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Ben Gleib @bengleib ‘Merica

•Comedian• Social Distancing Social Club •Host of Idiotest @Netflix •Showtime standup special Neurotic Gangster on Youtube & Amazon •Last Week on Earth pod• BLM

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Joined Twitter 1/5/09


We are live now with @tedalexandro #SDSC https://t.co/e19bWY7eymBye bye democracy. https://t.co/ULWTBDTI5P @kygirl270 Except for chinless devilsHappy to hear this https://t.co/H2zfgCsXg3How have your favorite ⭐️s have been passing their quaran-time?? Watch to find out. #Emmys https://t.co/nTe8ejgAbP
Retweeted by Ben Gleib.@Alyssa_Milano is my friend & she's an awesome caring human. She didnt call but also, wanting police funding to sh… https://t.co/AMhVHLryH9
9/23
2020
This sunday @NowhereComedy Club... the madness continues... GLEIB OFF THE TOP: Crowd Work & Improvised Madness Ge… https://t.co/ZHQ27Ms75b
Retweeted by Ben GleibMitt Romney is the Lindsey Graham of Marco Rubios
Retweeted by Ben GleibThe devil already took your chin. What part you gonna give him next? https://t.co/xqc2AmwyR5There’s a state of emergency in Mitch McConnell’s hometown, a hospital in Ashland, Ky is at #Covid_19 capacity and… https://t.co/RgqQt3Qmhy
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Retweeted by Ben GleibHere's how 2 #Register4RBG and GET RBG's SEAT BACK! 1: Register at https://t.co/3JvCNfOoQQ TODAY, 2: Vote 4 Joe Bid… https://t.co/obElgv8is5
Retweeted by Ben GleibWe can win this election. How? Everyone registers to vote, and shows up to do so! That’s what it’ll take.… https://t.co/Wg4PQVIf3r
Retweeted by Ben GleibImpeachment. Didn’t matter. 200k+ dead didn’t matter. Epstein Didn’t matter 16m unemployed Didn’t matter. Obviou… https://t.co/YBhlEQmNGc
Retweeted by Ben GleibToday is #NationalVoterRegistrationDay! Voting is our chance to decide what's best for the future of our families,… https://t.co/AemgjsbZ9N
Retweeted by Ben GleibIt’s nice @MittRomney how you pretend to have a heart every few months, then show your true colors again when it re… https://t.co/c2IXgPB1IzThis is a magnificent show. Can’t wait!! https://t.co/38KvRd4xrh
Retweeted by Ben GleibToday is #nationalvoteregistrationday so take JUST 2 min and register or check to make sure you are.… https://t.co/HEmUHwNYNt @gmaag Haha amazingThis sunday @NowhereComedy Club... the madness continues... GLEIB OFF THE TOP: Crowd Work & Improvised Madness Ge… https://t.co/ZHQ27Ms75b
9/22
2020
@plasticandplush Ha. That works @MaloneComedy @mattswaycomedy Thanks budA benefit of being Jewish this year is that this shitty year just ended! Happy new year everyone! Shana tova!
