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Deracinated prairie flower | Dyspeptic coastal elitist | Threw it all away for 32 animals sewn into a coat | They endured

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Joined Twitter 12/5/16


@trog69 I agree. No one does. If only Glenn felt the same way. @trog69 A Brazilian radio show, Nov. 2019, a far-right Brazilian columnist. (They were both guests that day.) @Lollardfish I pity anyone who has not experienced the unalloyed joy of buying live worms or minnows from a Vend-a-Bait machine. @benshapiro That's ridiculous. Everyone knows you were born of a cloven-hooved barnyard animal.In my opinion, this is the biggest, most important story of the transition. Team Biden is going to make a forcefu… https://t.co/qO6FXneX5W
Retweeted by Benjamin Compson 🏳️‍🌈 @briebriejoy @ggreenwald Glenn Greenwald, a world-renown expert in the art of defusing neo-fascist rage, joins us t… https://t.co/4KHpPyXaIN @RadioFreeTom Mostly agree, but here's the thing: Many of the perennially adolescent seditionists *do* hold doors o… https://t.co/PkgTl6yU5E
1/15
2021
@LegionBobo Ben Franklin. More commonly known as Ben Franklin's. @theintercept These are very legitimate concerns. There must be other policy tools available. Were no sources avail… https://t.co/PkNJZz2nyb @BCDreyer I read Ragtime in high school and loved it. Then I read the brilliant U.S.A. trilogy in college and was l… https://t.co/069guM4xoJ @VanityFair The photo on the bottom right (and at the top of the article) is not Pickford. It's Ruby Keeler. Here's… https://t.co/LlEw6viXTC @johnpavlovitz Steve Kornacki. @robertloerzel Amateurs.
1/14
2021
@WhiteHouse Shorter Trump: I don't even trust the right-wing extremists I appointed to the Supreme Court to interpr… https://t.co/9h5rwD1pWU @esglaude Hiding at his sister's home in Missouri. @bdomenech And the other one knows that the Republican Party has the future of a tsetse fly.Did you know that the contract of every cable news show host requires them to say "I'm not a lawyer, but..." no few… https://t.co/97eU5ezcIW @AlexThomp @peterbakernyt @maggieNYT @anniekarni You know this story is accurate because that epithet is exactly th… https://t.co/Hnq77wGQDH @RepDLesko What sort of country do we live in when a member of Congress can't even smuggle several dozen zip-ties o… https://t.co/ZjY9gzdPjY @marcrod97 @jaketapper And Boebert's like, "C'mon! My husband was arrested for flashing his dick at a child in a bo… https://t.co/bCYyW0WJoi @TPCarney @chrislhayes Justice-ish Coney Barrett doesn't need the help of Chris Hayes or any man (other than Donald… https://t.co/V4xJ6YlP3F
1/13
2021
@Gayer_Than_Thou How in the hell did I live this long without knowing that eminently useful word? Thank you! I've t… https://t.co/s6sa1WcWx0In a functioning democracy, every fucking one of these breathless tweets from MSM personalities would note that Kat… https://t.co/3Lt5TbsbHl @AlexNBCNews @Liz_Cheney BREAKING NEWS: Winkie guards courageously abandon Wicked Witch after Kansas youth reduces… https://t.co/Xq97uS7SWTbruce willis can’t get covid because he is already dead thank you so much
Retweeted by Benjamin Compson 🏳️‍🌈 @nypost But is this Rite Aid security cam footage a Christmas movie? @Yamiche @sue_sume If McConnell seriously wanted to impeach Trump, he would have called Trump directly instead of a… https://t.co/QSWUtY6YVD @JenniferJJacobs And now you know their plan. @stevesilberman @Krash630 @WardQNormal Ahhhh! Love it. @stevesilberman @Krash630 Town of my birth. Having "Normal" typed on one's birth certificate comes in handy as a retort from time to time. @FranticAntics @bhrenton tyHas there been any reporting on whether the members of Congress who are now testing positive had already received t… https://t.co/ZSsYaEGxhm @JenniferJJacobs "I, Mike Pence, a member of good standing of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club, do solemnly swear to be… https://t.co/Bxl3zEPKjp
