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Mainly bicycles & running. Digital Editor at @RunnersWorldUK and co-host of the RWUK Podcast, link below...

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In the ‘constantly tucking his top in’ phase of parenting.
12/31
2019
@dunks517 They were clearly on a voyage of (Land Rover) discovery.
12/28
2019
U ok hun? https://t.co/6rKyCERpIH
12/27
2019
Live footage of the cheese board being eaten #festering500 https://t.co/DVfoWm8D7e @rich_mitch You have to be selective when festering; why waste precious space on something mediocre when you could… https://t.co/XlWU3mzwE1
12/26
2019
@collins_oli It tastes bad. @collins_oli IncorrectChristmas pudding is not nice.I didn’t know Steve Bruce was in Home Alone 2.This have escalated #festering500 https://t.co/R0zRcgL64nI’ve had breakfast (three cereal medley) but it’s not lunch time yet, but I clearly need a snack. Yes, this will be… https://t.co/twkwWSwKSf
12/25
2019
@_ceetop I don’t think so, haven’t been round yet! @andywaterman I would have said something an hour ago!It’s 8:30pm on Christmas Eve. The people next door are having a party. It’s pretty loud already. What time is accep… https://t.co/fPXQk7U3ZN @Lowe_Pro_File Now is the time to treat yourself!All mine #festering500 https://t.co/LILCtSZSJi
12/24
2019
We bought the boy an advent calendar because Christmas but also to learn patience (ha) and do some counting practic… https://t.co/AUt0GVLoyOI just remembered about #festering500. Excellent.
12/21
2019
Guy Verhofstadt has returned to the idea of Associate Citizenship. Please add your name to our letter to Boris John… https://t.co/Pyqtfs3e7J
Retweeted by Ben Hobson
12/19
2019
@Matt_Hambly @GQMiddleEast I just heard Roger Ebert quit and now wears white jeans.
12/18
2019
@steviegildea1 I'm in, can I bring the fam?Ok, good news thread:
Retweeted by Ben HobsonSame Tom, same. https://t.co/q2HwslEPKSI'm fucking clutching at anything to make this seem less shit.I wonder if modern TV culture had anything to do with the election? *draws some parallel with Game of Thrones becau… https://t.co/1vVXHIPz2i @Josephineperry There's this book too, BMJ posted about yesterday coincidently https://t.co/KQwayzlHFM
12/13
2019
@andywaterman I might try thoughMy brain is now a perfect mix of furious thoughts about the will of humans who wish to seemingly destroy everything… https://t.co/2tCbXMIlUE
12/12
2019
An enlightening chat with Ollie; regardless of if you run or not, even being desk bound means considering mobility… https://t.co/47lr46ARmI
12/10
2019
This guy waking up London at 4am. What a prick. https://t.co/awN9wzvKF3
12/1
2019
@steviegildea1 Yes mate, this makes all the Black Friday shit worth it.Best deal I've seen so far - £37 for Salomon Speedcross 4 - womens - https://t.co/p3rZr9Q3O0 and £58 for the mens - https://t.co/lg3XPOnEMU
11/29
2019
@lazygirlrunning hi Laura, hope you’re well. My pal @katijagger is keen to get running again post baby and I though… https://t.co/URQ3ZNqzWu @Manni_O @BJSM_BMJ Nah, if I can sort out these issues and run again injury free, sky’s the limit! (Also pretty middle aged) @KieranAlger I want to try this! @JoeWelstead It’s never going to stop. @Manni_O @BJSM_BMJ I ain’t doing any marathons mate! Also, middle aged?! 😂
11/28
2019
CAN BLACK FRIDAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE END SOON.
11/27
2019
Just in case you need this - https://t.co/4aLt3GYcNs
11/26
2019
Very happy that me & @runnersworlduk were highly commended in last night’s #bsmeawards. Silver is the new gold, rig… https://t.co/QOlRfoqlYj
Retweeted by Ben HobsonAnother day commuting in London. Ignore the time stamp, this was last night. Sigh. https://t.co/yxGeHl4uoC
11/20
2019
@rich_mitch I’ve found one called the trigger bell, but that’s itI don’t have a bell on my commute bike and it’s getting to the point where shouting and whistling is just a bit muc… https://t.co/dLlXOZ4Vbm
11/17
2019
@runRJR I’ve always thought this; who was the first to do it? (It’s not a thing in the UK).
11/10
2019
I’ve discovered this amazing sugar alternative to add to my porridge in the morning. It’s refined (like me), which… https://t.co/2d9oIC3k66
11/8
2019
The chatting was excellent on this, a solid 8/10 for chat (not 10/10 cos of me and @RWPearson ruining it). https://t.co/xs2aIPqci7
11/5
2019
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 https://t.co/2DUwOGFU37 @KieranAlger @runnersworlduk @RWPearson Sorry, you mentioned doughnuts, I zoned out. @KieranAlger @runnersworlduk Have you created your own hashtag from your jingle?! Look what you're doing @RWPearson!