Retweeted by Ben GleibThat is wild. What’s happening to people. https://t.co/2FYJDosPoSListen people “apart” is not the same as “a part”. If you want to be “apart of something” it means you want to be n… https://t.co/szy454noTgA benefit of being Jewish this year is that this shitty year just ended! Happy new year everyone! Shana tova! @bertkreischer Kirk Gibson @kgibson97315 Thank you so much for joining!Hugging RBG, 2009. https://t.co/wLKM3j8B95
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9/21
2020
No. No. No. Notorious RBG. 💔What an amazing lifetime of fighting for what’s right. May we all aspire to be a fraction of the human she was. A… https://t.co/Mac6ejWTTG
Retweeted by Ben GleibYou spineless, kiss-ass coward. Pray that God provide us wisdom??? You IGNORE God’s wisdom every day for the selfis… https://t.co/gzWLxr0j2c
Retweeted by Ben Gleib @paullymans No. I dont. Because r’s started this exact Supreme Court garbage not confirming in election year bc sai… https://t.co/2SvNPep7G8 @darrenhayes I literally can’t stop myself. I’m beyond full on naricissistic assholes taking up the public consciou… https://t.co/4QRYyySzr7You spineless, kiss-ass coward. Pray that God provide us wisdom??? You IGNORE God’s wisdom every day for the selfis… https://t.co/gzWLxr0j2c @paullymans You’re a large scale idiot with no sense of consistent logic. Must be sad and lonely.There’s more to life than shoes & records u self-absorbed moron. That u dare run 4 president & all u talk about is… https://t.co/zc7jK6hVmI @benleemusic Agreed. Except I think we need to call it “this election.” The next election sounds like the one after… https://t.co/VRpjWU2TLEOk. But at least don’t pick up anything new, like knitting or something. Promise? https://t.co/F49HezEzJwWe need win the presidency, flip the senate, and hold the house. And it needs to be a landslide. It must be… https://t.co/SG3ACaTehb
Retweeted by Ben Gleib @BeauWillimon 💯 @nealbrennan Haaaaaaa how sadA kick the bucket list maybe? #FU2020 https://t.co/SQOZTsxVC6What an amazing lifetime of fighting for what’s right. May we all aspire to be a fraction of the human she was. A… https://t.co/Mac6ejWTTGJust posted a photo https://t.co/XSOX8zUAKpLet’s remind @senatemajldr... https://t.co/ncgTVqbxHO
Retweeted by Ben GleibMcConnell on nominating a justice 8 MONTHS b4 an election: "American ppl are perfectly capable of having their say… https://t.co/cGgQmvonzV
9/19
2020
@jean_wean Cuz I’m tired of assholes?The Mayans were just off by 8 years.We MUST honor her wish. The fate of our nation and world depends on it. #RIPRBG https://t.co/a0oG6LHjRUNoooooooooo. RBG will be sorely missed. To honor her legacy of fighting for what's right, the Democrats in Congres… https://t.co/eOGKMlx404My parents say that if the dems take over the country we’ll become socialist and have to wait in long lines and hav… https://t.co/pPPVQs8b97
Retweeted by Ben GleibJoin me in supporting Super States we need to flip blue in 2020 via @actblue https://t.co/j9Fth71Y9C @jean_wean Remember back in the day when you weren’t an asshole? @anah_esquivel It’s Oct 4 at Nowhere Comedy Club on Zoom. Get your ticket at https://t.co/Sgs71IWbzZ :)I'll tell you what takes away your freedom: not being able to see your kid, go to the football game, or see your mo… https://t.co/jiuJszayfO
Retweeted by Ben GleibWatch @JoeBiden now. He’s the embodiment of everything the incumbent isn’t. Not a partisan observation: just a rational one.
Retweeted by Ben Gleib @AlisonRosen A LOT of people are stupid.Biden was wonderful in his Townhall on CNN tonight. Everyone should watch it. Sharp, caring, compassionate, command… https://t.co/duPo8JUMCA @anah_esquivel My new game show or my crowd work stand up comedy show?The hilarious @thechrisarmy has a new album out! His last comedy album was at #1 on the charts for like 40 weeks or… https://t.co/rpYqFXZFo0
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9/18
2020
@realDonaldTrump When you say soon, do you mean like released health care plan soon, vaccine ready soon, or wall built soon?
