26
2020

@95_jwh @nickgiokas @mfuchs31 Little vodka gato @mfuchs31

4/13
2020

@kyle__hodge @ConnorSandberg @Amy_Ivan1 It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer or the baker that… https://t.co/mqMYQ9D26I

2/13
2020

First place School of the Year goes to @HillJDCWest! #JDCWest2020 #GrowingForward

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1/20
2019

@BrayTomac Lmao does he really give the fact that there was a reverse split as the reason he did well 😂

12/24
2019

@willown__ Willow starts quoting stats she heard on Joe Rogan

11/8
2019

@nickgiokas Jeff👏🏼Bezos👏🏼isn’t👏🏼paid👏🏼hourly

11/4
2019

@MissHendrickson This dude was definitely about to say something horrible

10/27
2019

@nickgiokas Oh weird I did it for the metal

10/21
2019

@nickgiokas https://t.co/tn9f9cTmuS

10/10
2019

After 7 weeks abroad I only truly knew I was home when on my plane back to Regina a guy said “oop sorry just let me sneak right by ya here”

8/13
2019

@paul_cameron @ThomasAwful @jeromeiginla Hey I’m the nephew

7/23
2019

@porterjones21 @stockx Weird flex

7/19
2019

@braedonmcleod Hahaha @braedonmcleod https://t.co/tigHhrxsGI

7/14
2019

Raptors sweeten offer to Kawhi Leonard with 500 MB of data on Canadian cell phone plan #WeTheNorth #NBA https://t.co/vQ059gXQTY

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6/27
2019

A new and interesting thing to watch while travelling by plane is people attempting to pull a 40 pound carry on bag… https://t.co/dsvGtGtoiZ

6/24
2019

@nickgiokas When you look at the op expecting some random person and they have 144k followers https://t.co/K7dDEnVLC9

6/18
2019

There here!!! And they’re ready to go to work!!! Inquire about a Fendt tractor TODAY. See and feel the difference f… https://t.co/4BT0v535s2

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6/15
2019

The fact that the NBA and other leagues present the trophy to the team owner instead of the players is the dumbest thing ever

6/14
2019

@mfuchs31 @nicks_massey @AGCOcorp @Fendt_NA Where can I get one of those shirts

6/10
2019

@nickgiokas https://t.co/X1wALMUM27

5/8
2019

@kyle__hodge We get it you are good at the movie category

5/4
2019

Things that cause serious pain 1. Headaches 2. Heartburn 3. Being punched 4. Accidentally hitting a random emoji an… https://t.co/UkPA7z6Q1b

4/27
2019

@yeahalixx @belleb_mc does the same thing :/

4/26
2019

I’ll say it again for the people in the back: 👏🏼ALWAYS👏🏼BEING👏🏼TIRED👏🏼IS👏🏼NOT👏🏼A👏🏼PERSONALITY👏🏼TRAIT👏🏼I forced a bot to listen to over 1,000 hours of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and then asked it to write a Joe R… https://t.co/nwDiJdqO6A

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4/25
2019

I wonder if Tavares will go to bed tonight in his leafs pyjamas or his islanders pyjamas

4/24
2019

@mineifiwildout https://t.co/ZAJel1QU2d

4/22
2019

@JudicialWatch @realDonaldTrump @TomFitton https://t.co/cog5AdQve6

4/18
2019

It’s going to be a VERY awkward opening night in Tampa Bay next year when they hang the presidents trophy banner

4/17
2019

the masters is just coachella for dads

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4/14
2019

GET FAT YO https://t.co/OZDa0ssMss

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4/9
2019

@nickgiokas Damn that’s cool

4/8
2019

@willowcneuls https://t.co/Nl9ITUyDnC

4/5
2019

Petition to get @nickgiokas to change his Twitter name to “ackshually”

3/14
2019

If you have two 5-hour energy bottles do you get 10 hours of energy or 5 hours of double energy

3/9
2019

You’re only truly a millennial if you message the same person over text, Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook… https://t.co/13GHBchc36

2/27
2019

I cannot wait for the day when I’m the old guy at an airport bar alone ITCHING to lecture a stranger with my life story

2/24
2019

@nickgiokas Dolphins are dicks

2/16
2019

@mfuchs31 @filmrants4fun I had a lapse and thought you drank pil I’m so sorry I’m really tired @filmrants4fun Just @mfuchs31 next time