10/30
2019
I enjoyed this one very much and when it comes to marathons, Rick has confirmed that I am slower than a fast 85 yea… https://t.co/r1uE5X5NdM
10/29
2019
@thusgaard @Strava An incredibly important typo! That'll teach me for trying to work from home and try multitasking… https://t.co/wAsaSHVWJH
10/23
2019
Pure Tuesday vibez. https://t.co/dqzHRkscWG
10/22
2019
In 1991, Al Howie ran 5800 miles in 103 days. Never heard of him? Nor had we. Live tomorrow, we chat to @DbJared, w… https://t.co/2dT9FzXubM
Retweeted by Ben Hobson @WUTM Not a scooby do in speed climbing, know nothing about it!Just again, but with commentary, because it’s incredible. https://t.co/XXy5Fvuk9BThis is unbelievable. I don’t mean like wow, unbelievable. I mean like I don’t believe it, my brain can’t compute i… https://t.co/2p6bBIIlc5He’s got his guitar and he’s eaten a grape, get ready for another jingle (cc @minkywilmer 😉). https://t.co/5tR1C0lak6
10/21
2019
@irunlikeagirl70 We talked about in the last episode as news, but it should be a proper episode at some point with… https://t.co/F6GRpcxh1p @minkywilmer @RW_ed_Andy @RWJoeM @runnersworlduk Cc’ing in @RWPearson, do you do requests?This week we talk @EliudKipchoge and @INEOS159 (and those @Nike shoes) and Brigid Kosgei smashing the women's marat… https://t.co/8wecpTPYCFThis infuriated me more than normal exchanges by the way; my boy's favourite colour is pink because it's a fucking… https://t.co/FpPz6XeOKhLast night on the commute home, a man driving a Range Rover envogue pulled out of a junction and nearly hit the cyc… https://t.co/zFCXpCQBor
10/16
2019
@runRJR Don’t listen to these other ‘smart’ people, to make up for the shame of not doing it yesterday and breaking… https://t.co/2K2AkRl6HE
10/13
2019
THIS IS EXCITING
10/12
2019
At my school there were two types of pencil, HB and 2B. If you had a 2B, you were considered an artist.
10/9
2019
This week's podcast is a mental health special and we were lucky enough to have @damekellyholmes join us in the stu… https://t.co/LFDgM0fmbX
Retweeted by Ben HobsonHow something so trivial as a made bed can be so utterly heart breaking. https://t.co/PP7sxAr3QD @KieranAlger @RWPearson @runnersworlduk HAHAHA, I'll have to do the video now, will not have my technique discredit… https://t.co/hwXc8lTfWo @emisajones @RWPearson @runnersworlduk Thanks Emily.
10/8
2019
Was a real pleasure this one, will be live tomorrow morning. Link in my bio so you can find it. https://t.co/q3fiQL83za @RWPearson 🤦🏻‍♂️
10/7
2019
@WUTM @runnersworlduk No I know mate, it’s mental what some of these people come out with! @WUTM @runnersworlduk Hahahhaha. This now means YouTube
10/3
2019
@minkywilmer Very tactical, lots of surges, bit messy, great racing.Weightman literally battled through qualifying #WorldAthleticsChampionships https://t.co/KpZru9ZAgL
10/2
2019
This isn't for you, it's for me. I don't want to be sprayed with road spuff if I get stuck behind you, so do some b… https://t.co/np3lHYGtUUYou should listen because it’s super important and interesting but in summary, yes. https://t.co/lTIL2MwVdI @WUTM Hahahah! Salazar was too late for the recording, might have to record a special edit. We definitely discuss Doha though...
10/1
2019
If someone could please use the headline ‘Mads, bogs and Englishmen’ tomorrow and credit me, that would be great. #Yorkshire2019
9/29
2019
If a scientist can work out how to harness the heat from a freshly toasted pitta bread, there would be no energy crisis.
9/28
2019
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/nljV1dPVdm
9/27
2019
@katehelencarter *insert joke about disrupting the spacetime continuum*
9/23
2019
@mmmmmaaaaate from a simply biological point of view I agree, BUT, there is no set time frame for your demise via a… https://t.co/WDxbBlWySe @mmmmmaaaaate my hot take: you have to have existed to die, but death begins then moment you are born. @mmmmmaaaaate WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT?!
9/20
2019
@Sparkes It's got us all reminiscing on our favourite incidents and reminded of the time I was threatened with a ha… https://t.co/xofMQc2rYo😍 https://t.co/P96F6kvc82The joys of being a cyclist, across the world. https://t.co/wwRBteBNAR
9/18
2019
@katehelencarter Oh I see! 🤦🏻‍♂️ nah, we just like to remind people it happened sometimes, cos it’s funny. @katehelencarter Yeah I was joking, it’s that guy @katehelencarter Hahahha, it’s the new wear testing we’ve been doing 😳There were other things, but these are the two that matter to running right now.Today we wrote about a penis falling out of some shorts and an old chocolate bar being re-released. Content is king. @ChilternVelo Plus maybe a bit of cake on route... @harry_engels cheers mate. Chilterns route skirts north of Southall at the moment so it's less direct but kind of t… https://t.co/Nat4YDOIzsGot a long ride tomorrow from London back to Wiltshire/Gloucester. Do I head North via Chilterns, south of Oxford o… https://t.co/hGbwVUXRFp @Ultra_Damo of course @Ultra_Damo Well of course! Also, I'm tweeting this from custody...Packed tube. Guy attempts jumper removal. T shirt comes up too. He’s now basically semi nude. Panic sets in. His he… https://t.co/gQF2SExyEA
9/11
2019
@iancleverly Ohhhhh pie and mash. Ok, I’ve converted back.
9/10
2019

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