1/12
2021
@RepMattGaetz I can't imagine the pain you experienced last Wednesday night when you had to assure Nestor, while yo… https://t.co/zqW3OFRNpd @ErnestGubbins Lana wouldn't collapse any other way, and neither would I. @DEADLINE @AmazonStudios This casting makes total sense. One of the funniest running jokes in I Love Lucy is how Ri… https://t.co/Izd2qc9mZC @SohrabAhmari Perhaps you should whip out your Ouija Board and ask him if he still feels the same way about Trump and Trump supporters. @BlueBoxDave The nights grow colder, Federalist Boy. @BlueBoxDave And you aren't getting your place in polite society back. I suggest you get yourself a pet possum to keep you warm at night.The beer garden scene has rightly enjoyed a revival in the Trump era. But this has been a long time coming. When I… https://t.co/jOlSsIP7xi @samstein @meridithmcgraw Thank god for little favors, I guess. At least Tiger Beat on the Potomac's latest acquisi… https://t.co/FX257OeERi
1/11
2021
I get why Isherwood had catty things to say about Fosse's choice of a talented singer to play the role of an untale… https://t.co/UuTzTR3zbsKay Thompson deserved 1/3 of Liza's Oscar. (This observation is offered in tribute to the extraordinarily talented… https://t.co/tSbGIokda9 @Chance4Gardener @fifiandbelle @GeorgeBrownSTL @BeschlossDC Absolutely! @HawthorneJunipe @GeorgeBrownSTL @BeschlossDC Snark isn't per se shameful. (I have to say that bc I came out of the… https://t.co/NZpJiZjtta @WFKARS Where is the Daikon I've grown so attached to since you posted a pic of it? Is it waiting offstage for its… https://t.co/9B4jUCKLDb @GeorgeBrownSTL @BeschlossDC I came here to post snark, but then I saw this reply⬆️from Mr. Brown and was instantly… https://t.co/Bvdk7jwFAr @peterbakernyt Note how the phrase "and all Capitol Police Officers and law enforcement across the great Nation" in… https://t.co/96SKWtquC1
1/10
2021
“All politicians are the same.” https://t.co/2pT6WJjab9
Retweeted by Benjamin Compson 🏳️‍🌈Murkowski voted to acquit Trump less than a year ago. This is on her. Sorry. https://t.co/EYB2bWodEM
Retweeted by Benjamin Compson 🏳️‍🌈 @DonaldJTrumpJr Every time a white nationalist says "homosexual,' another angel gets a pair of roller skates, a dis… https://t.co/Sja7nRXUTu @thehill Those ears. Oy. They get bigger by the lie. It's as if Pinocchio and Dumbo had a truck stop toilet baby. @WardQNormal Nice!
1/9
2021
@AlexThomp @realDonaldTrump Are you shitting me? Maggie Haberman just RT'd you. You wanna know what's going on in t… https://t.co/o16jvMIAw5https://t.co/8JWoWeDv87 @Spireship As do I. That effect is not easily achieved with watercolor. @nytimes Curious to see whether this puts her international crime lord brother's preemptive pardon in jeopardy. Unt… https://t.co/g14XBeMkgv @jsrailton Ask Roger Stone. @HawleyMO @simonschuster Will you be issuing a statement on your Craigslist shopping habits when you were at Yale L… https://t.co/xFXB7GAh7i
1/8
2021
@KLoeffler Local busy-gal-on-the-go takes break from her packed schedule of insider trading and buttery-blonde-high… https://t.co/Nrahjg35WkFirst campaign ad in the 2024 Illinois gubernatorial election. The recently acquired ring on his left hand is a n… https://t.co/XyCtYcVyLk @DebraHendler They always have to find someone other than themselves to blame, and he's the only the guy available.Tom Cotton is the frontrunner in the race to be the first *competent* authoritarian US President because his freaki… https://t.co/o2NpoMM5fG
1/7
2021
@Gayer_Than_Thou An instant GTT classic. @HenryPorters He's just a hick trapped in a backwater town, Henry. Cut him some slack. It's not as if his professio… https://t.co/2u4Mhchl3101/05/21 Dear Diary: Once again, I am saddened to see many of my fellow progressives abandon their principled c… https://t.co/ohV6tomUid
1/6
2021