2/8
2019

The Republican Party’s best and brightest is back at it today, I see https://t.co/iTXjQPZ9Ek

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2/1
2019

@nickgiokas This is nuts 😂😂

1/31
2019

BIG congrats to @HillJDCWest @HillSchoolofBus for Top 3 Finish @jdcwest! Was fortunate to watch this team put in… https://t.co/JNfPge0NSc

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1/14
2019

By the time I finish all these NYE insta stories it’ll be 2020

1/1
2018

Blades are jealous because they’ve beat us 0 times this year. Speaking of 0, also the number of playoff games they… https://t.co/2yo0p5bSzX

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12/31
2018

A holiday tradition: Me reminding my family that my only real skill is being annoyingly good at trivia

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12/26
2018

@realDonaldTrump I feel like I’ve seen this before? https://t.co/JKNuIGCLkY

12/19
2018

Whenever I’m writing multiple choice exams I can’t help but think of the options as A: a rope B: a knife C: a gun D: brushing his teeth

12/18
2018

Had a long discussion at dinner about the Wizarding World's economy in Harry Potter. It seems 90% of the wizarding… https://t.co/uFmQzjaBYZ

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12/16
2018

@alexalaplante Maybe he’s using it as his bookmark

12/14
2018

PSA: I skip through Instagram stories really fast and sometimes I accidentally vote on polls, so I’m sorry if at an… https://t.co/gflCm6G1zD

12/11
2018

Two types of parents: ones who put you and your siblings names on your home phone’s answering machine, and ones who don’t

11/24
2018

I feel like I missed out on a part of childhood because I never had an LG Rumour 2

11/14
2018

It’s on brand for Trump to take the fire’s side https://t.co/B2ZnnNMfhF

11/11
2018

Things your dad does Vol. 2 - Has the dedicated google app on his phone to do searches - Loves saying he’ll do some… https://t.co/DQsBK1rXNa @LaneBacon2 This is the most outrageous tweet I’ve ever seen

10/26
2018

I keep that mf thang on me https://t.co/9kGMqqx8NK

10/19
2018

@hannahpytlowany Damn this hit me hard

10/12
2018

@nickgiokas @KyleRobAnderson when Kimi and Alonso made appearances on the podium together 😭😭

10/11
2018

Writing university essays on my life experiences really makes me wish I experienced just a little bit more childhoo… https://t.co/XDb5j9sf8p

10/10
2018

“she looks like she listens to bodak yellow before she goes to earls and orders 8 vodka crans” -a real thing my bf’… https://t.co/JJzB5gT28u

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9/19
2018

@LaneBacon2 Shoulda been Russ

9/8
2018

@LaneBacon2 Don’t eat the meat

9/6
2018

@jaewonhur y=mx+bWhat’s going to happen when Ed Sheeran runs out of basic mathematical operations to name his 5th album after

8/28
2018

@kyle__hodge Maybe if we factor in your 27 handicap GEORGE

8/25
2018

Our juice cleanse took longer than expected but we're back

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8/20
2018

@banelacon My heart

8/19
2018

If you pronounce the number 20 as “twenty” and not “twenny” you’re a cop

8/17
2018

In the past: Saudi Arabia: do you have something to say? Canada: no no no Saudi Arabia: are you sure? Canada: it’s… https://t.co/7HTXjfxJOr

8/9
2018

An honest, non-sarcastic thank you goes out to all my friends who were at osheaga who allowed me to see bits of all… https://t.co/2npntjvQk8

8/5
2018

@danielgoldade Tell me I’m wrongDrake’s verse on sicko mode is totally just lines he didn’t use on nonstop

8/3
2018

Oh good Instagram has brought back the year 2013 and https://t.co/7Wd1RCeA42 Can’t wait to see every girl I follow… https://t.co/mLTCAmCUWE

7/11
2018

When Drake said “Never made it as a wise man, couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing” that really hit me hard man is a lyrical genius

7/9
2018

Every regina driver cranking the AC today like https://t.co/q28r9eGYqh

7/6
2018

Every guarantee in life: 13. There 12. Are 11. No 10. Guarantees 9. In 8. Life 7. It’s 6. All 5. Opportunities… https://t.co/WAzgGcReDY

7/4
2018

Every university age girl has said “my goal is to do something worthy to get on 5th year” at least once this summer

6/24
2018

@braedonmcleod @melanielehrer2 https://t.co/rJCNScM5ee

6/22
2018

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