Retweeted by Ben GleibDon't forget to register to vote ahead of the deadline in your state! We want to make sure everyone has the chance… https://t.co/KpNjS6mL9Z
Retweeted by Ben GleibThe hilarious @thechrisarmy has a new album out! His last comedy album was at #1 on the charts for like 40 weeks or… https://t.co/rpYqFXZFo0
9/17
2020
Someone should harness the energy from my snooze button. We could power 10 factories. @Potbellyslim1 That wasn’t even a coherent sentence you tweeted, coward who won’t even show your face on your profi… https://t.co/X8c0kJTU7S @xashee @stephanie199124 Because the king roach told them the coast was clear @bengleib The neighbors looked concerned, but I explained it was all a hoax anyway. They went back inside, relieved… https://t.co/KWirHl6KQn
Retweeted by Ben Gleib @Potbellyslim1 You just support the murder of people AFTER they’re born. Not hypocritical at all right there. Well… https://t.co/zyfNMm85IoOf course @SteveHiltonx. Bc we need $ under system Republican side is ok with continuing forever, to be able to cha… https://t.co/RK7qK84ue4I walked by a building on fire. But I didn’t want to cause a panic, so I told the people living there it was just some candles. They died.
Retweeted by Ben Gleib @Potbellyslim1 Great slam. You have no soul. Keep supporting a murderer who doesn’t give a shit about you. You are gullible and lame. @jean_wean Remember back in the day when you had a soul?Watch this one minute video. https://t.co/D8c7mmGZmIFinally ONE piece of good news. https://t.co/9ecxf0zH96Yup. And his supporters LOVE IT! How is this real life??? https://t.co/Jkrjc5y3ZmSeven weeks from right now, will you have done everything you could?
Retweeted by Ben Gleib @kanyewest You are the most out of touch humanGeorge Stephanopoulos let Trump lie like crazy tonight about “Democrat cities” being murder capitals burning down,… https://t.co/MlT0CancwL
Retweeted by Ben GleibTruly tragic is letting 200,000 of us die because you want to act cool and win an election, you evil complicit assh… https://t.co/frDgyy32nP @sarahcpr @hilaryr Ha. Also :(I believe Bernie would‘ve been a better president than Biden, but I KNOW Biden would be a better president than Tru… https://t.co/uCrwf4UR8W
Retweeted by Ben GleibLook at this man taking a knee to look a child in the eye while they talk ❤️ Donald Trump WOULD never do that 😡 D… https://t.co/veCg3RfAJh
Retweeted by Ben GleibHow could you say that? https://t.co/yLUcw2iuFi @cmclymer Sorry I meant Dew-tto @cmclymer Ditto @pattonoswalt Specifically tho like a week or 4 months?This is unconscionable, insane, illegal, UN-American and completely trump. I don’t call him the Orange Monster for… https://t.co/vvG1LMpOI5Deal. Let’s check in here everyday to hold each other accountable. https://t.co/0525XGfgzoJust posted a photo https://t.co/n2H4K5u8cZBeing in a hot tub is like drinking soup from the outsideWe have become a mind numbingly stupid group of people.It’s so smokey outside because of the fires. I guess trump wouldn’t do it so God had to be like “STAY HOME.”I walked by a building on fire. But I didn’t want to cause a panic, so I told the people living there it was just some candles. They died.Thanks Miyishia! Was fun doing it for you guys. If anyone needs me to host “You’re the Game Show” as a trivia night… https://t.co/h6V1AmvN6AGuys, literally everything @realDonaldTrump does is fake. He hired models for his announcement. But, since we're ta… https://t.co/xcuJUSHJ1n
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9/16
2020
09/14/2020 #TrumpKnew #TrumpVirus2020 #PWMC2020 https://t.co/1Sll7rMFJX
Retweeted by Ben GleibDon’t wake up on November 4 with election FOMO. We’ve teamed up with @ATTN to give you #VOMO, a comedy special wit… https://t.co/H3LVJ8u8M7
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9/15
2020
Trump’s excuses are so stupid & his gullible followers fall for ALL of them. He “didn’t want us to panic” so he did… https://t.co/w0TidBeMH0To be more like every email everyone sends, I’m going to now be starting all tweets with “I hope you’re okay in these crazy times.”
9/14
2020

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