Well Trumpers, you did it. You made me write a Long Version about the Business Plot. https://t.co/KdVOtz0AVj
Retweeted by Benjamin Compson 🏳️‍🌈Those inclined to learn more about Cleta Mitchell, the breakout star of the Republican coup attempt, would do well… https://t.co/OrPhxCzNb3This movie affirms my belief that the surest way to a lifetime of heartache is to marry a man with over-manicured e… https://t.co/YiO6v4BrsL
1/5
2021
@BillKristol Not really, given the timing. The encoded message here is, "Hey, Georgia voters! Trump is a rogue bad… https://t.co/uvQcJSuh1QI'd wager a fair amount of money that, if he remains majority leader, Mitch McConnell will cite to "millions of vot… https://t.co/ACtnJCCmiX
Retweeted by Benjamin Compson 🏳️‍🌈 @Reuters This Democrat speaks only for himself, but my definition of the word "hero" doesn't include: "elected offi… https://t.co/rhlKGGAF3RA theme emerges on my TL... https://t.co/8ot2uyqle1 https://t.co/EtYlGVGhvU
1/4
2021
Oh ffs. Profile in courage? Raffensperger is all like, "If this delusional clown would let me get off the phone, I… https://t.co/bSEeoM4qmvKids, this is what gay bars were like when I was in college. #TheStrangeAffairofUncleHarry #NoirAlley #TCMParty
1/3
2021
@Patrice_Brost1 A Snuggie.The gotchas don’t work so stop trying to fix everything with a gotcha. Democrats act like if you point out a hypo… https://t.co/QLb56CHUbh
Retweeted by Benjamin Compson 🏳️‍🌈 @BurdLarryes Oops. That was a typo--my first one of 2021 (I think). @BurdLarryes @cjubarrington Same, lara. This match always made total sense to me. @jbouie Donald J. Trump has been tweeting since March 2009. @CountSnarkula I. The Art of the Slow BoilSomeday, when I'm older, I'll write a 145-tweet thread titled "Jennifer Aniston's deft approach to light comedy rem… https://t.co/xbdpMwxbbb
1/2
2021
Raise your hand if you're so old that Ann B. Davis reminds you of every great-aunt or elderly family friend who was… https://t.co/KOm9y1zMJv @Gayer_Than_Thou You come for Doris, you come for me. https://t.co/Au5vYC9iks @JoshuaHol How much did my 85-year-old mother pay you to write this tweet? Sincerely, DC Resident (Who's Not Going Anywhere) @2014ORTOY It certainly will. She was also a high school speech and drama teacher for most of her career, and a s… https://t.co/UhHejoKJUU @2014ORTOY OH! My! GOD! @BCDreyer Photo by Absolutely Shameless. @2014ORTOY @threadreaderapp I LOVE this. One of my dearest friends was a Romper Room hostess in the mid-1960s. Rest… https://t.co/ANQBjJUrv6 @samstein Or maybe people are simply applying Ornstein's law: "A balanced treatment of an unbalanced phenomenon dis… https://t.co/jZUtgE5Ioz @ClassicMP Ann could not have been happy about that development. @micahuetricht Perhaps the fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves. @BCDreyer @shannonmstirone I've been instructed by folks way more smarter than me NOT to trust those internet infla… https://t.co/SlVqK5gjU4More broadly, I find it delightful that a pointless piece of Log Cabin Republican shit has deigned to share with th… https://t.co/tf65FhZ53P @emptywheel @LemonSlayerUS Or at least their self-preservation instincts. If today's news cycle of MSM political jo… https://t.co/UFtaTwVsRy
1/1
2020
@NormOrnstein @EricSchultz @froomkin Same goes for Lady MacHaberman, whose bloody handprints are all over this part… https://t.co/gJhYeOHFaT @emptywheel That's because the exponentially bigger news of the day is that the Biden transition team disabled the… https://t.co/Hzmg427VJf @KBAndersen @BenSasse He is not decent. No decent person would have cast the worst of those bad votes that you casually brush aside. @samstein After four years of litmus tests, how many more are required to support the conclusion that the GOP is a… https://t.co/Cye5P5IgiW @JudgeJeanine @mattgaetz Was the question, "Any interest in pegging me while Nestor watches?"
12/31
2020

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